Cardinal Fang (@cardinalfang.bsky.social)
Way to screw up the Ballpark App @mlb.com
Nats/Yankees Fan. Horse mom. Trying to live those Franciscan values taught at college (Go Bonas!!)
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Way to screw up the Ballpark App @mlb.com
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I dont think so. I think someone was trying to emulate him to make us believe that everything is normal
Cardinal Fang (@cardinalfang.bsky.social) reply parent
Not him. Doesn't ramble on the way he does. Too much correct grammar.
Cardinal Fang (@cardinalfang.bsky.social) reply parent
And Fox News' main headline right now is about Bill Clinton's health
Cardinal Fang (@cardinalfang.bsky.social)
So...Fox News' headline is about Bill Clinton's health. You can't make this shit up.
Cardinal Fang (@cardinalfang.bsky.social) reply parent
Great, now I am going to have Zevon songs in my head the rest of the day
Cardinal Fang (@cardinalfang.bsky.social) reply parent
I bought a Mexican magnet for my car. Going to drive around DC tomorrow and Monday
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Cardinal Fang (@cardinalfang.bsky.social) reply parent
I also noticed the chin
Cardinal Fang (@cardinalfang.bsky.social) reply parent
Or "Dave"
Cardinal Fang (@cardinalfang.bsky.social) reply parent
The nose looks wrong
Cardinal Fang (@cardinalfang.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh yeah, we in the DC area have been following that since the early 90s.
Kate from Kharkiv (@kateinkharkiv.bsky.social) reposted
Dear Americans, welcome to the thrilling game of ‘Did this dictator die or just disappear for a day?’ We’ve been playing it with Putin and Lukashenko for decades. Enjoy the suspense.
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Jimmy Buffett in Jurassic World
Cardinal Fang (@cardinalfang.bsky.social)
Ok VA 11 peeps!! Early voting has started. Let's go out and make Gerry proud!! www.fairfaxcounty.gov/elections/ea...
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I have had one for 9 years, and absolutely love it
Cardinal Fang (@cardinalfang.bsky.social) reply parent
TIV - Tits In a Vice
Cardinal Fang (@cardinalfang.bsky.social) reply parent
Effing dude right behind home plate
Cardinal Fang (@cardinalfang.bsky.social) reply parent
If I felt that I could bring in a "Fire Cairo" sign to the games this weekend, I would be running out to Michael's right now to get the supplies.
Cardinal Fang (@cardinalfang.bsky.social) reply parent
Not really today's main problem, but it is an issue in general. How about dealing with the guy in the dugout who doesn't just sit there with his thumbs up his a$$ when one of his young starters is getting pummeled???
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How can I justify "physical inactivity"?
Cardinal Fang (@cardinalfang.bsky.social) reply parent
How the actual fuck is Cairo still the interim manager? I could do a better job.
Cardinal Fang (@cardinalfang.bsky.social) reply parent
Why was Cade allowed to be in there for all of that???
Cardinal Fang (@cardinalfang.bsky.social) reply parent
I got a Specialized road bike four years ago, and I love it!! And I am in my 50s. First real road bike ever.
Cardinal Fang (@cardinalfang.bsky.social)
Nats coaching staff cannot be fired soon enough. You dont let your young pitchers get eaten up like that. What The Fuck Cairo?? @nationals.com
Cardinal Fang (@cardinalfang.bsky.social) reply parent
Omg, those things are like crack.
Cardinal Fang (@cardinalfang.bsky.social) reply parent
The fact that even Hewitt is struggling to make a case for tariffs is all that you need to know.
Cardinal Fang (@cardinalfang.bsky.social)
Please just let this be the vicious fucking cycle towards death that we all are hoping for
Cardinal Fang (@cardinalfang.bsky.social) reply parent
He is realizing that the end is near, and we are all going to want to piss on his grave
Cardinal Fang (@cardinalfang.bsky.social)
Full disclosure- it has been almost a year since I broke out the road bicycle, and now I remember why I use the yellow lenses and not the blue ones.
