Buckaroo's Bonsai🤙🌊 (@buckaroosbonsai.bsky.social) reply parent
"No matter where you go, there you are" I'm just a little tree from the 8th dimension, sent here to spread sarcasm, and pet all the dogs. Except Chihuahuas! Never again you shaky vicious bastards! https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=yGPqYrydOoPkbyyN
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Buckaroo's Bonsai🤙🌊 (@buckaroosbonsai.bsky.social) reply parent
Unfortunately it's not the "thing" we all want it to be...
Buckaroo's Bonsai🤙🌊 (@buckaroosbonsai.bsky.social) reply parent
So they don't have to at least have a middle school education anymore?
Buckaroo's Bonsai🤙🌊 (@buckaroosbonsai.bsky.social) reply parent
😂😂😂
Buckaroo's Bonsai🤙🌊 (@buckaroosbonsai.bsky.social) reply parent
Only if there is a mildly attractive couch.
Buckaroo's Bonsai🤙🌊 (@buckaroosbonsai.bsky.social) reply parent
Looks like they are setting up his dumpster funeral pyre...
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Buckaroo's Bonsai🤙🌊 (@buckaroosbonsai.bsky.social) reply parent
That may be a bit of an understatement...
Buckaroo's Bonsai🤙🌊 (@buckaroosbonsai.bsky.social) reply parent
Buckaroo's Bonsai🤙🌊 (@buckaroosbonsai.bsky.social) reply parent
Who's a good doggo? You're a good doggo.
Buckaroo's Bonsai🤙🌊 (@buckaroosbonsai.bsky.social) reply parent
No shit. Every time he opens his mouth it's an assault on my hearing.
Buckaroo's Bonsai🤙🌊 (@buckaroosbonsai.bsky.social) reply parent
Buckaroo's Bonsai🤙🌊 (@buckaroosbonsai.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm all out of bubblegum!
Buckaroo's Bonsai🤙🌊 (@buckaroosbonsai.bsky.social) reply parent
Buckaroo's Bonsai🤙🌊 (@buckaroosbonsai.bsky.social) reply parent
Unfortunately our clown prince of crime isn't ⬇️⬇️⬇️
Buckaroo's Bonsai🤙🌊 (@buckaroosbonsai.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, I went to art school so good luck with that.
Buckaroo's Bonsai🤙🌊 (@buckaroosbonsai.bsky.social) reply parent
Most intelligent speech he has ever given.
Buckaroo's Bonsai🤙🌊 (@buckaroosbonsai.bsky.social) reply parent
So he left DC?
Buckaroo's Bonsai🤙🌊 (@buckaroosbonsai.bsky.social) reply parent
They need to send the SC boys home. I need some people to help with my yard makeover, and they have had plenty of practice in DC.
Buckaroo's Bonsai🤙🌊 (@buckaroosbonsai.bsky.social)
Yes this is a tragic loss, but am I going to hell if this is the 1st thing I thought of when I read the headline? ⬇️⬇️⬇️ youtu.be/-KTsXHXMkJA?...
Buckaroo's Bonsai🤙🌊 (@buckaroosbonsai.bsky.social) reply parent
I would eat.
Buckaroo's Bonsai🤙🌊 (@buckaroosbonsai.bsky.social) reply parent
I say we let the Thai Army handle it. They are pretty good at dictator disposal.
Buckaroo's Bonsai🤙🌊 (@buckaroosbonsai.bsky.social) reply parent
youtu.be/ADdpLv3RDhA?...
Buckaroo's Bonsai🤙🌊 (@buckaroosbonsai.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump every time he opens his disgusting McDonald's hole⬇️
Buckaroo's Bonsai🤙🌊 (@buckaroosbonsai.bsky.social) reply parent
Holy shit I just found my people!
Buckaroo's Bonsai🤙🌊 (@buckaroosbonsai.bsky.social) reply parent
Hopefully it is his last.
Buckaroo's Bonsai🤙🌊 (@buckaroosbonsai.bsky.social) reply parent
I say we let the Thai Army handle the final arrangements... 🤔
Buckaroo's Bonsai🤙🌊 (@buckaroosbonsai.bsky.social) reply parent
Buckaroo's Bonsai🤙🌊 (@buckaroosbonsai.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah I would have used Yakety Sax... 🤔 You know because of the whole clown show and absurdity of this administration. youtu.be/Zcq_xLi2NGo?...
