🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social) reply parent
Hope is not fantasy. I hope one day you learn how to be fun at parties.
Old fandom has-been, Dog Mom, Typo Queen, aspiring Hobbit & head shrinker, going boldly straight to bed. 🔞 DNF
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Hope is not fantasy. I hope one day you learn how to be fun at parties.
🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social) reply parent
People are uniting in solidarity over how much we all want This One Thing, but you're welcome to your 'glass half-empty' takes, somebody has to have them.
🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social) reply parent
Pull the stick out your ass, Sarah.
🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social) reply parent
"Sometimes, you just gotta cut the tumor out."
🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social)
Spouse's comic book store friend gave him a gift in thanks for yrs of support, from stumbling upon the 1st backroom, through a burglary that would have ended it if spouse hadn't given him old anime dvds to start over, to a thriving, expanding biz. Gift like that, there was only place to put it.
I R A (@roira.bsky.social) reposted
Said this on the other app but we rly need to normalize that growing up = becoming a person with the money to afford childhood interests. The idea that you have to suddenly stop caring about cute or joyful things when you turn 18 is the reason so many ppl are so fucking miserable for 60 years after
🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social)
Stupid American man: America is the only place where cultures can integrate Me: *laughs in island childhood* Let's be real here. In the US only Christian holidays get the day off, there is open racism, always has been, and now THIS. That's not integrated, not in the slightest. Honky don't know.
🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social) reply parent
Here's what I held back from saying the first time out of politeness. You are not the only place where cultures become integrated, far from it. By my heritage's standards, your country's failing just as miserably as everyone you're sneering at. Kiss my Scottish Indo Caribbean ass. 🖕🏽
🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes, please, on the other side of it we'll happily take the word back where it belongs. It's minor but exhausting having to do the 'dots, not feathers' bit, my name does not mean 'Running Fawn' and I think it's sus how many guys 'have a grandma who was a cherokee princess'.
🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social)
Meanwhile, their 'spicy' is all heat, no flavor, and wouldn't make a brown baby sweat
🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social)
"Only place" You haven't integrated though. ICE is pulling your 'others' off the streets this very minute.
🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social) reply parent
Not anymore
🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social) reply parent
Even if prices are so jacked you have to make do with pigeon instead of Turkey, this could be the greatest Thanksgiving in history.
🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social) reply parent
Just like you could choose to be gay, apparently.
🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social) reply parent
DONE. Technically a day early. Sleep first, then hot bath and giant pickle.
🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social) reply parent
Leftover stuff from last week's lunch prep. 😅 I didn't want it going bad so I used it up👌🏽
🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social)
Not me pulling out the old planetary science books to make sure the geology and topography of this fictional land makes sense....
Gerard Riley (@gerardriley.bsky.social) reposted
My pro tip for life is don't live in a way that would make your death an improvement to the overall state of the world. But what do I know, I'm just a lower class schmuck.
🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social) reply parent
Hey hey Ho Ho Bobby Brainworm has to go
🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social) reply parent
Worrying abt dying, trying to start WWIII in Venezuela as his legacy. Guess the dementia made him forget all that 'heaven' stuff.
🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social) reply parent
Fuck or Die Sex Pollen is just as good a way for it to happen as any.
🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social) reply parent
Ooooh damn 😂💀
🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social) reply parent
Protected from everything but cabin fever and boredom, is the thing. They aren't even thinking about the longterm mess they're making for themselves. No more Mykonos and Milan, fat cats. Somebody will commit bunker murder just to liven up the joint.
🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social) reply parent
Good bacon, strawberry lemon pancakes, chicken florentine-ish omelettes, with apples and homegrown dragonfruit. Sunday Brunch is srs bzns in this house.
AltSpaceForce 🚀🇺🇲 (@altspaceforce.altgov.info) reposted
"People tend to fetishize big... acts of “Resistance" w/o remembering that small individual acts of noncompliance are also tools that can frustrate great & evil powers. We can save a life, [ease] the suffering of a person, or can change a mind. Right now, that has to be enough of a reason to try."
🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social)
Whoohoo, it's Gail Simone Smooth Shark Day on the internet!😆
🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social) reply parent
And he won't even live long enough for it. What is the plan for all the hoarded wealth anyway? Enjoy your money bin when there's no crop to buy, no art to experience and everywhere is ash, I guess.
🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm not a Swiftie but that's just slander at this point. Let go of the bitterness, babe.
Picard Tips (@picardtips.bsky.social) reposted
Picard management tip: Make it so the crew feel welcome and appreciated. Remember there are other starships they could transfer to.
🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social) reply parent
Because now that's ALL they're doing. Recent SNW feels more like a kids show than Prodigy. Fun's good, but where are the issues, where are the kobayashi marus, where are the mirrors held up for us to see ourselves if we're brave enough to look? This is a 'keep casuals happy' season. It's toothless.
🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social) reply parent
Yep. Thinks he's a better adult than everybody because he only likes beer and porn.
🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social) reply parent
Silly fucking white man thinks this is literally abt some books and not his condescending attitude towards people enjoying things.
🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social) reply parent
51 pages to go. If it were a novel I'd be done within the hour, but... Anyhow, brunch break.
🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social) reply parent
Talking about setting aside childish things and acting like a grade schooler. Hypocrite.
🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social)
Why are you continually such a joyless cunt? Just because you can't temper childlike wonder with adult sensibility doesn't mean no one can. Go be a 'proper adult' and drown your sorrows over your back taxes. P.S: Rowling's transphobic. That's the problem, not the franchise demo.
🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social) reply parent
I hope this is a bot because somebody this joyless ought to be in therapy.
🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social)
If anyone ever believed that I was a person of gravitas and dignity, I am sorry to say you were greatly misinformed.
🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social) reply parent
W00t! Love that "I watched Snow White as a kid" line myself
🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social) reply parent
Now that's A Look
🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social) reply parent
First thing to check in the ER because problems there will cancel a life subscription faster than anything else.
🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, that's the main worry. 🫂
🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social)
Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in September.
🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social) reply parent
Yikes, you gonna be okay?
🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social) reply parent
Always is.
🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social) reply parent
Modi's a dick. He'd have done it anyway.
🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social) reply parent
Who would have cared?
🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social) reply parent
We send native Xhosa speakers to handle all negotiations
🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social) reply parent
Small Prick Energy
🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social) reply parent
The clerks and secrataries of Naxi Germany were 'just following orders' too.
🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social) reply parent
Better looking than the original, tbh
🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social) reply parent
The Twister cow will keep them company on the way
Kavi (Kavita) (@brittexkavi.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
However this is not the plot of a dystopian novel but our reality in an increasingly dystopian world. Climate acceleration services greed. In the US, the top 10% owns 2/3 of the wealth. .1% has 13.4%, over 5X the bottom 50%. There is no “enough” & they’ll destroy the world & everyone in it for more.
🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social) reply parent
Thanks, me too. Truthfully we haven't kept in touch and I'd just be one of hundreds she's instructed by now, but these things hit the community hard either way. The job can be so unexpectedly risky.
🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social) reply parent
Deep diving the textbook, i think I found an error. Not a typo, like a real 'contradicts itself' mistake. Must now go to other texts to clarify which guard tells the truth
🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social) reply parent
Mooch, the point here is that science 'was not for girls'. Step back. It's not always about you.
🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social)
My old surgery boss from internship days got shot six times, alive but critical. Can't even say it was robbery, guys just roadblocked her and started firing. That hospital treats a lot of inner city gang crap, could be reprisals for saving someone or failing to. Fuck.
☢️ GODZILLA’S WIFE ☢️ (@gojiraspouse.bsky.social) reposted
This is where you write/draw the most depraved, sick, fucked up, disgusting, immoral, offensive as hell porn and let the machines learn off that. The show won’t be able to air. 🖕🏻
🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social) reply parent
🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social) reply parent
Old millennials know
🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social) reply parent
I hope they're not working on a Weekend At Bernie's plan.
🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social)
Arses wouldn't need so much kissing if these losers would just wash once in a while.
🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social)
I just found something I thought I'd lost to a storage room culling in 2020. 😃 Not valuable but severely sentimental and therefore priceless. So glad it was saved from the damage. And chores are handled, plus there's thunder, my favorite bunker-down-with-dogs weather. This is a great day to study!
🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social) reply parent
No visa. "Home of the brave" my ass. The 'cheese-eating surrender monkeys' handled this better than you.
🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social) reply parent
Only three now. Big ones, but i can see light at the end of the tunnel!
🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social)
I hope there's good record-keeping at the cold pig recruitment office. They should not be allowed to blend back into the community after this, that's how you get little nazis and junior klansman 30 yrs down the line.
🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social) reply parent
Something abt this August in particular, felt like it zoomed by.
🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social)
Me: unfortunately my encounters with GenZ have been generally pretty shit *A wild Zoomer appears* Zoomer: Oh yeah? You're just an old cringy whiny doodoohead! GKYS Me: *makes another tally mark*
🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social) reply parent
He survived roadkill and brainworms and thinks it's because he's tough, not rich&lucky.
🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social) reply parent
Sure, not like the survivors could have long-term consequences or anything.
CEO of Beckett Mariner (@kariizumi.bsky.social) reposted
This was about HP specifically and I'm here to say the problem is not that the franchise is "childish" but that it's creator is an advocate for killing trans people
🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social) reply parent
And on an 'Our city rocks!' kind of platform too
🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social) reply parent
Good news: Only four more whole chapters Glum news: they're big ones. Need to step back for dinner, it's been a 5 hr stretch.
🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social) reply parent
At the risk of sounding like planted fed, y'all need to start beating these assholes, Murica. You keep hoping for a bloodless revolution when blood's already being spilled. You are losing your country and taking the rest of us down with you.
🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social)
Oh no, not the anime avatars! 😱
🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social) reply parent
Watsonianism then isn't an excuse for Doylism now.
🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social) reply parent
Ghouls
🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social) reply parent
The problem when prejudice is baked into the systems we live with is that if you don't stop to learn other perspectives, introspect and reflect, you can easily end up perpetuating the thing because it's 'normal'.
🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social) reply parent
Things found in @rikergoogling.bsky.social's search history
🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social) reply parent
Did the AI get 'human form' confused with spaghetti?
🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social) reply parent
MAGA calls that 'goals'.
🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social) reply parent
Cheaper to incinerate 'medical waste'.
Okomotive (@okomotive.ch) reposted
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🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social)
Finding it ironic that Star Trek: Strange New Worlds is so heavily beloved by people who can't handle anything strange and new.
God (@thegodpodcast.com) reposted
Thou shalt not listen to a damn thing that RFK Jr. says.
🧙♀️ Killy Witches 🎃👻 (@tillybridges.bsky.social) reposted
y’all know what one of the first nazi book burnings was right? y’all know why they did it y’all know trans people were one of their first targets and even the ALLIES left us in the camps when liberating everyone else y’all see what’s right in front of you, right?
🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social) reply parent
I honestly think you're being too civilized at this point. Fear escalation? It's already there.
🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social) reply parent
Niiice, somebody tell Donolf and Melaneva.
🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social) reply parent
The CVS down the street from campus was a lifesaver in college. Those days are clearly done.
🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social) reply parent
Y'all gonna flick it?
🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social) reply parent
Oof. Her head's so far up her butt everything she sees is framed by teeth.
🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, tbf, cannibalism is dandy with the right recipe
🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social) reply parent
Not the jaywalking! Say it ain't so!
🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social) reply parent
But when they're done with it we can put up a parking lot, as is tradition
🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social) reply parent
Is someone perchance building a bunker under the old rose garden? Bound to come in handy sooner or later.
Team Wolf (@team-wolf.bsky.social) reposted
Congress is trying to permanently strip Gray Wolf protections. A rider buried in the Interior Approps bill would force nationwide delisting & block judicial review. Wolves need your voice. Head to TeamWolf.Org to find info to contact decision makers. Make the call today!
🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social) reply parent
I would also expect child trafficking.
🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social) reply parent
Right, a whole city calls for group effort.
🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social) reply parent
Ice cream was the goal but first you gotta soften up the parental figure with a couple Hard No requests so they don't realize their 'compromise' was endgame all along
🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚 (@ardwynna.bsky.social)
You can do a house and a building but can you Home Alone a city? 🤔