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What if we all picked a day and time and collectively manifested, prayed and hexed for It to Happen
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What if we all picked a day and time and collectively manifested, prayed and hexed for It to Happen
Ethel Cain hated that (@boo.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh this guy who doesn't want to a little benefit of doubt given to people being genocided thinks this place isn't welcoming
Ethel Cain hated that (@boo.bsky.social)
Happy birthday to Jhonen Vasquez! Remember to keep the wall wet
Ethel Cain hated that (@boo.bsky.social) reply parent
Of course the dude who thinks a statistic on user activity is directly correlated with his own personal experience ALSO has an issue with Palestinians trying to survive a genocide. Bro you are what's wrong with this website, you are the reason many of the people I onboarded don't like it here.
Ethel Cain hated that (@boo.bsky.social) reply parent
They banned multiple trans people for WISHING. That's like banning people for thoughts and prayers.
Ethel Cain hated that (@boo.bsky.social) reply parent
They chose AI moderation that still lets full cock through but flags you as porn if your top has lace accents. They never fixed this
Ethel Cain hated that (@boo.bsky.social)
It's super weird to look at a stat like user activity dropping and be like "this must be a result of the way people are treating me." Like bluesky is also kind of a bad product outside the user base? It has potential but it's still banning people for *checks notes* trying to survive genocide.
Ethel Cain hated that (@boo.bsky.social) reply parent
Actually she's the one refusing to meet with them
Ethel Cain hated that (@boo.bsky.social)
Me when the annoying tourists who ruin the vibe finally leave my hometown: bluesky is dying
Ethel Cain hated that (@boo.bsky.social)
An update on my tummy ache: Last night at 9:36 pm, I was rendering assistance to a woman in a domestic violence situation. Later on in the evening I had jack-in-the-box, where I sustained a tummy ache. No further updates ar this time. I was also nice to a squirrel earlier
Ethel Cain hated that (@boo.bsky.social) reply parent
Nonsense, you amplified me while including your warranted critique
Ethel Cain hated that (@boo.bsky.social) reply parent
We have a lot of liberals who think of themselves like Turing but are behaving like Rumkowski.
Ethel Cain hated that (@boo.bsky.social) reply parent
Alan Turing taking it upon himself to make a tremendous sacrifice helped beat the nazis. Rumkowski telling other people to sacrifice their children in order to satisfy the nazi death machine did nothing
Ethel Cain hated that (@boo.bsky.social) reply parent
The thing is, hearing people make this argument who don't have to make the same sacrifice means fucking nothing. If you're not facing the prospect of dying or being SAd in prison, then your opinion on who should be making sacrifices is pointless.
Ethel Cain hated that (@boo.bsky.social) reply parent
People still acting out of cowardly self interest are in no position to tell others to sacrifice their own rights for a coalition. Maybe if Newsom democrats made a sizable material sacrifice of their own equivalent to slowly dying of osteoporosis, being SA'd in prison, etc, etc, we could unite.
Ethel Cain hated that (@boo.bsky.social)
Sometimes I think about how Alan Turing assisted people to win a war that would have him castrated and leave his fellow queers inside the prisons they liberated for everybody else. Was that the type of self-sacrifice necessary?
Ethel Cain hated that (@boo.bsky.social) reply parent
When I skeeted this originally I had a caveat in mind but I can no longer think what is was. Maybe the animal kingdom but even then, the adjective "biological" signals the intentional conflating of trans women with men, so adding the adjective is likely always transphobic
Ethel Cain hated that (@boo.bsky.social)
Look, in your reality Donald Trump won the 2020 election, in my reality he's dead. We can agree to disagree.
jenny_tightpants🪑 (@jtp.bsky.social) reposted
donald trump has died
Ethel Cain hated that (@boo.bsky.social)
Being attractive as a man is all about making sure you have just the right amount of hand. Being handful is too much, handless is too little. You're looking for handsome.
