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How small a world, this came up in my feed last night and it’s my former brother in law’s street!! It’s not a long street, and I bout had a heart attack! Upon searching more stories about it saw it wasn’t their house, but damn.
She wants the age of consent lowered so her bosses can screw minors.
I trust steak tartare from a food truck with no refrigerator in August more than Ghislaine Maxwell
Referring to yourself in the third person is weird. Saying you are always right is dishonest. Wearing a ball cap in the Oval Office is tacky. Using your left hand to cover up medical issues on your right hand is concerning. And has he stopped being able to tie a tie?
“You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women are cold, and I’m hot under the collar, a more pretentious little barbecue I’ve never attended!” -Groucho Marx
JESUS JUST LOOK AT HIM. HOMAN TOO. oops caps. They are freaks in a horror show.
Look at how his makeup artist has botched his face all these years, christ, I work with acrylics on canvas and could have done a better job than that.
I'll say we don't have adequate reps, I have that skunk Byron Donalds, the other felon.
Hell, I'm still hootin' in the back yard over Jerry Falwell.
Front and back mirror.
It's as fake as Disney, no, more. and practically new!
omfg
I never saw that but went through the Gare Du Nord station the day before it got bombed. I was clueless, not reading a newspaper or seeing a tv while I was there.
It was '79 in Germany, and it had been a delightful trip through France and Belgium, but upon arriving at the train station, there were men in Khaki uniforms with big guns and all of a sudden on that platform, I felt like a prisoner offloading to a camp.
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A new one I did, and I’m terrible at names, audreyheffner.net
Looks like I'm gonna have to tap the sign again today
He is his own, and soon we’ll have ours, or god will.
We are toast. All of us.
Best description I've ever seen of this shitweasel
not my kid and not my dog either.
You staying?
I have a spoon in my drawer that looks like his head.
How does he even sleep at night?
I wish we just stayed the hell out of it and let NATO dos the job. Trump can only fuck things up.
Hey @schumer.senate.gov @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social People are tired of the high road philosophy. Fire with fire
www.instagram.com/reel/DM57KhE...
Hey Marsha Blackburn we found your people
This is insane!!
I have to show my registration to get a phone plan, period.
I am rippin' pissed.
Kinda like avoiding STD’s …he ended the Vietnam War too.
Oh I hate those sucking noises.
He needs to end every post with “and he’s in the Epstein files”
Goosebumps
America is slightly superficial.
Yes but when he was chosen for Apprentice, don’t think half the country didn’t believe the tough guy persona he portrayed. Sometime celebs aren’t anything except their writers.
Christ, haven't we learned about celebs yet?
Does this mean he’s leaving?
My dog does, starting at 10:30 and gives up round 11:15, it’s annoying cause she knows it’s going to be 12 or 1. Then she’s sideways on the bed knocked out and then I have to move her.
Like a terrible potato salad
Lisa Kudrow nailed it! This was the best Republican impersonation I have ever seen, I was even getting upset thinking this was real. Love it!
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Posting again. Share.
Party at my house. Bring a bottle, I'll cook.
Ukraine not being invited is insanity.
Putin tomorrow
This could be the official GOP campaign poster at this point. They know he lies. He knows they know. And they still clap for the lies like it’s the gospel truth.
Everything you need to know is buried in Ivana's heavy heavy casket, because that tiny woman was cremated.
Holy Shit. Resist.
Florida's is tanking too, but sure.
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Wonder if it includes the part that starts with “Remember we agreed that you don’t say anything about Trump and we find you some nice digs”
Jayzis, the drivel.
Pure Americana.
Punching down on citizens is his norm.
You Russian?
He had nothing to do with the creation, his dad did it, he's an artist. However his dad expresses his grief is ok with me, because I hope I'll never understand it.
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Yes but do you believe it
I think she should be referred to as Ghizzlaine, as that's what she did for a living. Enable Ghizz.
The Dems don’t want her, Jayzis.
Well, hell. Why not Ghizlaine?
Duh
He's just killing time while his minions scrub his name off.
And there's the other felon on the right there that Trump wouldn't let in his house.
It's only 15!!!
It’s fucked up that everyone on the right accused everyone on the left of being pedophiles for over a decade — only to end up defending their cult leader when he transferred the world’s most notorious convicted pedophile into a luxury prison.
OMFG! You’re probably right
Epstein says it was a real estate deal Trump scooped out from under him….who to believe? Hmmmm
Scalpel? Axe.
High resolution video of Trump’s caddie placing a golf ball for him at his Turnberry Golf Resort in Scotland. Trump approached to play like it was no big deal.
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No, but I bet I know about his library.
I did another thing.
I have a terrier that I have to beg: EAT YOUR BIG DOG DINNER! about 10x before she bothers to sniff it. It’s freakin’ chicken! WTH!!!?
And thanks for all that money for our silence and new ideas for fibs for the pardon.
He is truly a sick and twisted POS!!!
I can’t even believe this is real, I thought it was The Onion
This isn’t the Onion?
Nobody wants that discovery phase
They’re training her what she needs to lie about, how stupid do they think we are.