CaptainGrapeDrink
@cgd-2.bsky.social
Pro wrestling, video games, film and television, art, and music.
created November 9, 2024
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CaptainGrapeDrink (@cgd-2.bsky.social)
This whole thing makes a great bit of comedy...but, the low prices on some these things are amazing for fans. $20 to meet any talent is an incredible discount...and that would be for one talent. This is two of the biggest stars in the world. That would normally be something like $80x2. 🤼
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Nah...I always try to watch live shows live. The whole point is to connect with the other people watching the same show. That's what makes them special. - If I absolutely had to, I would watch a replay. But, it isn't preferred.
CaptainGrapeDrink (@cgd-2.bsky.social) reply parent
It's gonna bum me out if the weather is nice...because, it's basically fall now, and I would much rather not waste a perfect fall day indoors watching tv. But, alas...
CaptainGrapeDrink (@cgd-2.bsky.social) reply parent
Well...it won't be as impactful. Way less random people will be watching tv in the middle of the day.
CaptainGrapeDrink (@cgd-2.bsky.social)
I don't really super care what time All Out starts...but what happens to the Tailgate Brawl that was scheduled for 7pm TNT on Saturday night? It doesn't make sense now. - I thought the whole point was a television lead-in. 🤼
CaptainGrapeDrink (@cgd-2.bsky.social)
Watching this movie 'Marshmallow', and I thought Giorgia Whigham was Kat Abughazaleh for like a whole 30 seconds before I looked at the IMDB.
CaptainGrapeDrink (@cgd-2.bsky.social)
"Don't stick your tongue out, kid...that's my thing. Blllrrgggghh" -Undertaker, probably. 🤼
CaptainGrapeDrink (@cgd-2.bsky.social) reply parent
Wait until AEW specifically books a small venue for a very specific reason...and then proceed to act shocked that it's such a small number. Cool story, bro.
CaptainGrapeDrink (@cgd-2.bsky.social) reply parent
It's definitely not. It's going to be Arez. Lol
CaptainGrapeDrink (@cgd-2.bsky.social) reply parent
Nah...they are obviously different enough to not be considered a pallete swap or whatever. I'm specifically talking about a 1:1 "the same exact guy, but in red"...which is what El Clon appears to be.
CaptainGrapeDrink (@cgd-2.bsky.social) reply parent
It's a "nostalgia goggles" situation. - She was the most tolerable diva when WWE only employed models. She had hints of wrestling talent that the average diva lacked. That's really all it is. She was never some amazing wrestler. Not even close. Her and Paige were "okay" when everyone else was trash.
CaptainGrapeDrink (@cgd-2.bsky.social) reply parent
The good vs evil angle could last a few months...then you unmask El Clon and have him go on to do his own thing. Because, you can't really have a huge career just being an alternate version of another guy.
CaptainGrapeDrink (@cgd-2.bsky.social) reply parent
I guess. But, they counterprogram everything from Grand Slam shows to random residencies. They are really just trying to counterprogram every single thing, regardless of what it is. Also, I think if it's an international show...that makes them even more mad, which explains All Out. Lol
CaptainGrapeDrink (@cgd-2.bsky.social)
A thought I had about El Clon, is that it could very well be a way for Tony to book a successful mask vs mask match in AEW. Because, having an evil version of Hologram doesn't seem like a longterm plan. - They could build this feud on AEW tv, and then maybe conclude it in Arena Mexico. Big payoff. 🤼
CaptainGrapeDrink (@cgd-2.bsky.social) reply parent
Don't really get this logic... I don't look at shows like this. - The matches booked are really all that makes a show good or bad, better or worse than another one. - I have absolutely no preconceived notion about how much or how little All Out or World's End, or anything else "matter"...
CaptainGrapeDrink (@cgd-2.bsky.social) reply parent
Myron Reed is probably more of a nostalgia hit for me than anything else. I was definitely watching him in GCW and MLW, around the same time as guys like Jordan Oliver and Facade. I have fond memories of that whole little "class" of talents. Allie Katch, Effy...all those people.
CaptainGrapeDrink (@cgd-2.bsky.social) reply parent
Eh...I was gonna mention her, but I kinda feel like the fed influence is already too strong, maybe.
CaptainGrapeDrink (@cgd-2.bsky.social) reply parent
Linda Hogan will never be welcome in AEW.
