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created November 12, 2024

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Yeah, like how every city figured out how to use trash bins years ago because they could tell New York would adopt them eventually.

29/8/2025, 10:30:00 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just as the Founders intended

29/8/2025, 10:12:28 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I've seen such baptisms in the past but only for adults.

29/8/2025, 2:23:52 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Amy Wack imo

29/8/2025, 2:12:12 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's like he's never even heard of the Zune!

27/8/2025, 2:29:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Beecher's Bible NRSV (@badtakeguy.bsky.social) reply parent

Naw she already has a Big 12 rooting interest.

Taylor Swift in a KU sweatshirt
26/8/2025, 5:56:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The COVID eligibility situation has gotten out of hand!

26/8/2025, 1:51:33 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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STOP THE COUNT!

24/8/2025, 1:57:03 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm not familiar with this phenomenon, but maybe that's because I do all my shopping at Hy-Vee's

23/8/2025, 3:27:43 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mandatory public school attendance, no exceptions.

21/8/2025, 11:02:58 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Worst superhero origin story yet

19/8/2025, 6:29:23 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Beecher's Bible NRSV (@badtakeguy.bsky.social) reply parent

If you thought J.K. Rowling was transphobic before...

13/8/2025, 8:05:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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At least we don't have to worry about whether he's touched the sink

13/8/2025, 12:14:19 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Beecher's Bible NRSV (@badtakeguy.bsky.social) reply parent

Jurisprudence fetishist gets off on technicality
11/8/2025, 12:04:30 AM | 74 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Beecher's Bible NRSV (@badtakeguy.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh hi Markh

5/8/2025, 5:26:43 PM | 59 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Beecher's Bible NRSV (@badtakeguy.bsky.social) reply parent

Well shit

Does not contain alcohol
2/8/2025, 9:08:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Beecher's Bible NRSV (@badtakeguy.bsky.social) reply parent

I did a quick search and it looks like he was convicted of robbery! Not a great look!

2/8/2025, 6:46:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm relieved to know I'm not the only one getting this ad

30/7/2025, 6:38:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Beecher's Bible NRSV (@badtakeguy.bsky.social) reply parent

This is my assumption until I hear otherwise.

28/7/2025, 6:16:08 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trademark issues

28/7/2025, 4:52:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Beecher's Bible NRSV (@badtakeguy.bsky.social) reply parent

Writing fanfic about Jesus where your self-insert is the most important person in the story... Wait that's Mormonism!

27/7/2025, 1:00:01 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Beecher's Bible NRSV (@badtakeguy.bsky.social) reply parent

Of clownsel?

25/7/2025, 12:41:46 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Beecher's Bible NRSV (@badtakeguy.bsky.social) reply parent

Incidentally, it's weird St. Louis isn't on here.

23/7/2025, 4:01:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Beecher's Bible NRSV (@badtakeguy.bsky.social) reply parent

On the plus side, Murder By Death will apparently be playing two sets when I see them!

18/7/2025, 10:26:28 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I worry that this setup would just result in everyone deferring to the Chief Justice because he's the only one who has been there for more than 15 minutes.

14/7/2025, 10:29:46 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He lied to us through song! I hate when people do that!
11/7/2025, 7:11:36 PM | 63 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Beecher's Bible NRSV (@badtakeguy.bsky.social) reply parent

The rap songs that made him beat his girlfriend were in English!

9/7/2025, 4:10:39 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Beecher's Bible NRSV (@badtakeguy.bsky.social) reply parent

Goddamnit, the ONE THING about the stadium is that it has a view of a HILL!!!

7/7/2025, 11:53:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Someone didn't pay attention in intro to comparative politics.

Heads of State PG-13 2025 ‧ Action/Thriller Overview When the U.K. Prime Minister and U.S. President become the targets of a foreign adversary, they're forced to rely on one another to thwart a global conspiracy.
23/6/2025, 3:19:30 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Beecher's Bible NRSV (@badtakeguy.bsky.social) reply parent

What a bad idea!

19/6/2025, 3:28:05 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Beecher's Bible NRSV (@badtakeguy.bsky.social) reply parent

Look what you made me do (develop nuclear weapons).

17/6/2025, 9:44:09 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Gonna announce the new pac-12 additions

17/6/2025, 9:37:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Beecher's Bible NRSV (@badtakeguy.bsky.social) reply parent

I don't eat anything that exhibits intelligence so Pete is fair game.

16/6/2025, 9:39:03 PM | 27 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's like raaaaaaaaiiiiiiin on your wedding day

15/6/2025, 10:05:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Beecher's Bible NRSV (@badtakeguy.bsky.social) reply parent

Presbyterian. Which makes that weird tweet she had about finding out Luther was antisemitic even weirder.

