Think about the all the rich and powerful people who were more than happy to support trumps basest instincts. Because taxes or because woke?

I think about the tech toadies all the time. I think about how quickly they shed their nerd-guy-you-can-trust personas and embraced the toxicity of maga, trump, and even the Tate brothers. I say more than taxes.

The whole Trump-Republican political strategy is "a noun, a verb, and those evil, woke, commie liberals." That's it. And it worked to get Trump elected twice now.

Assault with a breadly weapon.

Because for people with 200 billion, the biggest priority is getting to 210 billion (even though functionally it’s the same: more money than they can ever use)

their names have been written down

Because it's Springtime for Hitler!

The wealthy have always been ready to fuck the rest of us for a dollar

@lizdelagarzag.bsky.social exactly to your point! Are we late already?

Sometimes I think we’ve passed the point of no return, (both in 🇲🇽 and the 🇺🇸) Loud, shallow voices are mistaken for brilliance, while the truly wise stay quiet or follow the noise. We're handing the world over to performers, and watching it fall with no real power to stop it.

Because they are as warped as he is, in a lot of cases. As dedicated to strongman rule. Taxes are icing on the cake.

Let’s go with weak and scared and crave authority.

They are attempting to create a terrorist regime.

It was the Drag Queens.

Taxes

And the man threw his subway sandwich at the officer. Not tried to shoot him with a gun. But he was still charged with a felony and lost his job. Seems kinda harsh for a guy who just threw his sandwich at you.

What I wouldn't have given to see them get on with the felony trial! So Mr. Dunn gets up on the stand and claims innocence because, you see, he REALLY backs the blue! "I was just showing my support for ICE! I was throwing the good officer some fresh food and he just didn't catch it!"😏

Because chickenshit?

Think about that Legal Firm who not only caved immediately but gave him hundreds million dollars of legal advice as part of the settlement, now being used to crush our democracy.

Because they agree even if they say they don’t. “Because taxes” or what used to be “socially liberal, fiscally conservative” type of Republican voter just means that caring about other people is lower on their priority list than MOAR MONEY. Billionaires at heart, though not in bank.

Think of all the “educators” and “freedom fighting lawyers” who bent the knee so fast they’re still taking ibuprofen

The GOP will be regulating bakeries by the weekend. You want a crispy baguette? Nope, only soft ones(the crispy ones also mess with his dentures) and they’ll need to do a background check. Because the GOP believes in freedumb.

It’s embarrassing

I call it the “I Got Mine” brigade.

Absof*ckinglutely!

Spot on.

most of them didnt get anything for it

AKA... Boomers.

This Boomer and my husband DID NOT.

🤷🏽‍♂️

youtu.be/XiTh8UpbeEI?...

Tech bros did it for money because they know he's transactional and corrupt. All they had to do is pay him to get whatever deal passed or regulation removed. But, like all deals with the devil they always have a way of backfiring. I'm still laughing about Elon getting some of his subsidies yanked 🤣

It’s unforgivable. Life is long and we won’t forget who acquiesced to the rapist felon insurrectionist misogynist bigot fraud. The GOP will never wash off the stain.

I just hope Trump is not able to punish the judge for this ruling.

Very.

There will be a french revolution in America.

dévorer les riches

I'm embarrassed to be a tech guy.

I’m embarrassed to be from this country. Truly.

It is. I was just saying that to my husband a few minutes ago. I am embarrassed for how impotent & gross they all seem. No courage, no morals, no civic pride, no duty. Think of the contrast with Zelensky. I don't need perfection, but I want powerful people who aren't running for office to do more.

It is not only embarrassing it is dangerous for the rest of us!!!! So far we seem to have only Gavin Newsom seriously fighting this regime!!!

Solzhenitsyn had something to say about that bsky.app/profile/fran...

I'd rather not because that belies my belief that those folks should know so much better than why they showed us.

Excessive. What a bunch of losers they are. The only win they’ll have is self-imploding.

Speaking as a former one, they were 'big firm lawyers'

$$$$$$$$$ always and only

A plague on both your houses!

Because racism & they r Pussy’s!

Because they are all a bunch of sadists at their core.

Always greed and power.

It’s all about the money. Greed is the root of all evil.