Cardinal Fang (@cardinalfang.bsky.social) reply parent
Daily Lasix injections. He's about to shuffle off this mortal coil.
Cardinal Fang (@cardinalfang.bsky.social) reply parent
What can I send you and how? Seriously, DM me.
Cardinal Fang (@cardinalfang.bsky.social) reply parent
I have finished the books I bought at last year's renn fests, and feel the need to buy a new book tomorrow at MD
Cardinal Fang (@cardinalfang.bsky.social) reply parent
This should be interesting, given that IL has a lot more autonomy than DC.
Cardinal Fang (@cardinalfang.bsky.social) reply parent
We totally did this as a binge watch a few years ago on Thanksgiving.
Cardinal Fang (@cardinalfang.bsky.social)
CAN WE PLEASE STOP GETTING PICKED OFF????
Cardinal Fang (@cardinalfang.bsky.social) reply parent
We got better....
Cardinal Fang (@cardinalfang.bsky.social) reply parent
Garcia was safe.
Cardinal Fang (@cardinalfang.bsky.social)
How was Luis not safe?? BS @MLB
Cardinal Fang (@cardinalfang.bsky.social) reply parent
The umpire sucks
Cardinal Fang (@cardinalfang.bsky.social)
I just spent 10 min chasing my dog from sprinkler head to sprinkler head in my neighbor's front yard. Really hope there isnt a video of it
Cardinal Fang (@cardinalfang.bsky.social) reply parent
I parked at Geico, and within 5 min of the garage being open, two people were clearly in the wrong place. Assuming they were both cars full of Phillies fans
Cardinal Fang (@cardinalfang.bsky.social) reply parent
So, I can't see exactly what, but am assuming Philly fans
Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) reposted
that summit could've been an email
Cardinal Fang (@cardinalfang.bsky.social) reply parent
THEY HAVE ONE JOB...
Cardinal Fang (@cardinalfang.bsky.social)
THE NATS DFA LOWE???
Cardinal Fang (@cardinalfang.bsky.social)
So...the painted white lines are new. The Incel Camino has been there a few weeks. My best guess is that the Deplorean is unable to pick up the driveway when the douche canoe owner tries to back into the driveway, and had to have lines painted
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Princess Bride Star Wars Blazing Saddles
Cardinal Fang (@cardinalfang.bsky.social) reply parent
A-1 steak sauce
Cardinal Fang (@cardinalfang.bsky.social) reply parent
The cicadas are messing with my 6 mos old puppy
Cardinal Fang (@cardinalfang.bsky.social) reply parent
Last Book - Jane Austin's Bookshelf Current Read - Mark Twain Last book Added - Make Me Commissioner: I Know What's Wrong With Baseball and How To Fix It Next Read - Burn For Me
Cardinal Fang (@cardinalfang.bsky.social)
And...the Nats are being no-hit Because of course they are
Cardinal Fang (@cardinalfang.bsky.social) reply parent
Fire Ron Manfred
Cardinal Fang (@cardinalfang.bsky.social) reply parent
I was at the game. Totally painful.
Cardinal Fang (@cardinalfang.bsky.social)
The Nats are soooo ass right now
Cardinal Fang (@cardinalfang.bsky.social) reply parent
Wait, you pre-emptively proved that a meeting could have been an email?
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Cardinal Fang (@cardinalfang.bsky.social) reply parent
I did see Alex Call play
Cardinal Fang (@cardinalfang.bsky.social) reply parent
Now I have to know what book
Cardinal Fang (@cardinalfang.bsky.social)
It's frickin hot at Steinbrenner. But better than Sutter Health, and the Rays beat the Dodgers. Back for round 2 tomorrow
Cardinal Fang (@cardinalfang.bsky.social) reply parent
This is so going to suck. I am stadium chasing this weekend, so missing this stupidity. Might see Alex Call playing.
Cardinal Fang (@cardinalfang.bsky.social) reply parent
In their defense, the Nats only had 5. But no idea what their bullpen looks like
Cardinal Fang (@cardinalfang.bsky.social) reply parent
I was at the Gio game.