CaptainGrapeDrink (@cgd-2.bsky.social) reply parent
I would take Leon Slater, Myron Reed, Killer Kelly. - Does AEW need any of em? Nah...but, those are the ones I would take.
CaptainGrapeDrink (@cgd-2.bsky.social) reply parent
That's cute. Ain't no AEW fans give a shit about Lesnar or AJ Lee...
CaptainGrapeDrink (@cgd-2.bsky.social) reply parent
If they keep underperforming on their massive streaming deals and basically piss off all of the major platforms by wasting a ton of money, then they will simply lose a place to run a show. - We basically know they've done this with Fox and Netflix at this point. Disney/ESPN is next to find out.
CaptainGrapeDrink (@cgd-2.bsky.social) reply parent
I keep rejecting the "too big to fail" narrative, anyway. - Any company can fail with poor leadership...and WWE is the rock-bottom worst right now in that regard. (Something like Toys R Us or Blockbuster can go from stores all over the country, to "relic" overnight). - It can happen to WWE.
CaptainGrapeDrink (@cgd-2.bsky.social) reply parent
Are you going to miss what is potentially your only chance to see a live WWE show...or are you going to pay Wrestlemania prices for a glorified house show? Gee...go figure. - Highway robbery in true form.
CaptainGrapeDrink (@cgd-2.bsky.social) reply parent
It's especially bad when they do this in the international market, where they know that people are itching for any sort of show, because they don't get them often.
CaptainGrapeDrink (@cgd-2.bsky.social)
I know Taylor Swift concerts are notoriously overpriced, so I can only imagine what egregious pricing this WWE show had. WM42 is $70,000 for front row? 🤼 The entire company lost the plot a long time ago. And they should stop bragging about how much they rip people off. It's actually embarrassing.
CaptainGrapeDrink (@cgd-2.bsky.social) reply parent
From pretty much all reports...it sounds like AEW usually offers a better deal than WWE does. So...it just comes down to personal preference. - This keeps with the theme of most luchadores having no nostalgia for WWE, or giving a shit about working there...honestly. Lol
CaptainGrapeDrink (@cgd-2.bsky.social) reply parent
Luck? Maybe. - Or he just would rather work for AEW, and gave them a call as his first choice (which isn't luck...so much as a privilege they earned by how they operate as a company).
CaptainGrapeDrink (@cgd-2.bsky.social) reply parent
He's also one of the most blatant advocates of branching away from WWE and doing his own thing. - People are just insanely tone deaf and unaware.
CaptainGrapeDrink (@cgd-2.bsky.social) reply parent
He would be a massive improvement...and that is fucking sad. Lol
CaptainGrapeDrink (@cgd-2.bsky.social) reply parent
Ishii remains unbothered.
CaptainGrapeDrink (@cgd-2.bsky.social) reply parent
Father of our beloved Jack Perry.
CaptainGrapeDrink (@cgd-2.bsky.social) reply parent
One thing I always enjoyed from them was the use of the 2x4 to hobble their opponents in the style of Stephen King's 'Misery'. They are definitely not doing that one in their new forever home. Lol
CaptainGrapeDrink (@cgd-2.bsky.social)
Do I think The Righteous will thrive in the fed? No. - Do I think they will be added the Wyatt Sicks and completely forgotten about? Highly likely. - Their gimmick was more original than it got credit for. - It will be a shame to see it distilled down to the Wyatt brand of camp. 🤼
CaptainGrapeDrink (@cgd-2.bsky.social) reply parent
At best, it's lazy panic booking, because they have nothing better. - AJ should stay at home unless this is something she feels strongly about doing.
Fanzine (@fanzine.bsky.social) reposted
Another bit from luchablog people should checkout. La Catalina did another interview talking about how horrible her wwe run was, how she hated the place, and won't ever go back. She also revealed she had an AAA offer way back but was convinced by Dark Angel to go to CMLL
CaptainGrapeDrink (@cgd-2.bsky.social) reply parent
Ah. Nevermind then. That's two new Wyatt Sicks members sorted and forgotten about. Lol
CaptainGrapeDrink (@cgd-2.bsky.social) reply parent
Did they leave TNA now? - I liked them in AEW/RoH. Would like to see them back there, if they're back on the market.
