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@boyishman.bsky.social

Trying to find my way out of the cloud of my own bullshit. Semi-serious masters MTB endurance and gravel racer

created July 4, 2023

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I've spent enough time online reading what cyclists say to put the blame for the few bad things on consumers and the cycling media. Manufacturers are chasing demand. High-end buyers want things that look cool, and mid-range buyers want what the high-end has.

4/9/2025, 3:51:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I ran tubeless over 20 years ago

4/9/2025, 3:13:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A tale as old as time itself: The edible was stronger than they thought.

4/9/2025, 3:12:27 AM | 24 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We can only hope that multiple levels of the military chain of command didn't just decide to do some crimes for The Donald, putting each and every one of them in jeopardy of future prosecution. If not, that's really bad and basically a problem that could jeopardize each and every one of us.

4/9/2025, 3:03:06 AM | 86 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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There's no upside

4/9/2025, 2:31:07 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We could deliver them to Venezuela

4/9/2025, 2:15:53 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Don't ignore the numerous toadies all the way down the chain of command that decided to go along, keep their heads down, and commit a crime.

4/9/2025, 1:58:31 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Them especially, they should know better.

4/9/2025, 1:35:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I've been on drug intradiciction missions, there are absolutely no adults in the room right now. The Rules have been suspended.

4/9/2025, 1:27:14 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yes, there's supposed to be Rules of Engagement hammered out with military lawyers that are again supposed to be briefed before any activity begins.

4/9/2025, 1:18:40 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Also on IPT to protect the other riders.

3/9/2025, 10:25:19 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You'd just make excuses for them too. Gotta start somewhere...

3/9/2025, 10:22:12 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Only being 7% down" so far

3/9/2025, 9:11:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Still looking for a parody Isreal-Genocide Tech jersey ...and also a DicPic jersey, but we need to keep our priorities straight.

3/9/2025, 9:00:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I agree, no more sportswashing. Make them rename the team.

3/9/2025, 7:59:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Which is ironic after starting it on the wrong side

3/9/2025, 7:50:30 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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USAC coming out with anti-trans policies only intensifies my wondering why it's important that cycling events be USAC sanctioned.

3/9/2025, 7:26:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trying to ride a tandem from the stoker seat says quite a bit about the actual problem.

3/9/2025, 6:49:26 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Brake line olives aren't necessarily one-time use items...kind of like quick links but less so because you'll know the olive is bad when the nut bottoms out.

3/9/2025, 5:15:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The ends of the fittings are probably too big to fit through the holes in bars/frames/stems.

3/9/2025, 5:13:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I make a point of trying to give ride (run?) ons to the joggers, but I need to start giving them to the people soldiering along at >2w/kg.

3/9/2025, 2:30:49 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The number of sub-130lb men on Zwift is quite impressive.

3/9/2025, 2:25:17 AM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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The only time I haven't seen bottles lying on the road was when I was the second person going down the descent. That photo was me with the only bottle I was carrying on a non-stop strategy and I DID NOT want to be 5hrs in and discover that it was missing.

3/9/2025, 12:37:33 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think it just means "stay away from this person."

2/9/2025, 8:52:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The average voter who's been beaten literally senseless by media bothsidesism.

2/9/2025, 8:44:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The rubber bands used in MTB tire packaging are perfectly suited for this. Bottle cages on their own always hold bottles all the way up until they don't. Secured bottles will not come out.

2/9/2025, 8:00:47 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Gravel cycling hack: A rubber band to keep bottles from ejecting on rough descents...especially seat tube mounted bottles. Either take the band off and put it around your wrist for reuse that ride or just let it snap down around the bottle bosses.

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2/9/2025, 8:00:47 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The manifesting will continue until it becomes reality

2/9/2025, 7:29:27 PM | 33 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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My homeboy CRB cold sprayed the boy with mace

2/9/2025, 3:44:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ghoul post like you want your screenshot shown on Fox News after he dies

2/9/2025, 3:18:15 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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More so

2/9/2025, 12:15:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There has to be a Guy Friend and we need to get him, Dude, and Buddy Guy together.

