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lovable weirdo. kneady girl. mostly harmless. AS208590. she/her. also on fedi @ao@queer.party and twitter @warnvod. ⚧. 📍 Hamburg, DE User: #23282, Registered: 17 Apr 2023

created April 17, 2023

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Profile picture ave (@ave.zone) reply parent

I do have to disagree on this, good bacon smells alright, tastes great. Not the only food out there that tastes great though, and I don't think it's a great loss if someone chooses to not eat it. (also amusingly most muslims I know dislike the smell.)

2/9/2025, 8:03:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ave (@ave.zone) reply parent

how are you cooking it, and to what level? the ones I make never end up tasting dry.

2/9/2025, 8:01:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ave (@ave.zone) reply parent

healthcare ideally self-id uk special: no ban from public bathrooms bonus: discrimination protections for work that's pmuch all I care for

2/9/2025, 7:56:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ave (@ave.zone) reply parent

they wouldn't sell you life insurance at 90 anyways, they are age-capped

2/9/2025, 9:52:44 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ave (@ave.zone) reply parent

hey if people do it it's fine, not companies tho

2/9/2025, 9:51:59 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ave (@ave.zone) reply parent

uh um gnucash solves this?

2/9/2025, 9:50:19 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ave (@ave.zone)

who's the fool if I get fooled thrice or more? is it like, fool me odd times shame on you, fool me even times shame on me?

1/9/2025, 10:54:33 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ave (@ave.zone) reply parent

I like the "no amex please", had a pharmacy nearby like that, they had amex acceptance but nicely asked you to not pay with one

30/8/2025, 9:26:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ave (@ave.zone) reply parent

now run cemu on it

30/8/2025, 9:23:22 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ave (@ave.zone) reply parent

water is super chill (but not so common out of bottle in most of eu) ice tea, fizzy drinks, alcohol are definitely not ideal but more common to drink outside and easier to clean milk drinks and similar creamy drinks are more likely to be consumed indoors and more likely to stain

30/8/2025, 9:22:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ave (@ave.zone) reply parent

i'm not opposed to this change fwiw, I just think maybe stuff that has a large risk of dripping and staining could've been granted an exception.

30/8/2025, 7:48:09 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ave (@ave.zone) reply parent

visual aid (I wiped the cap with a paper towel before I shot the pic and even now it's not not dangerous)

huel bottle with the cap tied to the side
30/8/2025, 7:40:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ave (@ave.zone)

✅ spilled some creamy huel from the cap of a huel bottle onto my shirt shoutouts to EU

30/8/2025, 7:39:10 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ave (@ave.zone) reply parent

aren't they doing both

27/8/2025, 6:19:51 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ave (@ave.zone) reply parent

Jokes on you he did that one already stallman.org/articles/mad... (nsfw and also not very good)

25/8/2025, 12:08:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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24/8/2025, 5:34:30 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ave (@ave.zone) reply parent

and it's not like I get free time off during scorching hot workdays to go outside, if I have to sit inside I'd rather avoid having it be insufferable.

23/8/2025, 4:44:29 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ave (@ave.zone) reply parent

you not knowing does not mean it does not happen, we have a lot more heat related deaths in europe than in the US. I do agree that they look somewhat ugly but then we can just spec into making them stick out less/blend in more. I've never seen anyone trying to color match it to the building for ex.

23/8/2025, 4:37:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ave (@ave.zone) reply parent

it's not just a comfort thing, it's a health thing at this point. it's also more efficient to warm your house with it in winter than using pretty much any other method.

