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Bryan Craves

@bmcraves.bsky.social

⚾️ Detroit Tigers apologist. Former Twitter shit-poster (@ DisplacedTgrFan). Friends and family who supported trump are no longer friends and family. Accepting of your preferred pronouns. 📍Detroit, MI

created July 26, 2023

370 followers 290 following 1,684 posts

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Profile picture Bryan Craves (@bmcraves.bsky.social)

yay

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3/9/2025, 7:53:59 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Kerry 💣

3/9/2025, 7:23:06 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Casey Drottar (@caseydrottar.bsky.social) reposted

Javier Báez is still doing pretty decent at this center field thing

3/9/2025, 6:47:28 PM | 13 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bryan Craves (@bmcraves.bsky.social)

let them fight dot gif

3/9/2025, 6:48:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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love that the replies are off for this

3/9/2025, 2:33:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bryan Craves (@bmcraves.bsky.social)

the Tigers and their base running lately has been not ideal

2/9/2025, 11:01:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bryan Craves (@bmcraves.bsky.social)

YOU MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN CREEP WHEN CAN WE RID YOU FROM OUR LIVES PLEASE GO THE FUCK AWAY

2/9/2025, 10:04:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bryan Craves (@bmcraves.bsky.social)

they can send him back to the Twins, if we’re being real here

2/9/2025, 9:22:20 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🎶 sun is in the sky, oh why oh why would I wanna be anywhere else 🎶

2/9/2025, 9:04:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bryan Craves (@bmcraves.bsky.social)

/opens BlueSky NOPE /closes BlueSky

2/9/2025, 7:25:34 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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they can gamble, but the social media account should be banned

2/9/2025, 2:48:56 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Angry People in Local Newspapers (@apiln.bsky.social) reposted

The Aussie press not holding back when it comes to its coverage of neo-Nazis.

The Nightly electronic newspaper: Who is this dickhead. Picture shows a white man with a moustache, in a black baseball cap, and a black jacket, calling him “Australia’s least wanted”.
2/9/2025, 1:47:52 PM | 2163 539 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bryan Craves (@bmcraves.bsky.social)

is he dead yet

1/9/2025, 11:26:34 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bryan Craves (@bmcraves.bsky.social)

fucking Juan Soto, man

1/9/2025, 7:13:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bryan Craves (@bmcraves.bsky.social)

noted center fielder Javy Baez with a nice defensive play

1/9/2025, 6:46:45 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bryan Craves (@bmcraves.bsky.social)

greetings from section 114 today, as we sat down just in time to see Jahmai Jones ambush Sean Manaea on the first pitch

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1/9/2025, 5:24:53 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bryan Craves (@bmcraves.bsky.social) reply parent

you’ll have to wait until the next president

1/9/2025, 3:12:58 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Effin' Birds (@effinbirds.com) reposted

A painting of a bird beside the text
1/9/2025, 1:08:03 PM | 495 88 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bryan Craves (@bmcraves.bsky.social) reply parent

choose your own adventure

31/8/2025, 11:41:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bryan Craves (@bmcraves.bsky.social)

is he dead yet

31/8/2025, 10:55:41 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bryan Craves (@bmcraves.bsky.social)

3 wins from safety.

31/8/2025, 9:51:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Governor JB Pritzker (@govpritzker.illinois.gov) reposted

Why don’t you send everyone proof of life first? (Either way, Chicago doesn’t want you here)

Post from President Trump on Truth Social: Six people were killed, and 24 people were shot, in Chicago last weekend, and JB Pritzker, the weak and pathetic Governor of Illinois, just said that he doesn’t need help in preventing crime. He is CRAZY!!! He better straighten it out, FAST, or we’re coming! MAGA. President DJT
31/8/2025, 12:51:15 AM | 19044 3704 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bryan Craves (@bmcraves.bsky.social) reply parent

a lot of fun.

31/8/2025, 1:21:10 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 1:20:23 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bryan Craves (@bmcraves.bsky.social)

took a while, but I’m at my first DCFC game (oldest in from Minneapolis for the fun) #DCTID

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31/8/2025, 1:00:13 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bryan Craves (@bmcraves.bsky.social) reply parent

this Weekend at Bernie’s reboot really sucks

30/8/2025, 12:56:24 PM | 121 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Morford (@highops.bsky.social) reposted

Maybe Stephen Miller just hasn't finished feeding yet.

30/8/2025, 12:41:38 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bryan Craves (@bmcraves.bsky.social)

is he dead yet

30/8/2025, 9:55:38 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bryan Craves (@bmcraves.bsky.social) reply parent

some day, my question will be answered and yet I’ll still keep asking it

30/8/2025, 9:55:22 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rolling Stone (@rollingstone.com) reposted

Nearly 1,000 bettors placed millions in weekly wagers through Mathew Bowyer. One of those bettors was Ippei Mizuhara, interpreter to baseball phenom Shohei Ohtani. “Basically, Ippei was financing my Vegas lifestyle at the highest possible level.” Story: www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...

