Yeah, that sharpening tool is just making things up. Check the flag on his hat.
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Yeah, that sharpening tool is just making things up. Check the flag on his hat.
Fair. Fear is a big driver for them. They love being in fear of whatever they are told is dangerous.
I feel like as much as anything they just like taking orders. Don Jr pipes up about the erasure of the cracker guy and they all run to his aid like pigs when they hear the feed barrow.
I canโt even with those guys.
Oh donโt worry about me. Carry on.
When did Cracker Barrel ever engage with anything woke or lefty or progressive? I just saw them do a logo rehash and the world lost its fucking mind.
Do PayPal ๐
The perfect time for a mystery meat mashup. It doesnโt taste good any other time
Thatโs not good Any obvious remedies not involving a petrol bomb?
And โฆ relax See yโall in a week. Iโm going diving
What happened? I know nothing about hair but it sounds bad
You know it would cost you nothing to not be like this
God damn, this is nice. Gonna have to play with that.
This will surely end well
The worst kind of terminally online degenerate. I speak from the authoritative position of the second worst kind of terminally online degenerate.
A good start ๐
I donโt know if this qualifies as spilling the ๐ซ But release the damn Epstein files already.
I hope itโs aliens. Theyโre our only hope at this point.
May it arrive wrapped in barbed wire, soaked in poison and on fire, and soon.
Update; he blames โglobalistsโ and states at length that this wouldnโt have happened under Regan.
The last few days before I take a week off and go off to chill in the sun for a bit. Just a few more days.
Same, bestie
No new pictures, where are you at mentally?
Cesium the means of production
Oh my god thatโs genius
@mojangstudio.bsky.social Shaped charges. Forget the end update, we need improved breaching capacity.
My prediction: theyโll use his death to stage a come-to-Jesus moment, admit that โmistakes were madeโ, then do something even worse.
Theyโre always there
Oh yeah. Cold Maccys for athletes. Gross.
I love how the nerve is just out there, like thereโs a USB plug on the end to plug into your iPod
Unclear: there should be a get out for hellish cursed animals
And where did he go to get treatment for his runaway addiction? Russia. Because of course he did.
Bruising under the skin from an IV line or blood draw they couldnโt find a vein for somewhere else. Blood thinners make it worse. Heโs getting regular, serious medical attention for something.
Wishing him harm would be a TOS violation, instead I will wish every toxic spider success in its righteous and necessary mission
Heโs gonna end up like the Emperor in 40k, basically dead but kept from complete decomposition by a megacity sized AI slop engine and transmitting his edicts to his high priests via Twitter DMs.
No messing around then. Theyโre some serious peppers.
Theyโre looking like those cannibal ass death pepper varieties that turn your entire head into a portal to hell. Which ones in particular are they?
More people should do that
So โฆ the birth of a nation? I see.
I think Iโve heard of this fella in the context of him being an ass before now, but streamers generally donโt do it for me anyway.
Itโs a good start though
Is that for the plot? Thereโs fuck all worth keeping there.
How can anyone be proud of being a conservative in this day and age? It takes no effort and does no good.
Obvious rug pull just like the other thousands of other obvious rug pulls
Please form an orderly queue to defile the carcass
Empurpled, vascular, quickened
Out come the militias then. Iโd give it a week before DC is taken over by J6 leftovers and Proud Boys.
As an accursed Englishman I can switch between metric and imperial easily but I can confirm that the 1/4pounder is sold as such in the UK. We have a horrible mixture of units and standards.
ploughed land, ruining the work previously done by others. 4. It has no cab or roll cage. This presents obvious, serious risks in the event of a roll over (we can hope) 5. Despite the rampant stupidity he remains perfectly confident in his own genius. The clanker captured that well, at least.
Tired: horrid AI painting of Donald Trump. Wired: No, itโs perfect. Hereโs why. 1. The tractor has no trailer or attachments. In this condition it cannot do any useful work. 2. It has no steering wheel, emblematic of Trumpโs directionless decision process. 3. It seems to be driving over already
Thatโs the problem, compounded by the fact that Trump is an idiot.
Yeah, itโs disappointing. Theyโve done a lot of really interesting covers as well as their original music but Draiman coming out as such a sack of shit just taints the whole barrel.
