Amy Joy π¦ (@aymiejoi.bsky.social)
I think we're all about to be very disappointed with today's announcement...
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I think we're all about to be very disappointed with today's announcement...
Amy Joy π¦ (@aymiejoi.bsky.social)
Happy Muesday, Everyone! Gird your loins, good luck, and Godspeed.
Amy Joy π¦ (@aymiejoi.bsky.social) reply parent
Back in the 90s it used to be really good. But they changed the recipe and now it's just gross. Still scalding hot though, so at least you can still get 2nd degree burns on your tongue.
Amy Joy π¦ (@aymiejoi.bsky.social) reply parent
The way Iβm doing it is kind of a back door way to do it. Iβll get my MDiv from a non-Episcopal seminary, and then Iβll have to go to one to take a few more classes. People who are ordained in other denominations have to do that before they can transfer their ordination to the EC. I might do Duke.
Amy Joy π¦ (@aymiejoi.bsky.social) reply parent
Episcopal seminary is usually 3 years full time residential, but that doesnβt work for everyone (and really needs to be changed). After seminary thereβs an exam, more interviews, and then final approval from the bishop. Since we donβt have one right now, everyone here is on hold until after Jan.
Amy Joy π¦ (@aymiejoi.bsky.social) reply parent
In the Episcopal church, itβs a whole journey! Normally you have to get the approval of a whole bunch of peopleβthe bishop being the last oneβbefore you even start seminary. I know I want my MDiv regardless, so I started seminary before I knew if I wanted to be ordained.
Amy Joy π¦ (@aymiejoi.bsky.social) reply parent
Learn to recognize what your body feels like just before a panic attack, and some tools that work for you to stop it or lessen it. Full-blown attacks are rare for me since I figured out how to know when one is coming on, and a couple of things I can do right away.
Amy Joy π¦ (@aymiejoi.bsky.social) reply parent
Another 2ish years at least. Maybe longer. My diocese doesn't currently have a bishop, so I can't start formal discernment until we get one next year.
Amy Joy π¦ (@aymiejoi.bsky.social) reply parent
No, just in seminary at the moment.
Amy Joy π¦ (@aymiejoi.bsky.social)
I bought some clothes and more and more, I'm moving toward a capsule wardrobe. I think it's time I just lean into it and stop trying to find clothes in colors other than navy blue and grey. This is just who I am now. (I mean, if I get ordained, it'll make perfect sense anyway, right?)
Amy Joy π¦ (@aymiejoi.bsky.social) reply parent
If the Dominos I patronize almost every Thursday on the way home from work doesn't do something like this for me, I'm suing.
Amy Joy π¦ (@aymiejoi.bsky.social)
Accurate.
Amy Joy π¦ (@aymiejoi.bsky.social) reply parent
Is slime better or worse than kinetic sand?
Amy Joy π¦ (@aymiejoi.bsky.social) reply parent
And continue to cost more than it would to just house people.
Amy Joy π¦ (@aymiejoi.bsky.social) reply parent
Got it. Then, I'd go with Democracy Docket and either AP or Reuters generally speaking. bsky.app/profile/marc...
Amy Joy π¦ (@aymiejoi.bsky.social) reply parent
Fun! I led intergenerational formation reading Bathe the Cat. We talked about the subtle differences between what God told Adam and Eve's conversation with the serpent, and how we can learn to listen to God's words so we're not fooled by half truths. Then Children's Chapel with the Gospel. You?
Amy Joy π¦ (@aymiejoi.bsky.social) reply parent
Online, Democracy Docket and AP are my go tos. For print, itβs getting harder, but there are good people at the Houston Chronicle and maybe your areaβs paper depending on who owns them.
Amy Joy π¦ (@aymiejoi.bsky.social) reply parent
That sounds amazing!!
Amy Joy π¦ (@aymiejoi.bsky.social) reply parent
That's how I feel almost every day. It's really not fun. I'm sorry!
Amy Joy π¦ (@aymiejoi.bsky.social) reply parent
But where are the "grandchildren"?!? Did he leave them there? π
Amy Joy π¦ (@aymiejoi.bsky.social) reply parent
It's about Miracle Whip, isn't it?
