Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent
Gonna be a long cold winter.
Guitar player. Techie. Flaming Liberal. Dad. Grandpa. Fixer of broken things. Mostly made of water, but tough as fucking nails. Been through some shit and came out OK.
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Gonna be a long cold winter.
Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent
They would starve without us.
Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent
Gotta respect a woman who can hack off a head and not get a single drop of blood on her dress.
Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent
Mean looks aside, I’m surprised he didn’t regularly get punched in the face. Given the opportunity, I know I would have.
Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent
Good songs. Really good band. And her voice ruins all of it.
Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent
Get me in that meeting for 5 fucking minutes with a baseball bat and I’ll fix everything.
Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh he’s gonna burn. No doubt about that.
Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent
He’s a dumb fuck.
Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent
And it features one of the Brecker brothers on trumpet, not Clarence on sax.
Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent
Best song by on the album.
Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent
I do.
Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent
Nah. Most of them are donut pushers.
Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent
Arm yourselves.
Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent
Good! Fear is the appropriate response.
Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent
I like them all.
Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent
He needs to learn the difference between mimicking and mocking.
Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m not eating anything that comes out of a goat. Have you seen what these demon-eyed bastards eat?
Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent
Lots of youngsters in that crowd.
Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent
Same.
Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent
If I ever see these clowns in public, I’m gonna make it my business to fuck their shit up real good.
Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent
You should be listening to Jeff Beck’s entire discography. Far more entertaining than the other Beck.
Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent
Jail. And re-arrest all of the insurrectionists too.
Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent
Winner!
Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent
We from Buffalo NY are basically half Canadian.
Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent
Filchers works too.
Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent
I will burn it to the ground for free.
Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent
Wine soaked bitch says what?
Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent
Historically, the Fed has done the absolute bare minimum to assist marginalized people while handing out billions in tax breaks to corporations. It’s not “double dipping”.
Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent
Karma all up in his business.
Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent
Keep up the good work.
Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent
G’bye!
Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent
Because they are cunts. That’s the reason.
Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent
Who gives a monkey’s fuck what this clown has to say?
Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent
Raise my rates to help Florida? Fuck no.
Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent
She has no ass.
Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent
Time to throw Trump into the harbor.
Truth Social(ist) (@twitterrefugeeog.bsky.social) reposted
Jack Smith was an ADA who prosecuted sex crimes and later went on to prosecute corrupt government officials in The Hague. Donald Trump has committed sex crimes and is a corrupt official. Now that we have that out of the way. Release the Epstein files.
Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent
I will burn that motherfucker to the ground.
Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent
Let’s get their address and make their lives hell.
Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent
I guess we’re back to burning fucking rocks for heat again. Thought we’d be further along by now.
Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s too late for all of this. If you haven’t already, arm yourselves and prepare for the violence that will inevitably occur. These fuckers aren’t going to compromise. They’re going to keep their foot on the gas until every last one of them is dead.
Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent
Enough already. Guess I need to take a drive to DC and dispatch these motherfuckers once and for all.
Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent
More accurate lightning strikes.
Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent
Nice teats bro.
Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent
I would rather burn it to the fucking ground.
Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent
Obama can beat Trump. Full stop.
Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent
“Keep cattle prodding him” Fixed it for you.
Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent
There is a one word response that every journalist can use to stop this in its tracks. The word is LIAR. Say it loud and often.
Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent
Peak masculine insecurity.
Mueller, She Wrote (@muellershewrote.com) reposted
ATTN: If you're one of the Treasury employees that handled Epstein's Suspicious Activity Reports, feel free to reach out to me via signal (in my bio). I’ll keep you anonymous- as I have the thousands of current and former federal workers who have sent me tips. Please share this widely. 🙏🏻
Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent
If he enjoys the reaming, is it even punishment?
Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh he’s high all right.
Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent
Education funding tied to property values is also insane.
Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent
The local doe and fawn have nicely pruned my tomato plants. My hostas look like I’m growing celery stalks. They even nipped my roses.
Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent
That thing went up like it was made of gasoline.
Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m sorry I didn’t quite get that. Did you write “DONALD TRUMP IS IN THE EPSTEIN FILES. AND HE’S A RAPIST”? Ok good! Sue me too!
Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent
We all think that you have no fucking idea who pays the bills.
Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent
This fucking idiot still trying to fit into his HS graduation suit.
Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent
Nobody sleeps anymore.
Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent
Beat it pal. I saw her first.
Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent
Blue states need to cut off the money supply to the Fed. Starve them out.
Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent
Somebody need to roll this fucker into rush hour traffic.
Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent
I saw it tonight and liked it very much.
Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent
My wife took this pic this morning. I’m not sure what kind it is. Odd for Buffalo NY.
Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent
Trust him? Oh fuck no.
Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m having such a flood of memories right now. I started with those, graduated to scale balsa models, and eventually gas powered RC models.
Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent
Look at you with all your fancy 21st century pieces and parts. My parts bins look like a WW2 surplus store.
Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent
We are already revulsed.
Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent
Black. My mood is black.
Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent
Stop trying to cure them and simply punch them the fuck out.
Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent
Call Gavin Newsome and make this happen. It is time to wield our economic and geopolitical power.
Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent
We absolutely would.
Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent
Or so angry that you want to snap someone in half.
Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent
Short version: Motherfuckers kneecapped our warning and response mechanisms.
Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social)
Of course my children are smart. The really satisfying thing is that they are all smarter than me.
Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent
Love these guys. So do the deer in my neighborhood.
Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent
Tiger lilly.
Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent
All hail The Slayer.
Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent
Honestly considering getting a bigger rifle and a shorter shotgun.
Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent
Billions world wide.
Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent
We’re all bozos on this bus.
Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent
A run on firearms and ammunition.
Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent
Sooooo punchable.
Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent
Loved her in Letterkenny.
Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent
Sans soul.
Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent
As a person with stupid straight ass hair I am soooooo jealous.
Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent
What are you and the rest of the Senate going to do about this Chuck? How far is too fucking far? Muster whatever troops you still have available, march their asses to DC, and arrest this motherfucker. Today.
Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent
Any other country could have done this. They just have the common sense not to.
Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent
lol “cock warmer”. It takes one to know one.
Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent
They are not LEOs. Shoot first, there probably wont even be questions later. These dumb fucks are completely expendable.
Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent
Shoot first.
Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent
Arm yourselves.
Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent
He’s so jealous.
Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent
How about a fitness requirement?
Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent
Arm yourselves.
Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent
A: Yep
Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent
At TGI Fridays with my future wife.