23/8/2025, 4:34:43 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ave (@ave.zone) reply parent

(also lol I bought my pixel 7 for €180, but trade in value for upgrading is apparently €250-350)

23/8/2025, 10:11:31 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ave (@ave.zone) reply parent

we got different colors partly for this reason (black 7 for me, pink 8 for gf)

23/8/2025, 10:08:18 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ave (@ave.zone) reply parent

yeah I have canned food for occasions like that

21/8/2025, 6:25:25 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ave (@ave.zone) reply parent

power cuts are not a thing here, but if that happened for an extended period I could just pull out a camping stove and go to the balcony, yeah. in the video though, Gordon Ramsay had power and a gas cookstove. He just decided to use the fireplace (and fail to melt the cheese).

20/8/2025, 10:28:46 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ave (@ave.zone) reply parent

show this to your parents for a lifetime of fun

gordon ramsay making an awful grilled cheese on a fireplace (it comes out FUCKIN RAW)
20/8/2025, 9:43:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ave (@ave.zone) reply parent

canonical my beloved

19/8/2025, 9:23:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ave (@ave.zone) reply parent

feels weird seeing our hackerspace's influence on here anyhow stream c3cat.de plus wiki.hamburg.ccc.de/club:c3cat:s... for the signs

19/8/2025, 5:24:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ave (@ave.zone) reply parent

lol I have come to think of tapping in on one side of train station to tap out on the other (as a passageway of sorts) to be free, and it is, but it interacts amusingly with automatic reloading on ov chipkaart I now have a balance of €29 (vs 9) and have the associated direct debits pending :D

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19/8/2025, 8:02:59 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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taking a bath at the hotel room

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18/8/2025, 5:54:58 AM | 5534 1692 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ave (@ave.zone) reply parent

also what sort of hotel has 1000 rooms, in europe that'd put you in the top two digit of largest hotels en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...

18/8/2025, 11:26:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ave (@ave.zone) reply parent

except I've seen hotel setups that are much more complicated and unusual than the water controls that are common, cheap and simple to understand

18/8/2025, 11:24:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ave (@ave.zone) reply parent

new mindcanon: the message of the boy in striped pajamas is that that the author is in favor of more kids dying

18/8/2025, 1:35:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ave (@ave.zone)

being sick sucks so much tbh it's lovely outside and I have so many things I want to do inside but I lack the energy to utilize either

18/8/2025, 12:01:56 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ave (@ave.zone) reply parent

google photos also has it (tools -> magic eraser) but it's not so good

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18/8/2025, 11:54:38 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ave (@ave.zone) reply parent

I scored 15/21 on e-mail.wtf and all I got was this lousy text to share on social media.

17/8/2025, 9:41:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ave (@ave.zone) reply parent

zenk yu for traveling with deutsche lufthansa

17/8/2025, 8:01:37 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ave (@ave.zone) reply parent

unsure! ask in the biohacking discord maybe"

16/8/2025, 3:22:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ave (@ao.queer.party.ap.brid.gy) reposted

cooking up something for the next congress

An A4 of an poster shaped thing Top has a title of
16/8/2025, 3:21:14 PM | 2 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ave (@ave.zone)

In case there's any other nerds out there interested in doing contactless payments with their non-mainstream watches, check out this remix that I published (after having it sit on my laptop for like 1.5 years lol). I paid with this everywhere at WHY2025 and it works great.

16/8/2025, 1:10:53 PM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ave (@ave.zone) reply parent

ok sorry it took me quite a while to find it today, it wasn't even on printables :p I just uploaded my edit too though, so this should be easier for others to use now. Original: www.thingiverse.com/thing:1445083 My remix: www.printables.com/model/138607...

16/8/2025, 12:57:53 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ave (@ave.zone) reply parent

mario really said

thai sign from bangkok mrt on left is a crossed out durian on right at top is thai text on right at bottom is english text:
16/8/2025, 9:02:59 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ave (@ave.zone) reply parent

we took an NS intercity from amsterdam to alkmaar, and back, and got our tickets checked on both ends. we just had PDFs with QRs so it was more straightforward tho.