Amy Joy π¦ (@aymiejoi.bsky.social) reply parent
I hope you get better answers than I did. I absolutely feel the same way but am slowly coming to accept the fact that this is normal. And that I need to eat better and exercise more because of course I do.
Amy Joy π¦ (@aymiejoi.bsky.social) reply parent
rollcall.com/factbase/tru...
Amy Joy π¦ (@aymiejoi.bsky.social) reply parent
Roll Call doesn't have him and the children coming home, though. Either they're still there (poor kids!), or whoever put that up as cover forgot about the coming back home part. Great, now I'm going down the conspiracy rabbit hole! π
Amy Joy π¦ (@aymiejoi.bsky.social) reply parent
Ah. Iβm very familiar with that one. Mine mostly said itβs a lovely combination of depression and peri-menopause. I think weβre just at the life stage when weβre perpetually tired. She did run bloodwork just to be sure my numbers are still normal (for me).
Amy Joy π¦ (@aymiejoi.bsky.social) reply parent
Crab cakes (Aldi has good frozen ones) and French toast sticks!
Amy Joy π¦ (@aymiejoi.bsky.social) reply parent
He supposedly went to his DC club with 2 of his grandchildren. Even that part feels fake. He hardly ever spends time with them except for photo ops.
Amy Joy π¦ (@aymiejoi.bsky.social) reply parent
Sadly for her, sheβs almost too old now. It stops at 5. π
Amy Joy π¦ (@aymiejoi.bsky.social) reply parent
Sounds like exactly what your mind and body needed. I hope you have the best sleep youβve had in a while tonight. π
Amy Joy π¦ (@aymiejoi.bsky.social) reply parent
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Amy Joy π¦ (@aymiejoi.bsky.social) reply parent
Et tu, Wes-tay?
Amy Joy π¦ (@aymiejoi.bsky.social) reply parent
Not quite...
Amy Joy π¦ (@aymiejoi.bsky.social) reply parent
Happy Bird-day to you!!! Iβm so grateful youβre here!!
Amy Joy π¦ (@aymiejoi.bsky.social) reply parent
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Amy Joy π¦ (@aymiejoi.bsky.social) reply parent
What is that??
Amy Joy π¦ (@aymiejoi.bsky.social)
Someone is having the absolute best day! Weβve been here since a little after 7, which is when I usually eat breakfast and pray here, but then I have to move him so I can go to work. Heβs so happy! As for me? Thereβs Texas football on my TV! I too am happy! (But I do have to peeβ¦)
Amy Joy π¦ (@aymiejoi.bsky.social) reply parent
Itβs great with pretzels!
Amy Joy π¦ (@aymiejoi.bsky.social) reply parent
The follow up questions get me every time.
Amy Joy π¦ (@aymiejoi.bsky.social) reply parent
Like, heβs not even planning on golfing like he has every single weekend so far. Itβs weird.
Amy Joy π¦ (@aymiejoi.bsky.social) reply parent
I work with kids at a non profit. π€·π»ββοΈ
Amy Joy π¦ (@aymiejoi.bsky.social) reply parent
This is a family show, Noah.
Amy Joy π¦ (@aymiejoi.bsky.social) reply parent
I don't think I ever got to take advantage of that before I left.
Amy Joy π¦ (@aymiejoi.bsky.social) reply parent
Either they've stopped publishing his schedule, or he isn't at one of his clubs yet this weekend according to RollCall. And he had no public events today and none tomorrow or Sunday so far. Maybeeee...? Is it too much to hope...?
Amy Joy π¦ (@aymiejoi.bsky.social) reply parent
Twitter never got one, so I'm not used to having that.
Amy Joy π¦ (@aymiejoi.bsky.social)
One more (short) paper to write and I'm done with another quarter of Seminary. But that paper shall not be written tonight (just turned a long one in after working on it for 8 hours straight). (Are there paper writing elves? And if so, how would one go about luring them? And rewarding them?)
Amy Joy π¦ (@aymiejoi.bsky.social)
Jackhole.
Amy Joy π¦ (@aymiejoi.bsky.social) reply parent
She's so leeetle!! Welcome to the family Tilly! (I love that name for her, honestly. And it goes well with Titus. But name your kids what YOU want since you'll be the one yelling their names all day every day.)
