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🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚

@ardwynna.bsky.social

Old fandom has-been, Dog Mom, Typo Queen, aspiring Hobbit & head shrinker, going boldly straight to bed. 🔞 DNF

created July 31, 2024

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Profile picture 🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social) reply parent

Hope is not fantasy. I hope one day you learn how to be fun at parties.

2/9/2025, 2:52:39 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social) reply parent

People are uniting in solidarity over how much we all want This One Thing, but you're welcome to your 'glass half-empty' takes, somebody has to have them.

2/9/2025, 2:46:35 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social) reply parent

Pull the stick out your ass, Sarah.

2/9/2025, 1:59:31 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social) reply parent

"Sometimes, you just gotta cut the tumor out."

2/9/2025, 1:57:31 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social)

Spouse's comic book store friend gave him a gift in thanks for yrs of support, from stumbling upon the 1st backroom, through a burglary that would have ended it if spouse hadn't given him old anime dvds to start over, to a thriving, expanding biz. Gift like that, there was only place to put it.

Darth Vader is on a date with Miss Cloud. (Some say Miss Cloud is only doing it to make Sephiroth jealous but Dapper Darth is looking fiiiiiine in that suit. This might be a step up.)
2/9/2025, 12:44:27 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture I R A (@roira.bsky.social) reposted

Said this on the other app but we rly need to normalize that growing up = becoming a person with the money to afford childhood interests. The idea that you have to suddenly stop caring about cute or joyful things when you turn 18 is the reason so many ppl are so fucking miserable for 60 years after

1/9/2025, 6:07:41 PM | 611 327 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social)

Stupid American man: America is the only place where cultures can integrate Me: *laughs in island childhood* Let's be real here. In the US only Christian holidays get the day off, there is open racism, always has been, and now THIS. That's not integrated, not in the slightest. Honky don't know.

1/9/2025, 9:31:55 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social) reply parent

Here's what I held back from saying the first time out of politeness. You are not the only place where cultures become integrated, far from it. By my heritage's standards, your country's failing just as miserably as everyone you're sneering at. Kiss my Scottish Indo Caribbean ass. 🖕🏽

1/9/2025, 9:17:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes, please, on the other side of it we'll happily take the word back where it belongs. It's minor but exhausting having to do the 'dots, not feathers' bit, my name does not mean 'Running Fawn' and I think it's sus how many guys 'have a grandma who was a cherokee princess'.

1/9/2025, 6:00:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social)

Meanwhile, their 'spicy' is all heat, no flavor, and wouldn't make a brown baby sweat

1/9/2025, 5:42:26 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social)

"Only place" You haven't integrated though. ICE is pulling your 'others' off the streets this very minute.

1/9/2025, 5:40:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social) reply parent

Not anymore

1/9/2025, 5:19:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social) reply parent

Even if prices are so jacked you have to make do with pigeon instead of Turkey, this could be the greatest Thanksgiving in history.

1/9/2025, 4:40:53 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social)

*Guile's theme intensifies*

Captain Pike, of Star Trek Strange New Worlds, in vulcan form, with a wtf hairdo
1/9/2025, 2:46:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social) reply parent

Just like you could choose to be gay, apparently.

1/9/2025, 2:34:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social) reply parent

DONE. Technically a day early. Sleep first, then hot bath and giant pickle.

1/9/2025, 9:14:02 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social) reply parent

Leftover stuff from last week's lunch prep. 😅 I didn't want it going bad so I used it up👌🏽

1/9/2025, 3:53:31 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social)

Not me pulling out the old planetary science books to make sure the geology and topography of this fictional land makes sense....

1/9/2025, 3:30:02 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gerard Riley (@gerardriley.bsky.social) reposted

My pro tip for life is don't live in a way that would make your death an improvement to the overall state of the world. But what do I know, I'm just a lower class schmuck.

30/8/2025, 1:02:53 PM | 340 36 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social) reply parent

Hey hey Ho Ho Bobby Brainworm has to go

1/9/2025, 12:46:40 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social) reply parent

Worrying abt dying, trying to start WWIII in Venezuela as his legacy. Guess the dementia made him forget all that 'heaven' stuff.

