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Brass Monkeys

@brassmonkeys.bsky.social

Pro-Eu Lancastrian Lefty. Anti-Tory. Pissed off with Labour. Abhors Reform. Atheist Republican. Sarcasm, Swearing & Schadenfreude. This snowflake's an avalanche.

created November 14, 2024

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Profile picture Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social)

Small dick energy.

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3/9/2025, 2:47:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Adam Bienkov (@adambienkov.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

net immigration fell by more than half last year and the politics has gone in the complete opposite direction. It's not really about the numbers

3/9/2025, 10:15:13 AM | 622 216 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social) reply parent

Domino- Coo-Coo?

3/9/2025, 11:28:26 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social)

Hard agree.

3/9/2025, 8:05:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social)

Ok, @zackpolanski.bsky.social - you have my attention...

3/9/2025, 7:39:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social)

I know it seems as if I'm on a bit of an anti-Farage rant today, but I'm absolutely sick of the sight and sound of him.

3/9/2025, 7:36:15 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social)

Farage isn't prime minister material. He's a disseminator of treasonous bile. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lord_Ha...

3/9/2025, 7:34:39 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social)

Get behind this. The scale of the issue has to be seen

3/9/2025, 7:32:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social) reply parent

Lord Haw-Haw for the 21st Century

3/9/2025, 7:28:24 AM | 8 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social) reply parent

It's patently obvious that the Fag-Ash Fuhrer hates the UK.

3/9/2025, 7:24:15 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CajunBlueAZ ⚜️🇺🇸 🇺🇦 (@cajunblue.bsky.social) reposted

🚨Governor Pritzker is calling Stephen Miller OUT! 👏🏻The👏🏻Cruelty👏🏻is👏🏻the📌

2/9/2025, 11:54:01 PM | 4791 1939 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social) reply parent

I'd really be up for a socialist utopia.

3/9/2025, 7:22:04 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social) reply parent

Man, there's a lot to unpack in that short clip.

3/9/2025, 7:21:09 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social)

The Telegraph openly publicising the Fag-Ash Fuhrer as 'future prime minister'. 1. His brand of 'free speech' means hate without consequences. 2. He's never in Clacton. 3. He doesn't speak for me, and 4. He's a cunt.

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3/9/2025, 7:17:12 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social) reply parent

Even if 2 million people are wrapped up in Farage and Yaxley-Lennon's disgusting brand of flag-shagging twatriotism, that's a small minority of the UK population. The racists' lives are shit because they live shit lives. They have the flags, but we have the numbers.

3/9/2025, 7:10:30 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social)

The turd that will not flush.

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3/9/2025, 7:07:17 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social)

Cosplaying as his hero.

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3/9/2025, 7:06:14 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social) reply parent

Cat wanker!

2/9/2025, 9:24:15 PM | 25 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social)

When do we get the bunting out?

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2/9/2025, 4:14:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social) reply parent

Like he's going to heaven 😂

1/9/2025, 7:45:26 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social)

Essential viewing in the White House right now.

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1/9/2025, 7:40:04 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Otto English (@ottoenglish.bsky.social) reposted

This is where the empty headed Flag shagging leads. Race hate.

I feel truly heartbroken today. My Chinese takeaway, which has been serving this community for more than 10 years, was vandalized with hateful graffiti telling us to
30/8/2025, 12:52:16 PM | 2924 1039 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social)

In 1945, my granddad and his mates walked across Europe shooting Nazis, all the way to Berlin. That's fucking patriotism.

29/8/2025, 8:11:17 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social)

#FagAshFuhrer

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29/8/2025, 8:09:14 PM | 7 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Governor Tim Walz (@governorwalz.mn.gov) reposted

It’s time to take serious action at the State Capitol to address gun violence.

29/8/2025, 7:08:29 PM | 10556 1617 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🦫🇺🇦🇨🇦Neil🇨🇦🇺🇦🦫 (@kathmandu712.bsky.social) reposted

The real question is who is the mastermind of this. Taco Don doesn’t possess the smarts to think of these things. He is jut the pawn being moved by people who are behind the scenes. Stop them and is reign of terror implodes. www.nytimes.com/2025/08/29/u...

29/8/2025, 6:07:55 PM | 3 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social)

Stolen from F*c*book. Does laughing at this make me a bad person?

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29/8/2025, 5:32:46 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social) reply parent

I'd question the credibility - nay, the sanity - of anyone prepared to voluntarily ride Michael Gove to climax.

29/8/2025, 5:07:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social)

Migrants - and racist assholes - explained youtu.be/Y38pbfJ4i_U?...

29/8/2025, 5:02:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social) reply parent

You only have to watch him for 30 seconds to know that the brain-worm is driving.