Amy Joy π¦ (@aymiejoi.bsky.social) reply parent
I struggle to listen to podcasts (because my brain has to work too hard to figure out who's speaking and then it wanders off without my ears for a while), but love when they do put out a video version (Like Amy Poehler). But I agree with your reasoning. Just let us be ugly!
Amy Joy π¦ (@aymiejoi.bsky.social) reply parent
Or drafts.
Amy Joy π¦ (@aymiejoi.bsky.social) reply parent
Pic or it didn't happen. π
Amy Joy π¦ (@aymiejoi.bsky.social) reply parent
If only this cancelled them both out somehow. Like, made them disappear. To where? Don't know, don't care.
Amy Joy π¦ (@aymiejoi.bsky.social) reply parent
Imagine if you'd told him you're a pastor...
Amy Joy π¦ (@aymiejoi.bsky.social) reply parent
Least haunted house I've ever seen. Yeah... π³
Amy Joy π¦ (@aymiejoi.bsky.social) reply parent
Except when she's in my house. And she's going off at 2AM.
Amy Joy π¦ (@aymiejoi.bsky.social) reply parent
Bra wearers everywhere second this emotion.
Amy Joy π¦ (@aymiejoi.bsky.social) reply parent
Cool. π€¬
Amy Joy π¦ (@aymiejoi.bsky.social) reply parent
Everyone calling for him to run in 2028 is also everyone who hasnβt been paying attention to who he really is. Heβs basically a Republican, toying with the edges of MAGA. Heβs a coward.
Amy Joy π¦ (@aymiejoi.bsky.social) reply parent
Comment of the year, right here! π
Amy Joy π¦ (@aymiejoi.bsky.social) reply parent
They're so kissable at that age!! How is she about letting you give her pawdicures? (If she's giving you a lot of attitude about it, one of the things that helps is petting their paws and rubbing their beans gently every chance you get so they get better about having them handled.)
Amy Joy π¦ (@aymiejoi.bsky.social) reply parent
Spice cake with cheesecake filling and cream cheese frosting!
Amy Joy π¦ (@aymiejoi.bsky.social) reply parent
God, you know what Ashlea needs. Please, provide it quickly and meet her needs in every way until you do. π
Amy Joy π¦ (@aymiejoi.bsky.social) reply parent
Is that the same spot?!? Or another spot?
Amy Joy π¦ (@aymiejoi.bsky.social) reply parent
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Amy Joy π¦ (@aymiejoi.bsky.social) reply parent
Honestly? I would literally write Gulf of Mexico in black sharpie on an piece of paper and tape it over there. Or, send it back to the map company and mark it as "defective". Maybe both. So stupid. *mutter, mutter, mutter*
Amy Joy π¦ (@aymiejoi.bsky.social) reply parent
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Amy Joy π¦ (@aymiejoi.bsky.social) reply parent
π³ Sir, I'm coming down there in October. Can you please clean things up before then? K, thx.
Amy Joy π¦ (@aymiejoi.bsky.social) reply parent
Correct.
Aaron Tinsman (@atinsman.bsky.social) reposted
I, for one, love the idea that the brainchild of slaveowners with muzzleloaders is cited as the reason for accepting that a certain number of children will die in their schools every year
Amy Joy π¦ (@aymiejoi.bsky.social) reply parent
Listen. I've been praying for you every day since you told us your brain broke. I don't know what else to do for you except send you a big bubble to live in. I'm so sorry you're having such a rough year. So sorry. π
Amy Joy π¦ (@aymiejoi.bsky.social) reply parent
Therefore, let us keep the feast! (What's the traditional food for PTS Day?)
Amy Joy π¦ (@aymiejoi.bsky.social) reply parent
Amy Joy π¦ (@aymiejoi.bsky.social) reply parent
Wait, you don't have that now too, do you?? (Also, it's about to become less embarrassing since our idiotic health officials have now decided on their own without any input from actual doctors who can and can't get the vaccine going forward.)
Amy Joy π¦ (@aymiejoi.bsky.social)
I had to turn the heat on in the car this morning. π³
Amy Joy π¦ (@aymiejoi.bsky.social) reply parent
He would if he could... Really makes me wonder what how Autism hurt him. I mean, come on, little dude. Find something more important to fight against. Like cancer. Or brain worms.
