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Bottlo’dog

@bottlodog.bsky.social

Northumbrian, Toon supporter, Biker, Birder and dog walker. Occasional ‘plank spanker’ and wannabe ageing rock star. Left leaning, life long t*ry hater, can be a bit political

created November 8, 2024

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Profile picture Bottlo’dog (@bottlodog.bsky.social) reply parent

Fuck me! At this rate, by the time deform take over in 2029 the labour party will be so right wing we won’t even notice the change

2/9/2025, 2:59:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How about you just process the claims promptly instead of maintaining a backlog which in turn creates the requirement to accommodate the claimants which in turn gives the flag-shaggers something to shout at!

2/9/2025, 10:15:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bottlo’dog (@bottlodog.bsky.social) reply parent

Yep, that pretty much sums things up! They‘ve had my vote since 1979 bit never again. Things will never change until the donations (bribes) of vested interests are banished from politics

2/9/2025, 10:10:56 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A new breed of rat has been discovered - latin name Rattus Suecus - The Swedish rat

2/9/2025, 9:59:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m prepared to say it outright - isak was and is a bigger CUNT that we could ever have imagined!

2/9/2025, 9:35:27 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yes, Euros

1/9/2025, 1:39:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No heart and no spine - bound to fail

1/9/2025, 11:31:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My absolute favourite Genesis album

1/9/2025, 7:21:07 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’d pay to watch!

31/8/2025, 4:33:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Aye, just heard that yesterday!

31/8/2025, 3:35:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Paul Miller (@paul-miller.bsky.social) reposted

All the Woltemade video you need to watch! We have a new BFG! Big F%king German!

31/8/2025, 9:59:02 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bottlo’dog (@bottlodog.bsky.social) reply parent

Interesting article

30/8/2025, 10:00:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bottlo’dog (@bottlodog.bsky.social) reply parent

That link doesn’t work

30/8/2025, 8:43:02 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Edit:- SHIT!

29/8/2025, 12:30:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bottlo’dog (@bottlodog.bsky.social) reply parent

She is the architect of the shot we have to endure today! I hated her in ‘79, I hated her all through her time in office and I despise her legacy!

29/8/2025, 12:30:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bottlo’dog (@bottlodog.bsky.social) reply parent

Crackin’! Now help me with my Toonali song to therune of volare. Can’t get further than “Too-oo-oonali woah- oh.😂

29/8/2025, 7:41:11 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well a flight from Bremen and one from Strasbourg has

28/8/2025, 8:37:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bottlo’dog (@bottlodog.bsky.social) reply parent

Makes you wonder if weren’t just patsies in most of the other transfer sagas?

28/8/2025, 6:56:08 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That is the old country name for a wren. Look very similar to your house wren

28/8/2025, 6:29:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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😂😂😂

28/8/2025, 6:28:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Works for me!

28/8/2025, 6:22:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRnm...

28/8/2025, 6:21:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Banana splits - kids programme from years back

28/8/2025, 6:20:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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😱

28/8/2025, 5:08:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bottlo’dog (@bottlodog.bsky.social) reply parent

I’ve had a wren ( troglodytes troglodytes ) nest in a gap in my shed roof for the past 3 years. Love having these little birds around. Their nests are works of art.

28/8/2025, 1:09:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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But they’re not interested in facts!!

28/8/2025, 11:04:49 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A good dose of schadenfreude doesn’t half help to overcome your own disappointments, especially when the club steward id a rabid manure fan😂😂😂😂

28/8/2025, 10:13:21 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Prophetic

27/8/2025, 7:52:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jeez that head is a bit much!

27/8/2025, 7:10:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sounds perfect!

27/8/2025, 2:50:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bottlo’dog (@bottlodog.bsky.social) reply parent

Let him ruin his own career.

27/8/2025, 12:37:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bottlo’dog (@bottlodog.bsky.social) reply parent

Of course it’s not achievable but what should be being shouted from the rooftops is they are proposing answers for a situation THEY created. They created it for this exact reason - make it the No1 topic and get elected to power on a single issue. Then implement their version of project 2025!

27/8/2025, 12:35:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Merry Christmas, as in the other place. (@hellobluesky5694.bsky.social) reposted

Borrowed it. MartinTaudio 'Not mine but, well, it’s funny #Farage #Fascist #Dogshit

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27/8/2025, 7:59:13 AM | 4 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bottlo’dog (@bottlodog.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh…. and why is this frog-faced cnut being allowed to set the agenda??

