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Cheeky Alpha Monkey

@alpha-aurora.bsky.social

Trump is a piece of SHIT. I wish we could be like Finland. Live & Let Live. MYOB. (Unless they’re screaming for HELP!) 🚫DM’s 🚫Creepers 🚫Sellers 🚫Porn 🚫Maga or Torys

created February 12, 2025

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Profile picture Mickey Kuhns (@mickeykuhns.bsky.social) reposted

ChatGPT 5… “Noem’s brag is more smoke than substance: waving the flag about “jobs for Americans” while this admin guts unions, strips bargaining rights, and weakens protections. It’s not pro-worker — it’s union-busting dressed up in patriotism.”

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1/9/2025, 7:16:52 PM | 348 81 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cheeky Alpha Monkey (@alpha-aurora.bsky.social) reply parent

Power with the People

1/9/2025, 10:01:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cheeky Alpha Monkey (@alpha-aurora.bsky.social) reply parent

F*ck him, couldn’t happen to a more deserving felon

1/9/2025, 9:56:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cheeky Alpha Monkey (@alpha-aurora.bsky.social) reply parent

Be a source of light in this very dark time in our history

1/9/2025, 8:45:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pam Keith (@pamkeithdc.bsky.social) reposted

Dacara Thompson is missing, perhaps abducted, from Hyattsville MD in the Washington DC area. If you know ANYTHING that might be helpful, please contact authorities. If you are able, please donate to defray costs of the family searching for her. gofund.me/aef06605

31/8/2025, 10:30:38 PM | 178 158 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cheeky Alpha Monkey (@alpha-aurora.bsky.social)

Okay Y’all. We all need to learn this Futterwacken dance so we can spontaneously break into a flash mob across the world when news of a certain 🟧💩🤡with a tiny🍄pops his clogs - we dance! 🤓 youtube.com/watch?v=6dos...

1/9/2025, 8:42:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Profile picture darren32359.bsky.social (@darren32359.bsky.social) reposted

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Profile picture Cheeky Alpha Monkey (@alpha-aurora.bsky.social) reply parent

They are the sweetest birds 😊

1/9/2025, 8:21:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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👍

1/9/2025, 8:21:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Common vulture?

1/9/2025, 8:19:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cheeky Alpha Monkey (@alpha-aurora.bsky.social)

We are living in the sci-fi movie, HER…🙄

1/9/2025, 8:17:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Im just miffed I missed out on the death pool🫤

1/9/2025, 4:52:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cheeky Alpha Monkey (@alpha-aurora.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes Gurl 😳

1/9/2025, 4:50:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cheeky Alpha Monkey (@alpha-aurora.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s like they know something we don’t 😬

1/9/2025, 4:47:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cheeky Alpha Monkey (@alpha-aurora.bsky.social) reply parent

We shouldn’t sugar coat the fact that all of us, who could afford to, would move to a better county like Finland or Greece

1/9/2025, 4:46:25 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Al Cappuccino…☕️🇮🇹 (@alcappuccinoit.bsky.social) reposted

If you’re enjoying a long Labor Day weekend, thank organized labor and consider that the GOP is neutering OSHA, putting kids to work, and rolling back paid sick leave as part of its multi-pronged, systematic attack on working people and the poor.

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Profile picture TiggsCupcake (@tiggsisacupcake.bsky.social) reposted

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Profile picture Cheeky Alpha Monkey (@alpha-aurora.bsky.social) reply parent

Bloody Brilliant🤓

1/9/2025, 4:41:09 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cheeky Alpha Monkey (@alpha-aurora.bsky.social) reply parent

Well, they’re not actually mutually exclusive 🤓

1/9/2025, 4:35:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture NiankhSekhmet (@niankhsekhmet.bsky.social) reposted

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Profile picture Street Art Utopia (@streetartutopia.com) reposted

Urban walls, sidewalks, and even utility meters are the unlikely canvases behind this clever collection of genius street art. From an illusion of a zebra being striped to a sidewalk creature with a real rock for a head, these eight works turn... 👇

Street art sticker of the character E.T. placed on a stone wall, cleverly aligned with a red metal fire hose fixture so that the two circular outlets resemble E.T.’s large eyes. The setup transforms the fixture into the alien’s head, while the drawn body shows his wrinkled skin, long arms, and glowing finger.
1/9/2025, 7:24:31 AM | 5854 691 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cheeky Alpha Monkey (@alpha-aurora.bsky.social)

Epstein EPSTEIN Epstein

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Profile picture 𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 (@sundaedivine.bsky.social) reposted

If you're 60, 69.1% of all job growth since your birth occurred under Democratic administrations. If you're 45, that number is 74.7%. If you're under 28, the number is 100%. Happy Labor Day.

