...setting aside the fact that "backing up law enforcement" is an overt violation of the Posse Comitatus Act. So many US "journalists" are fucking morons.
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...setting aside the fact that "backing up law enforcement" is an overt violation of the Posse Comitatus Act. So many US "journalists" are fucking morons.
Well...yeah.
I've got a few ideas how to "compensate" them.
That $60M check he got from the CCP *makes* it the right thing to do.
Boomers are robbing Gen Z? Didn't they get enough robbing from Gen X?
"I reject your reality and I substitute my own."
How much attention from the Traitor-in-chief would I receive from burning him in effigy?
I'll quote John Dean, who said, "You can't embarrass Gordon Liddy." Modern Republicans cannot be embarrassed.
Because I bitch about it when it's terrible, here is a respectable version of a half staff flag, mere blocks from last night's abomination. How fitting a school gets it right while a government gets it wrong.
Having a backyard fire tonight and there's a shop vac in the sauna I'm about to finish building and the dog can. not. handle. seeing the shop vac through the glass door of the sauna. Barking like an intruder has broken the perimeter.
This thread is going nowhere, man.
Filled with Bootsy Bay-bees, no doubt!
I knew that reader I got free off Marketplace this spring would come in handy.
Now these guys know what's up.
This sack of wet dough should show gratitude to everyone he meets who doesn't immediately curb stomp his smarmy, stupid, charismaless ass.
I'll never forgive my mother for taking away my Battlestar Galactica Cylon Raider laser bullets.
I'll do it.
You would think - given how often our country needs to put flags at half staff due to mass shootings - that the people responsible for putting flags at half staff would know WHAT THE FUCK THEY WERE DOING. But no. They can't even get that right. This country is so fucked.
Perhaps they should have thought about that before they all lined up behind his traitorous autocratic ass.
Guess the Speaker doesn't see the news.
THREE FOR ONE DEALS ON ORION SLAVE GIRLS! TONIGHT ONLY! HURRY HURRY HURRY!
Is he worried the courts will get to it before he does?
These people need to be banished.
"Press corpse" is genius.
If one day Zuckerberg, Altmann, Bezos, Musk, and Ellison were found lifelessly hanging upside down from the flag poles in front of their respective corporate headquarters, it would be the greatest day of the 21st Century thus far.
Some people have no sense of civic pride or responsibility.
I just don't think this can be topped.
I don't accept the premise.
I saw a surprising number of them along the boulevards in Standish a few years ago. I was taken aback by their apparent health.
What a nutbag.
My god republican voters are stupid.
There's a hell of a lot of dough on that shelf.
JFC.
He's got a pair I'd like to see put to good use.
We apologise for the fault in the costume contest. Those responsible have been sacked. The contest has been completed in an entirely new style at great expense and at the last minute...
Porque no los dos?
NOW it is.
I guarantee you he will. He'll do whatever he can to criminalize being trans.
Step One: Remove those sudeburns.
38% support for this is *unconscionable*. More than 1/3 of Americans are cheering military dictatorship. We cannot recover from this. Not in *generations*.
Also, as an "executive order," it is essentially meaningless bullshit. The president does not legislate by fiat.
You heard the grand jury, folks. Throwing sandwiches at the feds is protected speech!
I bet $1000 it's because the CCP cut him a personal check for $6M.
They will succeed.
I hope it not only kills every AI venture, but also every person responsible for the development of AI.
The next president better want to put this traitor up against a wall at 12:01 on Jan 20, 2029.
I have insulted that trash and - having eaten a sensible, non-candy breakfast - will be in top form for our duel.
When is his date with a gas station canopy?
*WHOM* does he represent?
To be fair, if there's one place that deserves wholesale destruction at the hands of an angry mob, it is that incredibly shitty doughnut shop. They sell whipped sugar air and call it a pastry, for god's sake.
Bury these hacks under the prison.
Now Kevin. You're falling victim to yet another of Donald Trump's distractions. You need to focus on what really matters. Sincerely, Hakeem Jeffries.
If there's someone more deserving of being thrown into a Ugandan gulag than that toad Nigel Farage, I haven't seen him yet.
AI can take up all those unpleasant civil rights while you enjoy a good beatdown from the geatapo with your friends and family!
We could use a few leaders first.
This is how you get "I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream."
I am a school bus driver and our district's explicit policy is to refuse entry to ICE.
Working out his daddy issues on the gridiron instead of academia? Hard pass.
How is it legal to rendition a supposed criminal to a third party state at all?
How many luxury yacht trips has Thomas taken, again, though?
I can tell you why: Because most of those people went to college purely for transactional receipt of a piece of paper allowing them to get a higher-paying job. They have no native respect for academia. Such people are predisposed to subscribe to the "screw you - I got mine" ethos.
You know how you get rid of dictators? Can't wait to see Trump's turn at a bird's eye view of an Esso station.
AI companies are nihilist. Full stop. They should all be destroyed. I'm talking dumped in molten steel like the terminator.
What I learned on my weekend canoe trip: These chairs are *awesome*, but they don't work on beaches. It was like quicksand!
Stay tuned for my video wherein I retire a number of flags. In addition, I may burn an effigy of this moron draped in the flag he so loves to molest. Fuck this stupid fascist asshole.
These people are insane. I have visited DC many times and have almost *never* had moments of feeling unsafe - night or day - across many different parts of the city. It's just absurd.
While this is doubtlessly true, they *still* need to hear voices of the people telling them to go home. It seems *only* groundswell pressure will move up the food chain, since our intitutional leaders have all shown their bellies.
This guy is hot garbage.
Bye, bye...
I lived in one of those towns. The 80s were their last gasp. We left in 89. I've been back only twice since then, and it had gotten so much worse by the mid-Aughts.
Counterpoint: We should focus on the wholesale elimination of AI before it destroys us, after it incapacitates us.
Depends which city he tries it in.
I mean, the hustory of the Kievan Rus suggests Russia belongs to Ukraine, not the reverse.
They're already dead, dudes.
Twelve of them?
Ray, please.
Shut the FUCK up, Ray.
by Jake Tapper
It's nice out here.
This could literally never happen to me.
Chippewa River canoeing with dog.
..also, DEATH.
Driven by both incompetence *and* malice.
What'd you get?
"And creatin' a nuisance."
Well, we shouldn't believe things that aren't true, after all.
If this occurs, the next president should revoke all J6 pardons and (assuming he's still alive by then) immediately throw Trump in prison.
No fucking way. Chance was good-hearted and innocent. He was the antithesis of Trump.
I've eaten out in DC many times - often walking many blocks to do so - and it has always been awesome. Anyone afraid to go out to dinner in DC is an unforgivable pussy.
"If this combine goes under 2 miles an hour, it'll explode."
Fuck this asshole. I'd write a more cogent response, but this shitbag doesn't deserve one. He deserves to be tied into a sack with 10 cats and 5 cinderblocks and thrown into the Ohio River.
Cheers =/= belief, though. Jingoists cheer stuff they know is bullshit all the time.
Oh my god. I've never heard so much bullshit come out on one guy's mouth in so short a time.
Does *anyone* believe this insanity?
Since we've seen nothing but capitulation from every single institution confronted by Trump's profoundly stupid, brutish authoritarianism, it's obviously possible. Little League coaches and soccer moms are showing nore courage than people with real institutional power. It's pathetic.
A Gromit mouth?
Do they expect a gold doubloon every damn day?
Those words will never gain a "foothold." In two years, they'll be as antiquated as flapperisms.
Now you and I both know Jake has another "Biden Old" book in the pipeline as we speak.
