Japes Blue Skywalker (@chaotic-japes.bsky.social)
I love it when I get blocked because I said the ol "You must be fun at parties" line because somone was being an old man yelling at clouds 🤣
“I don't think you're an asshole, Royal. I just think you're kind of a son of a bitch.”
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I love it when I get blocked because I said the ol "You must be fun at parties" line because somone was being an old man yelling at clouds 🤣
Japes Blue Skywalker (@chaotic-japes.bsky.social) reply parent
You must be fun at parties.
Japes Blue Skywalker (@chaotic-japes.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m also pretty sure this was never authorized because Star Wars never used “robot” as a canon term, Lucas demanded they always be called Droids.
Japes Blue Skywalker (@chaotic-japes.bsky.social) reply parent
Nope, not with weaker copyright laws in the 80’s and 90’s in countries outside of the US. There were a ton of “parody” products that never got sued for infringement back in the day 😅
Japes Blue Skywalker (@chaotic-japes.bsky.social) reply parent
Was “Cee-Cee” an official collaboration though or just Coke’s attempt to cash in on Star Wars popularity back in the day?
Japes Blue Skywalker (@chaotic-japes.bsky.social)
@mattapodaca.bsky.social do I have a deal for you!
Japes Blue Skywalker (@chaotic-japes.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m assuming they are trying to get politicians on their side as more stories like Adam Raine start to come out.
Japes Blue Skywalker (@chaotic-japes.bsky.social) reply parent
Walz 2028
Japes Blue Skywalker (@chaotic-japes.bsky.social) reply parent
One issue is a ton of people in their 20’s still live with their parents. Having a house party requires a house, and a majority of young people just can’t simply afford that.
Japes Blue Skywalker (@chaotic-japes.bsky.social) reply parent
Would he be a mutant or baseline?
Japes Blue Skywalker (@chaotic-japes.bsky.social) reply parent
….*sigh* He’s going to give Putin Alaska, isn’t he? He’ll probably claim he’s trading it for Greenland.
Japes Blue Skywalker (@chaotic-japes.bsky.social) reply parent
They never carried it. The group is just trying to claim credit for something they didn’t do to throw the left offsides and try to get them probably to turn against Costco since most of us are happy they kept the DEI programs
Japes Blue Skywalker (@chaotic-japes.bsky.social) reply parent
Hell of a thing to say about his wife, her family, and their kids.
Japes Blue Skywalker (@chaotic-japes.bsky.social) reply parent
It can be multiple things (in this case, both a distraction for releasing the Epstein files and a gross abuse of power)
Japes Blue Skywalker (@chaotic-japes.bsky.social) reply parent
Japes Blue Skywalker (@chaotic-japes.bsky.social) reply parent
*yet You didn’t create all their biggest and most iconic stories *yet. ;)
Japes Blue Skywalker (@chaotic-japes.bsky.social) reply parent
Makes you wish that one of his grandchildren would introduce him to a gom jabbar.
Japes Blue Skywalker (@chaotic-japes.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes you did. Instead of a DM, you asked question on a public thread. Expect a public answer.
Japes Blue Skywalker (@chaotic-japes.bsky.social) reply parent
Tell me you’re not a movie person without telling me you’re not a movie person.
Japes Blue Skywalker (@chaotic-japes.bsky.social) reply parent
Except. India. Doesn’t. Pay. The. Tariffs. We. Do! If he was actually serious and knew what he was doing, he would embargo targeted products from countries that bought Russian oil, not make the products more expensive for common Americans.
Japes Blue Skywalker (@chaotic-japes.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m not really sure why people are so shocked that Fidel would be an associate of Epstein with how many marriages and mistresses he had.
Japes Blue Skywalker (@chaotic-japes.bsky.social) reply parent
Not sure what the big deal is, it just looks like you made a miniature of a regular human bartender, what’s the fuss about?