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Buckaroo's Bonsai🤙🌊 (@buckaroosbonsai.bsky.social) reply parent
He is probably getting an oompa loompa skin treatment... But we can all hope for a pine box in a dumpster fire.
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Buckaroo's Bonsai🤙🌊 (@buckaroosbonsai.bsky.social) reply parent
youtu.be/fAb8Q9X2xAc?...
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Buckaroo's Bonsai🤙🌊 (@buckaroosbonsai.bsky.social) reply parent
Looks like I'm going down a Husker Du rabbit hole today, and I couldn't be happier.
Buckaroo's Bonsai🤙🌊 (@buckaroosbonsai.bsky.social) reply parent
The last good browser was called "The Encyclopedia Britannica".
Buckaroo's Bonsai🤙🌊 (@buckaroosbonsai.bsky.social) reply parent
Ummm yeah. They are way too busy thumping it, to actually open it... 🤔
Buckaroo's Bonsai🤙🌊 (@buckaroosbonsai.bsky.social)
Ladies and Germs... The Casualties!
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Buckaroo's Bonsai🤙🌊 (@buckaroosbonsai.bsky.social) reply parent
youtu.be/byEGjLU2egA?...
Buckaroo's Bonsai🤙🌊 (@buckaroosbonsai.bsky.social) reply parent
Hey now. That belittles trash.
Buckaroo's Bonsai🤙🌊 (@buckaroosbonsai.bsky.social) reply parent
Yup. They think mayo is a spice.
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To the Bluesky community and everyone who follows and fights.
Buckaroo's Bonsai🤙🌊 (@buckaroosbonsai.bsky.social) reply parent
So any random Tuesday at Don Jr's house... 🤔
Buckaroo's Bonsai🤙🌊 (@buckaroosbonsai.bsky.social) reply parent
If only there was some all powerful being out there who was good at smiting...🤔
Buckaroo's Bonsai🤙🌊 (@buckaroosbonsai.bsky.social) reply parent
I say we let the Thai Army handle the very obese remains....
Buckaroo's Bonsai🤙🌊 (@buckaroosbonsai.bsky.social) reply parent
I see your childhood trauma and raise you ⬇️⬇️⬇️ children's movies went hard back in the day.
Buckaroo's Bonsai🤙🌊 (@buckaroosbonsai.bsky.social) reply parent
She actually lives a few doors down from me. (When in SC) Let's just say that I'm not the only neighbor that lets their dog poop in her yard every morning.
Buckaroo's Bonsai🤙🌊 (@buckaroosbonsai.bsky.social) reply parent
I think that is his crew of makeup artists.🤔
Buckaroo's Bonsai🤙🌊 (@buckaroosbonsai.bsky.social) reply parent
No she is still a bat shit crazy lunatic with a bathroom obsession.
Buckaroo's Bonsai🤙🌊 (@buckaroosbonsai.bsky.social) reply parent
He could die, but the earth's temperature will surely rise minutes later from the world letting out a collective sigh of relief, thus melting all the ice caps bringing forth the realization of one of the shittiest movies of all time "Water World".
Buckaroo's Bonsai🤙🌊 (@buckaroosbonsai.bsky.social) reply parent
Proof that multiple college degrees don't equal intelligence.
Buckaroo's Bonsai🤙🌊 (@buckaroosbonsai.bsky.social) reply parent
Buckaroo's Bonsai🤙🌊 (@buckaroosbonsai.bsky.social) reply parent
That it should
Buckaroo's Bonsai🤙🌊 (@buckaroosbonsai.bsky.social) reply parent
Buckaroo's Bonsai🤙🌊 (@buckaroosbonsai.bsky.social) reply parent
Hmmmmm 🤔 I have never had coffee with a kinky mind and a flexible body... Research may have to be done.
Buckaroo's Bonsai🤙🌊 (@buckaroosbonsai.bsky.social) reply parent
Lettuce should never and I mean NEVER be a substitute for bread.
Buckaroo's Bonsai🤙🌊 (@buckaroosbonsai.bsky.social) reply parent
Pretty sure his fat ass is still stuck in that tube.
Buckaroo's Bonsai🤙🌊 (@buckaroosbonsai.bsky.social) reply parent
Coffee just shot out my nose, and I thank you for it😂😂😂
Buckaroo's Bonsai🤙🌊 (@buckaroosbonsai.bsky.social) reply parent
Buckaroo's Bonsai🤙🌊 (@buckaroosbonsai.bsky.social) reply parent
Buckaroo's Bonsai🤙🌊 (@buckaroosbonsai.bsky.social) reply parent
Buckaroo's Bonsai🤙🌊 (@buckaroosbonsai.bsky.social) reply parent
Doesn't it go up every year? I know mine has.
