R4 Today show ' Why is Lisa Nandy talking about the BBC like that?' She's the fucking Secretary of State for Culture, Media! Maybe she should talk more FFS
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R4 Today show ' Why is Lisa Nandy talking about the BBC like that?' She's the fucking Secretary of State for Culture, Media! Maybe she should talk more FFS
'Hey Trev give me a lift up and I'll check if she's put the snacks out yet.'
The one thing I found myself taking away from hearing this story was, she served them Beef Wellington. & Found myself going 'bit bloody posh that.'
Or his new weight loss drug.
The logic is always on point Bombing for peace Starving to stop hunger matches stop fire Burning books to promote reading Allowing guns to stop shootings Denying housing to stop homelessness Stopping vaccines to stop the spread of disease. Electing orange mushroom cocks to stop fascism #Cunts
That's it. Rinse repeat. Goodbye and thanks for all the fish.
The press is so cowd.
And just like that, the โNo New Warsโ people are all-in on a new war. Proving yet again that they really believe in nothing other than what one man tells them to believe today. Which could be different tomorrow. The very definition of a cult.
"Now that the truth is just a rule that you can bend You crack the whip, shape-shift and trick the past again" - Black Sheep -Metric
Half right
The fatuous fortnight fellon ๐ ๐
Probably for the best. What with summer sales coming up. Could be running the risk of an ottoman orgy.
Cocksure and scale in a 'tantrumtweet' is definitely projection code for fragility of being wanted. Defo SDE. Twat!
Funny how an understanding of language or lack there of, leads to mean and median misunderstanding. Numbers and words Huh!
I watched it about 2 months ago for the first time since the 90s. You're ๐ฏ right it holds up. Everyone is great in it. It did make me lament the loss of river phoenix, I think he would have grown into such an accomplished screen presence.
This is the line ๐
He can't even dictator parade like a dictator. He is so shit at everything. Tacky but not tacky enough
This season of The World is going well don't you think? Fckkkkk
Chuckle ๐คญ
This is absolutely batshit cherry on top mental. What is in people's psychi that supports people in power like this.fkkkkkk
I think in the mornings she has an argument with her toast and the toast wins. 'I have a plan but I'm not telling you if it's butter, jam or marmalade. But you can fuck off with your wokeness I'm not putting avocado on you.'
Cultural offensive to all Brits. How dare they!
Big Flora.
Legend
Remember when the NRA used to say, 'we need our weapons incase a tyrannical government comes for us.' They seem to be pretty quiet as the tyrannical government is coming for us ????? #RightwingHypocrisy #NRAhypocrits
"Look at them rioting . They're eating the geese. There's feather boas everywhere!"
First game on USA soil is in The LA stadium. FIFA & this admin. Bent Brothers in arms.
See my nan's been reading the daily mail again.
Really looking forward to that opening game on USA soil at the world cup 2026... Checks notes ... At the LA Stadium . #Ice #IceRiots #Worldcup2026 Olympics in 2028 in... Oh yeah Good luck.
We are at the opening of 'The Road' aren't we? Fear not! "Weโre going to be okay, aren't we Papa? Yes. We are. And nothing bad is going to happen to us. Thatโs right. Because weโre carrying the fire. Yes. Because weโre carrying the fire.โ #TheRoad
I would say you'd see the tanks on the streets of LA soon. However they've all been shipped to DC for the orange Mr Blobby's birthday junta quinceaรฑera.
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Just because you look like a shrivelled elephant doesn't mean you have elephantiasis of the testicular area. Also you might want to learn what a non-countable noun is & it's grammatical structure when used.
There's always money in the banana stand"
The Polish foreign minister, a writer and journalist who covered the Soviet war in Afghanistan in the 1980s, clearly knows a thing or two about a patiently-timed response.
If I was Starmer right now I'd release any dodgy policy tonight. Like immediately. No-one will care. ๐ฟ
Brits looking at what they inevitably thought would happen. "I doeth think the one with the Madagascan mango complexion handeth an impingement on the manhood of the boer." "Ye milord, and in respost I doeth believe the Boer called him a nonce." "Another claret, Tarquin?"๐ฟ
You could compare it to the legendary feud between Bette Davis & Joan Crawford but I won't. Clearly they had more balls, intelligence, testosterone and talent than these two hamster wanking septic lentil cocked runty taquitos. ๐ ๐ฟ
Brits looking at what they inevitably thought would happen. "I doeth think the one with the Madagascan mango complexion handeth an impingement on the manhood of the boer." "Ye milord, and in respost I doeth believe the Boer called him a nonce." "Another claret, Tarquin?"๐ฟ
You could compare it to the legendary feud between Bette Davis & Joan Crawford but I won't. Clearly they had more balls, intelligence, testosterone and talent than these two hamster wanking septic lentil cocked runty taquitos. ๐ ๐ฟ
When I lived in the USA I remember going to the AA and them giving me a 'flip book' of maps that someone walked through the route with you, highlighting it to your destination.
Did you introduce yourself?
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EU funding cerca ยฃ80-90m if Remember correctly. Ahhh simpler times.
