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@chegatsby.bsky.social

Member in good standing Malaprop Benevolent Society. A nobody not looking to be somebody. "Gentleman, congratulations! You're everything we've come to expect from years of government training" MIB. DMs? NOPE + AUTO BLOCK (call sign: The Crow of Approval)

created March 11, 2025

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Profile picture Che Gatsby (@chegatsby.bsky.social)

Is there anything wrong?

Statue mimicing annoyance
1/9/2025, 5:20:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Che Gatsby (@chegatsby.bsky.social)

PragerU’s Confederate classroom propaganda www.salon.com/2023/09/13/p...

1/9/2025, 1:51:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Che Gatsby (@chegatsby.bsky.social) reply parent

Noem offers all of her pallid insight gathered from early years studying at PragerU. (sarcasm)

31/8/2025, 5:48:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Bulwark (@thebulwark.com) reposted

"Here’s the truth we cannot escape: If Ashli Babbitt is honored, then few things are sacred. If loyalty to the Constitution and an attempt to overthrow it are treated as equal, we lose the very meaning of service." www.thebulwark.com/p/honoring-a...

31/8/2025, 2:33:47 PM | 2656 986 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Olga Nesterova (@onestpress.onestnetwork.com) reposted

Russia kills children from a distance with missiles and drones. Those who fall under its control, it steals — erasing their Ukrainian identity. Russia forges their names, their documents, their entire lives. Children are forced to forget who they are. (Bring Kids Back UA)

30/8/2025, 8:53:54 PM | 474 238 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Che Gatsby (@chegatsby.bsky.social) reply parent

Dude looks like an old worn out leather satchel.

30/8/2025, 5:39:07 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Che Gatsby (@chegatsby.bsky.social) reply parent

PragerU is a conservative media company and not an accredited academic institution. It is not a teacher certification authority.

30/8/2025, 10:56:32 AM | 31 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Che Gatsby (@chegatsby.bsky.social) reply parent

I am not bilingual and must rely on a translator. This clip with the French Foreign Legion also moves me along with the Casablanca clip. Connaissez-vous ces hommes--Legion Etrangere www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMnD...

30/8/2025, 10:46:17 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Che Gatsby (@chegatsby.bsky.social) reply parent

He fell off his bar stool.

30/8/2025, 10:33:37 AM | 67 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Che Gatsby (@chegatsby.bsky.social) reply parent

From the looks of his disappeared neck he must have a craft services truck following him where ever he goes. That $40B will buy a lot of grub.

30/8/2025, 10:16:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Che Gatsby (@chegatsby.bsky.social) reply parent

This asshat still in a temporary acting position and his employment with DHS must terminated immediately.

30/8/2025, 10:14:45 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Che Gatsby (@chegatsby.bsky.social) reply parent

Before Miller was expelled from Villain School he tried to disguise himself will spray o hair. Fail.

Before Miller was expelled from Villain School he tried to disguise himself will spray o hair. Fail.
29/8/2025, 5:47:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Che Gatsby (@chegatsby.bsky.social) reply parent

Looks like it's everything the smug conceited sycophant Johnson can do is try and gaslight away from his own problems.

29/8/2025, 2:26:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Che Gatsby (@chegatsby.bsky.social) reply parent

Little know factoid: All three grew up in the same home and went to school together.

Three Stooges posing as cabinet members
29/8/2025, 2:20:35 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Che Gatsby (@chegatsby.bsky.social) reply parent

Flat top Jones
29/8/2025, 2:02:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Che Gatsby (@chegatsby.bsky.social) reply parent

And yet another example of just how despicably cruel and corrupt asshat Homan is.

29/8/2025, 3:06:26 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Che Gatsby (@chegatsby.bsky.social) reply parent

Baghdad Bob speaks again

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28/8/2025, 5:58:45 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Che Gatsby (@chegatsby.bsky.social) reply parent

Baghdad Bob speaks again

Baghdad Bob speaks again
28/8/2025, 5:55:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Che Gatsby (@chegatsby.bsky.social) reply parent

If all it takes is means looks tell me where he lives now, I'll mean look em to oblivion.

28/8/2025, 5:43:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Che Gatsby (@chegatsby.bsky.social) reply parent

Baghdad Bob takes the press secretary 's place
28/8/2025, 5:41:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Che Gatsby (@chegatsby.bsky.social) reply parent

The article is somewhat misleading and WhiskyPetes letter dodges the real issues. He seems to place himself at the scene on Jan6 describing vividly an alternate version (his blurred vision) of events. BTW the DOJ cash award does not alter what actually occurred but he believes it to be "evidence."

