Ask a stylist: who the hell cares?
No, I did not borrow Laura’s Mercedes.
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Ask a stylist: who the hell cares?
Double negative, you not a not dumb whore.
Mere words to someone whose every word -including ‘and’ and ‘the’- is a lie.
He’s abusing [fill in the blank]
Fascist daisy chain
Bright side: funeral
With a chainsaw
Quintuple the rate
The planet without landscaping.
He gives a bad name to every one of those.
I can’t hate it more than I do now.
It’s not over yet. I’m sure he’ll find their efforts less than satisfactory at evaluation time.
Just as slavery was like trade school.
An amateur
Inanimate object said what? How about addressing the human being with laws that prohibit his unfettered access to mechanisms of slaughter, you soulless fuckhead.
I will not know this regret.
Strategic as in reflexive.
Everyone is much smarter than Hump.
We cannot allow a mineshaft gap.
Rather than inbreed?
Watch the video of her shining hour. It is edifying to see a wretched evil dropped in its tracks.
It's always too early somewhere.
Newsom should not be engaging in facts. You know a guy is grasping when he sinks to slinging the truth.
Honey precious
The most valuable service has already been provided to her.
And, as an aside, chips and a drink
Yes,
They report, you decide?
Zing. Throw a sandwich, get arrested. Kill nine parishioners at Mother Enamuel church, cops buy you a sandwich.
Darwin
She got in the way.
At just under stall speed, I hope.
Lime?
Yikes, might as well point a sandwich at yourself and let fly.
Sandwich assassin is a hero.
Malicious prosciutto.
He says only damned things. Things are damned by emanating from his wormholed, narcotic seared brain.
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Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country. Press on, man!
The tragedy is white people and their unending bullshit.
I wonder how people responded to the first person who ate an oyster, if they pushed back with ‘you might as well eat horseradish.’
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I am not inured to our culture of slaughter but like the man said; To be sane in a world of madmen is in itself madness.
Down, down to hell, and say I sent thee thither
I am wary of (chronological) adults ogling children. To a man (hi, Tulsi), this administration should be confined in padded cells.
As Earl Grant sang it; A false creation, an imitation of life.
This is their version.
It's vile
This is just such a great opportunity to demonstrate our abject perfidy.
I am a jelly donut.
Especially for people that stupid. “I love the poorly educated”
Je$u$
The person with “bad ulterior motives to the US” is your boss, dipshit.
And what? Come on, I can't stand the suspense!
He's a real stickler.
If you molest it like it's a pubescent girl, you're committing an egregious gaffe.
Connections Puzzle #808 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 According to the farkakte logic of the puzzle, I'm right. The puzzle is wrong.
No scripted outrage for you, right? Y’all would have to be literate for that.
It's glop
Sysco
NIFDA or Gordon. It’s all the same glop
The best endorsement for anywhere else.
And smell like unresuscitated Hee-Haw.
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If?
Nothing spells lovin’ like something from a coffin?
Above average for a highway exit is still a dog’s breakfast.
That's like shooting crackers in a barrel.
Lonesome Rhodes’ Cracker Barrel
By what, a conscience?
She did in her way.
I have a rambling non-sequitur. Would you please just be distracted by my nonsense?
Whoever created this, thank you!
I just climbed out of the Wikipedia Rosenberg hole. I swear at god.
Transparent as in undisguised
Fuck evangelicholes and their idiot god
If Americans aren't roused by this, they aren't sleeping. They're dead.
This lowlife was tracked in on the cheap shoes of other lowlifes. He’d sell a rat's asshole to a blind man for a wedding ring. He's the guy who steals the teeth of the dead.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BT8... this guy came to mind
“Contributors” as in ‘overlords.’
I just climbed out of the Wikipedia Rosenberg hole. I swear at god.
Ghouls
The torture has been prolonged, arbitrary, and perverse at the bloody hands of monsters.
A better, more worthy citizen than most.
JV Dunce pronounces it “VerSales” because he’s a mutant fuck from Ohio who was raised on exonyms, because foreigners talk funny.
Worse, he’s an avid dissembler.
Ivy League schools are a casualty of late culture. This asshole, for example, graduated from Yale Law School. He knows he’s spouting lies, and eagerly.
It’s been so long since I’ve seen it, i didn’t remember Leo Gordon and Ann Doran were in it. Bedazzled if not star-studded.
Everything’s so creamy.
I'm starting to hate people who think it’s a good idea to elect bad politicians.
When Forsythe’s Imperial is imperiled at some crossing, Kitten’s rough-hewn gang of toughs get out to rock the car. Her high-heeled foot is seen reaching for the accelerator because, as she says “this bucket’s got the soup.” Feel free to check me on that. Some kitsch just can’t be forgotten.
As I recall, Kitten chose the Forsythe residence for her Desperate Hours based on the accumulation of newspapers strewn at the doorstep. One invites the attack of teddy-wearing, matron shivving troubled teens by such miscues.
A professional’s opinion on what a dead halfwit could perceive from a flyover in the dark.
The barrel had been scraped clean, so they elected the barrel.
Dumb bitch said what?
By diplomacy, he means perfidy and criminal collusion.
Connections Puzzle #805 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 Life in the almost lane.