29/8/2025, 10:52:24 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social)

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29/8/2025, 10:39:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture eliko thalia (@museinrevolt.bsky.social) reposted

I'm gonna watch Inglourious Basterds tonight

27/8/2025, 10:49:46 PM | 3790 381 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Flaming June (@juneussell.bsky.social) reposted

The complete list of Reform Party MPs currently in parliament, in alphabetical order: Lee Anderson Nigel Farage Sarah Pochin Richard Tice Lest we forget.

27/8/2025, 7:16:51 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social)

Bloke's full of shit.

28/8/2025, 6:08:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social) reply parent

The amount of time this slimeball has spent sucking Trump's dick, it's a wonder he can still move his jaw to talk. Twat.

27/8/2025, 10:04:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture God (@thegodpodcast.com) reposted

Those who have the power to stop mass shootings can go to hell with their "thoughts and prayers." Do something about it, you evil bastards.

27/8/2025, 7:41:09 PM | 17600 4112 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social)

Praying isn't the answer. If you're looking to religion for answers, remember: the same God you pray to for comfort and protection, went missing when these kids needed him/her/it.

27/8/2025, 10:00:04 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social) reply parent

Please, I implore you and all compassionate, intelligent Americans: stop praying and start acting on gun controls. Start today and start saving people's lives.

27/8/2025, 9:50:43 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social) reply parent

He's the turd that will not flush.

27/8/2025, 9:47:41 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social)

This flag thing has gone a bit far in Clacton...

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27/8/2025, 9:39:34 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social)

No.

27/8/2025, 4:09:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jon Cooper (@joncooper-us.bsky.social) reposted

Too much? 🤷🏼‍♂️

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27/8/2025, 3:52:23 AM | 5546 1126 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social)

Prescient. Pertinent. Predictable.

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27/8/2025, 4:05:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social)

#Patriots

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25/8/2025, 7:23:12 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social)

This is where Fascist America is at.

25/8/2025, 4:25:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BladeoftheSun (@bladeofthes.bsky.social) reposted

They want to leave the ECHR because it will allow them to abolish the State Pension, the Minimum Wage, paid holiday and sick leave. It would make them tens of billions a year. But of course they say immigration, because they can't tell you the real reason.

25/8/2025, 10:49:00 AM | 483 218 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social)

www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/lifesty...

25/8/2025, 4:04:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social) reply parent

Equal parts disturbing and pathetic.

25/8/2025, 3:34:03 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social) reply parent

You misheard us mate: "fat orange fascist cunt" is what we call you. Thank you for your attention on this matter.

25/8/2025, 3:30:30 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social)

Bank holiday. Nice drive out to the Lancashire coast with the family. But wait... Almost every bridge draped with union flags (50% of them upside down) and shitty St George cross flags. One part of Burnley with flags on every lamppost for about a mile. Twatriot flag-shagging Racists can fuck off.

25/8/2025, 3:23:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social) reply parent

Brazen, shameless and an over-inflated sense of entitlement. Hopefully she'll blunder into some breaking of her parole terms and end up back in prison.

25/8/2025, 3:19:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social)

It's a cover-up, innit!?

23/8/2025, 5:25:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social)

This. Come on America, get your shit together.

23/8/2025, 2:48:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture yipsticktoys.com (@yipsticktoys.com) reposted reply parent

Sure Looks 👀 like a police state !!

23/8/2025, 12:50:37 PM | 6 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social)

Papers please...

23/8/2025, 2:45:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social)

How do these people go home at night and explain to their families what they do?

23/8/2025, 2:45:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social)

I think it's fair to say that prison food portions aren't as meagre as we may imagine...

23/8/2025, 1:34:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture quitedo (@q1t3d0.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

The news here is actually "woman pleads guilty to inciting violence, is found guilty under pre-existing legislation, is sentenced under pre-existing guidelines and is released on licence".

23/8/2025, 9:54:37 AM | 17 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social) reply parent

I think the extreme likelihood is that she's a bit thick as well as being a racist twat.

23/8/2025, 1:29:35 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social) reply parent

My first thought.

23/8/2025, 7:33:39 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture bwglaw.legal (@bwglaw.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

She doesn’t appear to have been rehabilitated. And risks being recalled to prison for speaking to the media while on licence.

22/8/2025, 10:17:50 PM | 36 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social) reply parent

She was found guilty because she pleaded guilty.

23/8/2025, 7:32:39 AM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social) reply parent

Given that she pleaded guilty, a counter writ should get her clacker flapping.

23/8/2025, 7:29:10 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social) reply parent

Really great thread - but unlikely to make the front page of the Daily Heil.