1/9/2025, 9:03:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The very idea of drawing a parallel between a political protest and a cosplay gathering is ridiculous. Yeah, the government should treat them differently... like the Constitution says it should.

1/9/2025, 9:00:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The famously conservative coded Burning Man festival was cancelled in 2020

1/9/2025, 8:56:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Some things shouldn't be optional and that's all there is to it. If someone wants to call it totalitarianism, they should stick to the specifics.

1/9/2025, 8:40:29 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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It also made a bunch of weird people incredibly wealthy which not only reinforced their weirdness but gave them the ability to spread it

1/9/2025, 8:15:24 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is October the typical end of the fiscal year in the private sector?

1/9/2025, 7:56:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I need to do this right

1/9/2025, 12:25:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He lacks the Great Khan's flexibility in battle, which will inevitably lead to defeat

1/9/2025, 12:09:54 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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But at the same time, there's many levels/types of conspiratorial thinking.

31/8/2025, 9:00:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Struck from behind by a highway barrier while traveling backwards

31/8/2025, 8:21:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sounds like somebody didn't get invited

31/8/2025, 8:08:58 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cave girl will also stare at your body while you brush your teeth in the morning

31/8/2025, 8:01:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There has to be a conspiracy, it's the only explanation of my ideas not succeeding.

31/8/2025, 7:48:40 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And if people see you as a punk that will sit in for your advantage, they'll act appropriately.

31/8/2025, 6:25:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's lying, because he obviously was able to pull when he felt like it.

31/8/2025, 6:01:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Each and every one of those guys know this too

31/8/2025, 5:47:30 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tell me nobody's done this to you without telling me nobody's done this to you.

31/8/2025, 5:26:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wheelsuckers around the world rejoice

31/8/2025, 5:23:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He sat on Alemeda's wheel pretending to be struggling and then turns around and sprints for the finish. If you want to sit on someone's wheel, stay there.

31/8/2025, 5:23:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Most importantly, what are parents going to do with that information?

31/8/2025, 1:57:10 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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By itself?

30/8/2025, 6:57:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 6:05:53 PM | 36 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sadly, they managed to find an underage female blood relative to get him off his death bed.

30/8/2025, 5:23:57 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If this doesn't work, next Friday everyone needs to post their vision boards

30/8/2025, 6:14:26 AM | 21 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Kirk would fuck anything, how is it not canon?

30/8/2025, 5:57:44 AM | 21 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We're manifesting.

30/8/2025, 5:53:46 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"It is done" in an ominous tone

30/8/2025, 5:48:38 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The disturbing part is saying "finishing"

30/8/2025, 5:39:42 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Like we're all waiting for the Great Pumpkin (to keel over)

30/8/2025, 3:37:27 AM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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We could just make this a Friday thing

30/8/2025, 3:36:21 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Officially

30/8/2025, 2:02:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yet

30/8/2025, 2:02:20 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture boyishman.bsky.social (@boyishman.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah, to prevent dog piling and the removal of context. I can't exercise an option available to everyone? Man...if you have something to say about what I wrote, I'm begging you to do it by using the normal method.

29/8/2025, 9:37:57 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture boyishman.bsky.social (@boyishman.bsky.social) reply parent

Why does this guy disable quote posts...shows why people do it, and the reason it's even an option.

29/8/2025, 9:31:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What is it? You seem convinced it's something. Are those not valid reasons?

29/8/2025, 9:30:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why? I don't like it how they remove context. Am I not allowed to minimally control my internet experience? Just reply with substance.

29/8/2025, 9:22:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Weird that you didn't just reply and say what I'm wrong about.

29/8/2025, 9:20:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I dunno you could just reply. Just because something is true doesn't mean it's not misleading/disingenuous/bad faith/etc/whatever.

29/8/2025, 9:19:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Put a foregrip and/or a stock on a pistol on a pistol and what is it? Not legally a pistol. Buddy, I have guns, and I know exactly what you're doing...and so do you.

29/8/2025, 9:17:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is something people would notice if they tried to use them like that...but they always shoulder it and never notice.

