I have to go to bed, but I'm probably not going to sleep soundly 🤷♀️
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I have to go to bed, but I'm probably not going to sleep soundly 🤷♀️
So close 🤏
You know what? I totally respect the religion of Islam! If any Muslim gets served bacon, please allow me to come take it right off your plate for you, to make your meal halal! Then I will dispose of it properly, into my stomach 😋
Yes. They kinda remind me of a milder version of Zapp's Voodoo chips. Lots of flavor!
"An uprising of the reasonable is our only chance." -Keith Olbermann
Okay, but what's the downside here?
They think she'll see it and contact them personally for standing up for her trashy takes.
This guy is speaking the language of the common people. 👍
Yup! Happy to not hear his stupid voice or see his stupid face! Its why I will celebrate so hard when he finally dies. He's like fucking Stefano DiMera from Days of Our Lives, he just keeps coming tf back from the dead! 🤬
That's the most likely explanation. A stroke would explain why they don't want him talking to the press. Especially if it affected his facial nerves, it would be too noticeable.
Fascinating or frightening? Or maybe both? 🤔
As soon as Rush Limbaugh got one, it stopped being an honor.
Fuck these little shitstain racists! They learn that shit from their asshole parents. 🤬
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Aw, thanks! I figured it might be a regional thing. Plus, the brand is Herr's, and they're more known for chips than anything else. I found "all dressed" Pringles the other week and now I'm in Heaven!
They were hot honey cheese curls! Who else is sending you snacks??? 😭😭😭😭 I thought I was special!
At Union Station, veterans play a speech from General Mark Milley warning soldiers of the threat that President Trump poses.
You only have until September 19th, to contact the US Forest Service and object to the rollback of protections on 45 million acres of wild land and forests. Go to: Regulations.gov and voice your objection! Otherwise these lands are subject to being sold, & forests being cut down.
I think Gavin Newsom is the reason Taco Tits stroked out.
If it was all on the up and up, why did they wait until the middle of the night to pull this shit?
They're going to find whatever way they can to come after birth control entirely. Fuck them 🖕🖕
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I mean, I'm here for that, too.
I use it to read and spread news that's important to me. I also like to scream into the Void because I live in a conservative area, and there aren't many IRL peeps I can rant with. Also, I LOVE LOVE LOVE meeting new people. It's why I love my job, I get to meet interesting people.
I didn't know you back then, but you're important enough to me now to send snacks to thru the USPS, so that's a lot of love from me 🫶
Yeah, I'm with you. I feel there are a lot of us here that are looking to build a community beyond what we already have IRL. Social Media can connect us in ways that surpass all others. If I had an RV and a million $ I could visit all my online friends around the country.
Can we do this in PA, too? @governor.pa.gov
I would love to see #Pennsylvania do this, too. @governor.pa.gov
They look glossy.
I'll have to remember that. I usually just hit clearsky and check that way.
I hope to one day have a garden much like it 💚
I have extremely vivid dreams that feel like reality - to the point where I've learned how to wake myself up if it gets too extreme. Gory realistic movies make it so much worse. I just can't do it.
I would love to walk up to them - NOT filming - and ask them what they think about all this. Just totally off the record, no names, no recordings. How do you feel about all of this? This deployment? Is it true that its just for 29 days so they can screw you out of benefits?
Its been awhile since I checked to see how many people hate me. I should go do that.
What a fucking gorgeous sight 😍
I've read thru some brutal death scenes, and just thought, "there is no way in fucking Hell I could watch that on a movie screen."
First kid was vaginal delivery, and he had no problems looking down there. They offered me a mirror, and after the third time I had to say no, I added, "I don't wanna see what's going on down there." My C wasn't urgent, but could've been. I was terrified, and almost broke Mr's hand squeezing.
I wake up every morning with hope I see his fucking obituary. I also hope that he's scrolling thru social media while getting dialysis and seeing how many people can't wait for him to die.
Shit. I'm in PA. At least we all got boosters last year. And Eldest Demonchild got their second HPV shot this year. They're covered. 🙏 Everybody is getting a flu shot this year before they pull those, too.
