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Bob-a-lob

@bob-a-lob.bsky.social

Kids are back in school and the vaccine cabinet needs stocking. I got the good stuff for just $100 a case! DM for my deal. Taking all kinds of payments: Trump coins, most crypto, and if you're really low on cash, IOUs written on RFK Jr. campaign shirts.💉

created November 6, 2024

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Profile picture Jake_Vig (@jakevig.bsky.social) reposted

To get to the bottom of the cover up over the president's bad health, Jake Tapper is working on another book about Biden's health.

1/9/2025, 1:48:31 AM | 173 26 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social) reply parent

Ribeye? Meyer had 2 for 25. Couldn’t pass that up!

1/9/2025, 1:38:05 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social)

@harbingerofmundane.bsky.social Suck it! 😆

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1/9/2025, 1:26:30 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social)

Meet the Press is unwatchable. CNN is worse. They just had Sebastian Gorka on for a “both sides” puff piece. #mtp #cnn

31/8/2025, 4:18:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social) reply parent

30/8/2025, 11:52:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social) reply parent

That swollen thing is just his head.

30/8/2025, 7:00:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social) reply parent

Don’t hold your breath.

30/8/2025, 6:58:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social) reply parent

Most of those farmers voted for Yam Tits.

30/8/2025, 6:53:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social) reply parent

“President Trump dies straining on the toilet.”

30/8/2025, 6:42:16 PM | 11 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social) reply parent

Kennedy is one of the world’s foremost health experts like Stephen Miller is an expert on hair.

30/8/2025, 6:40:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Drucker (@mikedrucker.bsky.social) reposted

I’m just saying that when it happens I’m jumping out of bed, running to my window, and tossing a coin to a boy to buy the biggest goose in town

30/8/2025, 3:59:21 AM | 16749 2027 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social) reply parent

Dick. Dick happens.

30/8/2025, 7:46:05 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social)

#tariffs #DonaldTrump

29/8/2025, 1:31:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social) reply parent

Fair point

29/8/2025, 1:26:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social) reply parent

You, the Illinois governor, AOC, and Sanders need to hold the line on Trump. You’re the only ones taking a stand!

29/8/2025, 1:14:15 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social) reply parent

They don’t make you violent. This moron’s gotta go.

28/8/2025, 7:25:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social) reply parent

28/8/2025, 7:24:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social) reply parent

Upside? This would get US soldiers and reserves off our streets.

28/8/2025, 5:30:39 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social) reply parent

Well, in fairness to Russia, did they ever comply to it?

28/8/2025, 2:48:44 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social) reply parent

I hope you’re covering RFK and the Covid vaccine. At this point you can’t retire for another 3.5 years. Assuming we have much of a democracy left…

28/8/2025, 1:46:07 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social) reply parent

And the feckless hair-dyed shit weasel is smiling like the Cheshire Cat. She does not care, never did, and is prob a republican masquerading as a democrat.

28/8/2025, 1:31:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social) reply parent

Both of these comments!

28/8/2025, 1:27:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social) reply parent

The fucked up part (I was in the Guard): Dump fired a lot of the park workers who did those jobs. Also, trash and landscape patrol is a bullshit “busy work” basic training task. I was mobilized after a tornado and ice storm to provide med support. I’d be pissed if I was mobilized for trash detail!

28/8/2025, 1:04:59 AM | 12 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social)

The latest deal is up! @fritzferr.bsky.social @harbingerofmundane.bsky.social @octopuscaveman.bsky.social

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28/8/2025, 12:49:11 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture thethinblackduke.bsky.social (@thethinblackduke.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

It’s not just RFK Jr— it’s everyone in the goddamned Trump administration and the GOP.

27/8/2025, 10:58:28 PM | 71 8 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Let’s Be Frank (@frankedson24.bsky.social) reposted

RFK Jr announces Covid vaccines will be available only to high risk people. This is effing bullshit. This reign of terror needs to be removed from power. What are they going to do when bodies are stacked up and thrown in refrigerator trucks this winter as they were during the madman’s first regime?

27/8/2025, 8:19:53 PM | 469 139 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social) reply parent

So what are the odds that “President” Dump will use this incident as a reason to send the Guard to Minneapolis?

27/8/2025, 6:30:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social)

#democrats @housedemocrats.bsky.social @democrats.org

27/8/2025, 2:39:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social) reply parent

You forgot: after firing many national park workers who did this as part of their jobs.

27/8/2025, 2:36:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LunaLuvgood2020 (@lunaluvgood2020.bsky.social) reposted

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26/8/2025, 5:18:15 PM | 107 29 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social) reply parent

Cool. Now return our democracy.

