BeardoMercy (@beardomercy.bsky.social) reply parent
You say that, then they start buying “Paws Gone Wild” in bulk…
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You say that, then they start buying “Paws Gone Wild” in bulk…
BeardoMercy (@beardomercy.bsky.social) reply parent
Does that mean I’m technically a performance artist?
BeardoMercy (@beardomercy.bsky.social) reply parent
But they’re STILL GOOD!
BeardoMercy (@beardomercy.bsky.social) reply parent
Want to pet.
BeardoMercy (@beardomercy.bsky.social) reply parent
Priorities.
BeardoMercy (@beardomercy.bsky.social)
If you see this, QTP with a gif of what it’s like hanging out with you!
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Join me.
BeardoMercy (@beardomercy.bsky.social) reply parent
What if he’s perfectly fine, but just finally learned that if he never sees anyone, no one can ask him about Epstein again? $50 says the first person to mention it when he gets back, he complains how it’s old news.
BeardoMercy (@beardomercy.bsky.social) reply parent
I feel your pain. Luckily, I escaped that fate.
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BeardoMercy (@beardomercy.bsky.social) reply parent
I think the problem is that her character is basically “I’m a weapons master”, but being a master of all gives her zero things to be unique with, especially when everyone else seems to be able to do what she can do. Only during the war arc she gets anything unique.
BeardoMercy (@beardomercy.bsky.social) reply parent
You’re mission, should you decide to accept it; get catnip
BeardoMercy (@beardomercy.bsky.social) reply parent
BeardoMercy (@beardomercy.bsky.social) reply parent
Depends on the source material. Ex; Lex typically WANTS to help humanity, but wants it on their own merits, not by Superman (with a touch of envy). 2018 Spider-Man’s Osborn recognizes looking friendly is the fastest way to accrue power and wealth, but doesn’t care who’s it for or who he steps on.
BeardoMercy (@beardomercy.bsky.social) reply parent
I miss my 2013 AH fan, but he resents me for putting on weight
BeardoMercy (@beardomercy.bsky.social) reply parent
Clicking always feels less controlled, if I want the character to move, I wanna move and stop when I wanna stop.
BeardoMercy (@beardomercy.bsky.social) reply parent
BeardoMercy (@beardomercy.bsky.social) reply parent
Hard choice, but maybe glazed salmon.
BeardoMercy (@beardomercy.bsky.social) reply parent
Hell yeah. Well deserved.
BeardoMercy (@beardomercy.bsky.social) reply parent
Worked Wendy’s in high school. After church crowd was the absolute WORST. It’s like they don’t acknowledge the hundred people in front or behind them and wonder why we were taking so long.
BeardoMercy (@beardomercy.bsky.social) reply parent
BeardoMercy (@beardomercy.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m struggling to find the downsides to this… “It’s just the government trying to control you! Isn’t that right, Greg?” “Braaaaaiiiinssss…” “See, Greg has enough brains to realize that!”
BeardoMercy (@beardomercy.bsky.social) reply parent
BeardoMercy (@beardomercy.bsky.social) reply parent
I like presidents with both their legs.
BeardoMercy (@beardomercy.bsky.social) reply parent
Woah… 🤯
BeardoMercy (@beardomercy.bsky.social) reply parent
So many things wrong with that sentence, I don’t know where to begin.
BeardoMercy (@beardomercy.bsky.social)
If you see this, QTP with a trio of awesomeness!
BeardoMercy (@beardomercy.bsky.social) reply parent
DRRRRRRAW! MONSTER CARDO! *Weevil scream*
BeardoMercy (@beardomercy.bsky.social) reply parent
BeardoMercy (@beardomercy.bsky.social) reply parent
I’ll take it!
BeardoMercy (@beardomercy.bsky.social) reply parent
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BeardoMercy (@beardomercy.bsky.social) reply parent
Block party
BeardoMercy (@beardomercy.bsky.social) reply parent
Honestly, I’m hoping they patch this a bit before the full release.
BeardoMercy (@beardomercy.bsky.social) reply parent
Any of her good quotes will all die anyway.
BeardoMercy (@beardomercy.bsky.social) reply parent
I will admit, it’s been fun watching people like Shapiro, Mr “America the Greatest, Apple-pie loving patriot, Superman-is-America-personified,” work extremely hard to justify Lex when he’s CLEARLY evil. The contradiction is hilarious to watch.