29/8/2025, 6:25:59 PM | 13 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Asawin Suebsaeng (@swin24.bsky.social) reposted

gonna just keep reposting this from @ryanbort.bsky.social @andrewperez.bsky.social and me www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...

28/8/2025, 6:13:29 PM | 435 172 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Peter Sagal (@petersagal.bsky.social) reposted

Minnesota Nice has left the chat.

28/8/2025, 2:17:30 PM | 671 55 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bryan Craves (@bmcraves.bsky.social)

thanks to my 8 pm bedtime, I missed every minute, every inning of the Detroit Tigers series with the A’s coincidentally, the Tigers also missed every minute, every inning of that series with the A’s

28/8/2025, 1:02:44 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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28/8/2025, 7:16:58 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bryan Craves (@bmcraves.bsky.social)

thanks, trump voters

27/8/2025, 10:52:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CJ Fogler (@cjzero.bsky.social) reposted

ABSOLUTE SCENES "Grimsby have beaten Manchester United... in the most dramatic circumstances"

27/8/2025, 9:27:48 PM | 1052 240 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bryan Craves (@bmcraves.bsky.social)

proof that while this horseshit is normal, it is very much not okay

27/8/2025, 4:24:47 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bryan Craves (@bmcraves.bsky.social) reply parent

yeah, I’ve been to that Kowalski’s a million times. it’s a reasonably chill part of town, which sucks if you’re the praying type and you can’t even fucking do that anymore

27/8/2025, 4:17:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bryan Craves (@bmcraves.bsky.social) reply parent

really a perfect example of thoughts and prayers still stopping zero bullets

27/8/2025, 4:13:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bryan Craves (@bmcraves.bsky.social)

for once, I can get behind Jacob Frey’s words. fuck your thoughts and prayers, fuck your guns, fuck you.

27/8/2025, 4:10:13 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bryan Craves (@bmcraves.bsky.social) reply parent

don’t worry: the jokes will come after you get there

27/8/2025, 2:32:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bryan Craves (@bmcraves.bsky.social) reply parent

it’s pretty rad.

26/8/2025, 11:51:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bryan Craves (@bmcraves.bsky.social) reply parent

it’s actually quite awesome to go as far as to dodge his name all while getting hers in straight away

26/8/2025, 10:18:42 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Anna Clark (@annaleighclark.bsky.social) reposted

There’s always a local angle. #journalism

Headline for Detroit Free Press story: “Tight end for Detroit Lions’ Week 6 opponent engaged to Taylor Swift.”
26/8/2025, 9:33:28 PM | 1231 141 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bryan Craves (@bmcraves.bsky.social)

amazing that this low-rent trash Barbie hasn’t figured this out in red states I mean, most of the terrorists in this country are very domestic and quite white

26/8/2025, 9:00:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bryan Craves (@bmcraves.bsky.social)

thanks to a post by @iancass.bsky.social on his IG account involving this hat, I just had to get one for myself pretty fucking great if you ask me

me with my new #6 hat (Al Kaline)
26/8/2025, 8:11:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bryan Craves (@bmcraves.bsky.social) reply parent

one of the few albums I’ve ever bought that’s gold from the first track to the last

26/8/2025, 7:05:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bryan Craves (@bmcraves.bsky.social) reply parent

who the fuck is Elle Duncan

26/8/2025, 6:46:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bryan Craves (@bmcraves.bsky.social) reply parent

that tour would derail in KC

26/8/2025, 5:23:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Coach Finstock (@coachfinstock.bsky.social) reposted

The break up album is gonna be an anthology

26/8/2025, 5:20:23 PM | 157 12 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bryan Craves (@bmcraves.bsky.social) reply parent

in four minutes that got 503k likes

26/8/2025, 5:18:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bryan Craves (@bmcraves.bsky.social)

just watching that motherfucking bag of sand talk on mute is exhausting

26/8/2025, 5:17:08 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bryan Craves (@bmcraves.bsky.social)

is he dead yet

25/8/2025, 10:53:54 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bryan Craves (@bmcraves.bsky.social)

what a pisser.

24/8/2025, 8:28:46 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bryan Craves (@bmcraves.bsky.social) reply parent

we each got this snazzy t-shirt as well

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24/8/2025, 7:25:54 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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my Erie Moon Mammoths swag is also here, which includes this awesome cap

me with my new Moon Mammoths hat
24/8/2025, 7:18:30 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bryan Craves (@bmcraves.bsky.social)

WHOLE NEW GAME, FOLKS

24/8/2025, 7:08:01 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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things are getting better

24/8/2025, 7:01:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Adam McCalvy (@adammccalvy.bsky.social) reposted

Robin Yount, as he so often does, stole the show. He described knowing Bob Uecker from 1974 until the day he passed, and how Ueck never changed one bit. "Right to the end," Yount said, "he told me he wasn't afraid of dying. He just didn't want to be there when it happened."