Buckaroo's Bonsai🤙🌊 (@buckaroosbonsai.bsky.social) reply parent
Buckaroo's Bonsai🤙🌊 (@buckaroosbonsai.bsky.social) reply parent
Still relevant today.
Buckaroo's Bonsai🤙🌊 (@buckaroosbonsai.bsky.social) reply parent
Damn. If they had a bunch of migrants painting that fence it would already be finished.... 🤔
Buckaroo's Bonsai🤙🌊 (@buckaroosbonsai.bsky.social) reply parent
The best bartender at Dun's name is Rhonda.
Buckaroo's Bonsai🤙🌊 (@buckaroosbonsai.bsky.social) reply parent
Ah... The christian way. 🤔
Buckaroo's Bonsai🤙🌊 (@buckaroosbonsai.bsky.social) reply parent
Let's not forget Little Lady Lindsey Graham.
Buckaroo's Bonsai🤙🌊 (@buckaroosbonsai.bsky.social) reply parent
Only 160 lies? That must have been a short speech.
Buckaroo's Bonsai🤙🌊 (@buckaroosbonsai.bsky.social) reply parent
"Do you have any idea what the street value of this mountain is?" I may have to watch that tonight.
Buckaroo's Bonsai🤙🌊 (@buckaroosbonsai.bsky.social) reply parent
She is my damn neighbor, and let me tell you that her front yard is a gender neutral/ species neutral bathroom. My dog will only poop in her yard. He's a good boy!
Buckaroo's Bonsai🤙🌊 (@buckaroosbonsai.bsky.social) reply parent
"It's pure snow!"
Buckaroo's Bonsai🤙🌊 (@buckaroosbonsai.bsky.social) reply parent
"She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid."
Buckaroo's Bonsai🤙🌊 (@buckaroosbonsai.bsky.social) reply parent
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Buckaroo's Bonsai🤙🌊 (@buckaroosbonsai.bsky.social) reply parent
What? Since when is the U.S. in a douche bag recession?
Buckaroo's Bonsai🤙🌊 (@buckaroosbonsai.bsky.social) reply parent
Awesome commercial, but I can feel my teeth ache, from that tasty tasty bru. 😂
Buckaroo's Bonsai🤙🌊 (@buckaroosbonsai.bsky.social) reply parent
Classic SyFy. Get an interesting show with a great cast then cancel it after a few seasons.
Buckaroo's Bonsai🤙🌊 (@buckaroosbonsai.bsky.social) reply parent
I wonder if he went to the ring of Hell where Jerry Falwell, Rush Limbaugh, and people who talk loudly during a movie are located... 🤔
Buckaroo's Bonsai🤙🌊 (@buckaroosbonsai.bsky.social) reply parent
Buckaroo's Bonsai🤙🌊 (@buckaroosbonsai.bsky.social) reply parent
Man I remember when this game was actually fun to play.
Buckaroo's Bonsai🤙🌊 (@buckaroosbonsai.bsky.social) reply parent
Now imagine how pissed off maga will be if they actually used any spices in their bland ass "food"...
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Buckaroo's Bonsai🤙🌊 (@buckaroosbonsai.bsky.social)
youtu.be/3zZ5uDSBATo?...
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Buckaroo's Bonsai🤙🌊 (@buckaroosbonsai.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh shit. No truer words have ever been posted.
Buckaroo's Bonsai🤙🌊 (@buckaroosbonsai.bsky.social) reply parent
Good show? What am I saying? Of course it's was a good show 🤦. I'm going to see them on the 9th of September.
Buckaroo's Bonsai🤙🌊 (@buckaroosbonsai.bsky.social) reply parent
The whole damn country could use a bit more punk these days.
Buckaroo's Bonsai🤙🌊 (@buckaroosbonsai.bsky.social)
If you can hear this photo, something definitely cracked when you got up this morning.
Buckaroo's Bonsai🤙🌊 (@buckaroosbonsai.bsky.social) reply parent
The bartender says "we don't serve your kind here, get the fuck out!"
Buckaroo's Bonsai🤙🌊 (@buckaroosbonsai.bsky.social) reply parent
Seems like the most logical outcome for witnessing a pedo suck off a war criminal... 🤔