27/8/2025, 8:44:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Where does the figure of 600k come from when the HoC library shows that up to June ‘24 the actual caseload was 224700 ( approx 88k new claims, 138k awaiting action after initial refusal )?

27/8/2025, 8:43:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Amen to that!

26/8/2025, 8:38:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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😂😂

26/8/2025, 4:59:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Got married at the Lord Crewe. 25 years ago. I missed out on tickets too!!

25/8/2025, 4:23:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No noticeable in Northumberland. Local burns are drier than usual but the trees seem unaffected

24/8/2025, 7:28:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Whose baaaaaaaall?

24/8/2025, 6:46:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Absolute cnut

24/8/2025, 5:36:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Then I scroll down and find this!

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24/8/2025, 4:33:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I love this! On FB reminiscing about the ‘82 Monsters of Rock @ Donnington

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24/8/2025, 4:32:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bottlo’dog (@bottlodog.bsky.social) reply parent

Midlands accent actually, but I get what you’re saying. It’s this blind acceptance of lies and utter bullshit that is going to give us our very own fascist government in 2029.

24/8/2025, 7:05:31 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The only hope is to change the electoral system

22/8/2025, 6:52:17 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bottlo’dog (@bottlodog.bsky.social) reply parent

What was ‘agreed’ is what is contained in the 6 year contract he willingly signed! That contract contains no release clause. Whose fault is that?

20/8/2025, 11:33:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bottlo’dog (@bottlodog.bsky.social) reply parent

He signed a 6 year contract - that supersedes and verbal promises which may or may not have been made. He said / they said - that’s what it boils down to. Me? I’m with the club. He’s been manipulated by his dodgy agent who’s promised him the earth and it’s blown up in his face

19/8/2025, 7:59:58 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mandarin incubating in a tawny owl nest box in Dipton woods

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19/8/2025, 7:18:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The truth is never enough to eradicate the shitstorm of lies but we must keep trying

19/8/2025, 11:01:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He only came on in the 90th minute

19/8/2025, 7:05:26 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And Sesko? 🤞

17/8/2025, 7:08:36 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It was the pointed nose that initially caught my eye….and the tail

17/8/2025, 4:25:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1974 Carlisle Utd briefly top of div 1

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16/8/2025, 7:14:51 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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😂😂😂

15/8/2025, 5:08:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bottlo’dog (@bottlodog.bsky.social) reply parent

Noticed that 😂

15/8/2025, 5:07:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m sure the photo at the end of the article is a brown rat and not a water vole (Although it’s not claiming to be)

15/8/2025, 7:55:04 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bottlo’dog (@bottlodog.bsky.social) reply parent

I spend most of my dog walks picking up crap that has been launched from passing cars!

14/8/2025, 1:17:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

14/8/2025, 7:56:28 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Been to Dublin three times in the last year. Never felt in any danger - felt it wasa friendly welcoming place

13/8/2025, 4:59:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bottlo’dog (@bottlodog.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s the platform they’re going to get elected on in 2029. The fascists, rascists and the intellectually challenged have already bought into it. What is more worrying is that I can see it taking root amongst the rest of the population. No-one is challenging it!

13/8/2025, 4:03:29 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bottlo’dog (@bottlodog.bsky.social) reply parent

Totally agree

12/8/2025, 3:18:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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😂😂😂

12/8/2025, 3:17:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I want have to listen to the media crowing about them ‘having got their man’ then having to hear, endlessly about how much better it is at l*verpool! We’ve got money to spend anyway and can’t get any fucker to take it. Tell his agent he can go to anywhere except a PL club.

12/8/2025, 11:30:50 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bottlo’dog (@bottlodog.bsky.social) reply parent

Ii get what you are saying and I agree the he should only be allowed to go abroad. We cannot and must not be bullied into allowing him to another PL club. I am sick of the parasitic cartel clubs whose scouting plan is to allow other clubs to identify and improve player and then lure them away.

12/8/2025, 11:16:39 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👆

12/8/2025, 8:12:28 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bottlo’dog (@bottlodog.bsky.social) reply parent

He can rot for all I care. A case of his agent/bin dippers trying to keep the transfer alive. We cannot be bullied over this. The c*nt needs to be taught a fucking lesson.

12/8/2025, 8:11:24 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Beautifully put!