Because hate, Molly.

Tech bros are a human house of cards - they’re cowardly, insecure toddlers who cave at the slightest crypto waver and chase the latest trendy AI moonshot. We need you to write the Great Gatsby of Silicon Valley.

Think of the time, effort, money to charge a guy for throwing a SANDWICH!! Are these so-called officers so wimpy, so ball-less that a piece of bread and baloney throws them off balance?????

At this point, officers should be relieved it was only a sandwich. I hate to say it, but if officers are still following unlawful orders at this point, they should be expecting anything to be thrown at them

I AM SANDWICH THROWING MAN! WE ARE ALL SANDWICH THROWING MAN!

Taxes. They just hopped onboard the uneducated, ignorant, stupid, moronic Trump voters tails, and let them do the dirty work for them. They will find out in about 6 months when they get their food stamps cut off, Medicaid and section 8 housing stripped away.

Definitely taxes.

Epstein has entered the chat.

Or because racist

Sure, and think about all the powerful people who distanced themselves—because optics, or because legacy. Or the people who enabled him and profited, and now profit from dissent. What we do with that… well, that’s a conversation for another time.

Same as oligarchs in Russia. They get to keep their billions as long as they obey and pay their dues to the Czar.

They like simping to powerful people it is almost like a kink

The cruelty is the point?

Once again, one of trump's federal prosecutors makes himself or herself the butt of the trump own(ed) joke that is his agenda! It makes OUR Country the butt of any and every joke about 'banana republics'!

I think rich people want more than just yachts. They want the power to buy things our democracy said were "not for sale." The ability to treat people terribly, to get away with crimes bc they are rich. The fawning. The ability to terrify people into doing what they want. No consequences.

Awful people exist at every income level—wealth doesn’t create cruelty, it just expands the menu. Power gives more ways to act on who you already are, for better or worse. The real issue is accountability, not just affluence.

I’ve worked for two billionaires for years. They don’t get that way by being nice people. They don’t become nice people afterwards. If you had a choice between sharing the prosperity of a company people gave their lives for, and keeping it all for you, what would you choose? Billionaires know.

Some sociopaths claw their way up—driven, ruthless, tireless. Others are typical, unmotivated, and coast on charm or fear. The common thread isn’t brilliance; it’s detachment. When people are just levers or liabilities, sharing was never on the table.

Oh, yes, I agree with you there. I only meant that a lot of people think "all of this mess, just for some tax breaks for rich people so they can buy more yachts." A powerful chunk of very wealthy Trump backers support him on the understanding that they will not be held accountable under Trump.

People blame Chuck Schumer while the biggest corporations of America are bringing him gold like he’s white Christian baby goddamn Jesus! Citizens United my ass.

Careful, boys. He may be armed with a cheeseburger this time! What snowflakes!

Would Steve Jobs have caved?

CAVED? Wth? They put him in office! BOTH TIMES!

So true especially this time with Thiel, Musk, Karp etc this time around with Vance being VP he was installed by the crypto tech bros

Sub sandwich thrown at sub human! Next they'll be calling for the death penalty. Violence drama queens.

Thinking about Target caving on DEI and losing so much money that the CEO resigned. People respect other people and companies who strive to do the right thing in the face of adversity.

After that sandwich, he may have come after them with a banana or some other fresh fruit! Woe are the days when ICE stops defending themselves against fresh fruit, even raspberries can be extremely dangerous, and cause a loony like Vonshitznpants to declare an emergency. 🚬😎

They were all hungry!

Well, they do get beat up by 9th grade girls so ...

Liberal Launches Submarine Attack Against ICE.

@nytpitchbot.bsky.social, is that you?

Oh, that must be a New York Times headline?

Tech bros are spineless

But it's "good television"

It's all about the spectacle and the cruelty

It would have been funny if they raided his house while he was at the police station turning himself in.

