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Mike Meupp

@chaosagent99.bsky.social

Guitar player. Techie. Flaming Liberal. Dad. Grandpa. Fixer of broken things. Mostly made of water, but tough as fucking nails. Been through some shit and came out OK.

created November 15, 2024

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Profile picture Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent

Gonna be a long cold winter.

1/9/2025, 2:30:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent

They would starve without us.

1/9/2025, 2:27:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Gotta respect a woman who can hack off a head and not get a single drop of blood on her dress.

1/9/2025, 11:42:07 AM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kara Swisher (@karaswisher.bsky.social) reposted

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29/8/2025, 2:14:40 PM | 14583 4133 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent

Mean looks aside, I’m surprised he didn’t regularly get punched in the face. Given the opportunity, I know I would have.

28/8/2025, 4:28:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent

Good songs. Really good band. And her voice ruins all of it.

28/8/2025, 3:51:07 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent

Get me in that meeting for 5 fucking minutes with a baseball bat and I’ll fix everything.

26/8/2025, 8:48:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh he’s gonna burn. No doubt about that.

26/8/2025, 6:55:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent

He’s a dumb fuck.

26/8/2025, 4:23:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent

And it features one of the Brecker brothers on trumpet, not Clarence on sax.

26/8/2025, 11:09:54 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent

Best song by on the album.

26/8/2025, 11:08:33 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent

I do.

25/8/2025, 12:17:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent

Nah. Most of them are donut pushers.

25/8/2025, 12:02:30 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent

Arm yourselves.

24/8/2025, 12:06:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent

Good! Fear is the appropriate response.

21/8/2025, 9:34:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent

I like them all.

21/8/2025, 11:24:32 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent

He needs to learn the difference between mimicking and mocking.

21/8/2025, 11:13:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m not eating anything that comes out of a goat. Have you seen what these demon-eyed bastards eat?

20/8/2025, 7:31:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent

Lots of youngsters in that crowd.

20/8/2025, 6:52:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent

Same.

20/8/2025, 6:51:30 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent

If I ever see these clowns in public, I’m gonna make it my business to fuck their shit up real good.

20/8/2025, 6:49:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent

You should be listening to Jeff Beck’s entire discography. Far more entertaining than the other Beck.

16/8/2025, 12:43:50 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent

Jail. And re-arrest all of the insurrectionists too.

15/8/2025, 11:09:31 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent

Winner!

13/8/2025, 11:19:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent

We from Buffalo NY are basically half Canadian.

13/8/2025, 11:16:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent

Filchers works too.

13/8/2025, 11:14:43 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent

I will burn it to the ground for free.

12/8/2025, 11:26:13 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent

Wine soaked bitch says what?

12/8/2025, 11:08:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent

Historically, the Fed has done the absolute bare minimum to assist marginalized people while handing out billions in tax breaks to corporations. It’s not “double dipping”.

12/8/2025, 11:06:25 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent

Karma all up in his business.

10/8/2025, 12:05:37 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent

Keep up the good work.

10/8/2025, 12:04:05 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent

G’bye!

8/8/2025, 12:31:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent

Because they are cunts. That’s the reason.

6/8/2025, 4:19:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent

Who gives a monkey’s fuck what this clown has to say?

6/8/2025, 4:09:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent

Raise my rates to help Florida? Fuck no.

6/8/2025, 11:15:41 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent

She has no ass.

6/8/2025, 11:13:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent

Time to throw Trump into the harbor.

4/8/2025, 11:37:53 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Truth Social(ist) (@twitterrefugeeog.bsky.social) reposted

Jack Smith was an ADA who prosecuted sex crimes and later went on to prosecute corrupt government officials in The Hague. Donald Trump has committed sex crimes and is a corrupt official. Now that we have that out of the way. Release the Epstein files.

3/8/2025, 12:41:43 AM | 1015 295 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent

I will burn that motherfucker to the ground.

2/8/2025, 2:20:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent

Let’s get their address and make their lives hell.

1/8/2025, 11:19:03 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent

I guess we’re back to burning fucking rocks for heat again. Thought we’d be further along by now.

1/8/2025, 11:11:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s too late for all of this. If you haven’t already, arm yourselves and prepare for the violence that will inevitably occur. These fuckers aren’t going to compromise. They’re going to keep their foot on the gas until every last one of them is dead.

1/8/2025, 10:57:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent

Enough already. Guess I need to take a drive to DC and dispatch these motherfuckers once and for all.

31/7/2025, 4:22:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent

More accurate lightning strikes.

31/7/2025, 3:20:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent

Nice teats bro.

30/7/2025, 11:24:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent

I would rather burn it to the fucking ground.

29/7/2025, 10:32:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent

Obama can beat Trump. Full stop.

28/7/2025, 11:59:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent

“Keep cattle prodding him” Fixed it for you.

27/7/2025, 4:41:14 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent

There is a one word response that every journalist can use to stop this in its tracks. The word is LIAR. Say it loud and often.

24/7/2025, 11:16:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent

Yep.

