Jake_Vig (@jakevig.bsky.social) reposted
To get to the bottom of the cover up over the president's bad health, Jake Tapper is working on another book about Biden's health.
Kids are back in school and the vaccine cabinet needs stocking. I got the good stuff for just $100 a case! DM for my deal. Taking all kinds of payments: Trump coins, most crypto, and if you're really low on cash, IOUs written on RFK Jr. campaign shirts.đ
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view profile on Bluesky Jake_Vig (@jakevig.bsky.social) reposted
To get to the bottom of the cover up over the president's bad health, Jake Tapper is working on another book about Biden's health.
Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social) reply parent
Ribeye? Meyer had 2 for 25. Couldnât pass that up!
Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social)
Meet the Press is unwatchable. CNN is worse. They just had Sebastian Gorka on for a âboth sidesâ puff piece. #mtp #cnn
Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social) reply parent
Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social) reply parent
That swollen thing is just his head.
Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social) reply parent
Donât hold your breath.
Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social) reply parent
Most of those farmers voted for Yam Tits.
Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social) reply parent
âPresident Trump dies straining on the toilet.â
Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social) reply parent
Kennedy is one of the worldâs foremost health experts like Stephen Miller is an expert on hair.
Mike Drucker (@mikedrucker.bsky.social) reposted
Iâm just saying that when it happens Iâm jumping out of bed, running to my window, and tossing a coin to a boy to buy the biggest goose in town
Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social) reply parent
Dick. Dick happens.
Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social)
#tariffs #DonaldTrump
Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social) reply parent
Fair point
Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social) reply parent
You, the Illinois governor, AOC, and Sanders need to hold the line on Trump. Youâre the only ones taking a stand!
Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social) reply parent
They donât make you violent. This moronâs gotta go.
Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social) reply parent
Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social) reply parent
Upside? This would get US soldiers and reserves off our streets.
Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, in fairness to Russia, did they ever comply to it?
Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social) reply parent
I hope youâre covering RFK and the Covid vaccine. At this point you canât retire for another 3.5 years. Assuming we have much of a democracy leftâŚ
Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social) reply parent
And the feckless hair-dyed shit weasel is smiling like the Cheshire Cat. She does not care, never did, and is prob a republican masquerading as a democrat.
Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social) reply parent
Both of these comments!
Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social) reply parent
The fucked up part (I was in the Guard): Dump fired a lot of the park workers who did those jobs. Also, trash and landscape patrol is a bullshit âbusy workâ basic training task. I was mobilized after a tornado and ice storm to provide med support. Iâd be pissed if I was mobilized for trash detail!
Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social)
The latest deal is up! @fritzferr.bsky.social @harbingerofmundane.bsky.social @octopuscaveman.bsky.social
thethinblackduke.bsky.social (@thethinblackduke.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Itâs not just RFK Jrâ itâs everyone in the goddamned Trump administration and the GOP.
Letâs Be Frank (@frankedson24.bsky.social) reposted
RFK Jr announces Covid vaccines will be available only to high risk people. This is effing bullshit. This reign of terror needs to be removed from power. What are they going to do when bodies are stacked up and thrown in refrigerator trucks this winter as they were during the madmanâs first regime?
Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social) reply parent
So what are the odds that âPresidentâ Dump will use this incident as a reason to send the Guard to Minneapolis?
Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social)
#democrats @housedemocrats.bsky.social @democrats.org
Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social) reply parent
You forgot: after firing many national park workers who did this as part of their jobs.
Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social) reply parent
Cool. Now return our democracy.
Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social) reply parent
Thatâs one of the Trump Admin minimum job requirements.
Jake_Vig (@jakevig.bsky.social) reposted
Looks like I picked the wrong day to get engaged.
Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Serve your community, protect your country, do more busy-ass work like they made you do in basic training! #NationalGuard #Army
Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social) reply parent
Serve your community, protect your country, do more busy-ass work like they made you do in basic training! #NationalGuard #Army
Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social) reply parent
Narrator: âMany wondered if Mr. Lawrence had seen the Democratic Partyâs leadership - not to mention most of its members.â
Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social)
#DonladTrump #hand #epsteinfiles
Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social)
Now I want a corndog.
Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social) reply parent
Word on the street is that youâre good at eating 10â corndogs. đ
Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social) reply parent
I think that every time I see his smug evil face! I bet heâd cry like a little bitch.
Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social) reply parent
It gonna blow up again.
Don Moynihan (@donmoyn.bsky.social) reposted
Going to be wild to have Clarence Thomas and other members of the court write that even the appearance of impropriety is sufficient to allow the President to remove Federal Reserve members from office, and then head off to Harlan Crowâs yacht
Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social) reply parent
Meh. Itâs been ticking for years. Donât quit yer day job.
altNOAA đşđ¸ (@altnoaa.bsky.social) reposted
The media is using the headline: "Trump Fires Fed Governor." Instead of, "Trump attempts to illegally fire a Fed Governor, which is beyond the authority of the POTUS."
Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social) reply parent
Totally a dookie. Why didnât you get a stick and turn them over? @fritzferr.bsky.social
Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social) reply parent
I feel singled out.
Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social) reply parent
So did a fair trial bf deporting someone to another country. But hear we are.
Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social) reply parent
6!?
Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social) reply parent
From the party that brought you two Trump wins, holding Dump accountable for 1/6, the classified document files, weaponizing law enforcement for deportation/revenge, and the release the Epstein files fail. Jeffries is an empty suit.
Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social) reply parent
âLou Stools? Your table is ready. Lou StoolsâŚâ
Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social) reply parent
Well the new Jurassic with ScarJo was a stinker.
Jake_Vig (@jakevig.bsky.social) reposted
That certain kind of liberal who won't let you blame the Dems for anything. Part of "how we got here."
Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social) reply parent
Itâs looking like Gestapo, thenâŚ?
Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social) reply parent
At least groceries are affordable.
Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social) reply parent
Pro tip: Donât marry an attorney.
Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social) reply parent
Related: Iâm such a predictable moron.
Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social) reply parent
I got yer potatoâŚ
Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social) reply parent
Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social) reply parent
âEspecially when he spooged on my face while we were on Epsteinâs jet.â
Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social)
Whatâs next you commie hippies? Waffle House?! #crackerbarrel #logo
Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, you still got the Waffle House. đ¤ˇââď¸đĽ´đ¤Ł
Brent Terhune (@brentterhune.bsky.social) reposted
Cracker Barrel Logo
Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social)
âI too am pro dildo throwing (at Trump).â @thegreatbrianlast.bsky.social
Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social) reply parent
Fair point.
Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, at least Lauren Boebert will be happy that she no longer will have to give convention handys in the back room.
Dean Obeidallah (@deanobeidallah.bsky.social) reposted
We can now expect Ghislaine Maxwell to be a speaker at the 2028 Republican National Convention.
Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social) reply parent
Unless some outgoing person (Musk, fired JD official, etc.) with access made copies, they went to the shredder and to the Great Bit Bucket in the Sky.
Jake_Vig (@jakevig.bsky.social) reposted
The efforts going into making the United States the shittiest country possible are impressive.
Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social) reply parent
Itâll be overturned by a maga judge.
Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social) reply parent
Stupid shit.
Humor For Resistance (@funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social) reposted
When people ask the question, âCan he really be that stupid?â they already know the answer is âyes.â
Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social) reply parent
So Great Value tomato soup and ground red pepper?
Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social) reply parent
The Dr. James Dobson Family Institute announced his death on Thursday, saying he died âfollowing a brief illness.â đ¤ˇââď¸
Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) reposted
Ossoff: "Democrats need to strike back. We have no time or luxury for high-minded hesitation, because Trump and MAGA are going to do everything within their power to hold on and to lock in one party rule in America. That's the reality that we face."
Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social) reply parent
Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social) reply parent
Poop on the floor by the door. Show them whoâs boss by asserting your dominance!
Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social) reply parent
I wonder if the CyberTruck AI would scream in panic when the car catches fire?
Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social) reply parent
I dated a Labubu. Wait, what?
Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social) reply parent
www.wsbtv.com/news/local/r...
Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social) reply parent
Are they radioactive like the shrimp?
Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social) reply parent
BC theyâre dumb?
Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social) reply parent
Vance is a couch-humping nimrod. Ukraine gained its independence from the Soviet Union on August 24, 1991, following a referendum where over 90% of voters supported the Act of Declaration of Independence. This event marked a formal recognition by Russia and other countries of Ukraine's sovereignty.
Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social) reply parent
Donât worry, SCOTUS will overturn it.
Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social)
Good.
Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social) reply parent
I thought that this was the international sign for Trump?
Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social)
NBCUniversal stuck the landing on vetting the web domain before changing to #MSNOW. 𤣠âmsnow.com â Motorized Snow vehicles (SnowMobile)â in English and includes a vague explanation for what snowmobiles are in Korean. They got the âNews Opinionâ part right. gizmodo.com/msnbc-rebran...
Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social) reply parent
Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social) reply parent
$14 âvalue meals.â Yay, fast food!
Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social) reply parent
Imagine if we had a President who could understand 1/4 of this article. Or a majority of voters. Waste of text. đ
Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social) reply parent
Held where? At a 3-Mile Island storage shed?!
Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social) reply parent
Mmmmm⌠nuclear shrimp.
Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social) reply parent
They canât hear with those masks on. Actually, what they are saying is âF*ck you.â
Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social) reply parent
The rectal flu shot is proven to be 40% more effective. Big Pharma does not promote it so youâll have to ask the nice receptionist about it.
Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social) reply parent
Remember when an affair would end a political career? Ah, the good olâ days!
Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social) reply parent
Iâd celebrate but also realize that the wheels are off and thereâs 20 more assholes just waiting to take his place.
Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social) reply parent
The good olâ days. I miss the days when they at least had to put effort into their crimming.
Travis (@coloradotravis.bsky.social) reposted
Remember when getting caught doing something immoral or illegal would end a politicianâs career? That was awesome.