CaptainGrapeDrink (@cgd-2.bsky.social)
"Scotland is so white, that you're their D-Lo Brown." -RJ City to Grado. Lawd jesus. Lol #Wrestlesky 🤼
CaptainGrapeDrink (@cgd-2.bsky.social) reply parent
Nah...just a joke because of how quickly Tony changed Mina's theme back when fans hated it that one time. Lol
CaptainGrapeDrink (@cgd-2.bsky.social)
You know Tony saw fans react to that live tweet concept in real time and said "Don't like it? Neither do I. Don't know why we did it! Never again!" #Wrestlesky 🤼
CaptainGrapeDrink (@cgd-2.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh damn...I had that Wolverine with the bone claws.
CaptainGrapeDrink (@cgd-2.bsky.social)
Today marks 4 years since the death of Daffney. - This is another of those strange timeslip instances, where I would have guessed her death was before AEW even existed...but, it was 2021. - Everything that happened to her was borderline criminal. She deserved better. 🤼
CaptainGrapeDrink (@cgd-2.bsky.social)
Big Hech is not to be missed. 🤼
CaptainGrapeDrink (@cgd-2.bsky.social) reply parent
I think Death Before Dishonor absolutely should help with the way RoH is perceived, and hopefully help land them some sort of deal. - Best case scenario is that a smaller cable channel, or an app like tubi gets the weekly show...and then Max or Amazon gets the RoH catalog in another deal. IMO.
CaptainGrapeDrink (@cgd-2.bsky.social) reply parent
This is "paid protestors" level of delusion and gaslighting.
CaptainGrapeDrink (@cgd-2.bsky.social) reply parent
And then you have the all-time, "hall of fame worthy" bad takes, like Vince Russo saying he thinks Tony Khan is paying indies $100k per title for her to win them. Lol
CaptainGrapeDrink (@cgd-2.bsky.social) reply parent
2 people bookmarked this specifically to laugh later on.
CaptainGrapeDrink (@cgd-2.bsky.social) reply parent
Jericho used to annoy the shit outta me. I can't lie. - It's not anything he would say, it was just his voice. Lol
CaptainGrapeDrink (@cgd-2.bsky.social) reply parent
Sign Gabby Forza, too...which I've said multiple times. Lol
CaptainGrapeDrink (@cgd-2.bsky.social) reply parent
TK really shouldn't have released him just because of what happened with Boulder. But, it probably worked out for the best. Because, his resurgence has been top-tier. - He 100% deserves a callback when the time is right.
CaptainGrapeDrink (@cgd-2.bsky.social) reply parent
Ahh...the days of calling any container a "coin bank".
CaptainGrapeDrink (@cgd-2.bsky.social) reply parent
Right. There are a number of in-ring talents who could take up the commentary mantle when they are forced to permanently retire. Bryan is definitely at the top of that list. - It's unfortunate for anyone looking to join that team...but, there are a ton of credible options.
CaptainGrapeDrink (@cgd-2.bsky.social) reply parent
I don't generally like the idea of bringing people on as temporary subs, because then it isn't regular work for them. - But, Veda does a ton of other stuff. So, maybe it's perfect for her. Who knows. - As far as a full time AEW spot, though...I just wouldn't touch those teams.
CaptainGrapeDrink (@cgd-2.bsky.social) reply parent
I don't watch a damn thing from WWE. Haven't in probably two years...but, we all see the clips and the segments that are supposed to be the "highlights" of the angles. And, yeah...her return hasn't felt organic from a single thing I've seen. She's just there.
CaptainGrapeDrink (@cgd-2.bsky.social) reply parent
This is what TK means when he says that people need to actually want to be in AEW. Don't expect a spot...you need to take it. - Lynch was brought back as kind of a "Well...she's Becky Lynch. Of course she's back!" And that's how her character reads from what I've seen.
CaptainGrapeDrink (@cgd-2.bsky.social) reply parent
Veda is excellent. I would never disagree with any stance about where she could fit, or what she can do. It's really just a space issue.
CaptainGrapeDrink (@cgd-2.bsky.social)
The WWE roster, in general, is suffering from a ton of people simply being there without any reinvention. - Which is what happens when people sign with WWE just to work at WWE. There is no juice moving in that company. The mainstays are expected to be there, and are not innovating a single thing.
CaptainGrapeDrink (@cgd-2.bsky.social) reply parent
I've worked a job where both owners (husband and wife) insisted on being there all the time, and they were constantly fucking up everything...and every employee unanimously agreed on a regular basis that things were better when they stayed home. - That's WWE now. Lol
CaptainGrapeDrink (@cgd-2.bsky.social) reply parent
I think Seth absolutely could shift into that gear...but he would be injured in about a month.
