Lord Brahms
@brahmsstoker.bsky.social
Commissioner of various art, mostly nsfw stuff though my tastes are EXTREMELY vanilla. Might post captions for pictures and references for future projects if I feel like it.
created November 8, 2024
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The Life of Sharks š®šŖšµšøšŗš¦š³ļøāšš³ļøāā§ļø (@thelifeofsharks.com) reposted
What would great is if everyone just acted like he was dead anyway. Publish obituaries. Just act like he isnāt there anymore. Front it out like they did with the whole āWe won the electionā thing. Think how furious that would make him.
Lord Brahms (@brahmsstoker.bsky.social) reply parent
Ah, so Poland had an up-and-coming Trump of their own. They have my condolences. I hope they learn from šŗšøās mistake and nip that problem in the bud, make an example out of him via a firing squad. A bit extreme? Yes. But considering where šŗšø is at right now, donāt take ANY chances.
Lord Brahms (@brahmsstoker.bsky.social) reply parent
Need to find a video clip again of a cartoon show that described his end as āfell into a hippo exhibit at the zoo, and they fucked him to death.ā Found it! From the show āParadise PDā. www.tiktok.com/@em.majayne/...
ššš¤CJš¤Øš¤£š§šššŗšø (@cnice59.bsky.social) reposted
Lord Brahms (@brahmsstoker.bsky.social) reply parent
Wow, sounds an awful lot like ācancel cultureā to me. Which side of the political aisle are supposed to be the ācrybaby sensitive snowflakesā again?š¤š¤š¤š¤š¤š¤
Lord Brahms (@brahmsstoker.bsky.social) reply parent
Because if thereās ONE THING Trump can do well, itās bribe raging fucking assholes to do shit that furthers his fucking agenda. Telling some thieves, āIāll give you $2k for every purse you snatchā so he can justify his bullshit is completely in character for the pedophilic cunt.
Lord Brahms (@brahmsstoker.bsky.social)
Waitā¦sudden shitty thought. WHAT criminals are suddenly acting up when there are guardsmen walking around? To such a point that it raises the armed robbery rate? I need to look into this because this smacks of āpaid actorsā.
Lettuce Cat (@piero.bsky.social) reposted
fuck you, I want to write my own script jesus christ
Anonymous (@youranoncentral.bsky.social) reposted
This is Parker, she was shot in the head in Los Angeles for protesting ICE kidnappings and ethnic cleansing. She recovered and is now back to protesting because in times of fascism nobody can afford to do nothing. āWe need everybodyā āI call for revolution, it starts hereā #3E
Lord Brahms (@brahmsstoker.bsky.social) reply parent
So, you know, the ENTIRE upper-Echelons of the Blackrock investment group needs to be put against the fucking wall too. For lots of reasons ON TOP of this one,
Lord Brahms (@brahmsstoker.bsky.social) reply parent
Look at what happened with United Healthcare. They acted like assholes, one of their executives got shot, everybody celebrated, and they started changing their policies. Of course, Blackrock started a lawsuit against them because now Unitied Healthcare wasnāt making as much profits as before.
darren32359.bsky.social (@darren32359.bsky.social) reposted
Just George Ohš (@timmytwoshirts.bsky.social) reposted
Ayup. Ruled by the parasite class
Lord Brahms (@brahmsstoker.bsky.social) reply parent
Probably the same impact on him that it has on his inbred paint-drinking supporters. āHaters gonna hate, LAWL!š¤Ŗā I fucking despise him just as much as I hate his supporters.
Akela Cooper (@akelacooper.bsky.social) reposted
Absolutely perfect description. If only this had been his obituary.
Lord Brahms (@brahmsstoker.bsky.social) reply parent
Itās not Trumpās teat sheās sucking. Easy mistake to make though. The size between his dick and a nipple is comparable.
Lord Brahms (@brahmsstoker.bsky.social) reply parent
Said it last week. GOP strength is that they have a LOT MORE constituents who will stubbornly support ātheir candidateā, even if he raped children, rather than demand ABSOLUTE PERFECTION. Democrats tend to have a broader variety of people, but a lot of them can be fickle.
Lord Brahms (@brahmsstoker.bsky.social) reply parent
Iām still utterly flabbergasted and furious that theyāre allowing this cunt to just say, āNO PROTECTION FOR YOU!ā like thatās IN ANY WAY something that should ever be a THING in America.
Lord Brahms (@brahmsstoker.bsky.social) reply parent
No shit. Also, HE COULD JUST CANCEL SECRET SERVICE PROTECTION?!? Fuck him, I hope heās dead.
