David Wright (it/them)
@auldgye.bsky.social
Retired. Ex-(pick any)-farmer, medical laboratory technologist, retail manager, weather observer, aerologic research technician, ozone research technician, officer-in-charge, computer programmer. What can I say? I have varied interests.
created April 18, 2025
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David Wright (it/them) (@auldgye.bsky.social) reply parent
It's not that weird - at least not to him. He's got delusions of godhood and thinks everybody should beg him for everything and then fawn and scrap and kiss his feet when he throws them scraps that a dog wouldn't eat. That's where the nation is on his list of priorities. Lower than dog-poop.
David Wright (it/them) (@auldgye.bsky.social) reply parent
I wouldn't be surprised if Trump himself ordered a hit squad into Chicago to murder a couple of hundred people to justify sending in the military, because of the push-back he's had everywhere else. It would be just like him to do such a thing. "Oh, and make sure to kill a few kids, too."
David Wright (it/them) (@auldgye.bsky.social) reply parent
True, unless there's somebody really rich out there who would love to use it as a dart-board ð
David Wright (it/them) (@auldgye.bsky.social) reply parent
I think it's safe to say at this point that Trump certainly figures prominently in the Epstein files, or they wouldn't be putting up a whole circus full of dancing monkeys to avoid having to do one simple thing. ð
David Wright (it/them) (@auldgye.bsky.social) reply parent
So I'm thinking class-action lawsuit for, oh, 10bn per victim. Sound good? I wonder if the orange idiot has a trillion dollars kicking around. No? Good. Sell off *everything* he owns. Down to the clothes on his back. If that's not enough, flay him, tan his hide, stuff it and auction it.
David Wright (it/them) (@auldgye.bsky.social) reply parent
Love that photo. Trump's face is visibly rotting off his skull. ð
David Wright (it/them) (@auldgye.bsky.social) reply parent
Smart girl ð
David Wright (it/them) (@auldgye.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, yeah, there is that...
David Wright (it/them) (@auldgye.bsky.social) reply parent
Horny, *and* not particularly fussy about what species he was having sex with, either... ð
David Wright (it/them) (@auldgye.bsky.social) reply parent
One of the great ones, right up there with Chief Dan George. ð
David Wright (it/them) (@auldgye.bsky.social) reply parent
Do your best with what's handy, and you can get some awesome things going. ð
David Wright (it/them) (@auldgye.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh, come on. You're selling the meme short, I think. Fifteen people, anyway. But we're dying off fast... ð
David Wright (it/them) (@auldgye.bsky.social) reply parent
And look who's the very best at it: Elon.
David Wright (it/them) (@auldgye.bsky.social) reply parent
I don't know how to break this to you, so here goes. Those 81% of evangelicals? They can't name a single bible verse and wouldn't stand for anything Jesus either said or did if their *lives* depended on it. Trump didn't invent hypocrisy. The church has over a thousand years head-start on him. ð
David Wright (it/them) (@auldgye.bsky.social) reply parent
That's really what they need. In Canada, when one party gets too big for their britches, we tend to vote them almost into non-existence. They tend to catch on rather abruptly after that. ð
David Wright (it/them) (@auldgye.bsky.social) reply parent
People have been talking about "Weekend at Bernie's"?? That photo looks just like it was taken from that movie. It's not proof he's alive. It's proof that his body didn't spontaneously burn into ash on death like a TV vampire.
David Wright (it/them) (@auldgye.bsky.social) reply parent
"Didn't they kill that prick off in Season 1???" ð
David Wright (it/them) (@auldgye.bsky.social) reply parent
Why? Because he's married to *literally* the First Lady of the Night? ð
David Wright (it/them) (@auldgye.bsky.social) reply parent
Talking Heads. Been awhile... ð
David Wright (it/them) (@auldgye.bsky.social) reply parent
There are a healthy number of nations that have shown this middle-of-the-road approach to work well. Which of course, puts the lie to the American knee-jerk response of "All capitalism is good and fine and all socialism is horrible and evil!"
David Wright (it/them) (@auldgye.bsky.social) reply parent
If you were actually there, then why was your initial shot, and I quote, "All the climatologists" = somebody talked to Time magazine"? Just an attempt to dismiss the fact that theories grounded in provable fact have, in the past, been exaggerated to inflate research grants?
David Wright (it/them) (@auldgye.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, well. Welcome to reality. ð
David Wright (it/them) (@auldgye.bsky.social) reply parent
You weren't there, obviously. It was on the national and local news every night. The temperature had been trending downward for *decades*. You don't have to believe me. Look at the climatology. Do you think coming up with panic-inducing theories to get research grants is a *new* thing?
