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created October 19, 2023

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Profile picture Tomato Szn (@bskylife.bsky.social) reply parent

I have a friend (a doctor!) who lost her dad the exact same way. He wouldn't even accept his physician daughter's pleas to get vaccinated.

3/9/2025, 8:44:26 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tomato Szn (@bskylife.bsky.social) reply parent

Who was President when that happened Mehmet?

3/9/2025, 8:01:41 PM | 415 11 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tomato Szn (@bskylife.bsky.social) reply parent

They paid for Trainor and by god you're going to watch Trainor.

3/9/2025, 5:20:45 PM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The reason is that it clearly doesn't work correctly.

3/9/2025, 2:13:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tomato Szn (@bskylife.bsky.social) reply parent

What tasks?

3/9/2025, 1:42:19 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tomato Szn (@bskylife.bsky.social) reply parent

That’s how Hegseth deals with it.

3/9/2025, 3:05:55 AM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tomato Szn (@bskylife.bsky.social) reply parent

I have been to multiple weddings where the couples story is “we met during Covid” and everyone understands what time period they mean.

3/9/2025, 1:50:25 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tomato Szn (@bskylife.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s not an unpopular take for the 99% of the population that uses the term in that way.

3/9/2025, 1:02:30 AM | 23 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tomato Szn (@bskylife.bsky.social) reply parent

No, it’s not. This is how language works. 99% of people use “during Covid” to describe the lockdown era.

3/9/2025, 1:00:07 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tomato Szn (@bskylife.bsky.social) reply parent

The real world uses “During Covid” to describe the lockdown portion of the pandemic.

3/9/2025, 12:58:41 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tomato Szn (@bskylife.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes, we certainly wouldn't want any psychos walking around.

2/9/2025, 4:18:46 PM | 57 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tomato Szn (@bskylife.bsky.social) reply parent

I do think its right that he wouldn't do some "liberation day" shit like Trump did simply because he isn't obsessed with that kind of spectacle like Trump is.

2/9/2025, 2:47:23 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tomato Szn (@bskylife.bsky.social) reply parent

I mean JFC, one of these articles is from 2023! No one was choosing to wearing a mask strictly because of government guidelines in 2023!

2/9/2025, 1:13:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tomato Szn (@bskylife.bsky.social) reply parent

"You can do this" is not the same as "definitely do this". Believe it or not people have agency and the government cannot and should not control every aspect of our lives.

2/9/2025, 1:11:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tomato Szn (@bskylife.bsky.social) reply parent

Brink walks off the bus with 3 fouls.

2/9/2025, 3:41:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tomato Szn (@bskylife.bsky.social) reply parent

Nobody from the Biden “pushed unmasking”. Thats a wild thing to claim. People made individual choices after having lived with Covid for a year and having access to a free vaccine provided by the government.

2/9/2025, 3:22:23 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He’s always been a showman.

2/9/2025, 3:13:37 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tomato Szn (@bskylife.bsky.social) reply parent

You cant fool me! I know Otm Shank when I see him!

2/9/2025, 1:48:03 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tomato Szn (@bskylife.bsky.social) reply parent

I get what you’re saying but I don’t think it’s the same energy. That was more earnest faith in institutions which would surely fix everything. This is gallows humor now that we know those institutions won’t save us.

2/9/2025, 12:57:01 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tomato Szn (@bskylife.bsky.social) reply parent

They presided over more deaths because Trump supporters refused to get vaccinated.

2/9/2025, 12:49:57 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tomato Szn (@bskylife.bsky.social) reply parent

A million Americans died. Fuck off.

2/9/2025, 12:40:16 AM | 23 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tomato Szn (@bskylife.bsky.social) reply parent

Maybe? Kinda looked like him but I wasn’t sure.

2/9/2025, 12:17:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He’s a grump who dresses like a hobo, how could it fail?

2/9/2025, 12:13:04 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tomato Szn (@bskylife.bsky.social) reply parent

Worse than the Iraq war he claims!

1/9/2025, 10:10:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tomato Szn (@bskylife.bsky.social) reply parent

You know whats really hard on kids? Their teachers and parents dying.

1/9/2025, 6:44:57 PM | 30 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tomato Szn (@bskylife.bsky.social) reply parent

What's the joke, exactly? That people think a shaken martini is weaker despite that not actually being true?

1/9/2025, 1:36:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tomato Szn (@bskylife.bsky.social) reply parent

He orders a Vesper in Casino Royale, the movie.

1/9/2025, 4:08:49 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tomato Szn (@bskylife.bsky.social) reply parent

A vesper is not weak. It’s all liquor. None of you know what you’re talking about.

1/9/2025, 3:52:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tomato Szn (@bskylife.bsky.social) reply parent

And he’s wrong as well.

1/9/2025, 3:51:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tomato Szn (@bskylife.bsky.social) reply parent

The amount of melted ice is marginal. It’s still 99% liquor.

1/9/2025, 2:41:01 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tomato Szn (@bskylife.bsky.social) reply parent

The Vesper is not a weak drink. It’s literally all liquor. He says in the books he likes to have only a single drink which is very strong and very cold.

