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Buckaroo's Bonsai🤙🌊

@buckaroosbonsai.bsky.social

"No matter where you go, there you are" I'm just a little tree from the 8th dimension, sent here to spread sarcasm, and pet all the dogs. Except Chihuahuas! Never again you shaky vicious bastards! https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=yGPqYrydOoPkbyyN

created November 4, 2023

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1/9/2025, 9:43:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Unfortunately it's not the "thing" we all want it to be...

1/9/2025, 9:07:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So they don't have to at least have a middle school education anymore?

1/9/2025, 9:06:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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😂😂😂

1/9/2025, 9:05:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Only if there is a mildly attractive couch.

1/9/2025, 9:03:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Looks like they are setting up his dumpster funeral pyre...

1/9/2025, 9:03:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 8:56:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That may be a bit of an understatement...

1/9/2025, 8:51:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 8:48:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Who's a good doggo? You're a good doggo.

1/9/2025, 8:41:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No shit. Every time he opens his mouth it's an assault on my hearing.

1/9/2025, 7:52:21 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 7:47:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm all out of bubblegum!

1/9/2025, 7:46:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 7:43:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Unfortunately our clown prince of crime isn't ⬇️⬇️⬇️

1/9/2025, 7:43:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah, I went to art school so good luck with that.

1/9/2025, 7:42:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Most intelligent speech he has ever given.

1/9/2025, 7:40:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So he left DC?

1/9/2025, 7:39:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They need to send the SC boys home. I need some people to help with my yard makeover, and they have had plenty of practice in DC.

1/9/2025, 7:37:53 PM | 10 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 7:30:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yes this is a tragic loss, but am I going to hell if this is the 1st thing I thought of when I read the headline? ⬇️⬇️⬇️ youtu.be/-KTsXHXMkJA?...

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1/9/2025, 2:31:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I would eat.

1/9/2025, 1:00:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I say we let the Thai Army handle it. They are pretty good at dictator disposal.

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1/9/2025, 12:57:16 PM | 16 5 | View on Bluesky | view

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youtu.be/ADdpLv3RDhA?...

1/9/2025, 12:38:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump every time he opens his disgusting McDonald's hole⬇️

1/9/2025, 12:27:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Holy shit I just found my people!

1/9/2025, 12:20:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hopefully it is his last.

1/9/2025, 3:51:33 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I say we let the Thai Army handle the final arrangements... 🤔

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31/8/2025, 11:39:13 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 2:16:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah I would have used Yakety Sax... 🤔 You know because of the whole clown show and absurdity of this administration. youtu.be/Zcq_xLi2NGo?...

30/8/2025, 9:55:56 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 7:38:43 PM | 5 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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He is probably getting an oompa loompa skin treatment... But we can all hope for a pine box in a dumpster fire.

30/8/2025, 7:33:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 2:32:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 2:06:50 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 2:04:38 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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youtu.be/fAb8Q9X2xAc?...

29/8/2025, 11:31:43 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/8/2025, 11:30:46 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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28/8/2025, 8:32:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Looks like I'm going down a Husker Du rabbit hole today, and I couldn't be happier.

28/8/2025, 12:35:49 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The last good browser was called "The Encyclopedia Britannica".

28/8/2025, 12:30:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ummm yeah. They are way too busy thumping it, to actually open it... 🤔

28/8/2025, 12:08:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ladies and Germs... The Casualties!

28/8/2025, 3:00:17 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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27/8/2025, 8:39:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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youtu.be/byEGjLU2egA?...

27/8/2025, 12:00:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hey now. That belittles trash.

27/8/2025, 11:58:53 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yup. They think mayo is a spice.

27/8/2025, 11:57:58 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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To the Bluesky community and everyone who follows and fights.

26/8/2025, 8:58:50 PM | 3038 520 | View on Bluesky | view

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So any random Tuesday at Don Jr's house... 🤔

27/8/2025, 12:40:46 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If only there was some all powerful being out there who was good at smiting...🤔

26/8/2025, 4:08:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I say we let the Thai Army handle the very obese remains....

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26/8/2025, 2:06:22 PM | 12 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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I see your childhood trauma and raise you ⬇️⬇️⬇️ children's movies went hard back in the day.