I can’t tell who the hero is The sandwich Or Sean Dunn

Sharing is caring

Hopefully it was a foot long I’m a leftist but I’m a fat leftist at heart I’ll share a foot long but if it was only 6 inches I’m basically a billionaire and you can have some crumbs

If the 6" was on a meal deal and you would still have the chips or cookies and drink, would that be acceptable? 🤔

I’ll take it! 😛

Sean Dunn Say his name

Honestly I'll be surprised if DOJ can actually get a grand jury to indict him

F*ck the tech bros. they can bribe their way out of felony charges. Think of all the work we have done. All the protests. All the riots. All the coffees we threw at police.☕ Does America deserve to exist? Keep fighting until we win!✊🏼✊🏼✊🏼 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

SEAN DUNN WAS RIGHT

Did they cave or are they co-conspirators?

This afgernoon, the judge at his arraignment threw out the felony charge as "excessive" and released him on his own recognizance. The Lawyers Who Found Their Law Licenses In A Crackerjacks Box strike again.

Just think how different January 6th, 2021 would have been if all anyone did was to throw sandwiches at the officers. And how well Subway might have done on the day.

For throwing a sandwich. And for being a national hero.

A hero with a hero?

Never apologize for that comment

🎶 I need a hero 🎶

And Pirro was so fucking proud of herself, charging him w a felony.

She's dumb af and twice as drunk.

20 Officers?! JFC they really do have nothing better to do, huh? We got DEA agents patrolling like beat cops as if they’ve just admitted that the War on Drugs WAS total Bullshit since they were able to drop it so quickly for “patrol duty” 😂

They probably actually sent only one guy but the others were so bored fighting the “rampant crime “ they decided to tag along. 😆😆😆

Maybe they were hoping the guy had a stash of sandwiches which they could nick.

Sending 20 officers to detain a guy who was turning himself in... for throwing a fucking sandwich, was not on my BINGO card. Um, how is this NOT a waste of time, energy, and tax dollars?

"...finds the federal charges excessive..." But not, of course, 20 heavily armed and masked thugs sent with no other intention than reprisal and intimidation. Police state.

Thank God he didn't throw a pie. They might have hit him with an airstrike.

I think we need to start stockpiling sandwiches.

Not only evil, they are total pussies too.

But they released the J6 criminals found guilty by a jury of their peers - but send 20 officers to take this man in - insanity

20 officers AND a camera crew

THIS ⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️ Beyond comprehension 😐

They have nothing else to do. They’re just strolling around, getting paid to do shit .

Wow ! An actual un-corrupted judge ! Where are all the others so they can stop this admins abuse of power

I just want everyone to keep in mind that all of the Jan 6th rioters were pardoned.

This is what they are doing with #taxdollars they got in the #bbb, they have set up a #productionstudio to distribute this style #propaganda! #americadontbuyintoit bsky.app/profile/lega...

#seandunnamericastandswithyou

Shoes next please 🙏

I love that the second one gets him lmao

He got a good arm and a quick reload 😂

He was my hero back then, Bush was laying the groundwork for exactly what we see now and we were getting teargassed for protesting it, not enough shoes to the face for that one

Oh bring that shit !!!

I thought they’d ask for the death penalty.

Maybe there are there 38 slices of bread in a loaf so they knew he'd be out of ammo so the last guy could capture him.

Don't come crying to me when someone attacks you with a punnet of strawberries youtu.be/piWCBOsJr-w?...

I hope the sandwich man just started the next viral craze

Long past that already It’s happening now

Imagine being amongst the twenty big bwave officers sent to arrest sandwich guy. I bet they were all wearing their masks.

I think the charges are baloney.

OK, now that was just too easy.

This is ham-damonium.

Two points!

🙄

20 officers? WTAF? What if he had hurled a dozen Krispy Kremes?

10 donut capacity limit in the city

The cops would have stopped to eat them, demanding coffee.

This is almost as good as the time cops almost killed someone shooting wildly because they got scared of an acorn.

When they said they would address fraud, waste, and excess, they implied they wanted to reduce them. Clearly not.

Our generation’s Fort Sumter!?

Billions in funding, why not send an entire force to apprehend a sandwich thrower. Trump and republicans will always be lonely losers without real friends.

Hero….

I don't blame the drunk guy I blame Trump for putting everyone in a dangerous situation. 🤷‍♂️ I don't think the cop missed any work over the sandwich kinda an overreaction.

@delaneyrules.bsky.social “Bread & Butter Hope”! 🥖🥪🍞🥪🥖

"Assault with a deadly sandwich" was not on my 2025 bingo card.