Lord Brahms (@brahmsstoker.bsky.social) reply parent
āLo siento on my part.ā Bitch, shut the fuck up. That pandering worked for Trump because he had money to spread around, and knew how to manipulate idiots. Youāre an inbred hick who murdered 2 people for the crime of ābeing brownā and pulling this shit on a judge and jury. Put him under the jail.
The Tennessee Holler (@thetnholler.bsky.social) reposted
ICYMI ā JUDGE: āThis case represents the consequences of a decades long drumbeat of anti-immigrant sentiment and misinformation being broadcast & broadcast & broadcastā¦ā 2 immigrants shot in Washington, gunman sentenced in June. Barely even a story. š¤·š»āāļø www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/g...
Get Out The Mid Term Vote (@gotmtv.bsky.social) reposted
David J Prokopetz (@prokopetz.bsky.social) reposted
"This would kill a Victorian child on contact" buddy, that kid grew up with heroin in their cough syrup and arsenic in their wallpaper. A Victorian child would probably kill YOU on contact.
Disney Prime Video + (@disneyprimevideo.bsky.social) reposted
Most searched title this evening for some reason.
frank zeppo (noah) (@noahpasternak.bsky.social) reposted
when president garfield was dying, they shoved a bunch of stuff up his butt in the hopes it would save him. it didn't work, in fact it definitely killed him quicker. but if any white house guys are reading this: you're the chosen one, you can make it work
Democratic Activists (@democratswin.bsky.social) reposted
Lord Brahms (@brahmsstoker.bsky.social) reply parent
That said, welcome to Bluesky, where I HIGHLY doubt the people in charge will smoke as much ketamine as Elon did before he came up with his BRILLIANT policies that ruined Twitter.
Lord Brahms (@brahmsstoker.bsky.social) reply parent
Too be fair, twitter is FAR from a typical online environment anymore. Most social media sites have fake/bot accounts in the single-digits range. Early 2024, some number-crunchers realized 76% of Twitter accounts were bot accounts. And since those bots are paid by Elon to harass and trollā¦š¤·āāļø
RIO LINDA MEX šŗšøš²š½šØš¦š¦ (@riolindamex.bsky.social) reposted
MAKS 25 ššŗš¦ (@maks23.bsky.social) reposted
šŗšøš« A US appeals court ruled that most of Trumpās global tariffs were illegal, saying he exceeded his authority by misusing an emergency law.
E. Rosalie (@erosalie.infoepi.com) reposted
Tesla said it didnāt have key data in a fatal crash. Then a hacker found it. The critical evidence was presented to a jury last month, which found the company partially liable for the 2019 crash in Key Largo, Florida. š wapo.st/46dCoQI
George Takei (@georgetakei.bsky.social) reposted
The damage this man has done is incalculable.
Lord Brahms (@brahmsstoker.bsky.social) reply parent
I canāt wait to find out if those Proud Boys ICE fucks are gonna get stiffed by him, like every other āprivate contractorā thatās ever worked for him.
Lord Brahms (@brahmsstoker.bsky.social) reply parent
Get a HEAVY duty back hoe, that can break concrete. Unearth Ivankaās cement-sealed grave at Trumpās golf course. Let the police process her remains as evidence. They autopsy her and find she was strangled to death, not āFell down some stairsā like Trump claimed.
Chuck Russell (@ltahab.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
House republicans Will Harass and Degrade epstein Victims Next Week, Report Says #FixedHeadline
Lord Brahms (@brahmsstoker.bsky.social) reply parent
Not surprised theyād be obsessed with Russia, since reports are that the schizo fucker was obsessed with shootings and murder in general. They had references to Sandy Hook, Trumpās assassination, the Holocaust, and every other pathetic āIāM SO EDGY!ā event written on their equipment.
Lord Brahms (@brahmsstoker.bsky.social) reply parent
This will be hilarious, if it turns out to be true.
Lord Brahms (@brahmsstoker.bsky.social) reply parent
When Trump dies, if whoever comes after him does not do a frame-off restoration, ground-up rebuild of ICE where EVERYBODY who worked for that agency is FIRED and blacklisted, we freaking riot. You worked for ICE under Trump? Spend the rest of your life flipping burgers or bagging groceries.
George Takei (@georgetakei.bsky.social) reposted
Theyāre detaining wildfire fighters while on the job. Insanity.
Lord Brahms (@brahmsstoker.bsky.social) reply parent
Making a fool of Trump is like a participation trophy you can get in the mail.
darren32359.bsky.social (@darren32359.bsky.social) reposted
Lord Brahms (@brahmsstoker.bsky.social) reply parent
Or are they going to do the same thing every Republican will do after Trumpās fucking dead; cry crocodile tears and go, āWhu, whut was I sāpposed to DOOOO!?!?šššš He was MEAN!ā Whining maggots.
