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@campo.bsky.social

Ex Royal Sigs Spaniel owner.

created October 20, 2023

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Profile picture Campo (@campo.bsky.social)

So yet again Farage is in the US, not in Clacton, not in Parliament. crossing now to the people of Clacton who have gathered

Fucking mugs
3/9/2025, 5:22:56 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Campo (@campo.bsky.social) reply parent

They are like dogs pissing up lampposts to mark 'their territory'

3/9/2025, 7:32:21 AM | 13 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Campo (@campo.bsky.social) reply parent

Can a ploughmans be classed as a British tapas 😁

2/9/2025, 6:07:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Campo (@campo.bsky.social) reply parent

Twat with the Union flag has it upside down.

2/9/2025, 7:12:50 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Campo (@campo.bsky.social) reply parent

Probably the same goons shouting protect our Police after the Manchester airport shithousery.

31/8/2025, 8:30:00 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Campo (@campo.bsky.social) reply parent

The US is becoming such a parody it makes the Naked Gun franchise look like a documentary series

31/8/2025, 8:21:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Campo (@campo.bsky.social)

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... @bphillipsonmp.bsky.social What about MPs actually turning up for the 90k a year plus expenses they are paid for instead of the 2nd, 3rd 4th, 5th, 6th etc jobs they are 'supposedly' doing. Stop the rot at the top first

31/8/2025, 7:35:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Campo (@campo.bsky.social) reply parent

Tories that decided that the Tories were not quite cunty enough joining Reform

31/8/2025, 6:06:23 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Campo (@campo.bsky.social)

I really fear for the US, they are about 6 months from the point of no return or the other outcome is a bloody messy one 😳

29/8/2025, 10:08:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Campo (@campo.bsky.social) reply parent

The US is totally fucked inside 6 months unless it fights back, after that he may have taken control of everything ... see Germany 1930s , it gets to a point where getting control back from a Dictator is not possible.

29/8/2025, 10:05:48 PM | 26 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Campo (@campo.bsky.social) reply parent

As a UK citizen, I am completely fucking stunned that even the Orange cunt can even drop this low , an abhorrent act of treason

29/8/2025, 6:29:03 PM | 93 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Campo (@campo.bsky.social) reply parent

If people and companies need AI at a drive thro we really are fucked as a human race

29/8/2025, 6:21:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Campo (@campo.bsky.social)

78lb of Springer, a dog that comes across as a caffeine fuelled toddler , mad as a box of frogs , a thieving toerag, but 78lbs of these bastards is unbelievable 😬

78lb Springer spaniel
29/8/2025, 5:45:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Campo (@campo.bsky.social)

The only announcement West Ham should be making on deadline day is relegation , Sullivan and Brady have run the ship worse than Uncle Albert on a full skin of Rum

29/8/2025, 4:04:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Campo (@campo.bsky.social) reply parent

Backward cunts

29/8/2025, 4:01:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Campo (@campo.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah, the best chap for the job is the one that managed to bankrupt two casinos

29/8/2025, 5:27:20 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Campo (@campo.bsky.social) reply parent

We have firearms control in the UK, see 'Total ' list of UK school shootings

Total list of all UK school shootings amounts to only six
28/8/2025, 6:17:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Campo (@campo.bsky.social) reply parent

That's how his grift works . . See Brexit

28/8/2025, 6:09:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Campo (@campo.bsky.social) reply parent

Beautiful swamp monster 🀣

28/8/2025, 5:50:49 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Campo (@campo.bsky.social) reply parent

Tom Clancy's Aunts aren't Gentlemen

28/8/2025, 5:48:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tom Clancy's The Adventures of Lord Iffy Boatrace

28/8/2025, 5:45:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Campo (@campo.bsky.social) reply parent

My Springer doesn't do Frisbees but he can track the sound of his ball coming from behind him and pick it out of the air

28/8/2025, 11:20:38 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Campo (@campo.bsky.social) reply parent

Myself and my wife used to purposely walk about 6 ft apart to watch our old colly try and round us back in to line 😁

27/8/2025, 7:52:57 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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27/8/2025, 7:17:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Campo (@campo.bsky.social) reply parent

In fairness, I own one of those Japanese trowels. A . They would go through a tin can extremely easy, human flesh no problem B. If you own one you wouldn't be stupid enough to open carry it

27/8/2025, 6:56:04 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Campo (@campo.bsky.social)

Got this arsehole 3 years ago today . . It's been eventful, some worrying times, some frustrating but he turned into a good egg 🀣🀣🀣, and a hyperactive manic zoom monster.