Gosh, it's as if the current regime needs to always make desperate, unnecessary, and pointless displays of their own imagined 'power' just to feel better about themselves.... wait. I said 'as if'.... ?😂

All those maga men and their 3 inch peckers parading around in costumes they bought online 🤏🍆🖕🗑️

I'm sure they arrived in between meals.

Right on! I support Sandwich Man! More of this, please!

Go Luigi!!

Gee, who knew a sandwich wasn’t a lethal weapon?

Dramatic ass weak losers. Time to escalate to rotten fruit

I wish they’d just cave! theconversation.com/friday-essay...

They've had their first real taste of power, and they'll never let it go.

We will let them go…. ie… To court for treason ! To Mars to get them the hell out of here….

That’s becoming the MO for this administration.

And law firms, media companies and universities

The tech bros are going to have a big problem in Europe come the end of summer.

And how much did that whole thing cost the tax payer?

Bullet proof vest saves policeman’s life from high velocity 50 caliber sandwich!

I heard it was a .50 caliber meatball sub--the deadliest sandwich known to man!

😂😋

Are they charging him with possession of a condiment?

20 officers to go get the guy??? How many doge-y dollars is that?

From Snyder’s Rule 5 of Countering Tyranny: “ “…concentration camp directors seek businessmen interested in cheap labor.” BTW—It’s truly regrettable Snyder decided to flee the country into exile on his wife’s initiative, while we rally, hopefully, around his helpful analysis. WTF. Seriously?

ACAB grandstanding little pricks

The Trump cult is full of cowards #ArrestTrump #ArrestICE

Assault with a deadly foot long.

20 People to arrest him? Their superior confidence and competence is just superb They can only function in a mass of thuggery.

They needed all those manly men to make the video look good. 😂

20 Officers, did they think he had bought a Meatball Marinara sandwich

Pretty brave agents. They could have been subjected to flying bagels!

They're still caving.

Ha! Watching those humans cave is like watching a squirrel drop its nut—so clumsy! We say, let’s rally the raccoons and be the true north, strong and free from pesky Dominant Powers. Independence smells sweeter than trash cans after midnight! #RaccoonRevolution

trump's team is sending Goon squads to menace the population but we've heard reports that Glitter sticks to everything 😜

Tech bros didn't "cave." They found their true leader.

Can anyone read this without tears in their eyes from laughing so hard?

Those charges were excessive, that “foot-long” was more like 11”.

🐐

Wow 20 officers that must have been one hell of a dangerous sandwich 😂😂 America sure gives laugh out loud incidents on a daily basis

They needed 20 officers because if 19 of them were hit by flying sandwich debris there would at least be one left alive to make the arrest. I'm pretty sure that was the calculation that led to 20. They figured one man couldn't launch enough sandwiches to kill a full 20 humans before getting cuffed.

Omg ICE can throw people to the ground and it’s ok..but throw a sandwich at them.. felony!

20 officers is appropriate. We don’t know how what kind of sandwich arsenal he has at home.

Bondi is pathetic

Think about all the Jan 6 Insurrectionists that got off and this guy threw a sandwich? Seriously? What a bunch of snowflakes!

20 officers were sent to arrest him: 1 for each pickle slice = several 1 for each tomato slice = several 1 for the lettuce 1 for the bun 1 for the ham 1 for the cheese 1 for the mayo 1 for the wrapper 1 for the sticker that holds the wrapper in place 1 for the sharpie ink that identified his order

The Sharpie ink made it easier to trace him. Start asking for “No Sharpie”. Stay safe out there.

And law firms. And tv networks. And universities

Unbelievable. 🤦‍♀️

The sandwich heard round the world

And he was released. Charges won't stick, but that sandwich certainly will. bsky.app/profile/wayn...

Band sandwiches!

You're assuming they didn't support fascism already.

this is some serious outnumbering: 20 feds against one sandwich.....

They didn't cave, they joined willingly

Did all 20 show up wearing Kevlar? Those Cold Cut Combos on wheat are pretty dangerous.

20 officers to arrest the sandwich guy what did they think he might be armed with a donut?

