Oh my yes, so did I!
Oh my yes, so did I!
With flappy ears, I hope.
Guiliani Pt II, can't wait!
Let him suffer. Death is too good for him.
Charlamagne party at Lara's place, you bring the covfefe, I've got Doritos.
Why is there a sign on the cart that says "BANANAS"? We can see there are bananas there, cart, duh. If the furious drunk driving bananas cart is singing the banana song and mowing down shoppers, though...
Prophecy foreshadowing: Prophecy foreshadowing usually incorporates an unclear declaration about the future that only makes sense in retrospect. This form of foreshadowing often includes a comment or claim that doesn’t sound like a prophecy at the time but turns out to be with hindsight.
Fallacy foreshadowing: Fallacy foreshadowing is a technique used by writers to suggest to their reader that their story will go in a particular direction when it eventually goes in a different direction entirely. Fallacy foreshadowing is often understood as a "red herring"
Overt Foreshadowing: Overt foreshadowing is a good tool to build suspense, although it should be used sparingly. It openly hints at an impending trial or problem, casting a clear shadow before the event and baiting readers with just enough information to keep them devouring the story.
It's time for poetry
Are we really going to drown in six inches of water? The central far right claim - that our problems are caused not by those with power and wealth but by utterly powerless people (asylum seekers etc) - is obviously and pathetically wrong. Yet millions, once more, are floundering in that puddle.
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It’s astonishing how much evil we can do to each other
The worm is coming out of his mouth! RUN!!!!
AMERICA: “It’s a mental health issue.” REST OF THE WORLD: “We have those. But don’t have mass shootings.” AMERICA: “It’s video games.” WORLD: “We have those too. But don’t have mass shootings.” AMERICA B: “It’s cause they took Jesus out of the classroom.” WORLD: “God, you’re stupid.”
NEW: Only those who are authorized and accountable to their voters should have access to voting systems, even if the request for access comes directly from the White House. Right now, state and local officials are the ones pushing back as these bounds continue to be tested, Pamela Smith writes.
That list comprises a large part of the US public just with obesity.
my son is texting photos from the supreme court gift shop
Welcome to Muskville, where America goes to dream. Attractions and distractions for the whole family! Freedom Parade at 6pm every day on Elon Avenue in Robotland, followed by the Exploding Rockets fireworks display at Mars Park. Don't miss it if you can!
That house is vintage 1990, a great year for housing. The lumber was especially good that year. The house won several housing awards.
F*cking Florida is what I call, and I live here.
"The Manson Family Killing of Sharon Tate Shows And Uneasy Mix of Murder and Film Criticism."
One for the ages...
Did you hear about the guy who gave the finger so much during his NJ-NYC car commute that his hand froze in that position? The worst case of carpool tunnel syndrome I've ever seen.
"The mites go up and the tites go down" is what I was taught.
It literally is sawdust; modified cellulose is added to a lot of processed food. Sawdust is cheap.
No, really?
The cows strike back!
There's always that other hell, Hades. They have a special on right now, double pitchforking plus extra lava on the floors. It will end soon, so go now, bigots.
If it looks like Java, but it's not, it's Jiffon, the magic scripting language that does everything Java can. No, wait, that's Margarine, the mediocre scripting language that almost works.
I ate a bunch of them today. I was hoping to turn into The Prawn and defeat evil with with my shrimp-ray vision, but alas, I just got really sleepy and took a nap.
I wonder why Vladimir Putin spends so much time and money trying to undermine the United States when Republicans will do it for free.
COVID is just the mustard on the shit sandwich; half the world was already insane and always has been. We just notice it more in the social media age.
Pepperidge Ranch remembers...
Well, you'd have kill snails before you eat them (hopefully), and what better implement than a snail skewer is there for offing snails? This snail marginalia stuff is medieval yearning for a plateful of escargot. This is my theory and I'm sticking to it, like a barbed lance in a giant snail.
💯 #AGoodPlace
Many years ago I played Geoffrey in a community theater production. Everyone said I was perfect for the part. :)
He'll meet with Xi soon and say he's in favor of Taiwan ceding itself to China and forget all about Ukraine, and then tell Gavin Newsome he'll give California back to Mexico, and then...
Soon...
The stupid hangs heavy in the air as the psychopaths roam the Everglades, destroying all they touch.
They otter know better than to do that.
All anyone needs to know is I'm American.
Everybody needs three mandibles to go with their nasal bone, apparently.
Banana assaults are up nation-wide! Banana wielding maniacs are stabbing everyone in sight in DC, I hear.
I hear the Borg Collective will be recruiting Assimilation Technicians. It would be impossible for a newly minted college graduate to resist that offer, I'm sure!