Pippin the English springer spaniel 10 months Pippin the English springer spaniel 3 years 3 months
27/8/2025, 5:35:17 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Campo (@campo.bsky.social) reply parent

If thoughts and prayers worked they would be winning this gun crime problem.

27/8/2025, 5:29:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Campo (@campo.bsky.social) reply parent

Thank you everyone for the replies it's been enlightening. Now I have a second How the fuck can you run a fair democratic system when you have law judges that are affiliated to one side or the other, this is complete bullshit , it can not work in a fair and just democracy.

27/8/2025, 5:16:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Campo (@campo.bsky.social)

@ofgem.gov.uk needs to go the same way as Ofwat is and be broken down, it's not fit for purpose unless the purpose is to screw the paying public for the good of the fat cats.

27/8/2025, 9:35:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Campo (@campo.bsky.social) reply parent

I am from the UK and maybe way off here. Haven't the Republicans and the NRA being screaming like bitches to protect the 2A for this exact situation?

26/8/2025, 8:22:59 PM | 181 9 | View on Bluesky | view

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26/8/2025, 8:16:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Campo (@campo.bsky.social) reply parent

Bit extreme mate 🀣

26/8/2025, 7:38:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Campo (@campo.bsky.social) reply parent

Without due process nobody is illegal, so what he is saying is he will break the law.

26/8/2025, 7:36:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Campo (@campo.bsky.social) reply parent

Define 'illegally'

26/8/2025, 7:19:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Campo (@campo.bsky.social)

Just had an email from Tesco . . About Christmas

Sign . . Fuck off
26/8/2025, 7:17:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Campo (@campo.bsky.social) reply parent

Good luck but he is probably already half way to the US by now ready to blow smoke up the arse of the Orange Dictator.

26/8/2025, 6:41:08 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Campo (@campo.bsky.social) reply parent

He knows it, he also knows that his thick as shit cult haven't got a scooby.

26/8/2025, 6:28:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Campo (@campo.bsky.social)

So Farage's great masterplan is to pay other states for people trafficking, what a cunt.

26/8/2025, 3:06:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Campo (@campo.bsky.social) reply parent

Bit late for Ofwat to give a shit now after covering up for these cunts for decades

25/8/2025, 4:47:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cosgrove_Outdoors (@dermotncosgrove.bsky.social) reposted

Getting ready to go again, next year in June I’m planning a 450km (280 miles) solo from HΓΊsavΓ­k to DyrhΓ³laey in aid of Irish Dogs for the Disabled. #IcelandSoloTraverse #Dogs4TheDisabled www.idonate.ie/DermotCosgrove

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25/8/2025, 11:06:41 AM | 37 12 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Campo (@campo.bsky.social) reply parent

I know, going through a second sitting of Toxic because it takes two sittings to realise what you did or didn't understand on the first 🀣

24/8/2025, 6:26:24 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Campo (@campo.bsky.social) reply parent

A succinct and accurate description if I may say so.

24/8/2025, 5:43:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Campo (@campo.bsky.social) reply parent

The 650 MPs cost around 220 million each year including expenses, half don't even bother to turn up, most are grifting off other pretend job where they are a name only, its fucking corrupt.

24/8/2025, 5:31:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Campo (@campo.bsky.social) reply parent

Here ya go Dr Lovely little PH in Salisbury haunchpub.co.uk

24/8/2025, 5:09:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Campo (@campo.bsky.social) reply parent

Absolutely, wouldn't want to be the MOD rep answering questions on that statement, and this is what I do for a living 🀣

24/8/2025, 4:41:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Campo (@campo.bsky.social) reply parent

Not being funny George but that article speaks like some sucker within the MOD has been given a sheet of techno key words without having a fucking clue what they are stating

24/8/2025, 4:33:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Campo (@campo.bsky.social) reply parent

Because this government still has yet to remove the far right scroats that run the BBC hence how much airtime Farage gets

24/8/2025, 3:40:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Campo (@campo.bsky.social) reply parent

Cunt has never read a history book in his life, what a cretin.

24/8/2025, 2:54:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Campo (@campo.bsky.social) reply parent

I see fuck all has changed in Basildon in 40 yrs then

24/8/2025, 1:31:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Campo (@campo.bsky.social) reply parent

She moves like an oil tanker 🀣, must be those cheese burgers

24/8/2025, 1:28:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Campo (@campo.bsky.social) reply parent

It's ok you still have 6 points to collect from West Ham this season yet.