Then they had the nerve to go in front of a judge to charge him with Assault with intent to cause dry cleaning? really?

Listen in this neighborhood, they had to be prepared for anything. Squash players are fast.

Our so called leader is the King of Gaudiness.

Tech billionaires

Thech bros didn't cave. They collaborated.

Those Tech Bros are delusional, they have been drinking to much of their own Kool aide for to long.

The problem is that they are rich, and having excessive amounts of money actually damages their brains (there are studies of the phenomenon). Greed is a disease, even though they have more money than they could constructively spend in several lifetimes they want MORE.

As a business book put it in the last century, "if you think $10 million is enough, you will never have $10 million." To be a billionaire you have to be obsessed.

That... and/or it's been a self-fulfilling prophecy since Reagan, and the Koch brothers. Or maybe as far back as the Powell Memorandum.

All those children murdered in school.shootingd and the Republicans have never been willing to fight that front

20 police to arrest a guy with a sub. When children were being slaughtered in Uvalde, the police were too scared to anything. Meanwhile, law firms and Ivy League universities surrender. The “elite “ are a bunch of cowards. Harvard has a $50 billion dollar endowment, it can fight.

The Tech Bro’s knew which side of the toast their billions were spread on and were terrified that it might land on the wrong side if dropped.

20 cops...🙄

I hope the judge spanks old box of wine herself

They’re sofa king triggered

It must’ve been the sharp cheddar, hot peppers & hard salami inside the sandwich that made it so lethal. To quote Tony Soprano: “Revenge is best served with cold cuts”.

The sandwich thrower that the Turdy Regime appears to be terrified of is a USAF veteran. 😎

Any resistance is terrifying to the weak-minded twits who need excessive force to implement ideas. They can't persuade, they can't show because it doesn't work, and they can't bribe because the rich guys want all the money for their doomed measuring contest

It's time to remove the weak-minded twits. Each day these regime stays in power causes the light of hope to become a little bit dimmer.

We can't lose hope, that's the point of the blitzkrieg of nonsense and horrid violence going on. I can't recommend reading Sun Tzu's Art of War enough -- it's short and you'll then immediately see what they're trying to do with serious incompetence. Literacy is an adult skill ;)

I agree! 💯 I don't think there's any adult at the WH. Scary thought!

The Group W bench?

Very, very good

He's a hero with a hero.

A gyro, one might say.

From zero to gyro.

"Sometimes a hero ain't nothin' but a sandwich with just the right anount of backspin "

😆🌯💪

Now I'll be singing Alice's Restaurant in my head all day.😛

Just sitting’ there on the Group W bench.

Littering

and creating a nuisance!

Mother stabbers!

Federal sentencing guidelines mandate a minimum of 5 years per inch of sub. A footlong is gonna send this guy away for 60 years.

I find appalling that a fat man didn't catch a FREE sandwich -in THIS economy- and opted to chase the sandwich-less man. Men need to stop being so hormonal and crazy.

T W E N T Y O F F I C E R S Yeah no the USA is basically unsalvageable and unless trump is killed by a thunderbolt MAGA will keep touting him as their god emperor (WHICH. AS A 40K FAN. THATS LIKE, SUPER HERESY) (IM CALLING THE INQUISITION FFS)

Thinking particularly about Zuck.

Sandwich guy needs to at least be paid SAG scale for the day for his part in their arrest movie. That wasn't an arrest, it was an advertising video for the fascists

Calling All Cops, National Guard deployed against the American People, Military Active Duty across the Nation. This is what We The People Want You To Do. The Right Thing. Stand With Us at Every March Take a Knee for We The People Tell Trump You Won't Be His Tin Soldiers youtu.be/ey8-e7UIK2E

In fairness he was seen earlier leaving a sandwich shop carrying a large bag so who knows what those officers were potentially walking into.

And attorneys and University Presidents and Senators...

Some prosecutors have said you can convict a ham sandwich -- not sure about sandwich throwers.

When Trump was arrested he negotiated when,where, how(no cuffs) it happened. Another reason to IMPEACH REMOVE AND JAIL TRUMP AND HIS CABINET PLEASE JOIN CITIZEN IMPEACHMENT.COM AND CALL AND EMAIL YOUR REPRESENTATIVES DAILY AND DEMAND THEY HONOR THEIR OATHS TO THE CONSTITUTION.

