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Sounds woke

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Signed

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but then who would be violently kidnapping brown people?

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Government is not supposed to be a money making operation

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Amen

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Prove it

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No you didn't!

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Are they wearing a suit?

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Cow jammies!

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That's just like your opinion, man

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My favorite part of my CT results: "Pelvic Organs: Unremarkable"

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The owls are not what they seem

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Chris Kluwe (@chriswarcraft.bsky.social) reposted

There are no job losses in Ba Sing Se

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"only the best people" (Ding Dong appointed him)

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You wouldn't know them. They live in Canada.

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weirdos

Gary (@lionyolo.bsky.social) reposted

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I'm guessing that the Buttery Males reboot won't get the ratings they want

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🤘🏼😞 #Ozzy

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Making me look at that picture is a war crime

Jennifer Shin (@jennifershin.bsky.social) reposted

Exactly this 👇👇👇

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@genebaxter.bsky.social

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Civil War II goes hot www.fox4news.com/news/texas-i...

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But trans women in sports

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The concept of willpower is criticized as outdated and potentially harmful. It suggests self-control is the sole key to success, overlooking other crucial factors like environment and emotional health, which can hinder progress and contribute to failure.…

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Strands #487 “Beyond vanilla” 🔵🟡🔵🔵 🔵🔵 0 non-answer guesses

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WT actual F

George Conway 👊🇺🇸🔥 (@gtconway.bsky.social) reposted

@sarahlongwell25.bsky.social

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The details were on Hunter's laptop and also in Hillary's emails

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The résumé is becoming obsolete as AI automates recruitment processes. With an overwhelming number of applications, traditional hiring methods are losing effectiveness, leading to a surge in 'hiring slop' where quality candidates may be overlooked. AI's …

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The last time congress declared war was 1941 for WWII. This argument is a non-starter.

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A møøse once bit my sister.

Transphobes Can't Read (@lordaslan.bsky.social) reposted

gm

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That's one of the reasons that they are doing these in courthouses. They can assume that their target went through a metal detector.

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If he doesn't have people to be better than due to birthright privilege, what does he have? He's just an ugly, bald dick-head.

Maggie "Ducky" Proctor (@babareba.bsky.social) reposted

Happy Pride Month Friends!

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If you have a problem with Canada gooses then you have a problem with me. You better let that one marinate.

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Involuntarily detained due to probable cause of violation of a law sounds like law enforcement to me. Am I reasonable?

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I know that its not your point, but unlawful presence is a civil issue, not criminal.

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Kristi...no thank you

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That is clearly an alligator. I thought that this account was only for dogs.

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Pho Guys!

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Seems like laws are in the lane of the guy in charge of the legislative branch

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Gross!

Ron Filipkowski (@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social) reposted

Proud Boys leader Enrique Tarrio tried to give a press conference to announce his lawsuit against DOJ. Much to my surprise it turned out to be the greatest press conference of all-time.

George Conway 👊🇺🇸🔥 (@gtconway.bsky.social) reposted

We have an official ruling

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Thank goodness we killed DEI for "merit-based" hiring. www.propublica.org/article/trum...

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The article discusses Stephen Miller's use of simplistic and repetitive propaganda, suggesting that the general public often possesses a more basic understanding than assumed. It highlights the effectiveness of straightforward messaging in influencing pe…

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A study involving over 47,000 women suggests a connection between coffee consumption and healthy aging. The findings indicate that drinking coffee may offer long-term health benefits, highlighting its potential impact on longevity and well-being.

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www.instagram.com/reel/DKa2atS...

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"Merit based" 🙄

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Are there any examples of good dudes with slicked back hair?

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I have $10 for anyone that can hack the phone and replace the picture with a picture of a 🐔🌮. Shouldn't be hard.

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I don't think that prison is a real option for him. There are other options.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

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We've deputized Y'all Queda

Brian Tyler Cohen (@briantylercohen.bsky.social) reposted

Spare us the fake outrage.

shauna (@goldengateblond.bsky.social) reposted

headline construction masterclass

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"Two weeks" 🙄

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The substance of the report was known ahead of time. The "data" and "research" was filler.

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Good crowd

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🙄

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🌮 diplomacy

Chasing Oz (@chasingoz.bsky.social) reposted

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Hey Linda, eat a dick

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Allegedly

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I know you are but what am I?

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brain?

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holy fuck if real

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This is amazing

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At least she only uses the n-word when "appropriate" 🤷🏼‍♂️ WTF

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I was just saying that the other day

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I'm choosing to believe that the word "hot" is missing

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Hard agree

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Imagine a sticker on the back of a lifted truck with a picture of Calvin, but with his head replaced by the orange turd, pissing on this law.

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right?

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Has anyone run the concussion protocol on Saquon recently?

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Is anyone working on Conclave: The Musical?

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The poultry may be poison but at least those 3 trans, amateur athletes won't get to compete.

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It was Hillary's emails

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A single case, a mote in the vast void, yet imbued with weighty significance by magistrates. We erect grand narratives on shifting sands, while the indifferent universe marches on. A curious drama, a momentary ripple soon subsumed by time's relentless tides.

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Yet housing is still inadequate.

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Does anyone have the job description for Pope? I'm thinking of applying. They must have good healthcare for my family, right?

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No avocado toast

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That's what she said

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JD? 🤞🏼

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That's what I caught to. I think that you mean for the American people, right? Right? *sigh*

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Calamity Jon Morris (@calamityjon.bsky.social) reposted

For Superman Day 2025, I give you The Superman Creed of 1942: "I shall fight the enemies-from-within until they are all smashed, until the battle against oppression is won and until kindness and humanity again rule the world!"

God (@thegodpodcast.com) reposted

EXACTLY.

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That's what she said

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Make Roads Dirt Again