CaptainGrapeDrink (@cgd-2.bsky.social) reply parent
It makes sense at his age anyway. Dude isn't gonna push his body in the way that is required of AEW talents. He's not in his prime any longer. Same with Styles. In WWE, they have the luxury of leaning on character-work and still being booked as a top attraction. But that doesn't fly in AEW.
CaptainGrapeDrink (@cgd-2.bsky.social) reply parent
It would be hard for me to commit to changing that...unless something happens that forces it.
CaptainGrapeDrink (@cgd-2.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe. But Excalibur isn't going anywhere, and he's already the play by play guy. To me...Taz, Schiavone and Excalibur are the best 3 person team I've ever seen. You get the play by play from Excalibur, and then you have legacy commentary from Schiavone, and the comedy of Taz playing off the others.
CaptainGrapeDrink (@cgd-2.bsky.social) reply parent
JR is pretty much gone. Schiavone and Taz are getting older...but likely have plenty of time left on coms. So, it's hard to say when someone else would be able to fill a gap.
CaptainGrapeDrink (@cgd-2.bsky.social) reply parent
I would say, you could squeeze her into the RoH team if you tried hard enough. Ian, Coleman, and Veda...or if Ian gets bumped to the main roster more regularly...
CaptainGrapeDrink (@cgd-2.bsky.social) reply parent
I would be...but, like... AEW commentary is solid. I don't know where you'd find the room. - We already have Taz, Schiavone, Excalibur, Nigel, plus random sit-ins like Don Callis, Daddy Magic, or the rare Danielson appearance. Ian sometimes. AEW is an embarrassment of riches with commentary.
CaptainGrapeDrink (@cgd-2.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah...I was never really accusing him of anything. That was definitely not my intention when I said he might not like AEW. It just seemed like there was some distance between the parties. Really nice to hear that isn't the case.
CaptainGrapeDrink (@cgd-2.bsky.social)
#AEW 🤼
CaptainGrapeDrink (@cgd-2.bsky.social) reply parent
Harley with a Meowth puppet. (Even though she joked about WWE ruining puppets for her.)
CaptainGrapeDrink (@cgd-2.bsky.social) reply parent
Like...people who don't like AEW can follow me. But, I don't know why they'd bother. Lol
CaptainGrapeDrink (@cgd-2.bsky.social)
Send Angelico dressed as Ash Ketchum. 🤼
CaptainGrapeDrink (@cgd-2.bsky.social) reply parent
My DS Lite and 3DS both work with no issues. Nintendo batteries are no joke. - Wish I still had my gen 1 DS...but, I got rid of that as a careless kid.
CaptainGrapeDrink (@cgd-2.bsky.social)
When my Prime sub becomes available again on Twitch, I'm gonna use it on Metroplex Wrestling...and then I will just keep using it there. - Because, I usually just use it somewhere silly and then regret it. Lol 🤼
CaptainGrapeDrink (@cgd-2.bsky.social) reply parent
If by "every so often" you mean every chance he gets. Lol
CaptainGrapeDrink (@cgd-2.bsky.social) reply parent
Thought that was Christian.
CaptainGrapeDrink (@cgd-2.bsky.social) reply parent
Couldn't if he wanted to, on account of his failing heart. - I'm not out here to speak ill of a serious medical condition, but it's almost symbolic of his actions.
CaptainGrapeDrink (@cgd-2.bsky.social)
CRU have become a sort of guilty pleasure of mine. Not that it's something to feel "guilty" about...but, they are lowkey always fun to watch, and I like to keep an eye on what they're doing. Glad that Action Andretti actually found a place he organically fits. Need to watch this. I bet it rips. 🤼
CaptainGrapeDrink (@cgd-2.bsky.social) reply parent
That's fair. I'm sure we'd all like to see you back if the pieces fit.
CaptainGrapeDrink (@cgd-2.bsky.social) reply parent
My play is to simply alienate anyone who isn't an AEW stan, so that's my entire follower base. Lol
CaptainGrapeDrink (@cgd-2.bsky.social) reply parent
I do expect Britt in WWE eventually...and I expect it to be godawful. - She wouldn't be a signing priority for them at all, aside from it being a shot at AEW.