Jeanine Pirro is going to be PISSED!

It seems rather snowflakeish to charge someone with a felony for throwing a sandwich.

His restrictions are he may not possess any bread, mayonnaise or cheese until his next court hearing.

Fuck Tim Apple

What’s the charge, throwing a succulent Chinese roll?

It’s all about the reality TV show theatre. What a waste of time and money.

And the much learned higher ups at prestigious universities.

The regime needed their made for TV spectacle to show wannabe tough guys that they are pretend tough guys. Pathetic and weak.

OVER A SANDWICH.

The same traitor-clowns who pardoned thousands of felons convicted of assaulting federal officers. Their own greed and fear comes before country, justice and those who protect both.

There is tough. And then there is ICE tough. MAGA tough. Trump tough. You see these hombres coming, you had better holster that submarine sandwich mister.

Could have been worse. He could have attacked him with a banana! youtu.be/MlroOdP8p2Y?...

The only thing that fascists fear more than resistance is open mockery.

They Luigi'd him. That famously didn't backfire.

The mindlessness of jengaging in this insanity. These ICE FBI whomever are not impressive. Lemmings. They don’t see a problem sending 20 idiots to get 1 sandwich tosser who was going to turn himself in??

And it was a limp Subway sandwich

Yeah, not crazy-toasted rock-hard bread or nothing!

He must have been white?

Can you imagine the guy who got hit with the sub screaming? "He footlonged me!" And all his ICE pals immediately pointing a gun at the sub slinger. South Park shows are writing themselves, thanks to ICE.

Oh I hope South Park works this in

Was the federal officer allergic to mayo?

Really? 20 cops to arrest a guy after he had already been released by a judge for the crime of throwing a sandwich? Snowflakes!

Excessive? It was a pretty big sandwich. Imagine one hitting your bulletproof vest.

😂😂😂

Well, was it a ham sandwich with plenty of oily mayo or was it a meatball sub with real beef? I think it matters.

Haha

Armor piercing sandwich I bet.

If a foot-long hoagie ever got the chance, it would kill you and everyone you care about.

kevlar was NOT designed to stand up against a $5 footlong. i'm gonna go ahead and bet they never ran *those* tests.

That was no weak, paltry Subway. That was a righteous sub!

Caved? They encouraged this.

Who's making the "I stand with Sandwich Guy!" shirts? We need them too help him pay for the attorney and a vacation afterward.

At the very least, Subway needs to sponsor this guy.

Thee good news bsky.app/profile/adam...

They went back and arrested him on federal charges

OMFG!

*The

The problem is expecting the people you think are good will do something when faced with losing their privilege to do the right thing. 99.999% will do nothing.

I understand the judge laughed it out of court & sent him home.

20 men at $40+ per hour. What a waste of resources.

Caved, or collaborated?

What if he had a 6-ft hero? That could have been quite dangerous and justification for 20 officers. Look, there’s no excuse for throwing something at law enforcement (I do no condone that), but you have to admit that the Federal optics are getting truly overly dramatic.

Exactly- and all they had to do was toss a sandwich at Donald to show courage

Meanwhile multiple 250 lb men are kneeing humans necks and stomping on men, women and teens, while children watch in horror, Humanity Lost

A hero with a hero.

I think that the charge should be a salt with a deli weapon.

that's bologna

I hope it was a Hero sandwich!

All you punsters deserve a follow!

A salt with a breadly weapon

What's the charge? Assault with a deadly sub-roll? Battery with a baloney?

Legally speaking, the latter.

Thank you for providing legal clarity for this heinous crime😀

How about: Pastrami assault with aggravated mayonnaise

Meatloaf with menaces (My favorite) Roast beef endangerment Bashing with BLT

felonious hoagie-hucking.

I believe the term is “hoagie haymaker” #freethesubwayslinger

Dad!

I'm dad and I approve this joke.

