Did anyone ask for this?
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Did anyone ask for this?
Get some yard waste bags ready.
Until Newt, lol.
So, another Bill Clinton.
Jordan and Jordon approve.
Lookin' is free but touchin's gonna cost you something...
Best country to get a colonoscopy in? May as well make a trip out of it.
I hope the entire room was chanting, "Clanker go home" while they packed his shit up and walked him out.
The man who lives in the White House has 34 felony convictions and has never seen the inside of a prison cell.
Especially Amendment #2. Still waiting on those folks....
Can we just have a camera on Hillary 24/7. I can't even imagine the epicness of that cackle when she hears the news.
Phyllis
I called it. Project Blue Beam is on.
They all want the same things Trump does but don't want their names (literally) attached to it. Legislation = paper trail and accountability.
Most of my CD collection is in my minivan which somehow still came with a CD player even though it's a 2017 model.
We are being held hostage by a psychopathic minority who managed to lie, steal, and cheat their way into power.
We really needed him to add The Anarchist's Cookbook to that Summer reading list.
He died and they're going to launch Project Blue Beam for his "resurrection".
Dem leaders after reading that headline:
Zuck will just pay the Asshole Tax and keep counting his money.
Bleeding heart liberal with 4 kids who easily cancel out at least 20 conservative raised kids.
Thank god that they make the key fobs so large that you end up carrying your keys in your hand most of the time instead of keeping them in your pocket. Really helps if you like misplacing your keys often.
Noted fascist, Sammy "There's Only One way to Rock" Hagar.
Did you have to touch dirt because of the news?
I had this hippy daycare teacher who would kick a football barefoot so high it disappeared in the sky.
Trump is trying to nationalize all of our industries, so there's that.
I really hope an acorn doesn't fall.
Exactly. Who tf wants to be sober through this?
I mean, her skirt was on fire.
And here I thought you had to be drunk to believe all that right wing BS.
"After numerous tragedies"..... no, after they got sued and lost.
MAGA is now going to go after Victor for denying God one more dead child to join him in heaven.
Aww, just how God wanted it.
If your entire industry is based off of theft then you deserve to go extinct.
Magary's been through things
HERE WE GOOOO
Can't wait for Simmons to remark that the marinated beef looks "all fucked out".
Should've gone with the Klan hood.
All I see is a torso.
Lots of these folks missing their children's first week of school to mill around and pick up trash for Trump. Maybe it will take a civilian tossing their trash from their car and telling the troops to "clean this up" to finally radicalize them.
In Trump's pockets. That was the whole plan with the COVID vaccine but the pharma companies wouldn't give Trump a cut.
Scratching his head thinking, "Shit, didn't we make you all too stupid to do math?".
You pay John Mayer $$$ and he'll come to your house and sleep with your wife, take your car, and become your kid's new daddy. All in 30 minutes. You now know the blues.
You might want to talk to your doctor.
The SC loves to rule in favor of plaintiffs who just make up shit to be aggreived by.
I'm surprised he didn't add, "My Supreme Court judges told me so.".
Ah, yes, the "Asshole Tax". They already bled those authors dry to get a lead in the AI race. That's all they care about.
They are financially conservative because they have wealth, so the "distracting us from his economic policies" messaging makes sense to them. All the talk about authoritarianism and government takeover is so entirely removed from their existence you may as well say space aliens are going to invade.
It's a shakedown. It always is. If you're a US university who wants to admit Chinese students you have to give Trump a cut of the higher tuition. He's also going to create a special visa that will funnel money to him.
Let me guess, it's 1 mil to Trump per student to get their visas.
Fire Season
Yep... in Denver and had to run back in the house to grab a flannel this morning when I took the kids to school. Hasn't been this cool in months.
Looks like the Under Armour logo which is weird because they are a Nike competitor.
He's going to have MAGA smashing their hands with a hammer to get the "bruised look".
bok bok bok
"Who wants to play 'Find the Quarter' in grandpas pockets!?"
It's cheaper to just go to a taco truck and get actual tacos.
That 10% is taxpayer money, so technically US citizens own 10% of Intel. Are we going to see dividends? Maybe this is like all of the federal income tax rebates we're all due for since the Trump admin has slashed all the bloat.
I still say Newsom should send CA national guard to Johnson's district to save them from the violence.
Pizza like that is wasted on kids.
Instead of reporting on the state of the DJIA every 20 minutes, NPR could do something like this. As a treat.
Surely, all that money from stock buybacks will trickle down as well. Maybe they'll share some with their workers!
Growing up religious and being forced to attend church is right up there. When "God's Love" = feeling guilt and shame over who you are, you end up that way.
I certainly hope they are okay with all those violent criminals running rampant around the city.
Still hasn't learned how to mind his own business. I'll take a break from minding my own business to wonder how many blunts he's sparked up in front of the same kid.
Good thing you mentioned that, Gregg. No one thought of that yet.
"So, we must exterminate his entire bloodline to protect ourselves from their dirty genetics."
Can we get his boss to do the same type of negotiating Hitler did? He can even bring his wife and kids.
Gonna need more than that, Bolton. The way you've been talking this entire time made it seem like you had a smoking gun and not the same opinions about Trump that we all do.
Can they just put Trump in the MLB HOF so he can shut his trap?
How many of these guardsmen and women are leaving their jobs and family behind to just pointlessly mill around and be photo ops for an administration who could care less about them?
Ultimate NFL IQ test is if you're dumb enough to use the same hands you need to catch/intercept the ball to punch another player in his helmet. It's runner up to the same thing but holding lit fireworks. He clearly didn't get the memo that the only reason he was given a shot in the NFL was his dad.
Still can't get Newsom's name out of their mouths.
I ate there once and it was nasty. Dry ass, flavorless, food that somehow was still too salty.
You'd figure his daughter would already have a lot of experience dealing with creepy old men with consent issues.
If a convicted child sex trafficker says it's true I will definitely believe it. How soon before Maxwell is the Virgin Mary to Trump's Jesus for these insane people?
It's a race to the bottom, folks.
If they weren't it's great to know that I could easily just walk away from your average ICE agent.
Would've been better if he was wearing the cape.
All this time Bolton carried on like he had all the cards in his hands. I think these events will show whether or not this was real or if he's just another chickenhawk hack trying to get a new book deal. Either way, it's pretty scary that we're relying on a Bush admin ghoul to do the right thing.
Recession time
Convicted child sex traffickers are always the best judge of character.
Watch the "Bust Out" episode of The Sopranos if you want an idea of how this will end for Intel.
The longer you stay on sites like Twitter the more you give MAGA a pass because "it's just how they are".
MAGA don't need bookshelves for obvious reasons.
Certainly not for a job prospect with the degree you get.
They don't want him to talk.
DO mind your own business. How hard was that?
If Bolton has some actual damaging dirt on Trump, and not just gripes about how dumb he is, now is the time.
No flavor but super salty - that tracks, right?
I am a woke lib globalist and have eaten at Cracker Barrel, once. The food tastes like the people who frequent the place look.
Almost as bad as a short, ugly, bald dude with a shit personality.
Trump wouldn't even plant that on Ivana's grave.
Enjoy Hell.
And it only took 10 years of Trump for Dems to figure out how to fuck with his propaganda and control the narrative.
Even has a halo over his head. Really, one of God's angels.
Says the guy who paved over the White House Rose Garden lawn.
There's a guy who lives at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. who was recently convicted of 30+ felonies. He also associates with known convicted felons. They should start there.
I ate there once and the food was nasty. How can food be both totally flavorless and too salty at the same time?