15/6/2025, 7:51:42 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Beecher's Bible NRSV (@badtakeguy.bsky.social) reply parent

It actually comes from a subreddit called Magic: the Circle Jerking so it is indeed supposed to look like what it looks like.

13/6/2025, 4:36:06 PM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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God you're a real piece of shit

6/6/2025, 10:11:26 PM | 17 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Beecher's Bible NRSV (@badtakeguy.bsky.social) reply parent

Basically Chicago tavern style but replace the cheese with melted plastic

17/5/2025, 1:56:11 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Beecher's Bible NRSV (@badtakeguy.bsky.social) reply parent

Not going well by what metric?

14/5/2025, 9:58:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Beecher's Bible NRSV (@badtakeguy.bsky.social) reply parent

Jesus dnd stat jokes? The onion used to have original material man

13/5/2025, 6:46:12 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Beecher's Bible NRSV (@badtakeguy.bsky.social) reply parent

Right, it hasn't happened but you can't say there's no potential conflict of interest. He has a lot of power to shape perception of the race even if he runs a satirical newspaper.

12/5/2025, 10:15:12 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Beecher's Bible NRSV (@badtakeguy.bsky.social) reply parent

This sounds well and good until the onion starts mocking her primary opponents.

12/5/2025, 10:11:11 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Beecher's Bible NRSV (@badtakeguy.bsky.social) reply parent

Where is Andrew Wakefield from mate?

30/4/2025, 9:26:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Beecher's Bible NRSV (@badtakeguy.bsky.social) reply parent

This is more of a "takes one to know one" situation.

24/4/2025, 7:22:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Beecher's Bible NRSV (@badtakeguy.bsky.social) reply parent

I can't get over Emo Philips having bottom billing here. Put some respect on that man's name!

23/4/2025, 7:18:26 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Beecher's Bible NRSV (@badtakeguy.bsky.social) reply parent

Hit dog hollering real loud here

11/4/2025, 7:44:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Beecher's Bible NRSV (@badtakeguy.bsky.social) reply parent

Well, kind of glad I never got around to checking out her music now.

25/3/2025, 8:31:40 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Beecher's Bible NRSV (@badtakeguy.bsky.social) reply parent

I mean, you realize airing this here makes YOU seem like the whiny one now, right?

23/3/2025, 10:12:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Joe is gonna die just so he can turn over in his grave

21/3/2025, 5:53:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Don't let Joe Biden see this, his Irish heart will explode

21/3/2025, 5:52:34 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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21/3/2025, 1:06:15 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"four out of five ain't bad" is true for many things but live children isn't one of them.

20/3/2025, 1:47:16 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Beecher's Bible NRSV (@badtakeguy.bsky.social) reply parent

Screwed up the name of the song because he's losing his Memory.

18/3/2025, 10:47:03 PM | 30 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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18/3/2025, 6:30:57 PM | 4 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Beecher's Bible NRSV (@badtakeguy.bsky.social) reply parent

However much verbal abuse and mockery you're facing, you deserve more.

17/3/2025, 6:50:32 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's a very big east indeed

16/3/2025, 12:26:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Beecher's Bible NRSV (@badtakeguy.bsky.social) reply parent

@centristmadness.bsky.social you believe this shit?

14/3/2025, 5:05:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Beecher's Bible NRSV (@badtakeguy.bsky.social) reply parent

Then why haven't they just passed it?

13/3/2025, 9:36:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Come on dude

13/3/2025, 8:25:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Beecher's Bible NRSV (@badtakeguy.bsky.social) reply parent

Well then it's definitely wrong

12/3/2025, 10:05:52 PM | 33 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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PTKU content?!?!?!

12/3/2025, 1:07:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Beecher's Bible NRSV (@badtakeguy.bsky.social) reply parent

Jared did you eat a lot of paint chips as a kid?

11/3/2025, 10:36:24 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Beecher's Bible NRSV (@badtakeguy.bsky.social) reply parent

Remember when they had one bad day because the Bank of Japan did something and repubs tried to act like it was October 1929?

10/3/2025, 9:48:10 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Beecher's Bible NRSV (@badtakeguy.bsky.social) reply parent

Not gonna lie, the first couple a7x albums hit incredibly hard when I was a teenager. I'm picking option 3 as long as I don't have to hear anything after Waking the Fallen.

10/3/2025, 4:14:53 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Beecher's Bible NRSV (@badtakeguy.bsky.social) reply parent

Ok but that's not a fortune, it's an assignment and I'm not taking orders from a cookie!