28/8/2025, 2:26:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Che Gatsby (@chegatsby.bsky.social)

Ron DeSantis wasted $250 million on Alligator Alcatraz as it faces closure www.newsweek.com/ron-desantis...

28/8/2025, 1:48:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cricket48750 (@cricket48750.bsky.social) reposted

All the President’s ‘Butt Snorkelers’ www.thebulwark.com/p/all-the-pr...

27/8/2025, 1:28:09 PM | 182 57 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Che Gatsby (@chegatsby.bsky.social) reply parent

Clearly that head stooge Homan must think money is the cheapest thing the agency has since he spends it so carelessly.

28/8/2025, 2:53:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Che Gatsby (@chegatsby.bsky.social) reply parent

Today I have tomato envy.

28/8/2025, 2:50:02 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Che Gatsby (@chegatsby.bsky.social)

Iknow this has been posted previously but it bears repeating. 20 Days in Mariupol (full documentary) | Academy Award® Winner | FRONTLINE www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvAy...

27/8/2025, 1:20:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Che Gatsby (@chegatsby.bsky.social)

Ukraine - The heroes are coming home imgur.com/gallery/ukra...

27/8/2025, 1:11:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Robert Ellingsworth (@by1959.bsky.social) reposted

I doubt it.

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26/8/2025, 9:53:51 PM | 1256 430 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Che Gatsby (@chegatsby.bsky.social) reply parent

Dude came to the town hall armed with only one talking point.

27/8/2025, 10:51:47 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jon Cooper (@joncooper-us.bsky.social) reposted

I’ll drink to that! 🥃

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26/8/2025, 10:51:30 PM | 10787 2269 | View on Bluesky | view

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26/8/2025, 4:23:11 AM | 119 44 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Che Gatsby (@chegatsby.bsky.social) reply parent

"...At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul..."

26/8/2025, 5:40:39 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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26/8/2025, 5:30:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Che Gatsby (@chegatsby.bsky.social) reply parent

Totally agree plus DiSantis has to wear his white FEMA cha-cha boots to the debate.

26/8/2025, 2:03:39 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Che Gatsby (@chegatsby.bsky.social)

Millers earlier attempt to disguise himself. Fail.

Millers earlier attempt to disguise himself
26/8/2025, 1:58:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chevron (@lachevron.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

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26/8/2025, 1:26:32 AM | 435 61 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Che Gatsby (@chegatsby.bsky.social) reply parent

South Carolina, USA has crime index above the national average and Illinois, USA has crime index below the national average. www.nextburb.com/us/compare-s...

26/8/2025, 1:18:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Che Gatsby (@chegatsby.bsky.social) reply parent

This cow belongs on the cover of Hag Fashion.

26/8/2025, 1:11:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Che Gatsby (@chegatsby.bsky.social) reply parent

Thank the GOP congress for this mess. I simply cannot compute what they are so afraid of. Please, will some Republican(s) please stand up to this?

26/8/2025, 1:08:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Che Gatsby (@chegatsby.bsky.social) reply parent

Of course. I should have marked my reply as sarcasm before posting, since that was my intent.

26/8/2025, 1:05:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mrs. Betty Bowers (@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social) reposted

Military Religious Freedom Foundation asked me to make this video to raise awareness of their work and need for support. MRFF has helped almost 100,000 people serving in our nation’s military to stand up against Christian Nationalism in all branches. mrff.org/donate youtu.be/RY_oKI11iGw

25/8/2025, 8:09:10 PM | 3521 1295 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Anita (@anii6.bsky.social) reposted

General Milley Monday: On the same day Trump said "A lot of people are saying maybe we'd like a dictator," here's a reminder from General Mark Milley that "we don't take an oath to a wannabe dictator." The oath is to the Constitution. Share this widely.

26/8/2025, 4:00:33 AM | 327 113 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Che Gatsby (@chegatsby.bsky.social) reply parent

LOL *snort*

25/8/2025, 6:10:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Che Gatsby (@chegatsby.bsky.social) reply parent

I bet the Orange Moron didn't even thank Wes for the compliment.