David Wright (it/them) (@auldgye.bsky.social) reply parent
Not to put too fine a point on it, but that's outright illegal, is it not? Not to mention unconstitutional.
David Wright (it/them) (@auldgye.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, socialism is what you need when you completely f*** up capitalism, now, isn't it? Like taxing your own industries out of business.
David Wright (it/them) (@auldgye.bsky.social) reply parent
"Is your sister a good kisser?" ð
David Wright (it/them) (@auldgye.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, that's better than when I was a child and all of the climatologists were howling about the impending Ice Age and how it would destroy civilization. Didn't take long to flip-flop, either - less than 40 years.
David Wright (it/them) (@auldgye.bsky.social) reply parent
True, in my experience. I read six different versions of the bible, each older than the last, starting with King James V. I became more thoroughly committed to atheism with each version. Hint: None of them read the same as any other - they're all different. ð
David Wright (it/them) (@auldgye.bsky.social) reply parent
Great. If she needs a cognitive evaluation to sit as a judge, then surely Trump requires one to sit as President. Right? ð
David Wright (it/them) (@auldgye.bsky.social) reply parent
If they're federal agents they should have no cause to cover their faces in the *first place* unless they're wearing teargas masks or some such. I don't think they have a pot to piss in or a piece of glass to throw it at. Turnabout is, after all, fair play. ð
David Wright (it/them) (@auldgye.bsky.social) reply parent
Which is, of course, the idea.
David Wright (it/them) (@auldgye.bsky.social) reply parent
Not my favorite genre by any stretch, but I get the attraction. The old, "Even a blind monkey can sometimes find a banana" meme. ð
David Wright (it/them) (@auldgye.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh, wouldn't that be priceless? Maybe those IV bruises on his right hand are from IVs of chicken poop that Kennedy promises will make him immortal... ð
David Wright (it/them) (@auldgye.bsky.social) reply parent
Or the respect and decency Trump showed to that disabled reporter.
David Wright (it/them) (@auldgye.bsky.social) reply parent
What I can't figure out is why even died-in-the-wool Republican citizens don't grasp that they *have* to vote their pet GOP monkey out of office. Just by way of sending them an unambiguous, "DO BETTER!"
David Wright (it/them) (@auldgye.bsky.social) reply parent
I have no idea why, but the word 'hypocrisy' just leapt to mind...
David Wright (it/them) (@auldgye.bsky.social) reply parent
My reaction? I, as a general rule, don't take medical advice from Junkies. They're not the most well-known for producing helpful, well, *anything*. Except perhaps deaths (their own).
David Wright (it/them) (@auldgye.bsky.social) reply parent
Lol! I was actually going to say 'life', but they've only had eight months to run the country into the ground, so to impose a sentence longer than that seems...well...excessive.
David Wright (it/them) (@auldgye.bsky.social) reply parent
And while you're swinging for the fences: - Remove forever 'Presidential Immunity'. For anything. Make it retroactive to the beginning of time. - Limit the number of executive orders a President can impose in a year to 2. No more 'Rule by Crisis'.
David Wright (it/them) (@auldgye.bsky.social) reply parent
I would say six months, but OK otherwise. ð
David Wright (it/them) (@auldgye.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, he also believes that 14 years on smack didn't turn his mind into pond scum. He probably believes the puppies are still out to 'get him'.
David Wright (it/them) (@auldgye.bsky.social) reply parent
You *are* allowed to say, "The root of all evil", you know...
David Wright (it/them) (@auldgye.bsky.social) reply parent
That actually makes perfect sense, though, since Leavitt is a soulless freak. ð Might as well be a zombie.
David Wright (it/them) (@auldgye.bsky.social) reply parent
And if you think Trump's health advice is so good, then by all means make yourself immune to COVID by drinking household bleach. Please. The world will get by just fine without you. ð
David Wright (it/them) (@auldgye.bsky.social) reply parent
Never hurts for the library to point out how much money they save you ð
David Wright (it/them) (@auldgye.bsky.social) reply parent
About 50 times over...
David Wright (it/them) (@auldgye.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, but not *one* of them is protected by Presidential Immunity.
David Wright (it/them) (@auldgye.bsky.social) reply parent
As long as they put Elon on the first moon-ship and leave him up there, they can do whatever the hell they want. ð
David Wright (it/them) (@auldgye.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh, it's worse than that. You can get a snoot-full of coke. shoot yourself up with smack, drink a liter of tequila, rape a child, knock over a convenience store, steal an Uzi, and sodomize a cop, no problem. But *vaccines* - scary. ððĪŠ
David Wright (it/them) (@auldgye.bsky.social) reply parent
Yup. 37% sounds a good deal closer to reality...
David Wright (it/them) (@auldgye.bsky.social) reply parent
Sad, but very likely true.