8/3/2025, 12:13:33 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Beecher's Bible NRSV (@badtakeguy.bsky.social) reply parent

Sorry if I missed it but do you have sizing info for the heavyweight hoodies?

6/3/2025, 2:55:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not for long!

4/3/2025, 9:32:01 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jared you are dumber than a sack of pig shit

4/3/2025, 6:10:15 PM | 16 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Burrito taxi got expensive, how could it possibly get worse?

3/3/2025, 10:34:56 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Live look at the chapter 12 bankruptcy bar:

3/3/2025, 7:12:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Guess no one told them about the Pirahã!

28/2/2025, 11:50:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How's that boot taste?

28/2/2025, 9:45:39 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Amy Chua, I think

28/2/2025, 5:52:48 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fewer chicks means less risk of bird flu though

28/2/2025, 4:50:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wow that's pretty ridiculous. Everyone knows you wouldn't take anything less than a cabinet position.

28/2/2025, 2:22:23 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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OMG They included the Penn Law white supremacist!?

27/2/2025, 9:22:53 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wishing them a speedy recovery

27/2/2025, 12:03:23 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mixing hiragana and katakana like that hurts my brain in a very unexpected way

26/2/2025, 9:58:08 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I love boneless wings :3

repost is trans people should have free boneless wings
24/2/2025, 4:51:49 PM | 10449 5551 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Beecher's Bible NRSV (@badtakeguy.bsky.social) reply parent

I would think many of the fired feds are Kansas residents

24/2/2025, 9:08:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Beecher's Bible NRSV (@badtakeguy.bsky.social) reply parent

Shit, I was raised Lutheran and I'm pretty sure my pastor would have told me to pray for the Pope's recovery

24/2/2025, 7:39:53 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That foul call was as phony as the kinderhook plates

23/2/2025, 5:30:30 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Where's FSU when you need them?

22/2/2025, 6:30:51 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Having a reasonable chuckle at the idea that Seila Law stands for the proposition that Paul Clement specifically can be appointed as amicus.

Accordingly, to assist with its decision-making via an adversarial process, the Court exercises its inherent authority to appoint Paul Clement of Clement & Murphy PLLC as amicus curiae to present arguments on the Government’s Motion to Dismiss. See Seila L. LLC v. Consumer Fin. Prot. Bureau, 591 U.S. 197, 209 (2020) (“Because the Government agrees with petitioner on the merits of the constitutional question, we appointed Paul Clement to defend the judgment below as amicus curiae. He has ably discharged his responsibilities.”). The Court expresses its gratitude to Mr. Clement for his service and will provide Mr. Clement a copy of this Order and the transcript from the February 19 conference.
21/2/2025, 6:52:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Beecher's Bible NRSV (@badtakeguy.bsky.social) reply parent

"Know" like in a biblical sense?

19/2/2025, 4:50:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Me checking on tech news today:

Homer Simpson opening the door and asking,
18/2/2025, 3:26:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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More of a Rally's guy myself but Checkers will do in a pinch

17/2/2025, 11:03:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You can't even say "casserole" anymore!?!?

17/2/2025, 3:39:22 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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LetThemFight.gif

10/2/2025, 9:21:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tbf, the Chiefs are doing more to convince people to shut off their TV's than Kendrick ever could

10/2/2025, 1:44:25 AM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Beecher's Bible NRSV (@badtakeguy.bsky.social) reply parent

Man, I wonder where liberals got a goofy phrase like "the end of history." I bet it has nothing to do with leftism.

9/2/2025, 2:54:57 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Boy I expected things to get bad but I did not see an O9A appearance in the cards.

8/2/2025, 3:16:07 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Beecher's Bible NRSV (@badtakeguy.bsky.social) reply parent

You know what, I don't like Pearl Jam. I was tempted to make a joke about how, unlike Indiana, Pearl Jam was never good. But even I have to concede Pearl Jam isn't resting on their laurels and the fans actually do like the new stuff.

7/2/2025, 4:19:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Time is a flat circle covered with cheese and pepperoni

7/2/2025, 2:45:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Also, yeah if I like saw the serial killer out and about I would in fact yell at him

6/2/2025, 9:17:03 PM | 9 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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This isn't really a ringing endorsement

5/2/2025, 11:11:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I would simply introduce them to the interior of the nearest locker

5/2/2025, 6:36:11 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Let's just crash the commercial real estate market as a goof

4/2/2025, 11:43:08 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How many of them are made of lead?

4/2/2025, 9:58:14 PM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wow, no love for national champs Grand View University?

4/2/2025, 1:12:00 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view