15/8/2025, 10:18:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ave (@ave.zone) reply parent

was actually p surprised that ovpay does not do this

15/8/2025, 10:17:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ave (@ave.zone) reply parent

tfl had this problem, now they put a charge on your card that they adjust later so even if you cancel the card they can at least get £x out of you. depending on card issuer (well, BIN) reputation the amount varies. my mastercard was iirc £1, my maestro was iirc £20. revolut is likely high too.

15/8/2025, 10:16:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ave (@ave.zone) reply parent

that's why she's a 10

15/8/2025, 9:45:57 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ave (@ave.zone) reply parent

I would consider daily driving this otherwise and the rest of specs (new cam, 12gb ram, 256gb storage, usbc) are more aligned with a daily driver than an odd curiosity so yea I think of it less as complaining and moreso as dreaming though

14/8/2025, 11:05:28 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ave (@ave.zone) reply parent

p good specs but a mtk and 4g only? heck

14/8/2025, 10:46:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ave (@ave.zone) reply parent

(yeah it's technically a different card on gpay as they issue a virtual number that maps to the same card, but if bank marks tfl as likely fraud on one card I expect them to mark it as likely fraud account-wide)

14/8/2025, 10:31:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ave (@ave.zone) reply parent

I had a similar but different issue in london too, there it wasn't google pay rejecting things but instead at some point my bank stopped letting me ride tfl with my google pay card, rejecting payments. The physical card outside google pay kept working tho, which was the weird part.

14/8/2025, 10:31:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ave (@ave.zone) reply parent

hayirli olsun bu arada, umarim hollanda gonlunce olur :)

14/8/2025, 10:25:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ave (@ave.zone) reply parent

for me google pay sometimes works and sometimes not. gf's maestro girocard works on ams metro but not ams trams. physical mc/visa works p reliably for sure but I do like the german trust system a lot more (no fare gates, instead has random ticket checkers).

14/8/2025, 10:24:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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had this happen today

monopoly card that was edited community chest bus left early in your favor collect 2 minutes
14/8/2025, 6:14:24 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ave (@ave.zone) reply parent

one nice part of camp is that switching rooms making you forget what you were doing is less pronounced because you just don't switch rooms it's just one big field (more or less) (yes tents exist but ime don't cause the same effect)

14/8/2025, 7:45:48 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ave (@ave.zone) reply parent

See "list of known payment devices" here dangerousthings.com/product/conv..., there are more out there tho. printables is throwing HTTP 500 rn, try searching "22mm card" etc once it's up. I expanded the design there to make the holding bits larger so it won't fall off.

13/8/2025, 5:24:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ave (@ave.zone) reply parent

I can share links to other places that provide sim sized payment cards and a link to the 3d model if interested

13/8/2025, 4:39:20 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ave (@ave.zone) reply parent

consider 3d printing an attachment for a SIM-sized payment card (which I have as a prepaid card from vimpay) for your wristband. I can pay with my current pebble that way.

13/8/2025, 4:31:47 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ave (@ave.zone) reply parent

not sure if I like this better tbh, it feels a bit too curvy :/ will see how I feel after wearing it for a while I guess :)

13/8/2025, 4:30:12 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ave (@ave.zone) reply parent

have you heard of PIX? itch should use PIX. just have all your users go to the brazilian consulate to get a CPF (tax ID). then they can pay with PIX. that solves the problem.

13/8/2025, 4:22:01 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ave (@ave.zone) reply parent

the annoying part of tailscale mullvad is that you don't get the raw wireguard files so you cannot connect servers, routers etc to mullvad as easily

12/8/2025, 9:29:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ave (@ave.zone) reply parent

it's pretty good so far, been trying it for 10 daysish.

12/8/2025, 8:11:10 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ave (@ave.zone) reply parent

i love technology

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11/8/2025, 10:20:06 AM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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9/8/2025, 8:39:03 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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two stickers \\\just.use.coordinates Balls rectal
9/8/2025, 6:39:56 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ave (@ave.zone) reply parent

conbee 3 is also alright (but don't do conbee 2) if you find it at a better price than the sonoff dongles

9/8/2025, 1:39:45 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ave (@ave.zone) reply parent

hi that guy! excited to run into you for the third year in a row.