David Wright (it/them) (@auldgye.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes, I'm aware. I'm also aware that the first time they attempted to aim one of those things at space - they missed. ð
David Wright (it/them) (@auldgye.bsky.social) reply parent
I suppose it does put a bit of a crimp in your concentration level when you have to worry about some psychotic pinhead walking in and emptying an Uzi into the classroom... ðŽ
David Wright (it/them) (@auldgye.bsky.social) reply parent
And, in a testament to American educational institutions, it only took America 20 years longer than literally *every other nation on earth* to figure that out.
David Wright (it/them) (@auldgye.bsky.social) reply parent
Everybody else in the world is asking the exact same question. Except, of course, uncle Vlad, who likes it just fine. The soviet union already collapsed. He's so looking forward to the collapse of America. Turnabout is, after all, fair play.
David Wright (it/them) (@auldgye.bsky.social) reply parent
Of course they don't. Bullets kill people. However, without bullets, the guns are useless, and without guns, the bullets are useless. Since you can make your own bullets, which is the logical thing to get rid of? Duh.
David Wright (it/them) (@auldgye.bsky.social) reply parent
If by 'protect', you mean 'prevent you from doing anything useful to protect yourself from them', then yeah, that's what they're doing.
David Wright (it/them) (@auldgye.bsky.social) reply parent
Use the Force, Luke... ð
David Wright (it/them) (@auldgye.bsky.social) reply parent
Do they know the missed the land??
David Wright (it/them) (@auldgye.bsky.social) reply parent
One of his secretaries probably used 'mitochondrial' in a sentence and he overheard and thought, "That sounds like medical talk!" so he went with it. ð
David Wright (it/them) (@auldgye.bsky.social) reply parent
I was thinking more along the lines of 'crazy junkie who hasn't seen anything that's not an hallucination in 40 years', but OK... ð
David Wright (it/them) (@auldgye.bsky.social) reply parent
RDK wouldn't know science if it stabbed him in the eye. Who is he to dictate which studies are valid or not?
David Wright (it/them) (@auldgye.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump's giving Military funerals to insurrectionists now?
David Wright (it/them) (@auldgye.bsky.social) reply parent
Damn skippy! ð
David Wright (it/them) (@auldgye.bsky.social) reply parent
See? Not even a new problem. And that man died by the time I was a *teenager*.
David Wright (it/them) (@auldgye.bsky.social) reply parent
That's not an opinion. It's a fact. He sees himself as the new God-King of the world. And Americans are happy to let him do it, even if it destroys America and causes World War III. I wonder if they'll think it's funny when America is a pariah state for the next half a century.
David Wright (it/them) (@auldgye.bsky.social) reply parent
I was going to say - "that's no accident - she's a trained opera singer"... ð
David Wright (it/them) (@auldgye.bsky.social) reply parent
I think Starbucks is swill. Millions of people think otherwise. I rather like Kalamata olives. Many wouldn't touch them with a 40-foot pole. To each his own. I'll *eat* Cracker Barrel cheese, but it certainly isn't my go-to choice, either. I doubt the logo affects the taste at all. ð
David Wright (it/them) (@auldgye.bsky.social) reply parent
True, dat! ð
David Wright (it/them) (@auldgye.bsky.social) reply parent
For those of you too young to know, we present Joan Baez. ð
David Wright (it/them) (@auldgye.bsky.social) reply parent
Dude, I don't give a damn if he's Duck Dodgers in the 24th and a halfth Century (ancient Daffy Duck reference). I'd have hoped that England would have retained some sanity, but apparently they're caught up in the same whirlwind of insanity that has gripped the USA this year.
David Wright (it/them) (@auldgye.bsky.social) reply parent
I might be excused for assuming that a rant about 'demonizing refugees' might be from an American, you know. That's not unreasonable. I don't actually exhaustively research the background of everybody I respond to. That would be creepy.
David Wright (it/them) (@auldgye.bsky.social) reply parent
No similar thoughts about your convicted felon POTUS who is presently trying to overthrow your democracy, Richard?
David Wright (it/them) (@auldgye.bsky.social) reply parent
Phhht! Left that hell behind years ago... ð
David Wright (it/them) (@auldgye.bsky.social) reply parent
Seems to be an increasingly common complaint these days... ð
David Wright (it/them) (@auldgye.bsky.social) reply parent
It's not like that makes a difference, Doctor. You know as well as I do that the people trumpeting this bushwah aren't the slightest bit interested in facts or science or knowledge. What they want are scapegoats. Something else to point at and blame their problems on. Like the POTUS does.
