I'm not even going to try to do better than this.
I'm the giraffe guy now. Everything I say will probably seem less serious. So it goes. The emojis should give you an idea of where I stand politically. It's easier than typing something. слава україні 🇺🇦 🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️ 🇨🇦 🇬🇱 🇵🇦 🇲🇽 🇪🇺 🌳 🌊 🐾 🌺 🪸 🐘🦒 Nazi punks fvck off.
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Hi Lorie!
Happy birthday, Jen! Happy frickin' birthday, Jas! I hope you both have a fantastic day!
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I definitely miss having them. I just remind myself that *eventually* I'll have the time.
I'm currently sans dog specifically *because* I know I don't have time right now. I was sorely tempted by a Schipperke I saw recently, though. I love those little guys.
I saw that exact thing nearly happen once. Would have, if I hadn't got to him in time. I've been bitten by a lab. Seen two Bichons going at each other like damn gladiators. Not to mention, lots of them are mixed breeds, which can be tricky in the best of situations.
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That Bel Mal post was what finally pushed me over the edge. Anybody who knows anything about dogs would know how much work that poor pup will need.
adopt the dog, don't, unless you know what you're doing. Please, PLEASE do not adopt a dog if you are unprepared. It will break his heart if you have to take him back.
to shelters. People are unprepared for the amount of work a dog like this takes. Example: I saw a post about a Belgian Malinois. Even if you get them as pups, Bel Mals need a firm hand. A rescue will be far more difficult. As heartbreaking as it is, if you see these posts and are tempted to
difficult dog. There's a reason no one has adopted them yet. They can absolutely be rehabbed, but it requires someone who knows what they're doing. I'm worried that these posts encourage good-hearted but inexperienced people to take on these dogs. That's how these poor pups end up being returned
The more I think about it, the more concerned I get about the pages that push people to adopt rescue dogs. I firmly believe in adopt, don't shop. That said, the dogs I'm seeing in these posts, particularly the ones who are about to be put down, will need an owner who knows exactly how to handle a
Even a decent first aid kit would have a cravat for this. ICE doesn’t have a first aid kit lying around anywhere?
Everything on Rumors. Love me an album where the band is singing about how much they hate each other.
I am 1000% sure he's never read either Genesis 12 OR Genesis 17 in full. Because most of 17 is about circumcision and how Sarai will become Sarah and have a child at 90, and 12 has a nice anecdote about Abram and Sarai lying to the Pharoah about how they were related for their own personal benefit.
They already did it once (St. Reagan himself signed it into CA law): www.history.com/articles/bla...
I found the source (or source for the recent prevalence) of this “voting is like a bus” talking point. And actually all liberal talking points on this app.
40 years ago today, Brothers In Arms by Dire Straits started a 9-week run at #1 on the Billboard Album Charts, thanks to stereo stores using the CD to sell the new format. The album also topped the charts in 25 other countries and sold over 20 million worldwide.
Jasus Christ on a cracker!
Wins *what*? I was told people are overreacting because there's still a few years left until the next election, and this is all about fighting Trump NOW. But suddenly we've bypassed primaries? I'm deeply concerned with the number of people who have already crowned Newsom the 2028 nominee.
He forgot part of it. It's the part where he meant, "as long as the driver is a cis, white, Christian male. Preferably a rich one."
They always freak out when you ask them to explain the joke. Every. Time.
I am indeed, thank you!
I am, thanks!
Thank you for all the work you do, Corrina! Hope you're well! 💙
Hope you're doing well! 🫶
Congratulations Lorie!!
Are we shocked? No? Didn't think so. abcnews.go.com/amp/US/famed...
Didn't even try. One would think it should've been pretty easy to just say, "Yes."
Very similar to "transgender people didn't exist when I was a kid." I swear to God, these people's development literally stopped when they were teenagers. Everything that's happened after that is obviously just made up as part of the woke agenda.
This is clearly not your first pita rodeo. That looks 🤌
They'll take whatever they can get, as long as it doesn’t involve, like, going to where the actual criminals are.
He didn't think she was safe because Trump was going to "target criminals." He thought she was safe because she's white.
#AMomsStrength #DefendersOfDemocracy
The man can't even understand why he's being executed, but sure, tell me more about how the death penalty is absolutely, positively necessary for public safety. I'm so glad we're ensuring this very dangerous criminal who's literally forgotten how to walk will never offend again.
Don't worry, he'll be dismantling that soon enough, too. Mental health meds are next on the list.
Huh. I can't help but feel like that "stop talking about Newsom's faults, he's not even the nominee" argument is falling kinda flat here. It's almost like those people might not be arguing in good faith.
Update: it got funny again
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Well, shit. This is such a self-aware social media reaction that now I feel bad about mine. A+ for you, man.
"WORLDSTAR!" GOP: "See?! Globalists are doing crime!"
You could still delete this, you know. It's not too late.
Nothing. The answer for some of these people is, "I will hold them responsible for nothing."