23/8/2025, 7:28:08 AM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social)

Part of a great thread, this. Funny thing is, if no-one notices if net migration falls by 400,000, how come everyone seems to notice when it goes up by 400,000? I despair of this shitty country sometimes. Not only are most people sheep, they're thick sheep too.

23/8/2025, 7:27:07 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social)

Its fair to say that America has fallen. There appears to be be no appetite to even attempt to restore law, justice and constitutional control. Time to sanction the USA. Cut off all diplomatic and trade activities and leave it to rot. Maybe then something will change.

22/8/2025, 9:26:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social) reply parent

Sucked out of the filter at the shallow end of the gene pool.

22/8/2025, 3:05:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social) reply parent

But put paint on an RAF aircraft... This is vandalism too.

22/8/2025, 12:07:47 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social) reply parent

Russian flag colours.

22/8/2025, 12:05:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social)

Happy Friday everyone. Is the Mango Mussolini dead yet? 🍊

22/8/2025, 11:21:04 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social) reply parent

Fick.

21/8/2025, 9:10:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social) reply parent

I hear typography is woke now, father...

21/8/2025, 9:00:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social)

What are the odds she's sucking his stinky mushroom dick?

21/8/2025, 8:30:49 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social)

Also a great spot for lunch!

21/8/2025, 8:29:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social)

I don't want to attend water company board meetings and get ignored by twats on million-pound bonuses. I want to turn on my tap and get clean water, flush my toilet and watch my shit disappear - and not see it again floating in my local river. Public ownership now.

21/8/2025, 8:27:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social) reply parent

Delusional.

21/8/2025, 7:49:30 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social) reply parent

Sounds like they've stopped. Success. Can we get back to being a normal nation now?

20/8/2025, 7:04:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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20/8/2025, 6:55:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social)

Some people are born stupid, some become stupid and some have stupidity thrust upon them

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20/8/2025, 6:30:16 PM | 2 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social) reply parent

I ditched in January after 12 years. Never looked back. The Nazis can have it

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20/8/2025, 7:26:32 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social) reply parent

What a massive thundercunt he is.

20/8/2025, 7:19:52 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social) reply parent

What an almighty thundercunt

19/8/2025, 4:09:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social) reply parent

What a cunt.

19/8/2025, 4:03:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social) reply parent

It's a bit like guessing if a geranium has dementia.

19/8/2025, 4:01:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social) reply parent

Mostly because they're thick, lazy and incompetent. Their bullshit rhetoric doesn't survive exposure to actual daylight.

19/8/2025, 3:57:11 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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18/8/2025, 7:40:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social) reply parent

He's just chair-meat in the meeting.

18/8/2025, 7:35:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social)

"Legitimate concerns..."

16/8/2025, 7:45:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social) reply parent

As The Doors once said: 'The old get old and the young get stronger. May take a week, and it might take longer. They got the guns, but we got the numbers. Gonna win, yeah, we're taking over. COME ON!'

16/8/2025, 7:42:58 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social)

Pass it on.

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14/8/2025, 8:04:03 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social) reply parent

I very much doubt it. Bloody foreigners coming over here and breaking the law. Deport him immediately.

14/8/2025, 7:55:13 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social) reply parent

Crime in Washington DC is rife in the White House. Bulldoze that!

14/8/2025, 7:48:03 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social)

I've been an angler for over 40 years. Never been fishing dressed like this. They're going to get fish slime and maggot juice on their lovely chinos.

14/8/2025, 7:36:38 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social)

American authoritarianism comes knocking on the UK's door. Quite literally. Tell them that the occupants' details are on the electoral roll, and that unless they come back with a warrant for the social media details, that this conversation is over.

14/8/2025, 7:34:08 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social) reply parent

I saw this. She's desperately trying to remain relevant by quoting irrelevances as evidence. Her time is over. Time for politics to move on.

13/8/2025, 7:02:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social) reply parent

Dangerous bastards don't come in boats, they come in motorcades

13/8/2025, 6:39:40 PM | 25 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social) reply parent

TBF, he should be snatched from the street, zip-tied, chucked in a van, dragged to a compound out town, held for three months without seeing a lawyer, in deeply insanitary conditions, while his immigrants wife and immigrant kids get split up and incarcerated 500 miles apart with zero contact.

13/8/2025, 6:37:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social)

Now we're in my wheelhouse. Fishing without a licence is a criminal offence that carries a £2,500 fine and the confiscation of your equipment. Lammy and JD Vance both broke the law. As a foreigner breaking a UK law, Vance should be seized and forcibly deported.

13/8/2025, 4:22:56 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social) reply parent

What a fucking weapon.

12/8/2025, 3:54:14 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social) reply parent

She's fucking mental

12/8/2025, 3:53:16 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view