8/8/2025, 8:58:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ave (@ave.zone) reply parent

hi oomfie

8/8/2025, 6:51:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ave (@ave.zone) reply parent

we are field since 3pm or so :3

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6/8/2025, 5:47:45 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ave (@ave.zone) reply parent

also ovpay is sooo janky, had cards work on metro but not trams, my phone used to be able to check into trams but only check out on right scanner, not left (?!), now I couldn't check in with my phone either, had to pull out another card.

6/8/2025, 7:53:49 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ave (@ave.zone) reply parent

yea y'know what these amsterdam coffee shops really are neat

picture of two packs of single origin full bean coffee on grass, labeled brandmeesters
6/8/2025, 7:35:03 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ave (@ave.zone) reply parent

somehow my main sim decided overnight to roam but not establish data connection which is Confusing™ and Concerning™ About to go out to a coffee shop, wish me luck that moving around the city fixes it somewhat (different KPN cell etc).

6/8/2025, 6:51:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ave (@ave.zone) reply parent

budtender! budtender! I'll be having what the person who named this street was having

nieuwe nieuwestraat (new new street)
5/8/2025, 8:24:18 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ave (@ave.zone) reply parent

have arrived in almost-germany. they speak so funny here.

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5/8/2025, 5:45:08 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ave (@ave.zone) reply parent

tyty already booked a dentist appt after I return, hoping it'll be fine til then

5/8/2025, 12:13:59 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ave (@ave.zone) reply parent

...i think it might be wisdom teeth 💀

4/8/2025, 11:49:16 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ave (@ave.zone) reply parent

p cool of my mouth to respond to me taking decent care of my mouth for the last 2.5 years by deciding to add some pain into the mix one day before I'm traveling to a field to camp

4/8/2025, 4:56:23 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#why2025 starting strong

3 objects on my bed: - elmex brand travel sized toothpaste, a screenshot from bundeszahnärztekammer on the help article about treatment abroad
4/8/2025, 4:55:08 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ave (@ave.zone) reply parent

is ebay plus worth it

2/8/2025, 1:04:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ave (@ave.zone) reply parent

Reciprocal agreements are great but have a tendency to fail on a not insignificant % of merchants. The reddit link there goes into it, where many places in China won't take Discover and even if they try it won't go through.

1/8/2025, 10:21:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ave (@ave.zone) reply parent

kazakhstan: altynbank.kz/en/personal/... suriname: scombank.sr/en/zakelijk/... usa: www.icbc-us.com/en/column/14... (plus someone's story www.reddit.com/r/CreditCard...) etc

1/8/2025, 10:06:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ave (@ave.zone) reply parent

unionpay does also have foreign issuers, but they're far and few in between, often issued as business cards for companies that do a lot of business with china and as such send staff to china often enough to warrant getting a unionpay card

1/8/2025, 10:00:46 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture luna (@l4.pm) reposted

new article: "should PIX be offered to the world?" on instant payment systems, their complexity, and national sovereignty. l4.pm/wiki/Persona...

1/8/2025, 8:27:29 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ave (@ave.zone) reply parent

Indie games are a massive industry, itch is not niche. Many creators rely on their itch income and will stay even if itch is forced to take down adult content. However, if itch stopped taking mc/visa, they'd then look for other places to sell their game as their revenues would drop a lot.

1/8/2025, 2:10:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ave (@ave.zone) reply parent

Best of both worlds would be if itch could do something like "We take visa/mc/amex/paypal for regular games, and only ethereum for adult-only games", but I suspect payment processor policies may reject that nevertheless.

