Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social)
Small dick energy.
Pro-Eu Lancastrian Lefty. Anti-Tory. Pissed off with Labour. Abhors Reform. Atheist Republican. Sarcasm, Swearing & Schadenfreude. This snowflake's an avalanche.
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view profile on Bluesky Adam Bienkov (@adambienkov.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
net immigration fell by more than half last year and the politics has gone in the complete opposite direction. It's not really about the numbers
Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social) reply parent
Domino- Coo-Coo?
Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social)
Hard agree.
Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social)
Ok, @zackpolanski.bsky.social - you have my attention...
Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social)
I know it seems as if I'm on a bit of an anti-Farage rant today, but I'm absolutely sick of the sight and sound of him.
Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social)
Farage isn't prime minister material. He's a disseminator of treasonous bile. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lord_Ha...
Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social)
Get behind this. The scale of the issue has to be seen
Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social) reply parent
Lord Haw-Haw for the 21st Century
Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social) reply parent
It's patently obvious that the Fag-Ash Fuhrer hates the UK.
CajunBlueAZ ⚜️🇺🇸 🇺🇦 (@cajunblue.bsky.social) reposted
🚨Governor Pritzker is calling Stephen Miller OUT! 👏🏻The👏🏻Cruelty👏🏻is👏🏻the📌
Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social) reply parent
I'd really be up for a socialist utopia.
Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social) reply parent
Man, there's a lot to unpack in that short clip.
Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social)
The Telegraph openly publicising the Fag-Ash Fuhrer as 'future prime minister'. 1. His brand of 'free speech' means hate without consequences. 2. He's never in Clacton. 3. He doesn't speak for me, and 4. He's a cunt.
Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social) reply parent
Even if 2 million people are wrapped up in Farage and Yaxley-Lennon's disgusting brand of flag-shagging twatriotism, that's a small minority of the UK population. The racists' lives are shit because they live shit lives. They have the flags, but we have the numbers.
Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social) reply parent
Cat wanker!
Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social) reply parent
Like he's going to heaven 😂
Otto English (@ottoenglish.bsky.social) reposted
This is where the empty headed Flag shagging leads. Race hate.
Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social)
In 1945, my granddad and his mates walked across Europe shooting Nazis, all the way to Berlin. That's fucking patriotism.
Governor Tim Walz (@governorwalz.mn.gov) reposted
It’s time to take serious action at the State Capitol to address gun violence.
🦫🇺🇦🇨🇦Neil🇨🇦🇺🇦🦫 (@kathmandu712.bsky.social) reposted
The real question is who is the mastermind of this. Taco Don doesn’t possess the smarts to think of these things. He is jut the pawn being moved by people who are behind the scenes. Stop them and is reign of terror implodes. www.nytimes.com/2025/08/29/u...
Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social)
Stolen from F*c*book. Does laughing at this make me a bad person?
Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social) reply parent
I'd question the credibility - nay, the sanity - of anyone prepared to voluntarily ride Michael Gove to climax.
Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social)
Migrants - and racist assholes - explained youtu.be/Y38pbfJ4i_U?...
Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social) reply parent
You only have to watch him for 30 seconds to know that the brain-worm is driving.
eliko thalia (@museinrevolt.bsky.social) reposted
I'm gonna watch Inglourious Basterds tonight
Flaming June (@juneussell.bsky.social) reposted
The complete list of Reform Party MPs currently in parliament, in alphabetical order: Lee Anderson Nigel Farage Sarah Pochin Richard Tice Lest we forget.
Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social)
Bloke's full of shit.
Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social) reply parent
The amount of time this slimeball has spent sucking Trump's dick, it's a wonder he can still move his jaw to talk. Twat.
God (@thegodpodcast.com) reposted
Those who have the power to stop mass shootings can go to hell with their "thoughts and prayers." Do something about it, you evil bastards.
Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social)
Praying isn't the answer. If you're looking to religion for answers, remember: the same God you pray to for comfort and protection, went missing when these kids needed him/her/it.
Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social) reply parent
Please, I implore you and all compassionate, intelligent Americans: stop praying and start acting on gun controls. Start today and start saving people's lives.
Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social) reply parent
He's the turd that will not flush.
Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social)
No.
Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social)
This is where Fascist America is at.
BladeoftheSun (@bladeofthes.bsky.social) reposted
They want to leave the ECHR because it will allow them to abolish the State Pension, the Minimum Wage, paid holiday and sick leave. It would make them tens of billions a year. But of course they say immigration, because they can't tell you the real reason.
Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social)
www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/lifesty...
Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social) reply parent
Equal parts disturbing and pathetic.
Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social) reply parent
You misheard us mate: "fat orange fascist cunt" is what we call you. Thank you for your attention on this matter.
Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social)
Bank holiday. Nice drive out to the Lancashire coast with the family. But wait... Almost every bridge draped with union flags (50% of them upside down) and shitty St George cross flags. One part of Burnley with flags on every lamppost for about a mile. Twatriot flag-shagging Racists can fuck off.
Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social) reply parent
Brazen, shameless and an over-inflated sense of entitlement. Hopefully she'll blunder into some breaking of her parole terms and end up back in prison.
Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social)
It's a cover-up, innit!?
Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social)
This. Come on America, get your shit together.
yipsticktoys.com (@yipsticktoys.com) reposted reply parent
Sure Looks 👀 like a police state !!
Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social)
Papers please...
Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social)
How do these people go home at night and explain to their families what they do?
Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social)
I think it's fair to say that prison food portions aren't as meagre as we may imagine...
quitedo (@q1t3d0.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
The news here is actually "woman pleads guilty to inciting violence, is found guilty under pre-existing legislation, is sentenced under pre-existing guidelines and is released on licence".
Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social) reply parent
I think the extreme likelihood is that she's a bit thick as well as being a racist twat.
Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social) reply parent
My first thought.
bwglaw.legal (@bwglaw.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
She doesn’t appear to have been rehabilitated. And risks being recalled to prison for speaking to the media while on licence.
Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social) reply parent
She was found guilty because she pleaded guilty.
Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social) reply parent
Given that she pleaded guilty, a counter writ should get her clacker flapping.
Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social) reply parent
Really great thread - but unlikely to make the front page of the Daily Heil.
Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social)
Part of a great thread, this. Funny thing is, if no-one notices if net migration falls by 400,000, how come everyone seems to notice when it goes up by 400,000? I despair of this shitty country sometimes. Not only are most people sheep, they're thick sheep too.
Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social)
Its fair to say that America has fallen. There appears to be be no appetite to even attempt to restore law, justice and constitutional control. Time to sanction the USA. Cut off all diplomatic and trade activities and leave it to rot. Maybe then something will change.
Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social) reply parent
Sucked out of the filter at the shallow end of the gene pool.
Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social) reply parent
But put paint on an RAF aircraft... This is vandalism too.
Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social) reply parent
Russian flag colours.
Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social)
Happy Friday everyone. Is the Mango Mussolini dead yet? 🍊
Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social) reply parent
Fick.
Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social) reply parent
I hear typography is woke now, father...
Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social)
What are the odds she's sucking his stinky mushroom dick?
Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social)
Also a great spot for lunch!
Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social)
I don't want to attend water company board meetings and get ignored by twats on million-pound bonuses. I want to turn on my tap and get clean water, flush my toilet and watch my shit disappear - and not see it again floating in my local river. Public ownership now.
Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social) reply parent
Delusional.
Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social) reply parent
Sounds like they've stopped. Success. Can we get back to being a normal nation now?
Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social) reply parent
Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social)
Some people are born stupid, some become stupid and some have stupidity thrust upon them
Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social) reply parent
I ditched in January after 12 years. Never looked back. The Nazis can have it
Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social) reply parent
What a massive thundercunt he is.
Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social) reply parent
What an almighty thundercunt
Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social) reply parent
What a cunt.
Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social) reply parent
It's a bit like guessing if a geranium has dementia.
Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social) reply parent
Mostly because they're thick, lazy and incompetent. Their bullshit rhetoric doesn't survive exposure to actual daylight.
Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social) reply parent
Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social) reply parent
He's just chair-meat in the meeting.
Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social)
"Legitimate concerns..."
Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social) reply parent
As The Doors once said: 'The old get old and the young get stronger. May take a week, and it might take longer. They got the guns, but we got the numbers. Gonna win, yeah, we're taking over. COME ON!'
Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social) reply parent
I very much doubt it. Bloody foreigners coming over here and breaking the law. Deport him immediately.
Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social) reply parent
Crime in Washington DC is rife in the White House. Bulldoze that!
Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social)
I've been an angler for over 40 years. Never been fishing dressed like this. They're going to get fish slime and maggot juice on their lovely chinos.
Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social)
American authoritarianism comes knocking on the UK's door. Quite literally. Tell them that the occupants' details are on the electoral roll, and that unless they come back with a warrant for the social media details, that this conversation is over.
Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social) reply parent
I saw this. She's desperately trying to remain relevant by quoting irrelevances as evidence. Her time is over. Time for politics to move on.
Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social) reply parent
Dangerous bastards don't come in boats, they come in motorcades
Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social) reply parent
TBF, he should be snatched from the street, zip-tied, chucked in a van, dragged to a compound out town, held for three months without seeing a lawyer, in deeply insanitary conditions, while his immigrants wife and immigrant kids get split up and incarcerated 500 miles apart with zero contact.
Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social)
Now we're in my wheelhouse. Fishing without a licence is a criminal offence that carries a £2,500 fine and the confiscation of your equipment. Lammy and JD Vance both broke the law. As a foreigner breaking a UK law, Vance should be seized and forcibly deported.
Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social) reply parent
What a fucking weapon.
Brass Monkeys (@brassmonkeys.bsky.social) reply parent
She's fucking mental