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we can laugh if we want too 😡 #raynarvaezjr | #twitch
BeardoMercy (@beardomercy.bsky.social) reply parent
Note to self, never question Ray.
BeardoMercy (@beardomercy.bsky.social) reply parent
Imagined wealth. Poor person working at McDonalds? That can’t come back to bite you. Guy with a cult and a promise of money to his lackeys for doing what he wants? Ooooh scary! 😱
BeardoMercy (@beardomercy.bsky.social)
I need to watch this movie again.
BeardoMercy (@beardomercy.bsky.social) reply parent
Hate to say it, I’m with Sam on this one.
BeardoMercy (@beardomercy.bsky.social) reply parent
Technically, you drew words. Sort of.
BeardoMercy (@beardomercy.bsky.social) reply parent
BeardoMercy (@beardomercy.bsky.social) reply parent
Yup 😂
BeardoMercy (@beardomercy.bsky.social) reply parent
BeardoMercy (@beardomercy.bsky.social) reply parent
Getting ready for number 4.
BeardoMercy (@beardomercy.bsky.social) reply parent
Congrats Ray, you experienced your first business related class action lawsuit!
BeardoMercy (@beardomercy.bsky.social) reply parent
Wish I was. Matt Dinniman is supposed to be there, I love his DCC series.
BeardoMercy (@beardomercy.bsky.social) reply parent
One time, I spent 30 minutes finding a cricket in my barracks room because I was mentally exhausted from a 30-hour shift and I felt the chirps it was making was mocking me as I tried to sleep.
BeardoMercy (@beardomercy.bsky.social) reply parent
I don’t need work following me home 🤣
BeardoMercy (@beardomercy.bsky.social) reply parent
Why don’t you just ask for the powers, period?
BeardoMercy (@beardomercy.bsky.social) reply parent
Time stop. Primary use: infinite naps, wherever, whenever. Take that boss.
BeardoMercy (@beardomercy.bsky.social)
What are some of your personal gaming achievements? 🎮 🏆 Platinuming both God of War AND Ragnarock with no guides. 🗡️ Winning a Halo Energy Sword in a charity gaming competition. ⚡️1v5 turnaround in Dota 2, where I team-wiped the enemy just as team revived to rush win.
BeardoMercy (@beardomercy.bsky.social) reply parent
The cult must grow
BeardoMercy (@beardomercy.bsky.social) reply parent
Why do they keep planning radical medical discoveries like they’re performance reviews? They know it won’t happen, so why are they further kneecapping themselves? For giggles?
BeardoMercy (@beardomercy.bsky.social)
Me when my mom uses my full name.
BeardoMercy (@beardomercy.bsky.social) reply parent
Saw a Fox ad on YT Shorts and reported it for misinformation
BeardoMercy (@beardomercy.bsky.social) reply parent
Last thing I want to imagine is him on top of anything.
BeardoMercy (@beardomercy.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m awake at 2am because I’m gaming or spending time with friends. He’s awake because those are Russia’s business hours.
BeardoMercy (@beardomercy.bsky.social)
I love seeing one of my favorite book series #DungeonCrawlerCarl at the airport I work at. I have the whole series on #Audible, but I am fighting not to pick up a hardcopy, even at airport prices!
BeardoMercy (@beardomercy.bsky.social) reply parent
I live in a duplex for the last 2 years or so and I have seen my neighbor ONCE.
BeardoMercy (@beardomercy.bsky.social) reply parent
People always blame Meyers for that, but I think Obama got him better with the release of his “birth video.”
BeardoMercy (@beardomercy.bsky.social) reply parent
Yoda: Typical hillbilly, you are.
BeardoMercy (@beardomercy.bsky.social) reply parent
To be fair, everyone has has ever been employed has had this conversation
BeardoMercy (@beardomercy.bsky.social) reply parent
You were productive by staying off the roads, allowing people to get to where they needed to go 1 car length faster
BeardoMercy (@beardomercy.bsky.social) reply parent
They’re just recycling their insanity now
BeardoMercy (@beardomercy.bsky.social)
That is too damn cute
BeardoMercy (@beardomercy.bsky.social) reply parent
Why is JFK Jr so low on the list?