David Wright (it/them) (@auldgye.bsky.social) reply parent
'Woke' is a term that gets bandied around a lot by people who would *like* to be Klansmen but they think the image would stigmatize them further, so like typical cowardly bigots they snipe from the wings but refuse to wear the robes.
David Wright (it/them) (@auldgye.bsky.social) reply parent
If you wanted somebody to solve your actual problems, then I'm going to guess that electing a misanthropic, sexist, racist bigot liar as your president was probably a Bad Move (tm), huh??
David Wright (it/them) (@auldgye.bsky.social) reply parent
You wouldn't be talking about the Junkie Kennedy, now, would you?
David Wright (it/them) (@auldgye.bsky.social) reply parent
This presidency might actually end well. We might all get to see him die of a horrifically painful heart attack live and on-camera. ð
David Wright (it/them) (@auldgye.bsky.social) reply parent
'squirrel' ð
David Wright (it/them) (@auldgye.bsky.social) reply parent
So...abandon their signature product *entirely*??
David Wright (it/them) (@auldgye.bsky.social) reply parent
Saying Trump is lying is like saying the sky is blue. Of course he's lying. If he's alive, every form of expression he manifests can reliably be considered a lie. The more important question is who is buying his BS anymore?
David Wright (it/them) (@auldgye.bsky.social) reply parent
The supreme court did not rule that schools weren't allowed to say anything that might be deemed religious. It did allow for parents to opt their children out of secular curriculum that could interfere with their children's religious development. Not ban it entirely.
David Wright (it/them) (@auldgye.bsky.social) reply parent
There's nothing unconstitutional about the schools posting that. That's just free speech. What the constitution forbids is the *government requiring* public schools to take part in religious instruction of any kind.
David Wright (it/them) (@auldgye.bsky.social) reply parent
It has nothing to do with courage. All it's about is sucking the willy of the guy with the fattest wallet. ð
David Wright (it/them) (@auldgye.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes, I know. The smortest smorty-pants guy who ever smorted a smorty-pant. Right.
David Wright (it/them) (@auldgye.bsky.social) reply parent
Wow. You mean it wasn't "Guaranteed you'll be richer than Elon Musk less than 15 seconds after signing up for our special once-in-a-lifetime 'Be the greatest expert in AI in 12 seconds' course at the low, low price of $150,000!!'"? Bestill my beating heart. ð
David Wright (it/them) (@auldgye.bsky.social) reply parent
*Some* do, that's true. Some seem to have a strong predilection for utterly forgetting what it was like to actually *be* on those lines. Some even seem to get some kind of twisted thrill from finally being the one who gets to send *other* people to die. There are all kinds.
David Wright (it/them) (@auldgye.bsky.social) reply parent
Real sacrifice has nothing to do with bribery. It requires of you that you give up something of yourself on behalf of somebody else. A general, for example, sacrifices nothing. He's safe. The troops, OTOH, sacrifice everything. Their very lives at need.
David Wright (it/them) (@auldgye.bsky.social) reply parent
Or the premise of false sacrifice, which has nothing to do with *real* sacrifice.
David Wright (it/them) (@auldgye.bsky.social) reply parent
No, it means that he wants slavery re-litigated in the supreme court and made legal again.
David Wright (it/them) (@auldgye.bsky.social) reply parent
That's been the big 'achievement' of christianity. Getting people to buy into the theory, "Do whatever you want. If you mess things up too much, your invisible daddy-in-the-sky will save you!" so that their followers figured they could rape the planet to death without *consequence*. ð
David Wright (it/them) (@auldgye.bsky.social) reply parent
And all of the outlandishly freakish sitcoms about weird presidents that have been around for 50 years wouldn't just be "a day with 'y' in it".
David Wright (it/them) (@auldgye.bsky.social) reply parent
Rain is not impossible in the desert. It's not even unlikely. It's just scarce. Before you start calling 'doom', you're gonna have to pick up a bit more climatological data. Like a century or two.
David Wright (it/them) (@auldgye.bsky.social) reply parent
If you want *hot* food, then try Sri Lankan food (formerly Ceylonese). Now *that* is hot. And typically quite vegan-friendly... ð
David Wright (it/them) (@auldgye.bsky.social) reply parent
Even as Dad jokes go, that's a bit sad... ð
David Wright (it/them) (@auldgye.bsky.social) reply parent
Point well-made and well-taken... ð
David Wright (it/them) (@auldgye.bsky.social) reply parent
While I like the thought, there's no way that the orange monkey could possibly deceive god. He barely has the wit to deceive a goldfish. And that is perhaps the most witless thing in the world...
David Wright (it/them) (@auldgye.bsky.social) reply parent
That's at least as plausible as any reason I can think of, and it beats the socks out of the theory, "That dog is crazier than three barrels of owl poop." ð