Cardinal Fang (@cardinalfang.bsky.social) reply parent
Gio Gonzales in 2018. Traded to the Brewers. Walked over to the other dugout
Cardinal Fang (@cardinalfang.bsky.social) reply parent
You mean beyond whatever BS one the Nats made today?
Cardinal Fang (@cardinalfang.bsky.social) reply parent
I did not believe that was a word
Cardinal Fang (@cardinalfang.bsky.social) reply parent
The files that dont exist...
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Cardinal Fang (@cardinalfang.bsky.social) reply parent
I mean, I went to grad school at UMBC, but I dont tell anyone. More proud of the St. Bonaventure thing.
Cardinal Fang (@cardinalfang.bsky.social) reply parent
Did you notice the Terps shirt?
Cardinal Fang (@cardinalfang.bsky.social) reply parent
Chatting with him. He is an O's fan.
Cardinal Fang (@cardinalfang.bsky.social)
@cbindc.bsky.social it's actually packed here in Section 208. Scott van Pelt is sitting in the row behind us.
Cardinal Fang (@cardinalfang.bsky.social) reply parent
Wait until tomorrow's noon game. I will take pictures
Cardinal Fang (@cardinalfang.bsky.social) reply parent
He is worse than Davey.
Cardinal Fang (@cardinalfang.bsky.social) reply parent
This has been three out of four games, where a pitcher has given up at least 5 runs in a single inning, and NO ONE comes out of the dugout until the damage is done. Some real BS.
Cardinal Fang (@cardinalfang.bsky.social)
@nationals.com - is it possible for someone from the dugout to maybe once come out to talk to a pitcher BEFORE 5 runs are scored against a pitcher in a single inning? Cause this is now Friday, Sunday and today. Feels like some real BS - Sincerely - a pissed off season ticket holder
Cardinal Fang (@cardinalfang.bsky.social)
Who is going to be at 1B if we let both Bell and Lowe go???
Cardinal Fang (@cardinalfang.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe they shouldn't have fired 15,000 since May
Cardinal Fang (@cardinalfang.bsky.social) reply parent
Clearly the coaches that are left do not GAF, as they know they will all be let go at the end of the season.
Cardinal Fang (@cardinalfang.bsky.social)
I am not sure what is worse - Davey Martinez as a manager, or all of the lame duck staff he left behind who don't GAF
Cardinal Fang (@cardinalfang.bsky.social) reply parent
Today was annoying
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They got their tax cuts and environmental law roll backs that they wanted. Now he is just a liability
Cardinal Fang (@cardinalfang.bsky.social) reply parent
He is on my 2025 Deadpool list, so let's hope so
Cardinal Fang (@cardinalfang.bsky.social) reply parent
This is not a coincidence. Bring him on with Meidas or Contrarian.
Cardinal Fang (@cardinalfang.bsky.social) reply parent
That's awesome!! We call our team the "Glowing Pussy-cats" in honor of my cat who needed iodine radiation treatment for a thyroid issue.
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Presumably outside
Cardinal Fang (@cardinalfang.bsky.social) reply parent
And they have lost Fox News
Cardinal Fang (@cardinalfang.bsky.social) reply parent
Ok, there has to be a good story behind the team name
Cardinal Fang (@cardinalfang.bsky.social) reply parent
Sweet Potato Hitler
Cardinal Fang (@cardinalfang.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you!!! I started down that same path!
Cardinal Fang (@cardinalfang.bsky.social) reply parent
We got that same one for the 4th of July game in DC. Big woo.
Cardinal Fang (@cardinalfang.bsky.social)
Ok, 2025 needs to just stop being a bitch. Had to put my dog down in Feb. Got laid off two weeks ago. Had to put my cat down today. Just. Stop.
Cardinal Fang (@cardinalfang.bsky.social) reply parent
And then by not understanding the laws of thermodynamics, this costs them more money
Cardinal Fang (@cardinalfang.bsky.social) reply parent
Something about him not being a Boras client
Cardinal Fang (@cardinalfang.bsky.social) reply parent
Da fuq? Some 17 yeat old switch hitting SS? Not the LSU pitcher