Lord Brahms (@brahmsstoker.bsky.social) reply parent
I wanna hear from these National Guardsmen doing this. Like, are they not allowed to use a mobile phone to talk about this shit? Like, how much they LOVE being a goosestepper? Or āIām just doing it for the moneyā or āI swore an oath (bullshit)ā or other stuff?
Al Cappuccinoā¦āļøš®š¹ (@alcappuccinoit.bsky.social) reposted
The sitting President of the United States raped children and heās in no danger of being held accountable for it.
Lord Brahms (@brahmsstoker.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump? Not caring about consent? Noooo, what a shock. Iām so. So very surprised.
āššššš¹šš¦š š (@rebelb1ue.bsky.social) reposted
This is truly one of the best illustrations of what is happening in America.
Lord Brahms (@brahmsstoker.bsky.social) reply parent
āLaw and order Presidentā Raped children. (just because he could) Pimped them out. Sold them to a fellow pimp and child-rapist Epstein, who he then had murdered. Just like he murdered his first wife before she could testify against him in court, and buried her in his golf course.
adhyperdad.bsky.social (@adhyperdad.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
The irony is that Greenlanders are so PISSED with the orange reich that they reported the operatives to the authorities instead of listening.
Anonymous (@youranoncentral.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
The US also tried to recruit local organized crime figures in an attempt to flip more collaborators, however, given the population size and low crime in Greenland the best the Trump regime could do was a washed up drug trafficker.
Anonymous (@youranoncentral.bsky.social) reposted
Trump regime operatives exposed in plot to undermine Denmark and overthrow the government in Greenland. Regime operatives attempted to disrupt democracy through misinformation and disruption operations aimed at recruiting traitors and collaborators to help sway public consensus towards the US.
Lord Brahms (@brahmsstoker.bsky.social) reply parent
More importantly though, Iām wondering how nothing like that has happened ALREADY. How has anybody at Fox NOT pissed people off so much that SOMEONE took a swing at one of them? I wanna say Fox News is proof that āSome people are only alive because murder is illegalā but that doesnāt feel accurate.
Lord Brahms (@brahmsstoker.bsky.social) reply parent
ā experience empathy through anything except personal experience. Unless it happens to them, they donāt give a fuck, theyāll say whatever theyāre paid to say, like a bunch of whores. Send a few rounds past Hannityās ear, heād change his tune REAL fucking quickly. It worked for United Health Care.
Lord Brahms (@brahmsstoker.bsky.social) reply parent
Itās the first time Iāve entertained a thought like this, but Iām in such a š mood that Iāll say it. How come none of the āhorrible leftistsā ever shown ANYBODY at FOX how it feels to be a victim or near victim of a shooting? Because these mother fuckers are so mentally disabled that they canāt ā
Mrs. Betty Bowers (@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social) reposted
A couple of months ago, the Navy dishonored civil rights hero Harvey Milk by removing his name from a ship. Now, the Air Force is dishonoring itself by celebrating a domestic terrorist called Ashli Babbitt.
ā®ļøIndependentRobIsResistingā®ļø86/47or25/47 DMās Ignored (@theresisterpost.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
She was the very epitome of a traitor.
Lord Brahms (@brahmsstoker.bsky.social) reply parent
Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuulllllllllllllllllllllllllll SHIT!
Lord Brahms (@brahmsstoker.bsky.social) reply parent
ā anyone who DOESNāT want to use technology that can be shut down at the whim of a rapist, running a military full of gutless lazy robots who couldnāt give 1/16th of a fuck about doing the right thing.
Lord Brahms (@brahmsstoker.bsky.social) reply parent
Uh-huh. This came up in February, when the rapist got pissy that Zelensky corrected him, screeched, āSHUT IT DOWN!!!ā like a triggered MAGAtard, and the US military just COMPLIED IMMEDIATELY, letting dozens of š·šŗ missiles fly into šŗš¦ without ANY intel to help shoot them down. I donāt blame ā
šØš¦ NanaGale (@nanagale.bsky.social) reposted
Lord Brahms (@brahmsstoker.bsky.social) reply parent
He also had āKill Trumpā written on his magazines. Along with other references to famous shootings, like Sandy Hook. He admired mass shooters like MAGA admire Trump. He was an evil schizo who was SO desperate for attention, that he killed people for it. Fuck him with fire and piss on the ashes.