1/9/2025, 2:40:22 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tomato Szn (@bskylife.bsky.social) reply parent

If you get good results you are, in fact, good.

31/8/2025, 8:49:18 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tomato Szn (@bskylife.bsky.social) reply parent

Feels like a contradiction until you realize the common thread is that they are embracing “forbidden knowledge” that the “elites/experts” have been keeping secret.

31/8/2025, 6:21:36 PM | 67 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tomato Szn (@bskylife.bsky.social) reply parent

There are too many teams in the Big 10.

31/8/2025, 5:14:30 PM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tomato Szn (@bskylife.bsky.social) reply parent

Clearly had arm talent but his fundamentals look terrible.

31/8/2025, 2:20:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tomato Szn (@bskylife.bsky.social)

Hell yes.

30/8/2025, 11:59:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Do they practice loading and unloading the bus?

30/8/2025, 11:55:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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One game into the season, my hot take is this: There are too many teams in the Big 10.

30/8/2025, 7:40:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tomato Szn (@bskylife.bsky.social) reply parent

Rule of cool.

30/8/2025, 7:12:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tomato Szn (@bskylife.bsky.social) reply parent

On the eve of Tennessee vs Syracuse, are you mad?!!

30/8/2025, 2:37:54 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tomato Szn (@bskylife.bsky.social) reply parent

I mean he’s not personally collecting the tarriffs. And businesses will understandably balk at paying tarriffs they don’t legally have to pay.

30/8/2025, 12:21:12 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tomato Szn (@bskylife.bsky.social) reply parent

Financially, even better.

30/8/2025, 12:04:12 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tomato Szn (@bskylife.bsky.social) reply parent

He can blame all he wants, doesn’t mean people will believe it. People (rightly or wrongly) blame the incumbent party when the economy struggles. He can’t shake that off.

29/8/2025, 11:50:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tomato Szn (@bskylife.bsky.social) reply parent

Done and done.

29/8/2025, 11:46:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tomato Szn (@bskylife.bsky.social) reply parent

Is he playing Bob Segar?

29/8/2025, 11:17:34 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tomato Szn (@bskylife.bsky.social)

The Army game just had an interview with the Secretary of the Army. Which is normal enough. What’s not normal is that he is also the acting ATF director. And according to Wikipedia his age is uncertain?

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29/8/2025, 10:59:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tomato Szn (@bskylife.bsky.social) reply parent

I don't think he's joking.

29/8/2025, 9:55:57 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tomato Szn (@bskylife.bsky.social) reply parent

Off topic but bugging me: why do so many of these press conferences take place in a driveway?

29/8/2025, 9:53:47 PM | 9 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tomato Szn (@bskylife.bsky.social) reply parent

Talk about great publicity. “These are so good OSU sued us!”

29/8/2025, 8:24:09 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tomato Szn (@bskylife.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh so now they don't like AI? Make up your minds.

29/8/2025, 6:08:48 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tomato Szn (@bskylife.bsky.social) reply parent

WAR is not determined by what announcers fixate on. And if you did check the states you would know what Ohtani is 40 points better in OPS and Judge is 150 points better. And that's before accounting for Schwarber's dreadful defense.

29/8/2025, 3:22:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tomato Szn (@bskylife.bsky.social) reply parent

It never occurred to me before, but we should absolutely make calling him "Colonel Lee" a thing to piss off Confederate defenders.

29/8/2025, 3:15:07 PM | 796 69 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tomato Szn (@bskylife.bsky.social) reply parent

beat him with a Pickleball serve, that’s gonna sting.

29/8/2025, 4:12:00 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tomato Szn (@bskylife.bsky.social) reply parent

But what if i was to acquire players from the Transfer Portal and pass them off as my own recruits?

29/8/2025, 2:55:31 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tomato Szn (@bskylife.bsky.social) reply parent

Shwarber doesn’t lead his own team in WAR.

29/8/2025, 1:35:31 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tomato Szn (@bskylife.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes, really. Got check the stats.

29/8/2025, 1:34:43 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tomato Szn (@bskylife.bsky.social) reply parent

Judge and Ohatani do things besides just HRs, that’s why they are more valuable.

29/8/2025, 1:26:10 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tomato Szn (@bskylife.bsky.social) reply parent

He doesn’t even have the highest WAR on his own team.

29/8/2025, 1:24:11 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tomato Szn (@bskylife.bsky.social) reply parent

Just wait and see what happened next.

29/8/2025, 1:12:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tomato Szn (@bskylife.bsky.social) reply parent

It clearly hasn’t worked the 99% either. Cowboys havent been to the SB since the Clinton Administration.

29/8/2025, 12:04:16 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tomato Szn (@bskylife.bsky.social) reply parent

“He is better than a multiple time pro bowler” um sick burn, I guess.

28/8/2025, 10:34:05 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tomato Szn (@bskylife.bsky.social) reply parent

For the actual job, no. For what MAGA thinks the job is (shitposting and babbling on TV), he’s qualified.

28/8/2025, 10:22:27 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is good but what are they doing about the people who are already doing damage? DOGE showed that Trump doesn’t need confirmed officials to just break shit.