A beautiful butterfly on a pink cone flower.
24/7/2025, 1:52:07 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent

Peak masculine insecurity.

22/7/2025, 10:45:36 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mueller, She Wrote (@muellershewrote.com) reposted

ATTN: If you're one of the Treasury employees that handled Epstein's Suspicious Activity Reports, feel free to reach out to me via signal (in my bio). I’ll keep you anonymous- as I have the thousands of current and former federal workers who have sent me tips. Please share this widely. 🙏🏻

21/7/2025, 5:39:42 PM | 17734 8555 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent

If he enjoys the reaming, is it even punishment?

21/7/2025, 11:54:18 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh he’s high all right.

21/7/2025, 11:53:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent

Education funding tied to property values is also insane.

17/7/2025, 11:37:21 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent

The local doe and fawn have nicely pruned my tomato plants. My hostas look like I’m growing celery stalks. They even nipped my roses.

17/7/2025, 1:59:37 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent

That thing went up like it was made of gasoline.

14/7/2025, 11:26:54 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m sorry I didn’t quite get that. Did you write “DONALD TRUMP IS IN THE EPSTEIN FILES. AND HE’S A RAPIST”? Ok good! Sue me too!

14/7/2025, 11:19:06 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent

We all think that you have no fucking idea who pays the bills.

14/7/2025, 11:03:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent

This fucking idiot still trying to fit into his HS graduation suit.

13/7/2025, 12:16:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent

Nobody sleeps anymore.

13/7/2025, 12:02:51 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent

Beat it pal. I saw her first.

11/7/2025, 1:42:25 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent

Blue states need to cut off the money supply to the Fed. Starve them out.

11/7/2025, 12:03:40 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent

Somebody need to roll this fucker into rush hour traffic.

11/7/2025, 11:20:52 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent

I saw it tonight and liked it very much.

11/7/2025, 5:20:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent

My wife took this pic this morning. I’m not sure what kind it is. Odd for Buffalo NY.

Photo of an unknown butterfly on a pink cone flower.
10/7/2025, 11:34:45 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent

Trust him? Oh fuck no.

10/7/2025, 11:27:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m having such a flood of memories right now. I started with those, graduated to scale balsa models, and eventually gas powered RC models.

10/7/2025, 10:37:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent

Look at you with all your fancy 21st century pieces and parts. My parts bins look like a WW2 surplus store.

10/7/2025, 10:33:19 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent

We are already revulsed.

10/7/2025, 7:24:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent

Black. My mood is black.

10/7/2025, 11:10:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent

Stop trying to cure them and simply punch them the fuck out.

9/7/2025, 4:13:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent

Call Gavin Newsome and make this happen. It is time to wield our economic and geopolitical power.

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6/7/2025, 2:05:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent

We absolutely would.

6/7/2025, 1:55:31 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent

Or so angry that you want to snap someone in half.

6/7/2025, 1:50:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent

Short version: Motherfuckers kneecapped our warning and response mechanisms.

6/7/2025, 1:45:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Of course my children are smart. The really satisfying thing is that they are all smarter than me.

6/7/2025, 1:43:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent

Love these guys. So do the deer in my neighborhood.

A bunch of tiger lilies growing in my garden.
3/7/2025, 11:30:18 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent

Tiger lilly.

3/7/2025, 11:24:12 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent

All hail The Slayer.

3/7/2025, 12:45:56 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Honestly considering getting a bigger rifle and a shorter shotgun.

2/7/2025, 11:56:24 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Billions world wide.

2/7/2025, 12:21:22 AM | 28 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We’re all bozos on this bus.

28/6/2025, 11:35:34 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent

A run on firearms and ammunition.

28/6/2025, 11:33:47 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent

Sooooo punchable.

28/6/2025, 10:51:49 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Loved her in Letterkenny.

24/6/2025, 3:06:39 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sans soul.

22/6/2025, 12:58:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent

As a person with stupid straight ass hair I am soooooo jealous.

22/6/2025, 12:54:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent

What are you and the rest of the Senate going to do about this Chuck? How far is too fucking far? Muster whatever troops you still have available, march their asses to DC, and arrest this motherfucker. Today.

22/6/2025, 12:50:54 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent

Any other country could have done this. They just have the common sense not to.

22/6/2025, 11:24:04 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent

lol “cock warmer”. It takes one to know one.

20/6/2025, 11:55:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent

They are not LEOs. Shoot first, there probably wont even be questions later. These dumb fucks are completely expendable.

18/6/2025, 5:57:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent

Shoot first.

18/6/2025, 5:45:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent

Arm yourselves.

18/6/2025, 4:31:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He’s so jealous.

18/6/2025, 1:09:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent

How about a fitness requirement?

18/6/2025, 1:04:25 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent

Arm yourselves.

17/6/2025, 8:14:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Meupp (@chaosagent99.bsky.social) reply parent

A: Yep

17/6/2025, 3:54:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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At TGI Fridays with my future wife.

17/6/2025, 3:53:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view