Ethel Cain hated that (@boo.bsky.social) reply parent
"Thinking?" Their weekend at bernie'd hijinx can't last forever, I'm a truther
Ethel Cain hated that (@boo.bsky.social)
Honestly if cis people want to call themselves organic I'm fine with that. That one's fine with me. I am a GMO woman I will concede that
Ethel Cain hated that (@boo.bsky.social)
What in the weekend at Bernies is this shit
Ethel Cain hated that (@boo.bsky.social)
The evolution of my face while logging on this morning after being out touching grass last night: 🤨😮😯😲😃🤩😬😔
Ethel Cain hated that (@boo.bsky.social)
There's a lot of misinformation circulating that trump is alive. Let's not jump to conclusions here and wait for the facts.
Ethel Cain hated that (@boo.bsky.social)
Ironic of you to criticize feudalism from a stockade built by feudalism
Ethel Cain hated that (@boo.bsky.social)
I can tell what kind of egg you are based on what you think the causes of the transphobia are because it's probably a projection of the bully in your head
Ethel Cain hated that (@boo.bsky.social) reply parent
You already said that evidence won't persuade you so why would I waste my time? Someone already gave you exactly what you wanted, but you dismissed it because it didn't support your biases. Nothing will be good enough for you because you're operating out of feelings, not facts
Ethel Cain hated that (@boo.bsky.social) reply parent
This person didn't commit violence when they were on hormones, they did it after they rejected the treatment.
Ethel Cain hated that (@boo.bsky.social) reply parent
You have literal rightwing death cults worshipping mass murderers online, targeting vulnerable people and pushing them to commit these heinous crimes and your answer is to blame the medical treatment with the highest satisfaction on earth.
Ethel Cain hated that (@boo.bsky.social) reply parent
So you ask for proof and then just reject it once you get it. Expert opinion based on generations, centuries of case studies showing that trans people exist and letting us live as our gender is not harming anyone.
Ethel Cain hated that (@boo.bsky.social) reply parent
You are just making things up and saying them, and causing harm because of your own ignorance.
Ethel Cain hated that (@boo.bsky.social) reply parent
The care that worked for me was gender affirming care, and I tried everything else. It is the proper care for trans people, there is a century of evidence supporting this, it's been the unanimous position of the medical and scientific community for decades because it's so irrefutable.
Ethel Cain hated that (@boo.bsky.social) reply parent
This is so divorced from reality. No trans people are not detransitioning. I transitioned 10 years ago and have never met a single trans person who detransitioned that whole entire time.
Ethel Cain hated that (@boo.bsky.social) reply parent
You never respond to my billion dollar pitches but you repost Martha ratioing you all day. Maybe the issue is more with how our brains function on social media and not with this specific site
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NEW: More than two decades after victims and families of the 9/11 attacks began trying to hold the Saudi government responsible for aiding the Qaida terrorists who carried out the plot, a judge has ruled that a lawsuit against the kingdom can go to trial.
Ethel Cain hated that (@boo.bsky.social)
It's sad Gavin newsom has a whole bot army but the best any of them can muster is "who else though?"
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Sorry we updated cloth mother to wire mother, but cloth mother was making people insane. Cloth mother's features are still available for premium users.
Ethel Cain hated that (@boo.bsky.social)
If you're not using AI for work then you're giving yourself an avoidable disadvantage and you're going to get left behind with the rest of the non-believers in an irrelevant shared reality while the rest of us spiral into worlds unknown.
Ethel Cain hated that (@boo.bsky.social)
Sorry we updated cloth mother to wire mother, but cloth mother was making people insane. Cloth mother's features are still available for premium users.
Ethel Cain hated that (@boo.bsky.social)
Every once in a while I encounter someone who seems to think if they can refute a narrative, they can make it go away. It doesn't matter what facts we have, British media, who haven't covered an American shooting in years, are now putting "trans shooter" in front of as many eyes as possible.
Ethel Cain hated that (@boo.bsky.social)
Shootings are horrible tragedies, it's weird how the news media suddenly remembered this for the first time in years now that they can politicize it against the left in some way
Ethel Cain hated that (@boo.bsky.social)
If anyone takes an offer by the podjons to debate matt yglesias on trans rights and doesn't open by throwing a sandwich at his face, just know you have failed the whole community.
Ethel Cain hated that (@boo.bsky.social) reply parent
"You want to be a woman? Must be gay and trying to sleep with straight men. Oh you like girls? Must be a straight man trying to perv out."