27/8/2025, 2:33:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social) reply parent

That’s one of the Trump Admin minimum job requirements.

26/8/2025, 11:39:57 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jake_Vig (@jakevig.bsky.social) reposted

Looks like I picked the wrong day to get engaged.

26/8/2025, 9:12:29 PM | 239 35 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Serve your community, protect your country, do more busy-ass work like they made you do in basic training! #NationalGuard #Army

26/8/2025, 10:45:41 PM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social) reply parent

Serve your community, protect your country, do more busy-ass work like they made you do in basic training! #NationalGuard #Army

26/8/2025, 10:45:41 PM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social) reply parent

Narrator: “Many wondered if Mr. Lawrence had seen the Democratic Party’s leadership - not to mention most of its members.”

26/8/2025, 10:43:16 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social)

#DonladTrump #hand #epsteinfiles

26/8/2025, 10:38:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social)

Now I want a corndog.

26/8/2025, 5:38:46 PM | 2 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social) reply parent

Word on the street is that you’re good at eating 10” corndogs. 😂

26/8/2025, 2:08:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social) reply parent

I think that every time I see his smug evil face! I bet he’d cry like a little bitch.

26/8/2025, 2:07:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social) reply parent

It gonna blow up again.

26/8/2025, 1:31:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Don Moynihan (@donmoyn.bsky.social) reposted

Going to be wild to have Clarence Thomas and other members of the court write that even the appearance of impropriety is sufficient to allow the President to remove Federal Reserve members from office, and then head off to Harlan Crow’s yacht

26/8/2025, 10:51:23 AM | 14666 4006 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social) reply parent

Meh. It’s been ticking for years. Don’t quit yer day job.

26/8/2025, 1:38:31 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture altNOAA 🇺🇸 (@altnoaa.bsky.social) reposted

The media is using the headline: "Trump Fires Fed Governor." Instead of, "Trump attempts to illegally fire a Fed Governor, which is beyond the authority of the POTUS."

26/8/2025, 1:30:27 AM | 370 122 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social) reply parent

Totally a dookie. Why didn’t you get a stick and turn them over? @fritzferr.bsky.social

26/8/2025, 1:09:42 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social) reply parent

I feel singled out.

25/8/2025, 11:08:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Onion (@theonion.com) reposted

Rock Looked Way Cooler Wet

Rock Looked Way Cooler Wet
25/8/2025, 10:00:14 PM | 16376 2711 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social) reply parent

So did a fair trial bf deporting someone to another country. But hear we are.

25/8/2025, 4:12:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social) reply parent

6!?

24/8/2025, 3:28:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social) reply parent

From the party that brought you two Trump wins, holding Dump accountable for 1/6, the classified document files, weaponizing law enforcement for deportation/revenge, and the release the Epstein files fail. Jeffries is an empty suit.

24/8/2025, 3:25:42 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social) reply parent

“Lou Stools? Your table is ready. Lou Stools…”

24/8/2025, 2:18:04 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social) reply parent

Well the new Jurassic with ScarJo was a stinker.

23/8/2025, 5:23:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jake_Vig (@jakevig.bsky.social) reposted

That certain kind of liberal who won't let you blame the Dems for anything. Part of "how we got here."

23/8/2025, 3:49:05 PM | 124 13 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s looking like Gestapo, then…?

22/8/2025, 11:51:52 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social) reply parent

At least groceries are affordable.

22/8/2025, 11:43:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social) reply parent

Pro tip: Don’t marry an attorney.

22/8/2025, 11:41:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social) reply parent

Related: I’m such a predictable moron.

22/8/2025, 11:40:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social) reply parent

I got yer potato…

22/8/2025, 11:37:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social) reply parent

22/8/2025, 11:36:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social) reply parent

“Especially when he spooged on my face while we were on Epstein’s jet.”

22/8/2025, 11:28:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social)

What’s next you commie hippies? Waffle House?! #crackerbarrel #logo

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22/8/2025, 10:50:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social) reply parent

Well, you still got the Waffle House. 🤷‍♂️🥴🤣

22/8/2025, 10:38:50 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brent Terhune (@brentterhune.bsky.social) reposted

Cracker Barrel Logo

21/8/2025, 3:45:27 PM | 1381 341 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social)

“I too am pro dildo throwing (at Trump).” @thegreatbrianlast.bsky.social

22/8/2025, 10:10:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social) reply parent

Fair point.

22/8/2025, 10:02:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pissed Texan. Enough with the bullshit. (@kevinldfw.bsky.social) reposted

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22/8/2025, 8:40:37 AM | 1534 236 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social) reply parent

Well, at least Lauren Boebert will be happy that she no longer will have to give convention handys in the back room.