1/8/2025, 2:08:13 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ave (@ave.zone) reply parent

for fun I'll try getting a CPF and pix access though, but this is definitely not a process for the masses

1/8/2025, 2:06:31 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ave (@ave.zone) reply parent

unionpay is almost impossible to get in most countries (so not really different to pix). amex is an option that's easier to get than unionpay, it's still not global. bitcoin is alright but ethereum is more environmental and monero is more private but itch will never be big unless they take visa/mc

1/8/2025, 2:05:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ave (@ave.zone) reply parent

In both, in some regions with high tourism have some stores that went through the bureaucracy to set up receiving pix for payments. That's not very much "France and portugal are using it". That's like a store that takes US dollars (at bad rates) because that way they get more tourists.

1/8/2025, 1:40:15 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ave (@ave.zone) reply parent

oh apparently recargapay requires a brazilian phone number also, and pmuch all other banks require ID numbers not available to nonresidents (RG / CNH / RNE) to sign up :/ I think it's time people stopped suggesting pix as a viable option for itch to add for global payments.

1/8/2025, 12:48:38 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ave (@ave.zone) reply parent

I'm not convinced this is a good option at all for people outside brazil :/

1/8/2025, 12:42:59 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ave (@ave.zone) reply parent

www.reddit.com/r/Brazil/com... not mentioned in here, but: - wise does not do it anymore - c6 no longer allows foreigners - rendimento works (needs cpf) but has high fees - recargapay works (needs cpf) and to get a CPF you need to fill a form, send your passport scan and visit the consulate :D

1/8/2025, 12:42:59 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ave (@ave.zone) reply parent

supporting new payment mechanisms is quite a lot of overhead for a site like itch tbh. sorry to hear that it's the best you've got though, I guess it's nice that at least some places accept it. wish it was easier to anyone to be not unbanked.

1/8/2025, 12:35:01 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ave (@ave.zone) reply parent

which brazilian banks accept overseas retail customers without requiring signing up in person?

1/8/2025, 12:21:40 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ave (@ave.zone) reply parent

lol nah. US gift cards only, and the fees they charge seem to vary, but numbers I've found online are 17%, 20%, 60%, 120% (paid by customer, so for $40 you may need to pay $96 in gift cards for example). for context itch was probably paying 1-3% to stripe.

1/8/2025, 12:19:55 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ave (@ave.zone) reply parent

pix is only available to customers in brazil. it's not a solution.

1/8/2025, 12:14:39 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ave (@ave.zone) reply parent

And as a mainstream platform, you only are mainstream if you accept mainstream payment options. Steam would never grow as big as it did if it only took bank transfers, cash in an envelope or crypto. So you cannot really blame them. Go small and niche if you want small and niche payment options.

1/8/2025, 12:12:16 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ave (@ave.zone) reply parent

Of course, the reason why steam and itch are having issues is not high chargeback rates, but instead reactionary groups campaigning. The solution for itch and steam may as such be easier than one of these providers. Porn-aimed payment processors are unlikely to ever get as cheap as regular ones tho.

1/8/2025, 12:10:15 AM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ave (@ave.zone) reply parent

well no, main issue *used* to be that porn gets high chargeback rates, which have costly overhead and lead to revocation of merchant license if they happen often. providers targeting porn tend to as such offer middlemen merchants open to losing their license, which always adds overhead.

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1/8/2025, 12:10:15 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mira (@midnightmiracle.bsky.social) reposted

new shirt idea

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Profile picture ave (@ave.zone) reply parent

I'm just telling you to set your expectations, don't give me this "so you hate pancakes?" bullshit.

31/7/2025, 7:01:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ave (@ave.zone) reply parent

2028 tho? that's a bit overly confident on the speed of change

31/7/2025, 6:47:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ave (@ave.zone) reply parent

lol none of this is happening with any US party

31/7/2025, 4:33:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ave (@ave.zone) reply parent

Relevant: Steam only offers pix if your region is set to Brazil, different countries have different options.

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