Yeah -- what did they ever do except bring me into the world, right? Have a great Labor Day, my dear! ❤️
Full-time public school teacher, part-time writer, all-the-time husband. Came here for the resistance. Stayed for the kindness and all the pictures of bookshelves.
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Yeah -- what did they ever do except bring me into the world, right? Have a great Labor Day, my dear! ❤️
Good morning, Lawrence! Wishing the same to you!
Good morning, Eggz! I'm late to the party this morning, but good luck with the lotto! Daughter: Dad, what's an example of a palindrome? Dad: Mom. Daughter: Ugh, fine... Mom, what's an example of a palindrome? Mom: Dad. Daughter: OH MY GOD WHY WON'T YOU GUYS HELP ME???!
Morning, Shug!
Slow Sunday morning on the deck, with Dali, living her best life. (Photo credit to Mrs. B, who is under the blanket.)
I knew I could count on you! 😉
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A priest asks a rabbi has ever broken a rule of his faith. "Yes," the rabbi says. "I was tempted once and had a ham sandwich. What about you, Father?" "Yes," the priest says. "I once had sex with a woman." The rabbi nods wisely. "Beats the shit out of a ham sandwich, doesn't it?"
😂😂😂 I laugh as I bite I to coffeecake... Good morning, Jeryzner!
Good morning, Eggz! This is similar to how every ceramics project I ever made in school ended up as an ashtray...
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Couldn't happen to a nicer guy -- thanks for including me, my friend, and congrats on 25k! ✌💙
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😂😂😂 Good morning, Dennis!
😂😂😂 Good morning, Arnold!
😂😂😂 Gotta love it when you're scoring with a Mythology joke! Good morning, Gorgeous!
😂😂😂 Good morning, Schultziepie!
😂😂😂 Good morning, Jen!
😂😂😂 Good.morning, ST!
Thank you for all you have done to keep the laughter flowing! Best wishes! ✌💙
Good morning, Mersy! Two doctors are chatting at a convention... 1st: "What's up with you? You seem down." 2nd: "I feel guilty. I had sex with one of my patients." 1st: "Big deal. Half the docs here have done that." 2nd: "Maybe. But half the docs here aren't veterinarians!"
Good morning, Shug!
Good morning, Eggz! I'm afraid I don't have much for you this morning.... I was going to tell you a joke about pizza, but it was way too cheesy. Then I was going to tell you a joke about housecleaning, but I can't seem to finish it. Hope everyone has a great day anyway!
😂😂😂 Good morning!
😂😂😂 Good morning, Jen!
😂😂 Good morning, Amy Sue!
😂😂 Good.morning, Sue!
😂😂😂 Good morning, Jeryzner!
😂😂😂 Good morning, Schultziepie!
😂😂😂 Good morning, Ro!
😂😂😂 Mornin', Jimmy!
😂😂😂 Mornin', TTM!
😂😂😂 Good morning, Mersy! I was in a tailor shop recently when a naked man walked into the store. "Hey, get outta here!" the tailor said. "You can't come in here like that!" "C'mon, man," the naked guy said. "Cut me some slacks!" Have a great day, y'all!
Mornin', Shug! Happy to be of service!
Morning, Eggz! Just like whoever said "one small thing can't make a difference" never had a mosquito in their tent! In other news, did you hear about the king who was only 12 inches tall? He was a horrible king, but a fantastic ruler! Have a great day, jokesters!
Thank you so much, my friend! Liked, followed all, and reposted! ✌️ 💙
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First victory of the new school year -- the pants I have not worn since May still fit!
Thanks, Ro! Have a wonderful day, as well!
Thanks, Joy! Good morning!
Isn't that the truth! Good morning, Kathleen!
😂😂😂 Yikes! I don't even want to know how they make EXTRA Virgin Olive Oil! Have a great day, Gorgeous!
😂😂😂 Excellent!
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Mornin', Shug! 😂😂😂
Morning, Eggz! I had my coffee this morning and immediately felt terribly sad. Turns out I accidentally bought depresso. Hopefully, lunch goes better. I'm going to make fried beans, because maybe they're just as good as refried beans and we've all been wasting a lot of time.
Morning, Jeryzner! I spent most of my career in Social Studies but am now in high school Alt Ed. Basically, if it helps credit-deficient juniors and seniors across the finish line, that's what I do. Thanks for the warm wishes and have a wonderful week!
And hello to you, too, my dear! Hope your day treats you kindly! ✌💙☕
Hi Bob! Thanks for hosting! ✌
And good evening to you, Damian. Hope all is well! ✌
Good morning, Bob, Foxy, and Friends! It's back-to-back lol week (for meetings) and students start next week! Here's hoping that the events of your life bring you joy and happiness -- Happy Monday, y'all!
Good morning, Ro! Have a wonderful day! ✌💙
I can get behind this kind of thinking!
Due to tasty food and beverages, I have decided to postpone my "summer body" to the summer of 2027.
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Or "playing." I swear I wasn't drinking this morning....
😂😂😂 You are KILLING me this morning! I'm drinking hot coffee here!
Right back atcha, Missy. Thanks for p!aging with me. 😘
Any size is the perfect size in the Lord's eyes... 😇
Thank you, Allie! You be sure to do the same! ✌💙
Morning, Shug! 😂😂😂
Good morning, LLG! ✌💙
I do so little running, but occasionally I need to exercise. 😂
Good morning, Schultziepie! 😂😂😂 This is absolutely something my father would have said!
Morning, Amy! 😂😂😂
😂😂😂 Good morning, Joni!
Poor Santa... Milk and cookies seem like poor consolation! Good morning, Gorgeous! 😂💙😂
😂😂😂 Goodness -- it's going to be crowded in that corner today! Good morning, Ro!
Good morning, DL! ✌💙
Good morning, Eggz! It's Sunday, a day of blessings! I, for example, was blessed with an 10-inch penis. At least, that's what Father Murphy SAID he was doing... (I'll be in the corner, and then moving on to Hell...) (Though in both cases, I already know a few cool people there.😉)
Morning, Jaye! Always a joy to hear from you! ✌💙☕
You're so nice, you said it twice! Good morning to you, charming Stacey, and may the sun shine brightly for you today! ✌💙☕
Good morning to you and the whole #BreakfastCrew! Hope y'all have fabulous days! ✌💙
Good morning, Bob and friends! Hope everyone has a wonderful day of rest! ✌💙
Good morning, Mersy! Sorry I'm a little late this morning -- I was reading a book about anti-gravity. It's really hard to put down. Happy Saturday, y'all!
Good morning, Jeryzner! 😂😂😂
😂😂😂 I always wanted to be a man of letters! Good morning, DL!
Morning, Sandor!
Good morning, Gorgeous! It's slightly different in my part of the world, but funny either way!
😂😂😂 Mornin', Shug!
Good morning, Joni! 😂😂😂
😂😂😂 Good morning, Amy Sue!
Good morning, Ginny! 😂😂😂
😂😂😂 Good morning, Eggz!
😂😂😂 Good morning, Schultziepie! Have a wonderful weekend!
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