Amy Joy π¦ (@aymiejoi.bsky.social)
Psalm 140 cominβ in hot this morning!! βοΈ
Amy Joy π¦ (@aymiejoi.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeeeeeahβ¦ These kidnappers donβt carry badges. Or wear uniforms. Or show their faces in public. Or shower regularly, probably. But the good news is, theyβre getting paid enough of our tax dollars to finally move out of their momsβ basements.
Amy Joy π¦ (@aymiejoi.bsky.social) reply parent
I did some digging and while I donβt think itβs a bot, it does seem to hate literally everyone but Israel. I blocked them in solidarity with you. π€·π»ββοΈ
Amy Joy π¦ (@aymiejoi.bsky.social) reply parent
A! Mazing! πππ
Amy Joy π¦ (@aymiejoi.bsky.social) reply parent
I mean, he is pretty cute though. Maybe think of it as his baby sculpture?
Amy Joy π¦ (@aymiejoi.bsky.social)
Registered for classes, got the class I wanted, so that means I get to see my San Antonio BFFs for a couple of days in October!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! One already cried tears of joy when I told her! It's so nice to love and be loved!
Amy Joy π¦ (@aymiejoi.bsky.social) reply parent
He would be amazing! Do you think he needs a co-anchor, or, like Seth, do you think he can carry the desk on his own?
Amy Joy π¦ (@aymiejoi.bsky.social) reply parent
Well that's how I will be teaching the kids about Jesus' baptism from now on. No notes.
Zach W. Lambert (@zachwlambert.bsky.social) reposted
Suppose someone's child is gunned down. If one of you says to them, "Here are my thoughts and prayers," but does nothing else, what good is it? In the same way, faith by itself, if it is not accompanied by action, is dead. - James 2:15-17 (with a modern update)
Amy Joy π¦ (@aymiejoi.bsky.social) reply parent
Well now I want cake. More than the normal amount of wanting I have on a near daily basis.
Amy Joy π¦ (@aymiejoi.bsky.social) reply parent
If there's time, order him this. It works great and drastically cuts down on both the amount and the...condition...of the toilet paper he'll need to pack out. Can't recommend it enough! www.rei.com/product/1883...
Amy Joy π¦ (@aymiejoi.bsky.social) reply parent
Not me being surprised the first time I ate one to discover they taste just like the filling in Fig Newtons, which I like. π
Amy Joy π¦ (@aymiejoi.bsky.social) reply parent
This is because Biden loves trains, isn't it?
Amy Joy π¦ (@aymiejoi.bsky.social) reply parent
And by cleaners, of course, he means National Guard troops who are being pulled away from their actual jobs and their lives to do what the people DOUCHE fired used to do but for a lot more of our tax money.
Amy Joy π¦ (@aymiejoi.bsky.social) reply parent
He's absolutely going to ruin that building.
Amy Joy π¦ (@aymiejoi.bsky.social) reply parent
Both of my friend's sons are spitting images of their father. Like, almost identical to him at their ages. I see NONE of her in either of them!
Amy Joy π¦ (@aymiejoi.bsky.social) reply parent
Amy Joy π¦ (@aymiejoi.bsky.social) reply parent
Based on the headline and the subhead, I was expecting to read this and be pleasantly surprised to see that Johnnie Moore was doing something good and helpful with his life now. *sigh*
Amy Joy π¦ (@aymiejoi.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh Katie...
Amy Joy π¦ (@aymiejoi.bsky.social) reply parent
What school are you at, by the way? I'm at Fuller.
Amy Joy π¦ (@aymiejoi.bsky.social) reply parent
See, that's the thing that confused me from an early age being raised in a literalist and complementarian tradition. I'm so glad he got there!
Amy Joy π¦ (@aymiejoi.bsky.social) reply parent
I have done this many a time. (She types while sitting in a bean bag chair on the floor of her office...)
Amy Joy π¦ (@aymiejoi.bsky.social) reply parent
Not on purpose. Sorry!
Amy Joy π¦ (@aymiejoi.bsky.social) reply parent
The 5.5 yo can type like that?? That's super impressive! (Or does she have a secretary?)