22/8/2025, 8:41:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dean Obeidallah (@deanobeidallah.bsky.social) reposted

We can now expect Ghislaine Maxwell to be a speaker at the 2028 Republican National Convention.

22/8/2025, 8:38:11 PM | 169 29 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social) reply parent

Unless some outgoing person (Musk, fired JD official, etc.) with access made copies, they went to the shredder and to the Great Bit Bucket in the Sky.

22/8/2025, 8:38:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Adam (@bamadam.bsky.social) reposted

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22/8/2025, 2:42:26 PM | 9380 882 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jake_Vig (@jakevig.bsky.social) reposted

The efforts going into making the United States the shittiest country possible are impressive.

21/8/2025, 9:45:28 PM | 735 115 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social) reply parent

It’ll be overturned by a maga judge.

22/8/2025, 2:35:12 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social) reply parent

Stupid shit.

21/8/2025, 5:58:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Humor For Resistance (@funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social) reposted

When people ask the question, ‘Can he really be that stupid?’ they already know the answer is ‘yes.’

21/8/2025, 2:27:33 PM | 307 38 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social) reply parent

So Great Value tomato soup and ground red pepper?

21/8/2025, 4:38:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social) reply parent

The Dr. James Dobson Family Institute announced his death on Thursday, saying he died “following a brief illness.” 🤷‍♂️

21/8/2025, 4:36:35 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) reposted

Ossoff: "Democrats need to strike back. We have no time or luxury for high-minded hesitation, because Trump and MAGA are going to do everything within their power to hold on and to lock in one party rule in America. That's the reality that we face."

20/8/2025, 11:49:26 PM | 4872 1366 | View on Bluesky | view

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21/8/2025, 1:45:49 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social) reply parent

Poop on the floor by the door. Show them who’s boss by asserting your dominance!

21/8/2025, 12:43:07 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social) reply parent

I wonder if the CyberTruck AI would scream in panic when the car catches fire?

21/8/2025, 12:40:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social) reply parent

I dated a Labubu. Wait, what?

21/8/2025, 12:11:35 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social) reply parent

www.wsbtv.com/news/local/r...

21/8/2025, 12:09:52 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social) reply parent

Are they radioactive like the shrimp?

21/8/2025, 12:08:16 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social) reply parent

BC they’re dumb?

20/8/2025, 11:49:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social) reply parent

Vance is a couch-humping nimrod. Ukraine gained its independence from the Soviet Union on August 24, 1991, following a referendum where over 90% of voters supported the Act of Declaration of Independence. This event marked a formal recognition by Russia and other countries of Ukraine's sovereignty.

20/8/2025, 11:19:21 PM | 14 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social) reply parent

Don’t worry, SCOTUS will overturn it.

20/8/2025, 11:12:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social)

Good.

20/8/2025, 6:34:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social) reply parent

I thought that this was the international sign for Trump?

20/8/2025, 1:46:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social)

NBCUniversal stuck the landing on vetting the web domain before changing to #MSNOW. 🤣 “msnow.com – Motorized Snow vehicles (SnowMobile)” in English and includes a vague explanation for what snowmobiles are in Korean. They got the “News Opinion” part right. gizmodo.com/msnbc-rebran...

20/8/2025, 1:40:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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20/8/2025, 1:29:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social) reply parent

$14 “value meals.” Yay, fast food!

20/8/2025, 1:28:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social) reply parent

Imagine if we had a President who could understand 1/4 of this article. Or a majority of voters. Waste of text. 🙄

20/8/2025, 1:27:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social) reply parent

Held where? At a 3-Mile Island storage shed?!

19/8/2025, 7:05:36 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social) reply parent

Mmmmm… nuclear shrimp.

19/8/2025, 7:01:51 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social) reply parent

They can’t hear with those masks on. Actually, what they are saying is “F*ck you.”

19/8/2025, 6:56:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social) reply parent

The rectal flu shot is proven to be 40% more effective. Big Pharma does not promote it so you’ll have to ask the nice receptionist about it.

19/8/2025, 6:53:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social) reply parent

Remember when an affair would end a political career? Ah, the good ol’ days!

19/8/2025, 6:45:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social) reply parent

I’d celebrate but also realize that the wheels are off and there’s 20 more assholes just waiting to take his place.

19/8/2025, 6:44:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bob-a-lob (@bob-a-lob.bsky.social) reply parent

The good ol’ days. I miss the days when they at least had to put effort into their crimming.

19/8/2025, 6:35:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Travis (@coloradotravis.bsky.social) reposted

Remember when getting caught doing something immoral or illegal would end a politician’s career? That was awesome.

19/8/2025, 2:44:06 AM | 13430 2587 | View on Bluesky | view