CaptainGrapeDrink (@cgd-2.bsky.social) reply parent
RoH doesn't have too many belts. Aside from maybe the six man belts. The problem with RoH is that the titles just end up feeling stagnant because they don't have regularly scheduled shows. You aren't going to defend titles on dark matches before Dynamite. And AEW definitely doesn't have too many.
CaptainGrapeDrink (@cgd-2.bsky.social) reply parent
Pushing Solo Sikoa instead of Jacob Fatu is peak WWE. Lol - But, I guess Fatu also has a criminal record and some other factors working against him.
CaptainGrapeDrink (@cgd-2.bsky.social) reply parent
Honestly...instead of developing their own game, AEW should fund a new Fire Pro along with NJPW and CMLL, and call it 'Fire Pro: Forbidden Door'. - The sales split three ways might hurt, but DLC packs could bring extra revenue to the individual parties.
CaptainGrapeDrink (@cgd-2.bsky.social) reply parent
There's only so many Saudi Arabia deals you can chase down until you need to confront the American people as an American company.
CaptainGrapeDrink (@cgd-2.bsky.social) reply parent
They wanted so hard to believe that those red maps would pay their bills. And now they're learning that people live in cities, cities are blue, and blue cities have the money. The king in the big house might be able to steal whatever he wants...but the companies that adopted those policies need PR.
CaptainGrapeDrink (@cgd-2.bsky.social) reply parent
Also, anyone who might be considered the fed's future is basically not anywhere near that level, and probably never will be. - Which is why you sign real wrestlers for what they're worth, and don't try to make your own in a factory.
CaptainGrapeDrink (@cgd-2.bsky.social)
So, Cena is retiring (again)...and they wrote off Reigns. Gunther injured. Owens, Gable and Liv injured. Naomi is pregnant. - Sounds like the fed is losing their top people just as they are hemorrhaging fan support and trying to compete with AEW. - What a tangled web we weave... 🤼
CaptainGrapeDrink (@cgd-2.bsky.social) reply parent
And apparently Dana White is denying that UFC is a republican promotion. - I think these idiots are finally starting to feel the error of their ways.
CaptainGrapeDrink (@cgd-2.bsky.social)
ESPN already mad that Stephanie told people to use a VPN is the funniest timeline. - I keep saying that those clowns are their own biggest enemies. Lol #Wrestlesky 🤼
CaptainGrapeDrink (@cgd-2.bsky.social) reply parent
Nah...that's not how this meme works. Lol
CaptainGrapeDrink (@cgd-2.bsky.social) reply parent
AJ Lee discourse is always funny, because...she was never very good. The divas division existed at such an abysmally low place that her and Paige were the cream of the crop. That's it...
CaptainGrapeDrink (@cgd-2.bsky.social) reply parent
If Kenny has it in him to go after any gold, I think I'd prefer a TNT title feud with Fletcher.
CaptainGrapeDrink (@cgd-2.bsky.social) reply parent
AEW PPVs don't allow time to take a leak or make a snack. Most I can manage during those shows is pouring a bowl of cereal as fast as humanly possible. Lol
CaptainGrapeDrink (@cgd-2.bsky.social) reply parent
The fed thinking they own the word "yes" will never cease to be incredible to me. Just peak stupidity from the worst company in the world.
CaptainGrapeDrink (@cgd-2.bsky.social) reply parent
AEW creates better moments also. Real ones. - The fed's brand of "moments" are so incredibly blatant in saying "we're doing the thing" that they are hard to watch, IMO.
CaptainGrapeDrink (@cgd-2.bsky.social) reply parent
MyFaction was never this bad in the past games, and the future of this series is just becoming blatant rage bait to make people spend real money (I refuse, Lol)
CaptainGrapeDrink (@cgd-2.bsky.social)
Excuse the fed content, but I already own the WWE game and still play it without giving them any new money. - Just wanted to say that I finally won that nearly impossible casket match, and would like to give a giant middle finger to the people responsible for it. 🤼
CaptainGrapeDrink (@cgd-2.bsky.social)
Didn't watch this boring fed show...but, I will repost Punk getting punched in the dick. #Wrestlesky 🤼
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My sources (that I totally didn't make up) say he died.
CaptainGrapeDrink (@cgd-2.bsky.social) reply parent
I was mostly joking. But...only mostly.
CaptainGrapeDrink (@cgd-2.bsky.social)
End the 2300 residency with Eddie Kingston returning, with a trash can full of weapons...and play his music the entire time, like New Jack...or we riot. I think these are fair terms. #AEW 🤼