1/9/2025, 2:57:40 PM | 16825 6317 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cheeky Alpha Monkey (@alpha-aurora.bsky.social)

Pee comes out of this hole. Poop comes out of the pee hole. Eggs come out of the poop hole. It’s called a cloaca. All birds have cloaca’s

1/9/2025, 4:11:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Eeeww. Another pedo, another MAGAt

1/9/2025, 4:00:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cheeky Alpha Monkey (@alpha-aurora.bsky.social) reply parent

Wow. He’s a feckless, fat, fickle f*ck, isn’t he?

1/9/2025, 3:58:33 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cheeky Alpha Monkey (@alpha-aurora.bsky.social) reply parent

Church!

1/9/2025, 3:56:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture GrouchyMarkx (@grouchymarkx.bsky.social) reposted

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Profile picture Beyond Blonde© (@beyondblonde.bsky.social) reposted

Oh my goodness my post about the irony of doing the thoughts and prayers thing over ANOTHER church shooting upset some Christians. That's too damn bad I don't worship your God, nor am I a member of your book club.

1/9/2025, 12:58:08 PM | 109 11 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cheeky Alpha Monkey (@alpha-aurora.bsky.social) reply parent

🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞

1/9/2025, 3:13:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thank the Goddess

1/9/2025, 1:49:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Biggie (@biggienotsmalls.bsky.social) reposted

I love close captioning.....

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1/9/2025, 12:27:33 PM | 791 228 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cheeky Alpha Monkey (@alpha-aurora.bsky.social) reply parent

No Honey, I’m not okay with any of this

1/9/2025, 1:48:54 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jess Piper (@piperformissouri.bsky.social) reposted

MO Gov Mike Kehoe is calling a special session to gerrymander the 5th District which encompasses Kansas City. He is specifically violating Section 2 of the Voting Rights Act, which bans any voting practice that denies or weakens the power of a racial minority to elect its preferred candidates.

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Very heavy homoerotic Christian symbolism

1/9/2025, 1:43:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Boom

1/9/2025, 1:41:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Freethinkers United (@freethinkersunited.bsky.social) reposted

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Boom.

1/9/2025, 1:37:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cheeky Alpha Monkey (@alpha-aurora.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh honey, it’s gotten so bad my orgasms text me in advance telling me when they can make it - or not.

1/9/2025, 1:35:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Daily Tism (@thedailytism.com) reposted

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1/9/2025, 9:53:49 AM | 121 74 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cheeky Alpha Monkey (@alpha-aurora.bsky.social) reply parent

Yep

1/9/2025, 1:32:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m thinking he’ll get one after he dies for bringing the world together in celebration and joy

1/9/2025, 1:30:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Resister Linda Cardwell 🦋💙 (@cardwell4u.bsky.social) reposted

He can’t even keep his lies straight.

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Queen Camillia

1/9/2025, 1:28:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cheeky Alpha Monkey (@alpha-aurora.bsky.social) reply parent

Isn’t that supposed to be the Queens likeness?

1/9/2025, 1:28:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cheeky Alpha Monkey (@alpha-aurora.bsky.social)

Seriously, thinking I need a short wave radio, and must have a CB radio…🤔

1/9/2025, 1:25:14 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cheeky Alpha Monkey (@alpha-aurora.bsky.social)

So…anyone else thinking of hitting yard sales for working CB Radios and Short Wave Radios? For safe and effective analog communication across distances…?

1/9/2025, 1:24:08 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cheeky Alpha Monkey (@alpha-aurora.bsky.social)

Downey woodpecker on the left 🤓 Hairy woodpecker on the right 🤓 #Birds #NativeNewYorkers #photography

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Downey woodpeckers at the suet #Birds #NativeNewYorkers

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Profile picture Christopher Mootham (@chrismootham.bsky.social) reposted

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Love this fkn guy

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Reading this brings to mind every sad story about a devoted dog left to keep looking for his lost person, even as the family hasn’t left, heartbreaking

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Profile picture David Hiller (@bodhihodi.bsky.social) reposted

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Profile picture Cheeky Alpha Monkey (@alpha-aurora.bsky.social)

Is it time for ice cream yet?