Donโt forget A&W Restaurants attempt to outdo McDonalds 1/4 pounder with their own 1/3 pounder. American consumers thought it was smaller and didnโt buy it. Yโall are so cooked.
Iโm thinking regular compound lifts. Emphasis on squats and bench press.
Maybe not to us but to him it may smell familiar. Or heโs just going to do a double bed thing and sleep on a big soft nest, for reasons I canโt discuss here I once slept on a stack of two full thickness mattresses and it was the cosiest thing ever.
As they do
it appears that @bsky.app have suspended the account of @jessiegender because a trans person saying "I wish ill on JK Rowling" is against the rules, so let me say with my loud cis voice that I too wish ill on all perpetrators of hate speech against trans people reinstate Jessie, this is ridiculous
Funny but I didnโt think she was into men.
Be the change you want to see in the world, make one yourself and lead the way.
Cockroach cakes would sell
Goon is life Goon is love
They tried a few times and failed but some of the ideas they left in the suggestions box were just hilarious. Thallium salts in his shoes to make his beard fall out. Drugs in his cigars to make him go mad during speeches.
If only mental health care was more available in the US.
Oh thatโs not good. I guess Amazon get the monopoly on imported stuff from China-nah now. Not surprising really
On the bright side they could be apart and spoil two couples.
I thought protein folding might be a likely use.
We live in hope. Kid Rock has so many options, maybe Tucker will get another demon in his bed and itโll finish him off.
They say nobody wants to see how the sausage is made. I guess this is it.
If you fancy a grim laugh, look up the story of Jay Fraser from Scotland, who has attached himself to a Russian PMC to fight โwestern cultural rotโ. Heโs starting to hate it, complains that the force is full of gopniks who steal his shit. He can die in Ukraine or go to jail at home. Eitherโs fine :)
Be careful where they stick the electrodes
โDear President Putinโ is a lot of words for โey bossโ
Itโs not Bernadette Bluntly is it? Sheโs been doing the rounds on YouTube pushing the masculinity/tradwife agenda, likes lots of comments decrying the โwoke leftโ
Everyone in the US needs to start buying tiny items from Aliexpress. One a week. A few cents each. If 10% of the population do this it will flood the system with 1.5 billion items a year, all of which will cost more to process than any revenue they can collect.
Who does that anymore
Honestly Iโm not sure. They may be looking at ways to use AI to provide routes of synthesis for complex molecules, or they may be lazy writers with deadlines they donโt like.
Gonna need a good thick rope for that one. Wouldnโt need to drop him more than four foot six.
>how you suck up to the boss
โThe retracted paper had impressed a Nobel prize willer in economicsโ Iโm sure I could write a paper on policing that could impress a greengrocer. Thereโs a lot to be said for staying in your own lane.
Whatโs he a mix with, if known?
Me looking for my ear defenders (Iโm wearing them)
Likely. Possibly more. Iโm sure the stupid old turd had more than one supplier for his victims.
The first fake facial I saw on the internet in the late 90s was Hilary Clinton, and the most recent is Donald Trump. Iโm not saying it was a great start but shits gone badly downhill since then.
Decades of money laundering for the Russian mob.
He looks like some sort of bellowing animal thatโs been naughty on the carpet and had its face rubbed in it.
Let them go, theyโre doing Godโs work
He may not have killed very many, but you just know they were very fucking dead at the end of it.
Update: I have sheep and chickens right now.
Youโve got this! Youโve got this. Keep going. Proud of you. โค๏ธ
Good news, tentatively
The shitty politician to fringe tv talking-(fore)head pipeline
Good job RFK. These fucking stupid people will follow you over a cliff.
O boy. Minecraft is an absolute rabbit hole. My grandson wanted to play it so I joined in to play with him, and now I am fully invested with miles of mines, a full arable farm and the beginnings of a chicken farm.
Spooky sexy skeletons in your area
Oh for real China can do it. Itโs the US that has the problem with shitty bridges. Thereโs more political capital in building and opening them than repairing the ones that already exist.
The labubu centipede
Bridges that stay up would be a good start
Weโre so screwed if these guys stay in power
Do they really believe this horseshit or are they just whipping up their base of โeverything I donโt like is satanicโ religious fruitcakes?