Lord Brahms (@brahmsstoker.bsky.social) reply parent
To be fair, around 30% of them WERE inbred and spiteful enough to vote for Trump. And thereās some even now who think HEāS being ABUSED and used in the white house by āThe real powers that beā. When someone says something that make you just wanna start strangling motherfuckers.
Lord Brahms (@brahmsstoker.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes, I have thought a little bit about this, in regard to āinternal venting frustrationā by considering various āWhat Ifā scenarios, implausible as they are. Mostly implausible because Iām too broke to have a gun, so Iād be defending myself with one of my WW2 Vet grandpaās bayonet knives.
Lord Brahms (@brahmsstoker.bsky.social) reply parent
After that, itās lock the door, arm myself, call 911 to report a violent home invasion. If the guy decides to press the issue further before ACTUAL police arrive, then, well; āHe said she said situations are easy to handle if one side is dead.ā and itāll be MY word that he struck first.
Lord Brahms (@brahmsstoker.bsky.social) reply parent
Fair, I guess. Iāve just reached the point emotionally where I donāt give a fuck, personally. If I get a knock on my door from a guy in a ski mask saying he wants to talk to me about āsome things you said onlineā, motherfucker is getting a 6ā5ā 275lbs Sparta-kick across my front lawn.
Lord Brahms (@brahmsstoker.bsky.social) reply parent
Why censor yourself? Donald Trump is a rapist. He raped children, 13-year-old girls, FOR FUN, and pimped them out to his friend Epstein, and then had Epstein murdered in prison and covered it up. Just like how he murdered his wife and buried her in his golf course under 6 feet of concrete.
Lord Brahms (@brahmsstoker.bsky.social) reply parent
Love to find out if beating a president with a flagpole gets you a medal of honor.
Pam Keith (@pamkeithdc.bsky.social) reposted
I woke up with a CRAZY scary stupid thought: Maybe I should run for Congress against Steny Hoyer. Dudeās been in office since 1981. Heās in his late 80s. If I do it, Iāll run as a progressive independent caucusing with, but not controlled by Dems. And I will NOT take PAC money of any kind.
CAKE (@thebandcake.bsky.social) reposted
The phone number for the U.S. Capitol switchboard is (202) 224-3121.
Freethinkers United (@freethinkersunited.bsky.social) reposted
Lord Brahms (@brahmsstoker.bsky.social)
I canāt decide if this is being said while winking meaningfully, or pointedly staring at certain people and going, āHINT FUCKING HINT.ā But in either case, regarding the regime being taken out in fire and disgrace, full agreement.
defiantlygay.bsky.social (@defiantlygay.bsky.social) reposted
substack.com/@markruffalo...
Lord Brahms (@brahmsstoker.bsky.social) reply parent
The first one was a good game. The second one was about on the same level as a first, but in a different way. (had some weaknesses compared to 1, but also had some strengths) The others, I never touched, and with damn good reason, lol
michaelmcmanus.bsky.social (@michaelmcmanus.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Lord Brahms (@brahmsstoker.bsky.social) reply parent
Be still my heart. Or better yet, his heart. Any second nowā¦
Lord Brahms (@brahmsstoker.bsky.social) reply parent
Extremely petty annoyance. Since the pedo started fucking with Mexico and mexicans, the only type of gatorade I like, ālime and cucumberā hasnāt been for sale anywhere anymore. (Reason I liked it is because it tasted like there were cucumbers/cucumber juice in it, NOT 3 cups of sugar and food dye)
Lord Brahms (@brahmsstoker.bsky.social) reply parent
At some point, I kinda hope I get the chance to look at those people and go, āWas the money you got to promote a child-molester worth it, whore?ā Cause they were clearly the people who sold their lawn out as advertising space for the pedophile when he was running.
Lord Brahms (@brahmsstoker.bsky.social) reply parent
There was a house down the road from me that had three, THREE huge (7ft x 4ft) Trump signs on their front lawn facing a very busy street in 2024. I fantasized about cutting those signs down and/or burning them. Nov. 6th day after the election, those signs vanished faster than the Epstein evidence.
Lord Brahms (@brahmsstoker.bsky.social) reply parent
Because thereās a funky thing in some other cultures: āHey, we fucked the same guy/girl! That practically makes us brothers/sisters!ā And since Ghislaine and Trump have 100% raped the same girls, that makes them siblings. Lets see how much thatāll drive his crybaby bitch-ass crazy.
Lord Brahms (@brahmsstoker.bsky.social)
Proposal, for the sake of trolling MAGA and Trump, and making people do double-takes. Refer to Ghislaine Maxwell as Trumpās sister.