31/8/2025, 11:26:34 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social) reply parent

Fuck or Die Sex Pollen is just as good a way for it to happen as any.

31/8/2025, 10:53:41 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social) reply parent

Ooooh damn 😂💀

31/8/2025, 8:51:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social) reply parent

Protected from everything but cabin fever and boredom, is the thing. They aren't even thinking about the longterm mess they're making for themselves. No more Mykonos and Milan, fat cats. Somebody will commit bunker murder just to liven up the joint.

31/8/2025, 8:49:17 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social) reply parent

Good bacon, strawberry lemon pancakes, chicken florentine-ish omelettes, with apples and homegrown dragonfruit. Sunday Brunch is srs bzns in this house.

31/8/2025, 6:46:36 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AltSpaceForce 🚀🇺🇲 (@altspaceforce.altgov.info) reposted

"People tend to fetishize big... acts of “Resistance" w/o remembering that small individual acts of noncompliance are also tools that can frustrate great & evil powers. We can save a life, [ease] the suffering of a person, or can change a mind. Right now, that has to be enough of a reason to try."

31/8/2025, 6:30:41 PM | 428 115 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social)

Whoohoo, it's Gail Simone Smooth Shark Day on the internet!😆

31/8/2025, 6:36:01 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social) reply parent

And he won't even live long enough for it. What is the plan for all the hoarded wealth anyway? Enjoy your money bin when there's no crop to buy, no art to experience and everywhere is ash, I guess.

31/8/2025, 6:32:49 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm not a Swiftie but that's just slander at this point. Let go of the bitterness, babe.

31/8/2025, 6:30:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Picard Tips (@picardtips.bsky.social) reposted

Picard management tip: Make it so the crew feel welcome and appreciated. Remember there are other starships they could transfer to.

31/8/2025, 6:04:33 PM | 148 28 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social) reply parent

Because now that's ALL they're doing. Recent SNW feels more like a kids show than Prodigy. Fun's good, but where are the issues, where are the kobayashi marus, where are the mirrors held up for us to see ourselves if we're brave enough to look? This is a 'keep casuals happy' season. It's toothless.

31/8/2025, 6:24:45 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social) reply parent

Yep. Thinks he's a better adult than everybody because he only likes beer and porn.

31/8/2025, 6:17:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social) reply parent

Silly fucking white man thinks this is literally abt some books and not his condescending attitude towards people enjoying things.

31/8/2025, 3:23:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social) reply parent

51 pages to go. If it were a novel I'd be done within the hour, but... Anyhow, brunch break.

31/8/2025, 2:58:47 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social) reply parent

Talking about setting aside childish things and acting like a grade schooler. Hypocrite.

31/8/2025, 2:54:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social)

Why are you continually such a joyless cunt? Just because you can't temper childlike wonder with adult sensibility doesn't mean no one can. Go be a 'proper adult' and drown your sorrows over your back taxes. P.S: Rowling's transphobic. That's the problem, not the franchise demo.

31/8/2025, 2:51:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social) reply parent

I hope this is a bot because somebody this joyless ought to be in therapy.

31/8/2025, 2:47:16 PM | 23 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social)

If anyone ever believed that I was a person of gravitas and dignity, I am sorry to say you were greatly misinformed.

31/8/2025, 1:21:05 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social) reply parent

W00t! Love that "I watched Snow White as a kid" line myself

31/8/2025, 7:14:32 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social) reply parent

Now that's A Look

31/8/2025, 7:11:50 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social) reply parent

First thing to check in the ER because problems there will cancel a life subscription faster than anything else.

31/8/2025, 5:21:48 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social) reply parent

Well, that's the main worry. 🫂

31/8/2025, 5:14:27 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social)

Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in September.

31/8/2025, 5:08:20 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social) reply parent

Yikes, you gonna be okay?

31/8/2025, 5:05:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social) reply parent

Always is.

31/8/2025, 4:34:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social) reply parent

Modi's a dick. He'd have done it anyway.

31/8/2025, 4:24:29 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social) reply parent

Who would have cared?