Japes Blue Skywalker (@chaotic-japes.bsky.social) reply parent
Wish Thor’s mom gotten the chance to do that in the movies!
Japes Blue Skywalker (@chaotic-japes.bsky.social) reply parent
Sounds like the perfect chance to plan a road trip with eight other bros.
Japes Blue Skywalker (@chaotic-japes.bsky.social) reply parent
Pluto may no longer be considered a planet up here *points to brain* but it’ll always be considered a planet in here *points to heart*
Japes Blue Skywalker (@chaotic-japes.bsky.social) reply parent
Stop trying to give these things catchy names that sound like they came from a bad marketing department and just call them what they are, concentration camps.
Japes Blue Skywalker (@chaotic-japes.bsky.social)
Remember when everyone in the media was saying Biden was the senile one?
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Japes Blue Skywalker (@chaotic-japes.bsky.social)
🥲
Japes Blue Skywalker (@chaotic-japes.bsky.social) reply parent
THE EXERCISIST #MildHorror
Japes Blue Skywalker (@chaotic-japes.bsky.social) reply parent
What ARR did they specifically make from AI? Go on, find out, I’ll wait. (The answer is none, as far they are reporting)
Japes Blue Skywalker (@chaotic-japes.bsky.social) reply parent
Japes Blue Skywalker (@chaotic-japes.bsky.social) reply parent
Your husband and I are of the same mind. I told my wife years ago the only way they can take my skinny/regular jeans away from me would be by peeling them off my cold corpse.
Japes Blue Skywalker (@chaotic-japes.bsky.social) reply parent
Denmark’s biggest export to the US is pharmaceuticals. Hope MAGA likes paying more for their medications!
Japes Blue Skywalker (@chaotic-japes.bsky.social)
Denise Wheeler (@denisedwheeler.bsky.social) reposted
The first privately developed U.S. nuclear enrichment facility is going to be built in Paducah, Kentucky at the site of a former nuclear fuel plant. The US government is now allowing a private citizen to enrich uranium, aka nuclear bombs. That private citizen is "destroy humanity" Peter Thiel.
Japes Blue Skywalker (@chaotic-japes.bsky.social) reply parent
When this all falls apart and we are fighting over basic things like water and farmable land, I’m going to be upset that I can’t ride a dirge corgi into battle
Japes Blue Skywalker (@chaotic-japes.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s almost like their current business model is incredibly unprofitable and not sustainable.
Japes Blue Skywalker (@chaotic-japes.bsky.social) reply parent
THAT’S LITERALLY ALL WE WANT HIM TO DO! IT’S NOT THAT COMPLICATED!
Japes Blue Skywalker (@chaotic-japes.bsky.social) reply parent
All right, I promise I won’t tell you about my D&D character. *pulls out his binder full of Pathfinder and Call of Cthulhu character sheets*
Japes Blue Skywalker (@chaotic-japes.bsky.social) reply parent
Bless your heart.
Japes Blue Skywalker (@chaotic-japes.bsky.social) reply parent
You didn’t answer my question. It was “Yes” or “No” The reason the Nazis were able to overthrow the Weimar Republic and take control as a minority party was because their opponents wouldn’t work together. Either you vote against fascists or you vote for them literally or with inaction, full stop.
Japes Blue Skywalker (@chaotic-japes.bsky.social) reply parent
He’s not perfect, and I would rather he not be the candidate, but when it comes to voting, the alternative choice is…actual fascists? Is that who you plan on voting for then?
Japes Blue Skywalker (@chaotic-japes.bsky.social) reply parent
Sure, that would be a giant waste of taxpayer’s money but at least by 2026 he wouldn’t be announcing something called P€tecoin, his third branded crypto, unlike some other presidents I know
Japes Blue Skywalker (@chaotic-japes.bsky.social) reply parent
Always has been
Japes Blue Skywalker (@chaotic-japes.bsky.social) reply parent
Japes Blue Skywalker (@chaotic-japes.bsky.social) reply parent
“Imagine how even more above projections this movie would be if it wasn’t woke!” -Some right-wing talking head hack, probably
Japes Blue Skywalker (@chaotic-japes.bsky.social) reply parent
Interesting, just going to look up to see if he was a real. *does so* …okay…he was but (*spoiler*) he served initially under the actual unifier of Hawaii, King Kamehameha I. Let me repeat. King KAMEHAMEHA I We’re seriously not going to make the show about the guy whose name is KAMEHAMEHA?!
