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I’m honestly surprised those windows open.
The thing that sucks is guard pay may be FAR below what they earn at their civilian jobs. They just have to eat that.
The press release I saw calls him Mayor. That seems so weird to me.
It is weird to call him Mayor? I feel like that’s weird.
Is he not wearing his make up?
Man… so I need to go to NM to get mine? 😭
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 They love to blame Biden or Obama for shit that happened in Trump’s term.
But why
Excellent police call experience aka picking up trash.
Old Soviet joke for today: A man walks into a newsstand every day, looks around, and leaves. After a long time of this, the owner says “Can I help you find something?” “I’m looking for the obituaries.” “The obituaries are in the back of the newspaper, comrade.” “Not the one I’m looking for.”
When I see that sign upon reentering the state I always roll my eyes
CARTOON OF THE DAY (From @mluckovichajc)
live your life in such a way that millions of people don’t joyfully await your demise
Lmao
Def doesn’t look well at all… yikes
Cuomo has always been skeevy, but as somebody married to an actual Italian, not somebody cosplaying as an Italian…. No.
Where does this shit even come from?
To be fair, this is a lot of what you do in the military. It’s real. 😂
Didn’t you know? The DOJ just tried to indict a guy for assault with a deadly sandwich…. And failed 😂
If this little guy was anywhere but in China I would think it was racist af 😂😂😂
Who looks like a catcher’s glove left in the sun for two years and dipped in coconut oil.
That last part
I’d give him a mean look too
The fuck
Reminds me of this: youtube.com/shorts/rQqMc...
I love this for her.
The fucking director of enforcement of the SEC is a military judge. Never did any securities law. At all.
She should probably pay off the student loan.
Omg 😂
“Breaking?”
I thought the MAGATS had already boycotted them bc they dared offer something vegan in their menu.
I’m not even sure that last time I’ve heard of a No Bill. Yikes. 😂
That’s pretty standard. Always has been.
Discovery can be a beautiful thing
The teeth were absolutely an afterthought oopsie
Woooooow
Poor soldiers. It’s so fucked up. 💔
Wait until you find out about your phone.
Congratulations @taylorswift.com.br and @traviskelce.bsky.social on your engagement. Now, onto other matters. I am still waiting for the release of the EPSTEIN files.
My Italian husband asked me why the BBQ sauce tasted like furniture.
God fucking damnit
Get a liver anyway
The US isn’t even in the top 120 safest countries in the world and he’s signing executive orders so people don’t burn the nylon made in China flags.
Wouldn’t it be a coup if the military took over? I wish they would.
My bestie in DC had her patio furniture stolen off her porch two days ago? WHERE WAS THE NATIONAL GUARD??? ☠️
Have they said what they cause for firing yet is? 😂
Debate? Who’s debating it? I saw it, shrugged, and continued living my life.
Yo, we all need to work. That’s probably by design.
It’s so stupid that we’re not even in the top 100 safest countries in the world, and Trump is worried about people burning nylon representations of a symbol that’s likely made in China.
I put lentils and quinoa in my rice cooker with rice last night and man, I have to share because the lady I saw do this in the gram is a genius. More fiber. Protein. Genius. Basically just did 3/4 c rice, half the 3/4 c scoop of lentils, half quinoa, rinsed it real good and put it in reg setting.
Trump calling anybody a slob is hilarious
Good night dear friends ✊
Crazy. Where’s the Epstein files?
Snoop went from Gin & Juice to whining about a lesbian kiss in a Pixar movie. Imagine surviving decades of censorship, police harassment, and being labeled a “threat to society”… only to turn around and fear visibility for others who’ve been marginalized just like you.
This shit hurts my head. Like what is so offensive about any of this shit? The redo of the interior is probably so much easier to clean.
Reminder that the people who usually defraud Medicare are doctors, not the poor people trying to get benefits.
He’ll also sue them.
What Kash Patel is doing to the FBI is terrifying. There’s a reason you don’t see federal officers going around shooting unarmed people: because they’re older, educated, and better trained. Apparently, we’re going to end that.
This right here
Oh no
The Bible had me laughing (sold out).
Why are they just standing around? Do they not have work to do?
“I”?????????????????
The GOP will talk about meritocracy and then hire on a military judge with absolutely zero experience doing securities law to run the SEC’s enforcement division. Cool.
Ew gross
Deadly? I don’t remember anybody dying. I do remember getting caught in that traffic jam and being late to the job interview for the job I REALLY wanted… ☹️
I feel like they should know by now that they’re failing.
…Scared? Are men afraid of everything lately? wtf is this shit?
They look like such idiots
….holy shit ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
I only know US stuff, and I don’t actually know what the arrangement is. What I do know is that the arrangement with intel was a grant. Grants are typically free money. It’s sketchy as hell. 😂
Is he talking about Bolton? I feel like most of us are like reap what you sow/got what you deserved with all of that.
Yikes. Yeah, I don’t think that’s how would work here. I could be wrong, but when they said shares, it makes me think shares, not debt. Debt vs. equity.
That’s a good way to benefit from their profits.
Ah god lol
That’s not how equity works. I think they own non-voting shares. If the company goes under though, we get nothing.
Did they just wake up?
@salgo.bsky.social look hahah
He did say he was hoping Trump would support him too
I literally never remember that.
…I think you’re supposed to go over that one obstacle not through it ☠️
I absolutely agree that the American people should benefit from our investments. But I also don’t think we should say something is a grant and then treat it like it’s not.
What’s the rate per 100k people? I assume still lower.
I was so upset when I hear about them building that.z despite what these sociopaths say, the swamp isn’t just alligators ready to eat people. It’s rare orchids that only grow in tiny microclimates only found in the Everglades. It’s beautiful, green feathered birds. I hate it here.
So we have non-voting shares it turns out.
So like, are they submitting their 13Ds or whatever, how does this work? ☠️
Impressive it’s sticking ☠️
This doesn’t look real.
CACKLING
Can confirm 😭😭😭
It would be like me to hyperfocus on something that doesn’t need to be done in this moment though. 😐
If I didn’t have like a job this might work 🤣
As somebody who lives near the Everglades and has slogged, aka walked through the swamp, as in hiked through the water, and enjoyed the many unique and rare plants and animals that thrive in the unique micro-climates that exist only there, I’m so happy to see this.
Yeah, but the Land is really small. I’ve been to both. And agreed on the brand. It’s hard. Land in nice weather places is expensive.
Those tomatoes look dreamy 😍
Maybe people with ADHD just shouldn’t buy avocados.
Cyan 