Lord Brahms (@brahmsstoker.bsky.social) reply parent
ā for the delicate, tender little butterflower snowflake sensibilities of his supporters. āHow do you feel supporting a candidate who has raped kids? And wonāt show the evidence which WOULD exonerate him, if he WAS innocent?ā Fuck MAGA, and Trump, with weedwhackers.
Lord Brahms (@brahmsstoker.bsky.social) reply parent
Only comment I can make is that Trump being in the Epstein files, and being remind of that, isnāt QUITE as impactful as NOT censoring yourself. āThing about Swift/Kelce engagement is that Trump has raped children.ā (for no other reason besides he COULD.) Donāt mince words or be PC for HIM. Or ā
Lord Brahms (@brahmsstoker.bsky.social) reply parent
āSee?! Them Sandy Hook people are cominā for our guns even now! We canāt let em take our guns!šššā Plus, like I said, this is just another distraction, albeit minor one, from Trump being a wannabe dictator that the timing is too convenient on. But itās my opinion, and I could be wrong,
Lord Brahms (@brahmsstoker.bsky.social) reply parent
Suspicionā¦maybe another case of rich corporations putting up money to make sure MAGA and conservatives who ONLY care about their stupid ass guns continue to feel āpersecutedā and keep supporting the goddamn rapist-in-chief, rather than doing what the 2nd Amendment was made for IN THE FIRST PLACE.š
Lord Brahms (@brahmsstoker.bsky.social) reply parent
My suspicious mind is automatically leaning towards this being some kind of conservative dodge, a way to distract people from Trumpās many failings and sins (Epstein List) or something else like that, because I donāt see why these ads couldnāt have come out SOONER and been more effective.
Lord Brahms (@brahmsstoker.bsky.social)
My pessimism with current events and this administrations corruption. Iāve been seeing a LOT of Ads from people claiming to be the parents of the Sandy Hook shooting victims, asking for donations and signatures to āput pressure on Congressā. 𤨠Why are ADS being put out for this NOW?
Lord Brahms (@brahmsstoker.bsky.social) reply parent
Needs to have some updates. āWhat children have learned from Trump:ā +1: Bite the pillow when it goes in dry. +2: Youāll get your lube when it bleeds. +3: Donāt cry when he uses your teddy bear to clean his 2cm š , or heāll get hard again. š¤the next Thomas Crooks isnāt a fucking Storm Trooper.
Shannon š¦š©š¤Ŗ GOOD TROUBLE ššš (@shannonmaebreen.bsky.social) reposted
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Lord Brahms (@brahmsstoker.bsky.social) reply parent
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the beastly fido (@theophite.bsky.social) reposted
"i wish i could hurt them" is a perfectly normal feeling to have about the people who voted for the army occupying your cities
Beta Ray Ben (@betarayben.bsky.social) reposted
Feeling a specific way about fascist collaborators right now.
Lord Brahms (@brahmsstoker.bsky.social) reply parent
āSorry, I couldnāt hear what you were saying over the sounds of you giving a pedophile a blowjob.ā Christ almighty, the primal urge to start handing out ass-whuppings like candy CANNOT be overstated.š
Glitter Jedi Fellina (@glitterjedi.bsky.social) reposted
Skeet It Lady!! š (@sadandyellow.bsky.social) reposted
*UPS is laying off employees and/or offering buyouts due to tariffs (less shipments coming here), and people are ordering less because weāre all struggling. We are about to CRASH CRASH. Buckle up! *Source - my brother works for UPS and told me plus I just Googled it to confirm.
Lord Brahms (@brahmsstoker.bsky.social) reply parent
What sales, idiot? Doesnāt he remember when he fucked over Zelensky and revealed the metaphorical āblack boxā in all of Americaās weapons tech? Which is that if you piss off a rapist, heāll throw a bitch-fit and shut off the equipment youāre relying on. No oneās buying poisoned apples.
Lord Brahms (@brahmsstoker.bsky.social)
True. Itās why I live where I do now, and why I havenāt laid awake in the middle of the night having a panic-attack, out of despair that the rest of my life will be spent as someoneās bitch. Not because I was āneededā, but because they didnāt want to TRY doing things for themselves.
Lord Brahms (@brahmsstoker.bsky.social) reply parent
Iād call it something that usually ends with the person responsible for it being dragged to prison in chains, or shot in the face. the fact that neither of those things have happened is shameful. What stops ANY judge from just saying āFUCK THIS.ā and signing a warrant for his fucking ARREST?
Conor ā¤ļø #FlorenceAndTheMachine ā¤ļø #EverybodyScream #musicmatters (@conormcl2025.bsky.social) reposted
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Anonymous (@youranoncentral.bsky.social) reposted
Local billionaire confesses to funding child rapists and Nazis