24/8/2025, 1:26:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zebulun (@zebulun.bsky.social) reposted

Notts County. Marvelous work.

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24/8/2025, 9:04:00 AM | 126 16 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Campo (@campo.bsky.social) reply parent

And yet some cunt is walking around with a lest we forget flag, the fucking idiot clearly has no idea millions of ours died fighting wankers like him.

23/8/2025, 5:47:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Campo (@campo.bsky.social) reply parent

Meanwhile I popped into a public house and had a pint, the public house has been one since the reign of Edward II 😁

23/8/2025, 5:38:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Campo (@campo.bsky.social)

Jeremy Clarkson 'didn't know' he was given driving ban | Wiltshire Times share.google/0hVuveYOm6jO... That's because he is an arrogant cunt

23/8/2025, 4:14:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Campo (@campo.bsky.social)

Me, I clean the pool out to pristine condition Mr Pippin decided it was too clean and took a dip 😬

Mr Pippin the English springer spaniel
23/8/2025, 2:46:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Campo (@campo.bsky.social) reply parent

If his father had been as much of a wanker as he is , he could have saved the country one less racist fucking arsewipe.

23/8/2025, 1:38:34 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tottenham fan in the pub, apparently they are winning the league

23/8/2025, 1:32:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Campo (@campo.bsky.social) reply parent

Mate , no one is going to be checking your VPN because you are watching grot films 😁

23/8/2025, 1:14:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Campo (@campo.bsky.social) reply parent

Just wait until they get armed checkpoints on every road in and out of every city and town . . See Russia , believe me it's no picnic.

23/8/2025, 12:58:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Campo (@campo.bsky.social) reply parent

I also know about the Nightingale covid hospital at the Excel, where the government were paying bog standard 1st line engineers upto Β£250 a day plus expenses to plug computers into monitors etc , i will let you do the maths

22/8/2025, 10:18:38 PM | 2 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Campo (@campo.bsky.social) reply parent

Do you have any idea of what 40 billion buys you in IT terms ? We spent 40 billion on a contract that could have topped out at 30 to 50 million

22/8/2025, 10:02:06 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Campo (@campo.bsky.social) reply parent

Well so far in the last year the labour government haven't spunked 40 billion on a 2010 excel spreadsheet disguised as a track and trace system, so thats a positive πŸ‘

22/8/2025, 9:30:35 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Campo (@campo.bsky.social) reply parent

Still have the Tory right wing arseholes running it, they should have been removed a year ago

22/8/2025, 9:13:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Campo (@campo.bsky.social) reply parent

You are misinformed, the media spout that crap, try actually speaking to a West Ham fan .

22/8/2025, 8:41:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Campo (@campo.bsky.social)

Sell the club David Sullivan you clueless fucking clown #WestHamUtd

22/8/2025, 8:34:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Campo (@campo.bsky.social)

Yet another fucking West Ham shit show. Fuck off Sullivan and Fuck off Brady you absolute clowns.

22/8/2025, 7:40:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Campo (@campo.bsky.social) reply parent

Lucy , this year I am finding harvesting the chillies and throwing them in the fridge is allowing additional harvests of the spicy chaps. Plant 1 already gone through 2 lots and started to flower again 😁 Plant 2 just turning from green to red Had a revolving selection of chillies 😁

22/8/2025, 7:34:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Campo (@campo.bsky.social) reply parent

She really is thicker than a Boxing Day turd.

22/8/2025, 7:28:33 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Campo (@campo.bsky.social) reply parent

That would take thinking past the first action, like cause and effect, some people have no understanding of the second part.

22/8/2025, 6:51:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Campo (@campo.bsky.social)

Fagin sulking because he was removed of stolen goods, ie robbed Mrs Campo's slipper and legged it down the garden.