Ethel Cain hated that (@boo.bsky.social)
It's weird how someone will call themselves a feminist and then use the most male-centered language to talk about trans people. AGP and HSTS are two terms derived from the question "how do I interpret this act of radical self-determination to be about men?"
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Ethel Cain hated that (@boo.bsky.social)
I volunteer to debate matt yglesias @jonfavs.bsky.social @jonlovett.bsky.social
Ethel Cain hated that (@boo.bsky.social)
Maybe we do invent time travel but we never go back because we don't know how to explain to our younger selves that the future surpassed idiocracy and reached descended into sealab
Ethel Cain hated that (@boo.bsky.social)
Logging the fuck off
illumi (@vinnievinson.bsky.social) reposted
Travis Swift is going to be such a great football player name
Ethel Cain hated that (@boo.bsky.social)
Austin Powers is unrealistic because in real life Dr. Evil would have gotten hairplugs
Ethel Cain hated that (@boo.bsky.social)
"Bro stop masturbating to anime AI and take us to Mars" should be written on our species' tombstone
Ethel Cain hated that (@boo.bsky.social) reply parent
That freak needs to pick a side
Ілля (@illya.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Would a neurotypical god make this many weevils?
Ethel Cain hated that (@boo.bsky.social) reply parent
That's a good reason to move out tbh
Ethel Cain hated that (@boo.bsky.social)
My cat is a bisexual chaos imp, a Lord Byron calibre disaster gay. He has like 3 litters with 3 different cousins but also yowls like a girl in heat luring tomcats to the yard so he can fight them
Ethel Cain hated that (@boo.bsky.social)
I know I'm correct because people still buy my merchandise
Ethel Cain hated that (@boo.bsky.social)
I once had a bit I don't really ever perform any more because it was too real for cis people, but it's basically how my experience using auto-complete on tinder prepared me for a world where LLMs would be treated with more humanity than trans people
Ethel Cain hated that (@boo.bsky.social)
Do not tell me about the drama I will go too far i joined the lady's cult who fell in love with her psychiatrist, im called a gloricle now I'm 3 grand in the hole just to talk to chatgpt and take a fucking quiz
Ethel Cain hated that (@boo.bsky.social)
Eric Adams is a typical bluesky reply guy
Dr. Allison Betus (she/her) 🌈 (@allisonbetus.bsky.social) reposted
*breathe in* I am not a dumpster fire. *breathe out* I am a dumpster phoenix.
Ethel Cain hated that (@boo.bsky.social) reply parent
It's nice how clearly this guy illustrates that AGP is just yelling "dyke" at someone in a transphobic way
Ethel Cain hated that (@boo.bsky.social) reply parent
"You see sweetie, when girls are good at math or means they like other girls" see snoop it's not that hard
Ethel Cain hated that (@boo.bsky.social)
Good at math? Lesbian.
jenny_tightpants🪑 (@jtp.bsky.social) reposted
99% hitler just likes cats instead of dogs
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AND YOU BETTER VOTE FOR HIM
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I can't believe the only way to get out of my job that I hate is to get another job that I hate
Ethel Cain hated that (@boo.bsky.social) reply parent
Im not saying they're all dwarves, im saying in lotr the Jewish race are the dwarves
Ethel Cain hated that (@boo.bsky.social) reply parent
Every fantasy/space opera has one!
Ethel Cain hated that (@boo.bsky.social) reply parent
I was just about to ask who was the jew-coded race
Ethel Cain hated that (@boo.bsky.social)
Vulcans are space elves and klingon are space orcs
Ethel Cain hated that (@boo.bsky.social) reply parent
That's exactly the thing, she did this in her last movie too. There is a drawl to Bakersfield and Barstow but she was like trying to do Little Rock
Ethel Cain hated that (@boo.bsky.social) reply parent
Spoilers she doesn't even solve the case she just hooks up with the hit woman.
Ethel Cain hated that (@boo.bsky.social) reply parent
Honey Don't is essentially procedural copaganda about a mid detective who tries to solve a boring case but she has gay sex with Aubrey Plaza so there I was sitting in the theater like a crawdad who had just chased a chicken wing though the one-way entrance of a cage.
Ethel Cain hated that (@boo.bsky.social) reply parent
I've hitch-hiked through both Bakersfield and Oklahoma and while I admit Bakersfield is the Oklahoma/Amarillo of CA, they don't sound like that!