BeardoMercy (@beardomercy.bsky.social) reply parent
Fair enough
BeardoMercy (@beardomercy.bsky.social) reply parent
Nah, he’d brag he was the best bitten.
BeardoMercy (@beardomercy.bsky.social) reply parent
We could ban churches and 80% would fix things in a couple generations…
BeardoMercy (@beardomercy.bsky.social) reply parent
Nah, there’s some dumb people who legit want it, thinking that the dictator will give 2 toilets about them.
BeardoMercy (@beardomercy.bsky.social) reply parent
I just got He Is Coming. Difficult, strategic, 20-minute-max matches, I easily lose track of time trying to get equipment synergies to beat the next challenge.
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Cutenes overload 👶🏼🐶🥰🥰🥰 Good morning friends!
BeardoMercy (@beardomercy.bsky.social) reply parent
I’ve heard of these things. I think they are among the final bastion of mental defense against the insanity of the world or something.
BeardoMercy (@beardomercy.bsky.social) reply parent
I love the unwritten rule that only ONE SANDAL will be the toy.
BeardoMercy (@beardomercy.bsky.social) reply parent
I get that, sometimes I accidentally call work and tell them I’m sick and spend the day playing video games
BeardoMercy (@beardomercy.bsky.social)
TERRIBLE movie, but you can’t argue this line hits hard
BeardoMercy (@beardomercy.bsky.social) reply parent
Build a small, but highly customized home with lots of fun secret nooks and entertainment areas. Family vacation out of the country. Invest enough to never have to work again and donate the rest.
BeardoMercy (@beardomercy.bsky.social) reply parent
Snoop would rather watch a kids cartoon movie than answer a simple question from his grandson?
BeardoMercy (@beardomercy.bsky.social)
Post a movie GIF from the year you were born.
BeardoMercy (@beardomercy.bsky.social) reply parent
Always knew there was something weird about Jenny “Cannibal” Smith.
BeardoMercy (@beardomercy.bsky.social) reply parent
Is it just me, or is 90% of their training basically is how they see immigrants getting into the country? Climbing fences, crawling through tunnels…
BeardoMercy (@beardomercy.bsky.social) reply parent
I’d play a game where the normal person is chasing eldritch beings who are freaked out by them.
BeardoMercy (@beardomercy.bsky.social) reply parent
Other stores put bags on a kind of spinning wheel, so the cashier can scan, place, then spin to an empty bag while the customer just grabs the full bag so there’s an empty one for the cashier to use again.
BeardoMercy (@beardomercy.bsky.social) reply parent
Their idol probably didn’t want them making money using his name without kicking some to him.
BeardoMercy (@beardomercy.bsky.social) reply parent
Wasn’t that basically the second live action movie?
BeardoMercy (@beardomercy.bsky.social) reply parent
Absolutely. Also great that the manga has time to explore nearly every kid’s backstory so you see how and why they all are doing what they’re doing, good and evil, sympathetic and not.
BeardoMercy (@beardomercy.bsky.social) reply parent
Actually, Safe with Jason Statham is a great one.
BeardoMercy (@beardomercy.bsky.social) reply parent
Technically Batman?
BeardoMercy (@beardomercy.bsky.social) reply parent
Hell yeah
BeardoMercy (@beardomercy.bsky.social) reply parent
As much as I want to appreciate BR for its cinematic impact, I read the manga version and despite being over the top ridiculous, I find it better than the acting of BR.
BeardoMercy (@beardomercy.bsky.social) reply parent
BeardoMercy (@beardomercy.bsky.social) reply parent
Awww how sweet, they even gave you this lovely dress for free!
BeardoMercy (@beardomercy.bsky.social) reply parent
1000 years? That’s about half the time we’ve been waiting for Half-Life 3, keep up the pace!
BeardoMercy (@beardomercy.bsky.social) reply parent
The axe really brings out her eyes.
BeardoMercy (@beardomercy.bsky.social) reply parent
Fire that man’s chiropractor.
BeardoMercy (@beardomercy.bsky.social) reply parent
Pff, when we gonna get the Traveling Dog Chronicles?
BeardoMercy (@beardomercy.bsky.social)
Good doggos