24/8/2025, 6:22:43 PM | 244 55 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bryan Craves (@bmcraves.bsky.social) reply parent

only if the goalie gave up 6 runs with 2 outs

24/8/2025, 6:53:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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happens to be Magnum PI day at the local ball park (and Tom Selleck did an inning/half in the booth)

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24/8/2025, 6:52:59 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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this game turned ugly awful quick

24/8/2025, 6:21:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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24/8/2025, 12:30:51 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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it was probably overcooked

23/8/2025, 10:46:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bryan Craves (@bmcraves.bsky.social)

so far, this advice has been ignored

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23/8/2025, 1:43:30 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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TIGERS WIN, NIN ROCKS

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23/8/2025, 2:04:39 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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NIN

Nine Inch Nails, Little Caesars Arena
23/8/2025, 1:15:59 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m at LCA for NIN but FUCK YEAH RILEY

23/8/2025, 12:56:41 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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is he dead yet

22/8/2025, 4:46:56 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bryan Craves (@bmcraves.bsky.social)

if you’re auto-subscribing to this service, now would be a good time to stop that

22/8/2025, 1:52:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bryan Craves (@bmcraves.bsky.social)

the nickname I can pronounce

21/8/2025, 9:00:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bryan Craves (@bmcraves.bsky.social)

big gun, tiny penis mentality… never mind the taxpayer expense here

21/8/2025, 8:33:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bryan Craves (@bmcraves.bsky.social) reposted

hey #Tigers fans: I have 2 tickets to tomorrow night’s game vs the Royals I can’t use. Section 117, row 31… face value $47 each, but I’ll go $40 each as a last minute discount. DM if you’re interested! #RepDetroit

21/8/2025, 12:42:14 PM | 2 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Calcaterra (@craigcalcaterra.bsky.social) reposted

Unless I'm reading The Athletic story wrong, current MLB dot customers, who pay $149.99 a year for the service, will next year have to pay around that same amount PLUS a $30/month subscription to ESPN's streaming service. That's a 239% increase to watch games.

21/8/2025, 7:43:27 PM | 136 41 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bryan Craves (@bmcraves.bsky.social) reply parent

it’ll do for now

21/8/2025, 2:13:37 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bryan Craves (@bmcraves.bsky.social) reply parent

redistricting for me, not for thee sorry, republican bitches: turnabout is fair play

21/8/2025, 1:55:18 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bryan Craves (@bmcraves.bsky.social)

many of us, once again, are calling for the end of Trump 💀

21/8/2025, 12:53:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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hey #Tigers fans: I have 2 tickets to tomorrow night’s game vs the Royals I can’t use. Section 117, row 31… face value $47 each, but I’ll go $40 each as a last minute discount. DM if you’re interested! #RepDetroit

21/8/2025, 12:42:14 PM | 2 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bryan Craves (@bmcraves.bsky.social)

thanks, Subaru… I got this

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21/8/2025, 8:31:42 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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he barely noticed the shitty Auburn defense

20/8/2025, 10:45:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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will continue to be cautiously optimistic here but his outing on the Sunday night game in Philly was also pretty damn good and that’s what we need here: pretty damn good against pretty damn good teams

20/8/2025, 9:33:06 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bryan Craves (@bmcraves.bsky.social)

steak for the birthday dork, carne asada chicken for the wife of dork who doesn’t like steak

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20/8/2025, 9:30:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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might help you pay for damages if you busted all the windows with a brick

20/8/2025, 8:08:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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aggregate score: DET 18, HOU 2

20/8/2025, 7:40:20 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🧹 TIGERS SWEEP 🧹

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20/8/2025, 7:39:01 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rolling Stone (@rollingstone.com) reposted

Work day listening: Tom Morello’s ‘F-ck ICE’ Playlist Featuring the White Stripes, Bruce Springsteen, Public Enemy

20/8/2025, 6:48:16 PM | 855 218 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bryan Craves (@bmcraves.bsky.social) reply parent

also fuck right off with this shit

happy birthday from AARP
20/8/2025, 6:46:18 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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the face of 50

my 50 year old face, for if you were truly blind you’d be thankful for this description
20/8/2025, 6:45:16 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nice to come home from work to see a 6-0 Tigers lead good and early, thanks folks

20/8/2025, 5:42:32 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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once again, my dumb work schedule will prevent me from another Skubal start

19/8/2025, 10:00:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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of course, this would be as real as Jesus was white

19/8/2025, 8:49:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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also really enjoying this rare Tuesday afternoon baseball

19/8/2025, 8:06:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Brewers are Brewer’ing

19/8/2025, 8:04:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“it’s about fucking time” thing I am saying when Trump finally punches out and when the Red Wings retire Sergei Fedorov’s number

19/8/2025, 5:22:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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just 6 wins to go.

19/8/2025, 6:30:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Riley Greene strikes out too damn much

18/8/2025, 11:00:35 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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you love to see it

18/8/2025, 10:40:44 PM | 16 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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no, they aren’t.

18/8/2025, 9:05:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Cubs are Mets’ing

18/8/2025, 8:40:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Craig Counsell looks like a guy who regrets everything

18/8/2025, 8:39:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view