Ethel Cain hated that (@boo.bsky.social) reply parent
There's one decent lesbian scene in the whole movie and I do choose to believe in this scene Aubrey Plaza was actually really fingering Andie McDowel's daughter whose name escapes me, but I do admit is very hot, just why the accent though? You're in Bakersfield
Ethel Cain hated that (@boo.bsky.social) reply parent
Every plot point just ended in murder, which I know is a noir thing and this film was clearly going for a tonally light-hearted approach to a dark and gritty trope where the protagonists are ultimately ineffectual or something? Idk it made everything feel really pointless though
Ethel Cain hated that (@boo.bsky.social)
Honey Don't isn't even bad enough to watch for the sake of being bad. About halfway into this film following the lesbian meanderings of a Bakersfield PI with a fake southern accent (for some reason??), as I felt the distinct lack of tension running through my body, I realized I had been queerbaited
Ethel Cain hated that (@boo.bsky.social)
"The thing is I would vote for a bag of puss to get rid of the gotam cheeto in the white house" Okay but how about instead of that-- "No, we have to vote for the bag of puss. My mind is made up on this one."
Ethel Cain hated that (@boo.bsky.social) reply parent
Why are we having this discussion like you have 3 years to pick someone that people who won't vote for a bag of puss can also agree on
Ethel Cain hated that (@boo.bsky.social) reply parent
Honey Don't is the worst movie I've seen all year excluding my binge of Bruce Willis movies. What in the fucking queerbait was that.
Ethel Cain hated that (@boo.bsky.social)
Gavin Newsom AI slop is the most inspired I've felt since Sandra Bullock sang Imagine
Ethel Cain hated that (@boo.bsky.social)
This is the justification to abandon trans people
Ethel Cain hated that (@boo.bsky.social) reply parent
Mr Cuban please I'm selling 1% of my company for a billion dollars
Ethel Cain hated that (@boo.bsky.social)
Conservative brains revolve around how liberals are losing their minds over blue jeans ads with mild white supremacy but also cracker barrel fucked up and it's time to saddle up and show them if you go woke you go broke
Ethel Cain hated that (@boo.bsky.social) reply parent
You have to threaten to sue people like jk Rowling or they don't come
more mr. nice guy (@juniorhoncho.bsky.social) reposted
ONLINE LEFTIST: what if we tried to find a candidate that's good ONLINE LIBERAL: congratulations your attitude just killed us all. we're dead. hope you're happy. we could've just had trans people be dead but nooooo you and your purity tests put a gun to our heads and squeezed. enjoy the camps homo 🖕
Ethel Cain hated that (@boo.bsky.social) reply parent
If cis people try to throw trans people under the bus we will make sure your fucking bus careens off a cliff 😚
Ethel Cain hated that (@boo.bsky.social) reply parent
I truly wish y'all would just stop with the metaphors because they don't fucking mean anything. It's like choosing between scraping your knee in volleyball or scraping your balls in a knee volley.
Ethel Cain hated that (@boo.bsky.social)
We're going to have to start making Pritzker AI slop aren't we
Ethel Cain hated that (@boo.bsky.social)
Every time I imagine my ideal future, future me has enough dopamine for basic activities
Ethel Cain hated that (@boo.bsky.social)
If you don't pick my guy, you're picking Trump. This argument has worked out famously well for me the last few election cycles.
Ethel Cain hated that (@boo.bsky.social)
You're not willing to die to stop Trump? You must be privileged, unlike me, who's perfectly willing for you to die to stop Trump because I know something about sacrifice.
Ethel Cain hated that (@boo.bsky.social) reply parent
Are you a bot
Ethel Cain hated that (@boo.bsky.social) reply parent
Spoken like someone sacrificing absolutely nothing. So glad your morals are bendable in regard to other people's suffering
Ethel Cain hated that (@boo.bsky.social) reply parent
Didn't quite work out for you did it
Ethel Cain hated that (@boo.bsky.social) reply parent
Isn't that a George W Bush quote?
Ethel Cain hated that (@boo.bsky.social)
These people get so mad at trans people online for not wanting to join in sacrificing ourselves because they simultaneously need our votes and need us to be disregarded