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He's not dead yet, because if he was, the Heritage Foundation wouldn't wait until his corpse was cold before installing JD VancyPants as POTUS so they can have him rubber stamp all their bullshit. He's very sick. They don't wanna move until they're sure he's not coming back from this.
When the surgeon was giving me a c-section, my husband peeked over the curtain. He said he couldn't really see anything past my belly anyway 🤷♀️ If I hadn't been so fucking terrified, he would've tried to look more, but I was his first priority.
This sounds like very good advice.
That's when you close your eyes and hope death comes swiftly.
My dream is that he suffers a massive stroke - one that makes him incapable of speaking or using his hands. Imagine silencing a narcissist, and then forcing him to watch his whole empire crumble 😈
For me, it was after that. I don't wanna throw out spoilers, but all I could think was, "imagine seeing that headed for you and there ain't fuck-all you can do about it."
It was fucking brutal, ngl.
Do you have a favorite weed strain or preferred method of consumption?
Dave Matthews band - Trump and everybody in his White House can kiss my ass!
The whole world is on "death watch" and I feel like this might be a bad sign for the GOP in general.
He looks like a young John Wayne Gacy.
Interesting article!
Someone whispered, "thank GOD!" before tossing it out the window and speeding the fuck outta there.
Wow! Great article!
Perfection.
Exclusive: Military feared mistakes in LA deployment could have 'far-reaching' implications, records show
That's because in order to be a multi-millionaire, others have to suffer with barely enough so they can have more than they can use.
JJ in DC posted that ICE planes left, but Bower just posted that DOJ responded and all the children have deplaned.
Glad to see things worked out for this little dude! 💜 I hope that greedy CEO gets served some fresh karma.
Less than 10 minutes from now. This is getting interesting in a bad way.
Ten more minutes, DOJ. Tick-tock, tick-tock. ⌚️
The streets of New York Playground Edition 🛝
Kill it with fire.
Yup. The truth can be ugly.
I'm not trafficking anyone, no.
Isn't that in the Bible?
They expect "business as usual" without realizing we are no longer dealing with a sane faction. They've brought a strongly-worded letter to a gunfight.
He's obsessed because actors/actresses tend to be loved and adored by fans, and that's exactly what he craves: Attention. He's obsessed with Attention, and fame is a part of that.
Donald should've been a blow job.
If you are, I am, too. 🤷♀️
I saw him in "Water For Elephants," and I thought he did a great job playing Jacob.
Everyone wishes that, so you're not alone there 🫂
It wouldn't be a day in America without a court case highlighting how fucking awful our government has become! 🙃
I would bet you any money that any savvy, cost-cutting C Suite goon could find a reason to fire a Guard member for this shit. Its appalling.
These are the same people he would need in order to subdue the American population - and he's giving them a bad rep WHILE taking full advantage of them via red tape rules. If I were in the Guard, I would not be looking favorably at the CiC, rn. 🤔
It must be a sprain because it looks like it's wrapped properly, but the sling is just baffling.
I hope so! I hope he's scrolling thru social media reading all the posts from people who were so anxious and excited about the prospect of his death. I want him to realize just how many people - around the World - will celebrate when he dies.
Is it the one where she's on all 4's in front of someone wearing suit pants, and she has a leash on her? Because I just assumed that was part of the "joke" about the album title being Man's Best Friend. Am I missing something, or did the prudes cut loose again?
This is the dumbest shit, I stg! 🤬
I'm trying to find an argument, but I got nothin'. 🤷♀️
And now, we wait. #Bloomscrolling #NatureSky #Butterfly #MonarchButterfly
I'm not even a fan of Pattinson, and I would take him over Taco Tits ANY day of the week.
I misread this as "Pat Robertson" and it made the sentence even more funny.
Why doesn't he have a real sling? Why is he using a shirt?
That's the spirit! 😁
In my mind, I'm thinking, "Well, I have other ways of taking care of business, anyway." 🤷♀️
Thankful readers are still discovering WHERE DARK THINGS GROW, the first book in my Appalachian horror duology.
I need my laoban to teach me some Mandarin Chinese.
