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@blees.bsky.social

created October 22, 2023

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2/9/2025, 12:21:37 AM | 47 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Can they have @ichotiner.bsky.social interview her?

1/9/2025, 10:55:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is the correct framing of Trump’s crypto launch.

1/9/2025, 9:04:31 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Howdy Doody

31/8/2025, 9:42:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ginger Matt Walsh

31/8/2025, 6:00:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Looks really healthy sitting in a golf cart without being able to shake Gruden’s hand.

31/8/2025, 3:56:59 PM | 17 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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‘Hyperloop Concept’

29/8/2025, 3:06:54 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He’s a full Monte.

28/8/2025, 12:08:53 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Can AI cure baldness?

26/8/2025, 7:44:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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26/8/2025, 1:57:51 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fuckin’ A.

26/8/2025, 1:10:58 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Maybe he’s building factories in the metaverse.

26/8/2025, 12:57:17 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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25/8/2025, 3:32:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@ifbookspod.bsky.social

25/8/2025, 1:23:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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‘Slopadopolus’ still hits.

25/8/2025, 12:47:50 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Glyphosate Girl

24/8/2025, 12:21:22 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Big, if true.

23/8/2025, 9:54:12 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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23/8/2025, 5:24:40 PM | 115 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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21/8/2025, 11:53:23 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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21/8/2025, 2:32:11 AM | 26 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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20/8/2025, 8:13:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Because he fucking skips leg day.

20/8/2025, 1:25:24 AM | 13 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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You know RFK is eating the fuck out of these.

19/8/2025, 7:43:53 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@crampell.bsky.social

18/8/2025, 11:17:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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17/8/2025, 2:45:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Maybe this was his ‘Rosebud’ and he just died.

17/8/2025, 1:42:27 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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15/8/2025, 6:34:45 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fuck is he always wearing jeans?

15/8/2025, 2:10:09 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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14/8/2025, 3:42:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Screech from Saved By the Bell.

12/8/2025, 8:27:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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His very punchable face is a qualification.

11/8/2025, 11:38:02 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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NFL Legend

8/8/2025, 5:44:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He’s the fucking worst. Just a total fucking grifter.

6/8/2025, 11:59:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Reducing the EMF from my phone by not listening to ‘Unbelievable.’

6/8/2025, 3:21:55 AM | 23 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A country of haters.

5/8/2025, 3:00:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@michaelhobbes.bsky.social @notalawyer.bsky.social

3/8/2025, 11:52:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Brilyn?

3/8/2025, 9:08:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Did you eat at Bojangles?

31/7/2025, 10:37:04 PM | 15 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#humblebrag

30/7/2025, 10:49:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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28/7/2025, 2:42:01 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They tried that in a small town.

28/7/2025, 2:12:49 AM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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26/7/2025, 1:21:09 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Powers Boothe was a force of nature.

19/7/2025, 1:14:50 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Michigan plays a return game in Austin on 9/11/2027.

19/7/2025, 1:12:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jake E. Lee, Dave Weigel. Jake E. Lee.

18/7/2025, 5:36:33 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@ifbookspod.bsky.social

18/7/2025, 2:48:17 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Twenty four confirmed dead.

5/7/2025, 3:04:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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RIP Joey Chestnut

3/7/2025, 3:06:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The children yearn for the mines.

29/6/2025, 4:09:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No restrictive dieting when you’re strength training either. You need to feed your body, not starve it.

26/6/2025, 7:32:08 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He looks like a young Salvatore Tessio.

25/6/2025, 4:12:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And is afraid to ride the subway.

25/6/2025, 4:05:46 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Voted for Mamdani.

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25/6/2025, 2:49:04 AM | 44 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I see your H‑E‑B drink.

24/6/2025, 6:22:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Group chat coming back.

22/6/2025, 4:35:18 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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19/6/2025, 4:20:19 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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100 Jane Coastons vs a bison

17/6/2025, 1:08:16 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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13/6/2025, 7:11:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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*Abilene

12/6/2025, 3:09:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Candy Crush isn’t going to play itself.

11/6/2025, 2:08:30 AM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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@adamserwer.bsky.social

10/6/2025, 10:36:46 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Reiki master Julie Motz

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8/6/2025, 3:11:22 AM | 9 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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8/6/2025, 12:06:47 AM | 58 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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6/6/2025, 5:12:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tortie

6/6/2025, 3:16:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They should be fired into the sun.

6/6/2025, 2:23:21 AM | 17 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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2/6/2025, 11:15:18 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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But also a moral and physical coward.

30/5/2025, 11:16:44 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That’s a hard 53.

30/5/2025, 6:38:11 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/5/2025, 6:31:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Either of those guys could be nicknamed ‘Weed.’

30/5/2025, 2:40:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ketamine is a helluva drug.

30/5/2025, 2:31:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And the list wasn’t AI generated.

30/5/2025, 2:21:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is he blaming college students?

28/5/2025, 4:17:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You have to think of SpaceX as a tech company. The valuation is the success metric.

28/5/2025, 1:51:01 AM | 20 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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26/5/2025, 8:20:40 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Listen to her 2022 interview with Chris Hayes on ‘innovation.’ She has no idea about anything.

26/5/2025, 8:17:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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AI Mick Jagger

26/5/2025, 8:06:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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One Gorilla vs One Hundred Reply Guys

26/5/2025, 11:25:08 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Maybe it’s being raptured.

26/5/2025, 12:13:56 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It was going to be a big ask from Venezia.

25/5/2025, 8:27:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s their back door now.

25/5/2025, 8:09:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I like going to the grocery store.

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24/5/2025, 6:00:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@ifbookspod.bsky.social

23/5/2025, 3:42:52 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Gravity’s Rainbow was absolutely written by AI.

23/5/2025, 10:46:52 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Maybe it’s like a dump cake and you just throw all the shit in the pan.

20/5/2025, 9:34:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@ifbookspod.bsky.social

20/5/2025, 11:02:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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18/5/2025, 12:17:06 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Someone upset about the price of eggs?

17/5/2025, 9:55:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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17/5/2025, 6:31:15 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yes.

17/5/2025, 6:20:34 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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17/5/2025, 6:07:52 PM | 27 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The dose makes the poison.

14/5/2025, 9:44:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What if you want to sleep like you’re in a sandwich?

13/5/2025, 5:08:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Are the robots going to buy Tesla shares?

13/5/2025, 2:48:29 PM | 53 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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‘Swashbuckling’

11/5/2025, 1:12:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Whoop! (There It Isn’t)

9/5/2025, 3:20:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view