...chuckle chuckle

OK - here goes. New Resistance Song. Still working on lyrics.. The Sandwich Man (apologies to Sammy Davis): The Sandwich Man makes Everything he throws! Satisfying and delicious! The Sandwich Man can 'cause He throws his sub with love And makes the world laugh good (Makes the world laugh good)

They sent 20 officers to arrest a sandwich thrower who was willing to turn himself in? Wouldn’t 50 officers have been a more impressive show of force? I actually remember when America was a serious country and long for it to be that again.

Excessive eh? Who would have guessed?

Great use of resources. Their hallmark seems to be 20 officers for each non- criminal arrest.

If Subway's smart (they aren't), they'd capitalize on this and maybe shed some of that Jared Fogle weight.

Oh, I wouldn't go that far. Spawning a pedophile out of 365 six-inch veggie sandwiches with minimal mayo is some dark sh--, they need a bigger exorcism 😅

Immediate follow 😅

At that same time, they had thier hands out!

Power play

Cops get PTSD over the stupidest shit. Acorns, sandwiches. What's next? Crying baby sounded like a vicious dog?

Should be fired for not having accurate judgment Maybe need more criminal training to hide their crimes better?

Hope the grand jury refuses to indict.

Sanity still exists?

The sandwich is a weapon of mayo destruction.

The reason the tech bros "caved immediately" is because they all WANT this future, any claimed resistance was purely performative.

Lemme guess: those officers wanted extra napkins.

"He made that sandwich to go."

America needs more sandwich throwers!

So he did outrun them I feel better now

He’s a USAF veteran New ICE agents haven’t even seen a treadmill Subway to the moon

The fact a veteran who may not be in perfect peak shape outran officers who are supposed to be kills me.

They’re used to people simply stopping lawfully He barely even looked like he was truly trying to outrun them almost like a playful prance

You gotta be quicker than that

It reminds me of the insurance ad with the old guy and the dollar bill on the fishing line.

Exactly haha he was like not that far ahead either 😂

*its a fucking sandwich* ive never seen a bigger pissbaby

Thank goodness for good judges. We still can fight and stand up for what is healthier and just for society.

Trump wanted a video Fox viewers could masturbate over. The new term is MAGAbate, this is when someone is sexually aroused and jerks off to video of an immigrant being kidnapped, protesters pepper sprayed, schools shot up, and unhoused people beaten by soldiers.

Tech Bros wanted fascism

He is a true american hero. I hope Subway pays his bail.

Curious about what happened to the person who threw a shoe at Bush? Truly don’t recall this. That was a worse offense for multiple reasons but still wonder what that consequence was.

Is there a go fund me? Heroes carry hero sandwiches sometimes.

The snack heard ‘round the world.

The Cold Cut Combo Heard Round the World

If I was a billionaire, I'd offer every Fed officer patroling in DC 100K cash to leave the shitty jobs.

They want to fight crime but are afraid of a fucking sandwich.

Where is his GoFundMe?

The 'Tech Bros' didn't cave - They are complicit. This is Sedition. They are literally planning to destroy the Federal government. www.ft.com/content/0221...

100%. All of the tech bro lunatics spent their college years wanking over Ayn Rand novels and dreaming of a world where they owe zero consideration to any other living thing. Somehow these idiots overlapped with the Christofascists who want a different type of societal model. It's all bad.

In every Ayn Rand novel, there is one character whose only purpose in the book is to be ALMOST as good as the “hero” but who is incapable of crossing the threshold to greatness. Just to emphasize that you’re either born special or not. Agency does not exist in her universe.

What the fuck are you talking about? The tech bros FUNDED HIS CAMPAIGN - and paid a lot of money to remove key Dems so they could ban crypto regulation.

So, with 20 "agents" sent to arrest a bread-tosser, and thousands of FBI, DEA, ATF, Postal Inspectors (!!!!) now rounding up nannies at playgrounds, what happens to all that Canadian fentanyl "pouring" in? Foreign hackers? Right-wing nutjobs, which FBI said are #1 source of all terrorism here?

And the cat and dog eating?

At least it's fun to think of the conversation they were having on the way to arrest him. "Be careful, boys! Be careful! He could hoagie again. Stay strong and check for pizza pockets!"

Tech bros vs sandwich man. I pick sandwich man.

20 officers.... Remember that when the govt tells you they don't have the money

Scared their paninis right off