29/8/2025, 9:14:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Are you wording this to intentionally troll? That is a rifle peep sight that is designed to be used with the eye a certain distance from the rear sight. They're unusable if mounted to something held at arm's length because of the size of the aperture.

29/8/2025, 9:14:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's not exclusive to any one thing, just a basic desire to violate norms while pretending "you" aren't and everyone in the "in-group" acts like it's fine. I bet you can find an example in most hobbies.

29/8/2025, 8:50:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The rail (hand) protectors make it designed for two handed shooting as a rifle as well. It's all blatant winking "it's not an NFA item (but really it is!).

29/8/2025, 8:47:26 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yes it does, both practically and legally. Peep sights don't work when you hold it as a pistol. Which is proof that people intend to use them as SBRs instead of pistols. The NFA isn't outdated, people just want to do operator cosplay.

29/8/2025, 8:40:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What's really weird is that an AR is pretty long, even with a short barrel...and the shorter barrels make them not work as well and generally worse to shoot. Is it practicality or just cosplay?

29/8/2025, 8:36:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They don't have any sights, but they will. The same thing goes for the "brace." That's a stock, a crappy one, but still a stock...and again, everyone knows it. Might as well just run a velcro strap through a real stock.

29/8/2025, 8:28:32 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah, the "I used to be able to do this" is tough.

29/8/2025, 8:22:55 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This whole "pistol" issue is so stupid. The (broadly speaking) gun industry willfully misread ATF guidance and created a problem so big that it can't be easily addressed. Standard AR peep sights makes each and every "pistol" a rifle and everyone knows it.

29/8/2025, 8:19:35 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The solution to that is, of course...Zwift.

29/8/2025, 8:11:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I guess all those attacks on USAID were valid because they're technically true.

29/8/2025, 8:06:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I didn't see "paid" there. The purpose of the thing is what it does

29/8/2025, 7:54:45 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Magazine capacity. That's it.

29/8/2025, 7:21:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Those are just drop bar mtbs and as such, aren't very good at being mountain bikes...or being gravel bikes, outside of very niche applications because of the compromises drop bars require.

28/8/2025, 11:04:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's all horses for courses. If he's actually "within a minute or two" on a 30mi loop (doubt) it's because it isn't a gravel loop. It really comes down to, as it often does, being an informed consumer.

28/8/2025, 10:57:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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28/8/2025, 9:52:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How did this bozo stumble into wealth?

28/8/2025, 9:47:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Or don't paint the vans in the team livery.

28/8/2025, 9:02:15 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I still use the bike stand (and truing stand) I bought in the 90s, best investments ever. A multi-tool and a stand is better than nice tools and no stand. Buy a repair stand, people!

28/8/2025, 8:18:59 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dedicated to a maneuver that was doomed from the start.

28/8/2025, 6:43:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The funny thing is that it's almost guaranteed that the person mentioned in the article "broke the record" did so because of their swimsuit. I remember wearing a speedsuit back in the day, and they were fast. Which is why they were popular and then outlawed.

28/8/2025, 6:18:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Transparent SLAPP lawsuit against what is probably the weakest links.

28/8/2025, 6:12:23 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Supposed to be "420 friendly"

28/8/2025, 5:48:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He's kinda right.

28/8/2025, 5:37:26 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Most anti-trans attacks are emotionally powerful and based on ignorance and the asymmetry of bullshit, so it's difficult to respond in a thoughtful manner.

28/8/2025, 5:09:23 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You simply meet every "concern" with a solution that isn't simply anti-trans. Safety? As in weight limits? Genetic advantages? VO2max limitations? Body fat/lean muscle mass limits? No? What then, just no yucky people?

28/8/2025, 4:45:51 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The sports issue isn't about sports and shouldn't be discussed as if it were. "Okay, so effectively don't want these people to exist?"

28/8/2025, 4:33:36 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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28/8/2025, 4:27:02 PM | 46 5 | View on Bluesky | view

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Explaining the consequences of decisions is somehow violence.

28/8/2025, 1:57:12 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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His defensive hyperbole needs to be called out. Make it stop working when the user strays out of bounds...but that would make people interact with it less and we can't have that.

28/8/2025, 1:54:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view