Japes Blue Skywalker (@chaotic-japes.bsky.social) reply parent
Good lord, wait at least past opening day before you start to go in on how a movie ends.
Japes Blue Skywalker (@chaotic-japes.bsky.social) reply parent
Tech oligarchy vs the fascists seems like a storyline ripped straight from a William Gibson novel. It just really sucks to only live through the beginning of the cyberpunk dystopia. At least if we were born later we’d all be able to have robot legs.
Japes Blue Skywalker (@chaotic-japes.bsky.social)
If Nico Hülkenberg can podium for the first time after 239 races, we can survive a second Trump term. LFG
Japes Blue Skywalker (@chaotic-japes.bsky.social) reply parent
Also the troll is wrong. Your trees (and trees in general) very much do matter
Japes Blue Skywalker (@chaotic-japes.bsky.social) reply parent
Japes Blue Skywalker (@chaotic-japes.bsky.social) reply parent
Let’s see AI try to do that
Japes Blue Skywalker (@chaotic-japes.bsky.social) reply parent
He is a national treasure.
Japes Blue Skywalker (@chaotic-japes.bsky.social)
Post your favorite Doctor Who. Wong answers only.
Michael A. Stackpole 🇺🇦 (@michaelastackpole.bsky.social) reposted
Post your favorite Doctor Who. Wrong answers only.
Japes Blue Skywalker (@chaotic-japes.bsky.social) reply parent
Obligatory “Fire Nico” post
Japes Blue Skywalker (@chaotic-japes.bsky.social) reply parent
Don’t threaten me with a good time
Japes Blue Skywalker (@chaotic-japes.bsky.social) reply parent
Co-sign on the Thermacell recs
Japes Blue Skywalker (@chaotic-japes.bsky.social) reply parent
No other N64 games cracked the top 25 in sales for Fall 96 because there were no other games! 😂 Mario 64 and Pilot Wings 64 were launch titles for N64 and the only games available for North American launch in Sept until November. Why would that set off arguments? 😂
Japes Blue Skywalker (@chaotic-japes.bsky.social) reply parent
Makes it feel like there should be rule that makes it illegal to beg rich people for election money (and also, you know, they shouldn’t be allowed to send it)
Japes Blue Skywalker (@chaotic-japes.bsky.social) reply parent
Bless his heart.
Japes Blue Skywalker (@chaotic-japes.bsky.social) reply parent
(Just to clarify, not an endorsement for spending 300 million to bomb someone)
Japes Blue Skywalker (@chaotic-japes.bsky.social) reply parent
I mean most of our grandparents voted for the arseholes who took away their safety net so 🤷♂️
Japes Blue Skywalker (@chaotic-japes.bsky.social) reply parent
Happy Anniversary bucket
Japes Blue Skywalker (@chaotic-japes.bsky.social) reply parent
Or multiple times to a single generation! Seems a little unfair.
Japes Blue Skywalker (@chaotic-japes.bsky.social) reply parent
@grok is this true? Does he suck? *waits patiently in silence like a moron*
Japes Blue Skywalker (@chaotic-japes.bsky.social) reply parent
That description could pretty much be used to describe the entire New 52 in a nutshell
Japes Blue Skywalker (@chaotic-japes.bsky.social) reply parent
Simple answer is this is a different Pauline. Remember, Cranky Kong is the OG DK. Since he’s in this that means this game takes places years afterward. Maybe this is the original Pauline’s daughter or granddaughter?