I threw the sandwich But I did not throw no side of fries
A fable for our times.
Never trust a superpower.
"BREAKING NEWS: TIny Rock Falls From Sky, Claims To Be Older Than Dirt. Dirt Says Nuh-Uh"
Relatable everyman Andrew Cuomo and his dog spa
There's a billion things wrong here, but one of them is that Andrew Cuomo is so rich he thinks unhoused people can afford a $2300 a month apartment
"Pursuing Pierogis - The Alan Dershowitz Story" ... hmmm.
So the things that stick in our minds are the things that stick out in sticky situations?
"Bloat like a butter pie, stink like a bean" - Andrew Cuomo
Never grow up! #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected...
Yet another helpful explainer to counter the ignorant disinformation spouted by the unqualified extremist who is currently destroying the HHS
Sections 9 and 10 of Article 1 of the US Constitution are missing from the United States official website. Article 9 says Habeas Corpus (prohibiting government abductions) can’t be suspended, and prohibits emoluments (bribes). constitution.congress.gov/constitution...
Now this is a master class 🔥
People want health care, food, housing, and good jobs. They also want their flights to take off and land safely — and to not be nickel and dimed by airlines. Priorities.
Up On The Roof 🎶When my poll numbers start getting me down And reality is just too much for me to face I'm pulled right up to the top of the stairs To get away from my splintering base On the roof, it's peaceful as can be And there, mean facts below can't bother me🎶 (Apologies to Gerry Goffin)
You are doing the correct thing.
gotta power those "alien" spacecraft somehow, right? Donnie needs a UFO report ASAP.
almost?!?
Inner Hive member Brien Marshall sent me this 1974 Peanuts comic, for some reason. #Qnuts
Wait until Trump hears they didn’t obey. I think we should take this a step further and tell him Americans have decided to rename the museum the “Jack Smithsonian.” 😉 www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
A recent comic reflecting thoughts I've been having lately about out-of-control data harvesting and a growing surveillance state.
My cartoon for this weekend’s @theguardian.com books.
Been there, done that, wife laughed.
"Let them eat cake somewhere else. Peasants."
"Grok smart! Grok live everywhere! Grok not die because of puny human lives!" - Elon Musk from a bunker on Mars
Riffing on horror movies you've seen and Stephen King novels you've read, probably.
I don't think we spend enough time being grateful that hummingbirds didn't evolve to drink blood.
Storing heavy things over your glass top stove is funnier, topped only by having a microwave up there.
He is obviously one of the lizard people that live inside the Earth and pop out occasionally through a hole at the north pole wearing a lame human disguise to devour real humans and then lie about it.
It's like they aren't even trying anymore. Sad...
Please keep him there. We will provide diapers.
The United States is now so dysfunctional that it has a GoFundMe to wring more cash out of the working class because it refuses to fairly tax billionaires.
Edwin J. Feulner, Jr. August 12, 1941 – July 18, 2025 The virulently anti-LGBTQ Feulner co-founded The Heritage Foundation, which was behind Project 2025 (now D/B/A “The Trump Administration).
Good bit.
Another 15 minutes of fame for you! "Stink Supplier to the Stars"
I was just about to post this :)
The patron saint of profit is Saint Homobonus. I'm not making this up. I will not be commenting on this further.
Still get a little jolt of excitement to see someone like @davidbrin.bsky.social comment on something I've written. He's also correct. www.techdirt.com/2025/07/17/f...
I know how this ends. Do you? Are going to not see it? My latest is an angry screed at the hate that goes into masked men taking immigrants from their hearings to meet their evil quotas. Please share. open.substack.com/pub/fpwellma...
Nope, not a pulse in sight.
Keep this in mind if Pamela Jo Bondi releases any documents about Epstein.
"I never wrote a picture in my life."
Report Mike Fox engaged to congressperson, has access to henhouse. Film at 11
I almost walked headfirst into Arnold Swartzenegger as he was entering a hotel in Hawaii. He just chuckled.
"Grok not like Coldplay!" - Elon Musk
Props for the name :)
In the late 50s and early 60s we were scavenging used hypodermics from medical clinic garbage cans, filling them with lighter fluid and shooting it through cigarette lighters. Things have changed muchly since then, but some things never change, I guess.
A friend has recently traveled to Canada to visit friends (she has dual citizenship and both passports) and is worried about being detained crossing back into the US. She is 76, born in Canada, lived in the US since she was 8, and the concern is real, and valid. Welcome to Soviet America, tovarisch
It's a seamly thing to do?
As others in this thread have said, it's something you would see in Alzheimer's patients.