1/9/2025, 12:30:13 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The High Priestess…💙 open.spotify.com/track/18o4mq...

1/9/2025, 12:28:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@mskohut.bsky.com open.spotify.com/track/18o4mq...

1/9/2025, 12:27:08 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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War Pigs -Black Sabbath

1/9/2025, 12:23:15 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Know your rights- The Clash

1/9/2025, 12:21:16 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My Generation -the Who

1/9/2025, 12:18:29 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Peace Frog, the doors

1/9/2025, 12:17:20 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The main stream media is the enemy of the proletariat

1/9/2025, 12:14:57 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I smelled burnt toast

1/9/2025, 12:12:40 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That is fkn bitchin🤓

31/8/2025, 11:46:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Raider (@iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social) reposted

You won't see this on the news. In fact, you may not see this anywhere. Residents of Washington D.C. march up 14th Street on Saturday August 30, 2025 chanting "Troops Go Home".

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Profile picture Gravel Influencer (@gravelinfluencer.bsky.social) reposted

I love all the brand new sentences I get to read because of this administration!

The new head of the CDC has no training in medicine and once helped Peter Thiel develop man-made islands floating outside U.S. territory
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Profile picture Petra Michaela (@petramichaela.bsky.social) reposted

Let's raise children who know the names of plants and animals - and not just celebrities and brands. Let's teach them about the beauty of nature and the diversity of life. Together, let's create a future where curiosity about nature matters more than the glitz of consumerism and glamour.

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Preach

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Profile picture Cheeky Alpha Monkey (@alpha-aurora.bsky.social) reply parent

Boom. Because… Science! Motherfuckers!

31/8/2025, 10:23:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yep😃

31/8/2025, 10:20:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cheeky Alpha Monkey (@alpha-aurora.bsky.social)

This right here is steroids, giving him moon face because he has an infection or severe inflammation- who can say, but this is Not the picture of “health”

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Profile picture Cheeky Alpha Monkey (@alpha-aurora.bsky.social) reply parent

And still he’s not dead. Meanwhile a sweet grandma hits her head getting out of the car and pops her clogs in her sleep, these shitty men are too evil to die

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Profile picture Cheeky Alpha Monkey (@alpha-aurora.bsky.social) reply parent

Right?

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Ron Der(Dirty)Sanchez after We work our magic - rainbows for everyone 🤓🤓🤓🌈🌈

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Profile picture Jennifer Shin (@jennifershin.bsky.social) reposted

Please share so that she can be identified and arrested.

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😊

31/8/2025, 9:46:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jesus loves the liars

31/8/2025, 9:46:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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MAGA is a cult of personality - Trumpledicks’

31/8/2025, 9:45:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yep

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Childish Governing

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Beautiful

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🤓😊

31/8/2025, 9:33:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mandatory silliness

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Brittle Bald Fontleroy

31/8/2025, 9:30:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is there a pool for the cause, day and time? Did someone beat me to it?

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Is there a pool for the cause, day and time yet?

31/8/2025, 9:28:42 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cheeky Alpha Monkey (@alpha-aurora.bsky.social) reply parent

You’re certainly pinker

31/8/2025, 9:26:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She’s just keeping up appearances to make her nut

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Profile picture Race Bannon (@racebannon.bsky.social) reposted

I wonder if Susan Collins will follow the lead of Joni Ernst and drop out because she knows she'll be trounced and most of her constituency hates her.

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Profile picture Cheeky Alpha Monkey (@alpha-aurora.bsky.social) reply parent

You done FAFO’d ur self Woman 😬😉

31/8/2025, 9:24:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cheeky Alpha Monkey (@alpha-aurora.bsky.social) reply parent

Right?

31/8/2025, 9:23:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cheeky Alpha Monkey (@alpha-aurora.bsky.social) reply parent

And there’s also the point that fElon did more to destroy science and set research back centuries than anyone ever…Oh yeah, AND he owns twatter

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