Cheeky Alpha Monkey
@alpha-aurora.bsky.social
Trump is a piece of SHIT. I wish we could be like Finland. Live & Let Live. MYOB. (Unless they’re screaming for HELP!) 🚫DM’s 🚫Creepers 🚫Sellers 🚫Porn 🚫Maga or Torys
created February 12, 2025
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Mickey Kuhns (@mickeykuhns.bsky.social) reposted
ChatGPT 5… “Noem’s brag is more smoke than substance: waving the flag about “jobs for Americans” while this admin guts unions, strips bargaining rights, and weakens protections. It’s not pro-worker — it’s union-busting dressed up in patriotism.”
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Power with the People
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F*ck him, couldn’t happen to a more deserving felon
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Be a source of light in this very dark time in our history
Pam Keith (@pamkeithdc.bsky.social) reposted
Dacara Thompson is missing, perhaps abducted, from Hyattsville MD in the Washington DC area. If you know ANYTHING that might be helpful, please contact authorities. If you are able, please donate to defray costs of the family searching for her. gofund.me/aef06605
Cheeky Alpha Monkey (@alpha-aurora.bsky.social)
Okay Y’all. We all need to learn this Futterwacken dance so we can spontaneously break into a flash mob across the world when news of a certain 🟧💩🤡with a tiny🍄pops his clogs - we dance! 🤓 youtube.com/watch?v=6dos...
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darren32359.bsky.social (@darren32359.bsky.social) reposted
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They are the sweetest birds 😊
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👍
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Common vulture?
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We are living in the sci-fi movie, HER…🙄
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Im just miffed I missed out on the death pool🫤
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Yes Gurl 😳
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It’s like they know something we don’t 😬
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We shouldn’t sugar coat the fact that all of us, who could afford to, would move to a better county like Finland or Greece
Al Cappuccino…☕️🇮🇹 (@alcappuccinoit.bsky.social) reposted
If you’re enjoying a long Labor Day weekend, thank organized labor and consider that the GOP is neutering OSHA, putting kids to work, and rolling back paid sick leave as part of its multi-pronged, systematic attack on working people and the poor.
TiggsCupcake (@tiggsisacupcake.bsky.social) reposted
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Bloody Brilliant🤓
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Well, they’re not actually mutually exclusive 🤓
NiankhSekhmet (@niankhsekhmet.bsky.social) reposted
Street Art Utopia (@streetartutopia.com) reposted
Urban walls, sidewalks, and even utility meters are the unlikely canvases behind this clever collection of genius street art. From an illusion of a zebra being striped to a sidewalk creature with a real rock for a head, these eight works turn... 👇
Cheeky Alpha Monkey (@alpha-aurora.bsky.social)
Epstein EPSTEIN Epstein
𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 (@sundaedivine.bsky.social) reposted
If you're 60, 69.1% of all job growth since your birth occurred under Democratic administrations. If you're 45, that number is 74.7%. If you're under 28, the number is 100%. Happy Labor Day.
Cheeky Alpha Monkey (@alpha-aurora.bsky.social)
Pee comes out of this hole. Poop comes out of the pee hole. Eggs come out of the poop hole. It’s called a cloaca. All birds have cloaca’s
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Eeeww. Another pedo, another MAGAt
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Wow. He’s a feckless, fat, fickle f*ck, isn’t he?
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Church!
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Beyond Blonde© (@beyondblonde.bsky.social) reposted
Oh my goodness my post about the irony of doing the thoughts and prayers thing over ANOTHER church shooting upset some Christians. That's too damn bad I don't worship your God, nor am I a member of your book club.
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🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞
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Thank the Goddess
Biggie (@biggienotsmalls.bsky.social) reposted
I love close captioning.....
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No Honey, I’m not okay with any of this
Jess Piper (@piperformissouri.bsky.social) reposted
MO Gov Mike Kehoe is calling a special session to gerrymander the 5th District which encompasses Kansas City. He is specifically violating Section 2 of the Voting Rights Act, which bans any voting practice that denies or weakens the power of a racial minority to elect its preferred candidates.
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Very heavy homoerotic Christian symbolism
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Boom
Freethinkers United (@freethinkersunited.bsky.social) reposted
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Boom.
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Oh honey, it’s gotten so bad my orgasms text me in advance telling me when they can make it - or not.