Japes Blue Skywalker (@chaotic-japes.bsky.social) reply parent
“I was a fan of Hitler before he went crazy”
Japes Blue Skywalker (@chaotic-japes.bsky.social) reply parent
Typical podcast fan
Japes Blue Skywalker (@chaotic-japes.bsky.social) reply parent
In bed.
Japes Blue Skywalker (@chaotic-japes.bsky.social) reply parent
“People familiar with the matter” probably being Hegseth’s barber, who added to the Signal chat when Pete tried to make an appointment
Japes Blue Skywalker (@chaotic-japes.bsky.social) reply parent
It was stupid, but at least back then Ted wasn’t a thing yet and Tucker was just a political pundit on CNN
Japes Blue Skywalker (@chaotic-japes.bsky.social) reply parent
The funniest thing I find about this post is that isn’t a painting of a scientist being killed for believing in science. It’s a painting of the Archbishop of Canterbury being killed for his faith.
Japes Blue Skywalker (@chaotic-japes.bsky.social) reply parent
What other funding sources might those be?
Japes Blue Skywalker (@chaotic-japes.bsky.social) reply parent
I believe there’s a legal concern that the Executive branch (Trump) would try to federalize an activated state national guard and assume control of it. Essentially, activating the local national guard could just give him more troops if the courts agree
Japes Blue Skywalker (@chaotic-japes.bsky.social) reply parent
Didn’t matter the first two times, won’t matter a third. Democrats need a massive win in the midterm results or it’s going to take an act of god to get through the next four years.
Japes Blue Skywalker (@chaotic-japes.bsky.social) reply parent
….wait,did you just mention him a SECOND time? *puts on crash helmet*
Japes Blue Skywalker (@chaotic-japes.bsky.social) reply parent
(seriously though, please don’t stop)
Japes Blue Skywalker (@chaotic-japes.bsky.social) reply parent
They’re already there cosplaying as federal law enforcement
Japes Blue Skywalker (@chaotic-japes.bsky.social) reply parent
Holy crap!
Japes Blue Skywalker (@chaotic-japes.bsky.social) reply parent
Is that shirt still for sale?
Japes Blue Skywalker (@chaotic-japes.bsky.social) reply parent
Did Nick get a haircut?
Japes Blue Skywalker (@chaotic-japes.bsky.social) reply parent
Honestly it speaks volumes compared a lot of other accounts with checkmarks
Japes Blue Skywalker (@chaotic-japes.bsky.social) reply parent
Like the Constitution has mean anything to him before this
Japes Blue Skywalker (@chaotic-japes.bsky.social) reply parent
Japes Blue Skywalker (@chaotic-japes.bsky.social) reply parent
Germany didn’t have UAVs. It may not work in the long run but if things get violent it is going to get very, very deadly.
Japes Blue Skywalker (@chaotic-japes.bsky.social) reply parent
For them lack of oversight is a feature, not a bug.
Japes Blue Skywalker (@chaotic-japes.bsky.social) reply parent
They probably have tried, but making AI video clips of real-world locations that are passible is really, really, really hard
Japes Blue Skywalker (@chaotic-japes.bsky.social) reply parent
No one, they’re just stalking streets of major cities (in mostly blue states), looking to arrest people who speak the wrong language or have the wrong skin tone.
Japes Blue Skywalker (@chaotic-japes.bsky.social) reply parent
Tell me you like Deadpool without also telling me you don’t know the point of Deadpool
Japes Blue Skywalker (@chaotic-japes.bsky.social) reply parent
I like the movie well enough, but that image is certainly a hot take about importance
Japes Blue Skywalker (@chaotic-japes.bsky.social) reply parent
Japes Blue Skywalker (@chaotic-japes.bsky.social) reply parent
He’s the President of the NBCA (the NBA’s coach’s union)
Japes Blue Skywalker (@chaotic-japes.bsky.social) reply parent
The biggest question is “Will Anyone Watch?”