10/8/2025, 5:55:43 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bottlo’dog (@bottlodog.bsky.social) reply parent

You’re a county councillor you soft cunt!! How are you going to lower energy bills? The stated aim of your fascist party is to resist green ( cheaper ) energy and promote reliance on oil and gas ( more expensive ) energy! You’re 90% funded by the oil industry

10/8/2025, 2:25:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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😂😂😂

10/8/2025, 2:14:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I saw a woodcock do a circuit of the pitch at an evening game at StJames’s a few years back

10/8/2025, 11:59:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is that a dig at me ?

9/8/2025, 9:05:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hissy fit -😂😂😂😂

9/8/2025, 9:03:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Massively impressed with him today

9/8/2025, 9:00:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Man! He can fuckin’ rot!

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9/8/2025, 8:59:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bottlo’dog (@bottlodog.bsky.social) reply parent

To be fair it was slightly worse than that! Exacerbated by a bunch of wankers who turned up in front of us in L7, in the 2nd half, who had obviously got free tickets from somewhere and just sat taking the piss!

9/8/2025, 7:39:49 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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What I came here to say!

9/8/2025, 7:37:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I see what you did there!

9/8/2025, 7:36:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

9/8/2025, 7:32:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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All day, every day

9/8/2025, 7:19:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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to lure players away possibly through dodgy tactics - ‘tapping up - Isak has burned his boats and needs to be taught a lesson. If you’re disillusioned there are ways to go about expressing your dissatisfaction. Although I suspect he was told early on that he wasn’t leaving

9/8/2025, 11:19:23 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bottlo’dog (@bottlodog.bsky.social) reply parent

The money is irrelevant at this stage in the window. In any case we’ve had money to spend and no-one to spend it on! I’m happy to see the club take strong stance against parasitic clubs who wait for other teams to invest in and prove players in the PL only for them to use their financial dominance 👆

9/8/2025, 11:16:02 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He can be as fucking furious as he likes! Demonstrate that we will not be bullied

9/8/2025, 10:34:01 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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😂😂 planning

8/8/2025, 9:22:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dress rehearsals should never, ever go well!

8/8/2025, 9:03:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Isak has to take some of the blame. You watch from the outside and ask “ why is their best player so pissed off, he wants to leave “?

7/8/2025, 8:15:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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5 now!

7/8/2025, 7:18:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Panic stations as we’re down to 6 keepers!

7/8/2025, 12:19:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bugger beat me to it!!

6/8/2025, 8:19:09 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nice of him to reveal himself so we can block him

5/8/2025, 9:41:47 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And the chances of it happening are……..?

5/8/2025, 7:29:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bottlo’dog (@bottlodog.bsky.social) reply parent

Money has destroyed any semblance to democracy. You spend money, you expect something in return. Why politicians/political parties are allowed to accept bribes/donations is entirely beyond me. Political parties should have the same amount from central govt and all other donations should be banned

4/8/2025, 4:51:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’ve begun seeing them in the Tyne valley, where I live. There are colonies of them in and around Newcastle city centre but they are now spreading outwards. I’ve put up 15 little owl boxes which are a perfect size for nesting parakeets! So I may be inadvertently helping the spread

4/8/2025, 8:19:01 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bottlo’dog (@bottlodog.bsky.social) reply parent

Yep, me too, and similar from the BBC

3/8/2025, 9:24:43 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s a crying shame. I’ve always had a soft spot for Wednesday and their fans ever since a mad FA cup weekend in London when we joined forces for protection from marauding fans of what seemed to be every london club, out to do Northerners.

3/8/2025, 9:22:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I was never confident anyway but it still feels like a kick in the gut. The cartel have successfully turned us into the club that no-one seems to want to join

30/7/2025, 3:22:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He has absolutely no concept of what a cunt he’s making of himself!

29/7/2025, 2:23:05 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Eloquentley put!

26/7/2025, 9:10:01 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Or a we being used by agents as a way of creating a bidding war for their clients. Have players been advised that “ if we string Newcastle along for long enough then chelsea/liverpool/man city/arsenal/man u will be in for you”

25/7/2025, 10:18:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I hate to stray into the realms of conspiracy theories but seeing as we’ve been successful in spite of PSR & APT regs and there being a very real danger we would improve after this window, has there been a co-ordinated effort to hi-jack every transfer deal we’re involved in?

25/7/2025, 10:14:50 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bottlo’dog (@bottlodog.bsky.social) reply parent

Ah but especially those that predate red grouse chicks . Merlins on the other hand, they love them according to some posts I’ve seen. Then again they don’t predate red grouse chicks

25/7/2025, 6:16:14 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view