The Daily Tism (@thedailytism.com) reposted
WE’RE HIRING! Comedy writers with lived experience of autism, send us your funniest stuff! Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is here: www.patreon.com/posts/137768...
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Yep
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I’m thinking he’ll get one after he dies for bringing the world together in celebration and joy
The Resister Linda Cardwell 🦋💙 (@cardwell4u.bsky.social) reposted
He can’t even keep his lies straight.
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Queen Camillia
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Isn’t that supposed to be the Queens likeness?
Cheeky Alpha Monkey (@alpha-aurora.bsky.social)
Seriously, thinking I need a short wave radio, and must have a CB radio…🤔
Cheeky Alpha Monkey (@alpha-aurora.bsky.social)
So…anyone else thinking of hitting yard sales for working CB Radios and Short Wave Radios? For safe and effective analog communication across distances…?
Cheeky Alpha Monkey (@alpha-aurora.bsky.social)
Downey woodpecker on the left 🤓 Hairy woodpecker on the right 🤓 #Birds #NativeNewYorkers #photography
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Downey woodpeckers at the suet #Birds #NativeNewYorkers
Christopher Mootham (@chrismootham.bsky.social) reposted
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Love this fkn guy
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Reading this brings to mind every sad story about a devoted dog left to keep looking for his lost person, even as the family hasn’t left, heartbreaking
David Hiller (@bodhihodi.bsky.social) reposted
Cheeky Alpha Monkey (@alpha-aurora.bsky.social)
Is it time for ice cream yet?
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The High Priestess…💙 open.spotify.com/track/18o4mq...
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@mskohut.bsky.com open.spotify.com/track/18o4mq...
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War Pigs -Black Sabbath
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Know your rights- The Clash
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My Generation -the Who
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Peace Frog, the doors
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The main stream media is the enemy of the proletariat
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I smelled burnt toast
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That is fkn bitchin🤓
Raider (@iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social) reposted
You won't see this on the news. In fact, you may not see this anywhere. Residents of Washington D.C. march up 14th Street on Saturday August 30, 2025 chanting "Troops Go Home".
Gravel Influencer (@gravelinfluencer.bsky.social) reposted
I love all the brand new sentences I get to read because of this administration!
Petra Michaela (@petramichaela.bsky.social) reposted
Let's raise children who know the names of plants and animals - and not just celebrities and brands. Let's teach them about the beauty of nature and the diversity of life. Together, let's create a future where curiosity about nature matters more than the glitz of consumerism and glamour.
Kepano Kolohe (@alala55.bsky.social) reposted
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Preach
Pierre Polyester (@canadian-critic.bsky.social) reposted
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Boom. Because… Science! Motherfuckers!
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Yep😃
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This right here is steroids, giving him moon face because he has an infection or severe inflammation- who can say, but this is Not the picture of “health”
🇨🇦 NanaGale (@nanagale.bsky.social) reposted
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And still he’s not dead. Meanwhile a sweet grandma hits her head getting out of the car and pops her clogs in her sleep, these shitty men are too evil to die
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Right?
Cheeky Alpha Monkey (@alpha-aurora.bsky.social)
Ron Der(Dirty)Sanchez after We work our magic - rainbows for everyone 🤓🤓🤓🌈🌈
Jennifer Shin (@jennifershin.bsky.social) reposted
Please share so that she can be identified and arrested.
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😊
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Jesus loves the liars
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MAGA is a cult of personality - Trumpledicks’
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Yep
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Hart Cunningham (@hpsc24.bsky.social) reposted
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Childish Governing
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Beautiful
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🤓😊
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Mandatory silliness
Ibanut56 (@ibanut56.bsky.social) reposted
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Brittle Bald Fontleroy
Cheeky Alpha Monkey (@alpha-aurora.bsky.social)
Is there a pool for the cause, day and time? Did someone beat me to it?
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Is there a pool for the cause, day and time yet?
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You’re certainly pinker
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She’s just keeping up appearances to make her nut
Race Bannon (@racebannon.bsky.social) reposted
I wonder if Susan Collins will follow the lead of Joni Ernst and drop out because she knows she'll be trounced and most of her constituency hates her.
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You done FAFO’d ur self Woman 😬😉
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Right?
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And there’s also the point that fElon did more to destroy science and set research back centuries than anyone ever…Oh yeah, AND he owns twatter