Pippin the English springer spaniel Pippin the English springer spaniel
22/8/2025, 6:31:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Campo (@campo.bsky.social) reply parent

That's fine usless its an 8ft Wisteria 🀣, I didn't think that one through

22/8/2025, 5:42:23 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Campo (@campo.bsky.social) reply parent

You can cure that with beer 😁

22/8/2025, 5:33:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Campo (@campo.bsky.social) reply parent

Years of over battering myself when younger, doing TABs at 13 years old with kit probably didn't help as the body wasn't fully developed

22/8/2025, 5:12:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Campo (@campo.bsky.social) reply parent

Feel your pain mate, cramping pain down one leg is my life at the moment, entering 4th week 😬

22/8/2025, 5:03:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Campo (@campo.bsky.social) reply parent

They are too busy with the racism to spot the simple mistakes. Cans of Stella, orange wife , upside down Union Flag Your basic Reform kit in 3 steps, optional Crusaders cosplay for the more wealthy racist.

22/8/2025, 4:58:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wigham
22/8/2025, 4:34:22 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Would take a big hat to fit that fucking head 🀣

22/8/2025, 4:31:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There are times when only a drug fulled wank will do

22/8/2025, 4:02:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Campo (@campo.bsky.social) reply parent

And there is also a portion of the Aussies that are not exactly up with 2025 , but nowadays it's not taboo to spit hateful bile out in the open due to the far right cockwomble political shithouses that appear to go unchallenged. Going unchallenged . . By the far right owned media that is.

22/8/2025, 3:59:55 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Campo (@campo.bsky.social)

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... Lets be honest , it's not really intimidating when it's such a piss poor effort

22/8/2025, 3:56:07 PM | 9 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cr... So Trump is now going full Putin , next he will be asking how to knock his opponents off..

22/8/2025, 3:43:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That's probably a fair quantity of gak

21/8/2025, 7:05:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Campo (@campo.bsky.social) reply parent

A phrase used to incite hatred. Close pretty much all 'safe routes' forcing the channel crossings Then shout 'illegal' until their ears bleed Reduce to a trickle asylum processing so they can claim inflated numbers it's been right wing policy for years.

20/8/2025, 9:04:15 PM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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What the fuck is it with politicians and being fucking sex pests ?

20/8/2025, 6:36:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Campo (@campo.bsky.social) reply parent

They said that computers and robots would take over all the jobs in the 80s , it now takes millions of people to run and secure said computers and robots

20/8/2025, 6:24:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Campo (@campo.bsky.social) reply parent

Fuck it, i would even go as far to say I would rather go to Swindon, I now need a lie down

20/8/2025, 6:17:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Campo (@campo.bsky.social) reply parent

I would rather go to one of the northern industrial shitholes in France than set foot in the US right now, I would even go to the streets of a million dog turds that is Lens

20/8/2025, 5:53:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sort of bloke that is exhausted and sweating like a pig just through taking a shit

19/8/2025, 5:52:43 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Campo (@campo.bsky.social) reply parent

Looks like that shit American mustard, they can keep it

19/8/2025, 5:49:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I wouldn't trust Trump as far as i could throw him and he is a big fat cunt.

18/8/2025, 7:40:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Campo (@campo.bsky.social) reply parent

Also got in trouble at the same site for making a 4 ft sign taped to a second floor window Cadets Use Your Ajiffniff Some fuckers have no sense of humour 🀣

18/8/2025, 6:41:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Campo (@campo.bsky.social) reply parent

I was in the building opposite and called one of them about 10 am. Asked if they enjoyed thier morning welcome message 🀣. His response Oh yeah very funny you cunt, just one problem, you used a permanent marker you twat.

18/8/2025, 6:29:14 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Campo (@campo.bsky.social) reply parent

About 5 years ago at a certain UK military academy in the UK, in the CIS wing knowing full well that two of our lot both ex 2 para were running an EX there, i was onsite about 5.30 that morning and wrote on their whiteboard Para Para in the sky I didn't know that shit could fly.

18/8/2025, 6:23:12 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Campo (@campo.bsky.social) reply parent

Because they can stick their Β£7 + pints, I have a decent garden which I can enjoy with adequate cooking facilities in it.

18/8/2025, 1:34:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Campo (@campo.bsky.social) reply parent

I have shit more IQ than that lot combined 🀣

17/8/2025, 9:00:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Campo (@campo.bsky.social) reply parent

Fuck off and when you get there fuck off again.

17/8/2025, 8:42:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This bloody spaniel has a serious obsession with getting water intoxication 😬, poor bugger is again walking around pissing himself.

Pippin the English springer spaniel
17/8/2025, 8:23:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You can guarantee that if that Palace goal was one of the so called top six it is never ruled out

17/8/2025, 1:17:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Campo (@campo.bsky.social) reply parent

Fuck sake

17/8/2025, 11:49:47 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view