31/8/2025, 3:38:51 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social) reply parent

We send native Xhosa speakers to handle all negotiations

31/8/2025, 2:45:18 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social) reply parent

Small Prick Energy

31/8/2025, 2:43:20 AM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social) reply parent

The clerks and secrataries of Naxi Germany were 'just following orders' too.

31/8/2025, 2:41:48 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social) reply parent

Better looking than the original, tbh

31/8/2025, 2:36:45 AM | 30 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social) reply parent

The Twister cow will keep them company on the way

31/8/2025, 2:30:46 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kavi (Kavita) (@brittexkavi.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

However this is not the plot of a dystopian novel but our reality in an increasingly dystopian world. Climate acceleration services greed. In the US, the top 10% owns 2/3 of the wealth. .1% has 13.4%, over 5X the bottom 50%. There is no “enough” & they’ll destroy the world & everyone in it for more.

31/8/2025, 12:02:39 AM | 3 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social) reply parent

Thanks, me too. Truthfully we haven't kept in touch and I'd just be one of hundreds she's instructed by now, but these things hit the community hard either way. The job can be so unexpectedly risky.

31/8/2025, 12:16:03 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social) reply parent

Deep diving the textbook, i think I found an error. Not a typo, like a real 'contradicts itself' mistake. Must now go to other texts to clarify which guard tells the truth

30/8/2025, 10:49:25 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social) reply parent

Mooch, the point here is that science 'was not for girls'. Step back. It's not always about you.

30/8/2025, 10:39:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social)

My old surgery boss from internship days got shot six times, alive but critical. Can't even say it was robbery, guys just roadblocked her and started firing. That hospital treats a lot of inner city gang crap, could be reprisals for saving someone or failing to. Fuck.

30/8/2025, 8:53:42 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ☢️ GODZILLA’S WIFE ☢️ (@gojiraspouse.bsky.social) reposted

This is where you write/draw the most depraved, sick, fucked up, disgusting, immoral, offensive as hell porn and let the machines learn off that. The show won’t be able to air. 🖕🏻

30/8/2025, 7:59:49 PM | 11 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social) reply parent

30/8/2025, 5:22:38 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social) reply parent

Old millennials know

30/8/2025, 3:56:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social) reply parent

I hope they're not working on a Weekend At Bernie's plan.

30/8/2025, 3:17:09 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social)

Arses wouldn't need so much kissing if these losers would just wash once in a while.

30/8/2025, 3:05:45 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social)

I just found something I thought I'd lost to a storage room culling in 2020. 😃 Not valuable but severely sentimental and therefore priceless. So glad it was saved from the damage. And chores are handled, plus there's thunder, my favorite bunker-down-with-dogs weather. This is a great day to study!

30/8/2025, 3:01:59 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social) reply parent

No visa. "Home of the brave" my ass. The 'cheese-eating surrender monkeys' handled this better than you.

30/8/2025, 1:58:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social) reply parent

Only three now. Big ones, but i can see light at the end of the tunnel!

30/8/2025, 1:39:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social)

I hope there's good record-keeping at the cold pig recruitment office. They should not be allowed to blend back into the community after this, that's how you get little nazis and junior klansman 30 yrs down the line.

30/8/2025, 1:36:48 PM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social) reply parent

Something abt this August in particular, felt like it zoomed by.

30/8/2025, 3:15:43 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social)

Me: unfortunately my encounters with GenZ have been generally pretty shit *A wild Zoomer appears* Zoomer: Oh yeah? You're just an old cringy whiny doodoohead! GKYS Me: *makes another tally mark*

30/8/2025, 2:12:07 AM | 13 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social) reply parent

He survived roadkill and brainworms and thinks it's because he's tough, not rich&lucky.

30/8/2025, 1:36:07 AM | 68 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social) reply parent

Sure, not like the survivors could have long-term consequences or anything.

30/8/2025, 1:34:43 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CEO of Beckett Mariner (@kariizumi.bsky.social) reposted

This was about HP specifically and I'm here to say the problem is not that the franchise is "childish" but that it's creator is an advocate for killing trans people

29/8/2025, 11:28:23 PM | 72 25 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social) reply parent

And on an 'Our city rocks!' kind of platform too

30/8/2025, 12:43:25 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social) reply parent

Good news: Only four more whole chapters Glum news: they're big ones. Need to step back for dinner, it's been a 5 hr stretch.