28/8/2025, 10:04:10 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He even drafted Micah Parsons.

28/8/2025, 9:38:50 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Isn’t the point of Burning Man to be outside? Don’t hide your orgy under a bushel.

28/8/2025, 9:28:50 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Someone needs to get Power of Attorney for Jerry.

28/8/2025, 9:24:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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28/8/2025, 6:10:38 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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28/8/2025, 6:09:19 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If you thought the Army marching was a little too precise, just wait till you see sailors try to march.

28/8/2025, 6:08:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The belief that trans people are real and should be allowed to exist.

28/8/2025, 5:46:02 PM | 83 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Shooter wasn't a minor.

28/8/2025, 5:44:14 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yup. A rich guy who thought of driving as "getting chauffeured around".

28/8/2025, 4:25:24 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tomato Szn (@bskylife.bsky.social) reply parent

An engineer claiming that people should give more power to engineers in order to "fix" society? How novel.

28/8/2025, 4:22:54 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tomato Szn (@bskylife.bsky.social) reply parent

Ah yes, Robert Moses, famous champion of mass transit.

28/8/2025, 4:21:45 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tomato Szn (@bskylife.bsky.social) reply parent

Though to be clear he's not as far gone as Silver, and he mostly sticks to political takes. And doesn't have (to my knowledge) a crippling gambling addition like Silver.

28/8/2025, 3:04:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tomato Szn (@bskylife.bsky.social) reply parent

He is. Same trajectory. He started out as a pretty good data guy and then has slowly evolved into a Pundit.

28/8/2025, 3:01:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tomato Szn (@bskylife.bsky.social) reply parent

Conservatives: stop whining about Microaggressions. Also conservatives: DON'T FROWN AT ME!

28/8/2025, 2:08:17 PM | 37 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tomato Szn (@bskylife.bsky.social) reply parent

This is literally the "self censorship" that Free Speech Warriors claim is a massive danger to civilization!

28/8/2025, 1:54:46 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tomato Szn (@bskylife.bsky.social) reply parent

I think its about Liz Gilbert writing about poisoning her friend with cancer, which was maybe real or maybe not but 100% bonkers.

27/8/2025, 7:17:32 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tomato Szn (@bskylife.bsky.social) reply parent

My current #1 question for the 2028 primary contenders: How many DOGE punks do you promise to put in jail?

27/8/2025, 7:04:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Belichick vs West, coming to an IP court near you.

27/8/2025, 7:02:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I prefer the reserve Pinto.

27/8/2025, 6:09:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tomato Szn (@bskylife.bsky.social) reply parent

I don't think its "the Left" who are primarily not voting for women.

27/8/2025, 5:51:07 PM | 30 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tomato Szn (@bskylife.bsky.social) reply parent

Too bad he wasn’t on the ballot. Bill Clinton was similarly high in 2000, didn’t help Gore win.

27/8/2025, 5:49:07 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Did they pick them to come in last?

27/8/2025, 5:04:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tomato Szn (@bskylife.bsky.social) reply parent

How has he never had a Fansville Cameo?

27/8/2025, 5:02:21 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tomato Szn (@bskylife.bsky.social) reply parent

As a formerly husky 12 year old boy I can tell you I would not be bum rushing some dude with a fucking bushmaster.

27/8/2025, 4:56:58 PM | 28 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tomato Szn (@bskylife.bsky.social) reply parent

And that's not even addressing the political reality of your suggestions. "Empower local groups to set rent" if you could plausibly do that you wouldn't need to.

27/8/2025, 3:23:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tomato Szn (@bskylife.bsky.social) reply parent

As a heart attack. They way to bring prices down is to increase supply. The way to increase supply is to build more housing. None of what you proposed results in more housing being built. None of it incentivizes building. Just the opposite in most cases.

27/8/2025, 3:22:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tomato Szn (@bskylife.bsky.social) reply parent

When are you going to name the incentives? These are all controls which will not incentivize new building.

27/8/2025, 3:08:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tomato Szn (@bskylife.bsky.social) reply parent

Such as...

27/8/2025, 2:37:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Where did he buy the original sandwich? Seems like a natural bit of marketing for them.

27/8/2025, 2:32:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tomato Szn (@bskylife.bsky.social) reply parent

And block out his nails on a chalkboard voice and ignore all the batshit crazy things he has said and done.

27/8/2025, 2:00:29 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tomato Szn (@bskylife.bsky.social) reply parent

Apparently a Grand Jury will indict a ham sandwich but not a sub.

27/8/2025, 1:58:33 PM | 12 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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But we won’t. Price controls discourage building.

27/8/2025, 4:44:38 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I like to think Brown would consider Yarvin to be a fraud.

27/8/2025, 4:24:58 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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lol no.

27/8/2025, 3:23:08 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tomato Szn (@bskylife.bsky.social) reply parent

Ok that's actually funny.

26/8/2025, 6:32:04 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Runs too upright, likely to get washed out of the play.

26/8/2025, 6:25:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is why Hegseth couldn't join the Navy.

26/8/2025, 5:47:17 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view