She has the gravitas of an off-brand marshmallow. I can never comprehend people who hear someone like this or read what they say and go: "You know what? I'll have a bit of that, that's just great."
It's not often I guffaw but when I do it's for juvenile things like this. ๐
Top tier adulting. Spent nearly about 10 minutes last weekend looking for mine. It was in my hand. On the plus side I got to call myself an absolute ballistic level twat. So that was nice.
What a shock, the spokesperson for a man that gesticulates the English language like a kipper shagging a Duracell battery, can't speak in the correct grammatical function.
"I need a golden dome thingy." 'sir, you will need Canada to help implement this.' "we'll make them 51st state." 'they told you to do one and fuck off.(In the politest way possible). Art of the deal!
Hate -countable or uncountable?
Does she realise you can be both? Maybe you can't be both? Perhaps you're not allowed to make a decision as to what you want to do as a career or study in free America... Am I keeping up with how it's going? Freedom #1 USA
That's why I used gothic to use the alliteration because post punk or punk don't work
Some teenage boys got infatuated by models the rest of us just sat back and admired the raw talented energy of the gothic goddess and got in touch with our anarchistic side.
Really bad journalism, a picture of Tom Cruise instead of using someone who is culturally relevant.
Police & thieves? Police on my back? Deny? I'm so bored with the USA? They got it covered methinks
www.motherjones.com/politics/202... Classic example of people not believing factual information. A 2yr study (cited names) yet legislators opp. their own sponsored research. 'The consensus of the evidence supports that the treatments are effective in terms of mental health, psychosocial outcomes...'
Heard he's mates with nick cave.
Give yourself a treat and read the fabulous thread about' Legally Blonde' in relation to E&W law. Thoroughly joyous.
Samsung - SKorean company 10% tariff Apple American company 25% tariff USA USA USA No1!!! Logic at its best ๐
Next it'll be 'they're eating the Canadians...'
GenX aging more gracefully than any generation because we thought we wouldn't live this long anyway. Latchkey kids forever!
This has so much potential as an episode of Black Mirror.
Gas: It's not 1.98 a gallon in both countries however it's more like 1.98a litre in EU. Cars: too big for roads Us manufacturers have adapted models for EU. Ford for example.
Wordsalad recipe: take a pinch of truth + some words add anything you want to and hey presto : you have another wordsalad.
www.thedailybeast.com/producer-swe... Remember when Ashcroft thought calico cats were the devil and we thought that was the most batshit crazy thing about a gopa administration. Good Times !
Red right hand Nick cave & the bad seeds PB Paradise circus Massive Attack Luther
If it wasn't so on point it would be funny yet fckkkk. Are we living in black mirror?
Ha. I actually went to see this film on a Thursday evening. 100% agree. A middle ground of just okay. Not spending time to engrossed in something and not thinking it was a waste of time, let it just sit and be.
The Father The Son The Holy Spirit ๐ญ ๐+๐ฅช ๐ฅ Portillo's Al's Beef Malort #NewPope
He's a Sox fan.
'the body of christ' 'what the hell is this?' 'It's a deep dish wafer. If you don't like it there is a portillo's on the way out. It's been consecrated ground for years.'
Well this made me chuckle
When it comes down to it the algorithms might just be the enemy.
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We were there to visit the Tesco express across the street. It is world famous people told us to visit.
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You can't May a 4th until Luke Michaels a Barrymore birthday
Right. They all seem to have an 'I'm on a register' vibe about them.
Judges! In Alcatraz. Escape.from Don't let him start watching Papilion. Then again. He probably thinks devil's island is an nhl game.
Fuck the labour party. Fucking cosplaying idiots.
Never mind the bullocks here's the sex livestock
Owzattttt! ๐ The batsman's Holding the bowler's Willey.
DeadPoo
Oh that's good news. What are the odds that the first sport will be Balatro?
Pretty much on bra d for the FA. The same organisation that banned women from playing on FA property for 50 years because it was 'unsuitable'
They really are not very bright, are they? So no exporting? Importing? What? Tariffs good? Bad? Huh!
Woke up today and wonder what does @aiannucci.bsky.social have scripted for us for the next 100 days of the small handed mushroom cocked kumquat cunt tangerine twated toddler.
๐๐๐ tell.me your Welsh without telling me your Welsh : 'you abject cunt' 'my gog mate' ๐
The Vicar of Vilification Father Forgery Bishop of bullshit
These are almost verbatim the words used by the right in the UK after Brexit.
Emblematic of the cacoon they live in. He gets that Canadians will read this right?
Missed the alliteration. Sage scrappy scientist come with mute and also speech Streetfighting genius
One side's arresting judges and deporting kids and the other's response is ' we wrote a very strong letter ' these are not the people you want to go into battle with. Fucking weak.
I had this same thought recently. All I could assume is the whole 'they are living a fantasy life' that encapsulates both uses. Yet it is strange.
Should have drunk the covefe this morning.
Patagonia is where??? Just saying
These guys are traveling faster than the electromagnetic spectrum to an authoritarian kleptocracy than a right-winger running away from empathy.
Classic Canadian