26/8/2025, 1:45:09 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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She actually lives a few doors down from me. (When in SC) Let's just say that I'm not the only neighbor that lets their dog poop in her yard every morning.

25/8/2025, 7:53:39 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think that is his crew of makeup artists.🤔

25/8/2025, 3:09:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No she is still a bat shit crazy lunatic with a bathroom obsession.

25/8/2025, 3:05:07 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He could die, but the earth's temperature will surely rise minutes later from the world letting out a collective sigh of relief, thus melting all the ice caps bringing forth the realization of one of the shittiest movies of all time "Water World".

25/8/2025, 3:00:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Proof that multiple college degrees don't equal intelligence.

25/8/2025, 2:51:59 PM | 15 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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25/8/2025, 2:47:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That it should

25/8/2025, 2:08:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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25/8/2025, 2:00:42 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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25/8/2025, 1:48:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hmmmmm 🤔 I have never had coffee with a kinky mind and a flexible body... Research may have to be done.

25/8/2025, 1:44:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lettuce should never and I mean NEVER be a substitute for bread.

25/8/2025, 1:39:08 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pretty sure his fat ass is still stuck in that tube.

25/8/2025, 1:34:41 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Coffee just shot out my nose, and I thank you for it😂😂😂

25/8/2025, 1:32:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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25/8/2025, 1:30:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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25/8/2025, 1:20:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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25/8/2025, 1:15:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Doesn't it go up every year? I know mine has.

25/8/2025, 1:04:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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25/8/2025, 1:38:18 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Still relevant today.

24/8/2025, 9:53:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Damn. If they had a bunch of migrants painting that fence it would already be finished.... 🤔

24/8/2025, 9:52:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The best bartender at Dun's name is Rhonda.

24/8/2025, 9:50:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ah... The christian way. 🤔

24/8/2025, 1:10:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Let's not forget Little Lady Lindsey Graham.

24/8/2025, 1:09:41 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Only 160 lies? That must have been a short speech.

24/8/2025, 12:49:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Do you have any idea what the street value of this mountain is?" I may have to watch that tonight.

23/8/2025, 11:22:37 PM | 9 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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She is my damn neighbor, and let me tell you that her front yard is a gender neutral/ species neutral bathroom. My dog will only poop in her yard. He's a good boy!

23/8/2025, 11:20:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"It's pure snow!"

23/8/2025, 11:16:35 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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"She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid."

23/8/2025, 2:10:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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23/8/2025, 1:53:44 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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23/8/2025, 1:11:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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23/8/2025, 12:50:50 AM | 14 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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What? Since when is the U.S. in a douche bag recession?

23/8/2025, 12:46:36 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Awesome commercial, but I can feel my teeth ache, from that tasty tasty bru. 😂

23/8/2025, 12:44:15 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Classic SyFy. Get an interesting show with a great cast then cancel it after a few seasons.

22/8/2025, 11:57:19 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I wonder if he went to the ring of Hell where Jerry Falwell, Rush Limbaugh, and people who talk loudly during a movie are located... 🤔

22/8/2025, 11:53:53 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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22/8/2025, 11:46:42 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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22/8/2025, 11:20:53 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Man I remember when this game was actually fun to play.

21/8/2025, 4:02:01 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Now imagine how pissed off maga will be if they actually used any spices in their bland ass "food"...

21/8/2025, 2:17:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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21/8/2025, 1:27:40 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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youtu.be/3zZ5uDSBATo?...

21/8/2025, 1:14:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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21/8/2025, 4:01:12 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh shit. No truer words have ever been posted.

21/8/2025, 3:53:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Good show? What am I saying? Of course it's was a good show 🤦. I'm going to see them on the 9th of September.

21/8/2025, 3:48:13 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The whole damn country could use a bit more punk these days.

19/8/2025, 1:40:15 PM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If you can hear this photo, something definitely cracked when you got up this morning.

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19/8/2025, 1:37:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The bartender says "we don't serve your kind here, get the fuck out!"

18/8/2025, 12:10:00 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Seems like the most logical outcome for witnessing a pedo suck off a war criminal... 🤔

18/8/2025, 12:06:42 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view