Senate confirmations: Sean Duffy: 77-22 (23 Dems, plus one who didn't vote) Scott Bessent: 68-29 (15 D, plus 2 who didn't vote) Kristi Noem: 59-34 (7 D, plus 5 who didn't vote) Brooke Rollins: 72-28 (19 D) Marco Rubio: UNANIMOUS Ezra is correct.
Here's what I take from this: his grandson supposedly was confused about how two women could have a baby, which indicates to me that he already knows how babies are made. Why's he already know how sex works, then? Why aren't you more worried about that, Snoop?
will just tell them what to do (i.e. a pastor or right-wing politician, since that's, like, their whole thing). Aaaaaand 3) There are many former addicts who are of the opinion that if *they* could do it, then everyone else who isn't sober is just lazy trash. That leads to a TON of judgy people.
I think it's three-fold (though I can only speak to the addiction part). 1) AA/NA are very much religious organizations, though they pretend not to be. 2) Former addicts are generally people who have already proven to themselves that they have poor judgment, and they're looking for someone who
Oh. My. God. 💀 If I hadn't already known this was a real person, there would be no convincing me she's not a weird bot.
So you know the type, then.
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This is never not funny.
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😂😂 She's so mean to you, Pugs
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Yes, but don't get used to me being nice 😂
You jest, but I get major "addict-to-right-wing-evangelical" vibes from her.
Funny, that.
Hey, if you happen to be a "trans ally" who decided to "end [your] support to the trans community" because someone told you you should...fuck all the way off. Then fuck off some more. Fuck off until you reach the end of the earth, and then fuck off there too. You performative assholes.
"When Rosa asked about his wife’s medical care, the agent cited HIPAA laws...Rosa pointed out that doctors can share medical information with law enforcement when a patient is in custody..." "'He said a very disgusting joke after that,' Rosa recalled...‘We’ll notify next of kin if she dies.’"
sicsemper47 "These assholes would never let a BIPOC get away with this. Fellow white dudes, get the fuck out on the street and starting using your privilege for good."
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As a general FYI, there is also a totally innocent Tom Nichols who is a minor-league baseball reporter. That Tom hasn't done anything wrong, poor guy.
That's a jump scare on par with seeing...well, y'know...pop up in your timeline.
Yeah, in other words, he's way too scared to take up Moore on his offer. He could always just go to Harbor East and visit his buddy Fred Smith's restaurants (the kid pretends Atlas Group is his, but let's be real). That's a safe space for him.
No way he did. No POSSIBLE way. He would have gotten so wedged in that pipe it would have been like a lightbulb joke. How many ICE agents does it take to get another ICE agent unstuck from a concrete tube?
I've said it before and I will say it again. The same people that want you to work until you're 75 won't hire you after 50.
People catnip? Yes 😂
Let's see...I ate some food...took a nap... Oh my God, I was my own Caturday cat.
Also, like half their job is saving rich idiots on boats who get stuck in storms. Somebody's probably gonna learn a real hard lesson when the Coast Guard eventually reassigns their PJs to immigration enforcement.
Some of my friends are gonna find this as being par-for her to be so closely associated with a scrotum. At least she is t blaming it on us. Yet.
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I am, thanks. Glad you're doing well, too!
How you been?
Not too bad. I'm having basically the same day as you. Minus the cat, though, so not Caturday here. I'm just not doing shit today 😂
PUGSY! I MISSED YOU!
What's the haps?
THAT'S what the requirement used to be? Almost TWENTY MINUTES?! Jesus, no wonder you saw so many fatass cops even before this.
Happy birthday, Clark! Also, hi Karen!
Also, FWIW, "gay women" having an opinion on the matter is irrelevant to the argument unless that woman is also trans. The implication that cis people can't be transphobic if they're gay is wildly misguided.
So, like...I'm confused. So many times I've seen (and made) the argument that even if ICE really WAS arresting criminals, it's just a test run for getting rid of every non-white person in this country. It's a slippery fucking slope. But when it comes to trans women in sports, no one sees the slope?
Unfortunately for you, James, you thousand-year-old transphobes are dying off in droves, and you don't get to decide anymore what "most Americans" think. Carville is just another white, cisgender man who is afraid of losing his privilege.
Every day, these people make me hope there really is a hell.
I'm sure they'd happily pay someone under the table if they asked.
Almost certainly not. In fact, I'd be more shocked if they did than if they didn't.
The craziest thing about this Cracker Barrel story is that Donald Trump was best friends with Jeffrey Epstein for decades and publicly admitted to trafficking young women to him out of Maralago.
I think we need to be careful how we are addressing the Epstein information. I have seen many, many posts which could easily be triggering for victims of SA. We all know he's a rapist. We don't need to post the details of how these rapes went down. People can find that themselves if they want it.
They offered him an interview. He declined.
Well, Bill, they made that terrifying, didn't they?
Shouldn't have taken out Garcia.
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I'm more inclined to say he's really just a shit person. Honestly, for all we know, he could be on the damn list, too. I don't trust anyone anymore.