29/8/2025, 11:11:43 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social) reply parent

At the risk of sounding like planted fed, y'all need to start beating these assholes, Murica. You keep hoping for a bloodless revolution when blood's already being spilled. You are losing your country and taking the rest of us down with you.

29/8/2025, 9:29:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social)

Oh no, not the anime avatars! 😱

29/8/2025, 9:23:55 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social) reply parent

Watsonianism then isn't an excuse for Doylism now.

29/8/2025, 9:17:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social) reply parent

Ghouls

29/8/2025, 8:33:51 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social) reply parent

The problem when prejudice is baked into the systems we live with is that if you don't stop to learn other perspectives, introspect and reflect, you can easily end up perpetuating the thing because it's 'normal'.

29/8/2025, 7:35:13 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social) reply parent

Things found in @rikergoogling.bsky.social's search history

29/8/2025, 7:30:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social) reply parent

Did the AI get 'human form' confused with spaghetti?

29/8/2025, 4:22:00 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social) reply parent

MAGA calls that 'goals'.

29/8/2025, 4:16:13 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social) reply parent

Cheaper to incinerate 'medical waste'.

29/8/2025, 3:37:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Okomotive (@okomotive.ch) reposted

Herdling is OUT NOW! We’re stoked to finally invite you on this journey 🐐🦬🐏⛰️ Get the game now on Steam, Epic Game Store, PlayStation 5, Nintendo Switch, Xbox Series X|S or Game Pass, links below! We’ll give away 5 Steam keys among everyone who reposts this 🎉🎉🎉

21/8/2025, 1:11:28 PM | 750 531 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social)

Finding it ironic that Star Trek: Strange New Worlds is so heavily beloved by people who can't handle anything strange and new.

29/8/2025, 11:07:09 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture God (@thegodpodcast.com) reposted

Thou shalt not listen to a damn thing that RFK Jr. says.

28/8/2025, 10:42:15 PM | 15810 2779 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🧙‍♀️ Killy Witches 🎃👻 (@tillybridges.bsky.social) reposted

y’all know what one of the first nazi book burnings was right? y’all know why they did it y’all know trans people were one of their first targets and even the ALLIES left us in the camps when liberating everyone else y’all see what’s right in front of you, right?

29/8/2025, 3:14:41 AM | 2086 1249 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social) reply parent

I honestly think you're being too civilized at this point. Fear escalation? It's already there.

29/8/2025, 10:34:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social) reply parent

Niiice, somebody tell Donolf and Melaneva.

29/8/2025, 4:28:51 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social) reply parent

The CVS down the street from campus was a lifesaver in college. Those days are clearly done.

29/8/2025, 3:50:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social) reply parent

Y'all gonna flick it?

29/8/2025, 3:48:43 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social) reply parent

Oof. Her head's so far up her butt everything she sees is framed by teeth.

29/8/2025, 3:01:48 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social) reply parent

Well, tbf, cannibalism is dandy with the right recipe

29/8/2025, 2:02:59 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social) reply parent

Not the jaywalking! Say it ain't so!

29/8/2025, 1:59:54 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social) reply parent

But when they're done with it we can put up a parking lot, as is tradition

29/8/2025, 1:57:22 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social) reply parent

Is someone perchance building a bunker under the old rose garden? Bound to come in handy sooner or later.

29/8/2025, 1:47:04 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/8/2025, 12:57:30 AM | 16 17 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social) reply parent

I would also expect child trafficking.

29/8/2025, 12:51:53 AM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social) reply parent

Right, a whole city calls for group effort.

28/8/2025, 11:41:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social) reply parent

Ice cream was the goal but first you gotta soften up the parental figure with a couple Hard No requests so they don't realize their 'compromise' was endgame all along

28/8/2025, 10:11:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social)

You can do a house and a building but can you Home Alone a city? 🤔

28/8/2025, 9:26:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view