25/8/2025, 5:53:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Che Gatsby (@chegatsby.bsky.social)

Fruit fly philosophy

Fruit fly philosophy
25/8/2025, 5:46:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 💙🐶🚴🏻🏊‍♂️♊️ Victoria🌈💥☀️ (@victoriaswimcycle.bsky.social) reposted

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25/8/2025, 9:39:24 AM | 2762 746 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Firehawk (@firehawkjw.bsky.social) reposted

🤣🔊🆙 Repost please or quote. Just spread the truth 👍

25/8/2025, 3:47:35 AM | 5526 2940 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Che Gatsby (@chegatsby.bsky.social) reply parent

Please tell me this steaming pile of crap human does not have offspring.

25/8/2025, 1:47:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Che Gatsby (@chegatsby.bsky.social) reply parent

This is merely primer for the rainbow paint that will be applied in the new future.

25/8/2025, 1:43:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Che Gatsby (@chegatsby.bsky.social) reply parent

" We will not take a lecture on decorum from a party who incited an insurrection" is one THE best lines I've heard all year. *golf clap*

25/8/2025, 1:42:19 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Che Gatsby (@chegatsby.bsky.social) reply parent

I stand behind this man and his loyalty to his oath.

25/8/2025, 1:32:15 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Che Gatsby (@chegatsby.bsky.social) reply parent

I hate that bass.

25/8/2025, 1:24:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Che Gatsby (@chegatsby.bsky.social)

She keeps them out

She keeps them out
25/8/2025, 10:19:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Che Gatsby (@chegatsby.bsky.social) reply parent

Lying is a badge of honor for these criminals.

24/8/2025, 5:33:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Che Gatsby (@chegatsby.bsky.social) reply parent

That we know of.

24/8/2025, 5:32:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Che Gatsby (@chegatsby.bsky.social) reply parent

We have the GOP Congress to thank for this mess.

24/8/2025, 5:30:17 PM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Che Gatsby (@chegatsby.bsky.social)

Vegetarian frog

Vegetarian frog
24/8/2025, 5:27:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Che Gatsby (@chegatsby.bsky.social) reply parent

He only signed up so he could get in on all buffets, looting, and pillaging Homan authorized. The beat downs are for the younger thugs.

24/8/2025, 12:19:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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24/8/2025, 3:23:42 AM | 56 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Che Gatsby (@chegatsby.bsky.social)

Gabby Giffords and Mark Kelly Ted Talk 2011 Be passionate. Be courageous. Be your best. www.ted.com/talks/gabby_...

24/8/2025, 11:18:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Che Gatsby (@chegatsby.bsky.social) reply parent

One day when this is over every Homan-lying-thieving-gravy-seal-coward will be behind bars. Including Homan.

24/8/2025, 10:34:59 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christopher Webb (@cwebbonline.com) reposted

Humanity A system that rips fathers from their families in immigration court is not justice; it’s cruelty. People can only take so much before heartbreak turns into resistance.

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Profile picture Winter Marmalade🇺🇲🇺🇦🇱🇹🟦🟧🚫👑 (@sweetpith.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Please share

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24/8/2025, 5:51:22 AM | 191 137 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Che Gatsby (@chegatsby.bsky.social) reply parent

Cain must want in on all the looting Homans thugs are doing. In which case, he will known as the Man of Gravy Steal. He looks like he's stuck in low gear and can't shift. BTW I have over 20 years on him and I'm quite sure if this is the best he can do especially on camera he should be mortified.

24/8/2025, 10:26:30 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Che Gatsby (@chegatsby.bsky.social)

Stay the course.

Holdfast on hands tattoo
24/8/2025, 10:18:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Che Gatsby (@chegatsby.bsky.social) reply parent

That thing you lost. I found it. Wondered who it belonged to. Isn't mine.

24/8/2025, 5:34:35 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Che Gatsby (@chegatsby.bsky.social) reply parent

Well done, George! Fight the good fight.

24/8/2025, 4:54:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Che Gatsby (@chegatsby.bsky.social) reply parent

Like yourself before you like anyone else.

24/8/2025, 4:52:59 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Che Gatsby (@chegatsby.bsky.social)

Re-watching the series Newsroom. Excellent show excellent writing and excellent acting. So much of what we used to think was a bit of craziness in the political arena back then looks pretty tame now.

23/8/2025, 5:37:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Che Gatsby (@chegatsby.bsky.social)

He can start by evicting Noem from her free housing- Trump the Landlord Plans to Speed Up Evictions From Public Housing theintercept.com/2025/08/15/t...

23/8/2025, 5:30:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Che Gatsby (@chegatsby.bsky.social) reply parent

Absolutely heartbreaking to watch this. Everyone of these gravy seals belongs behind bars.

23/8/2025, 5:24:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Che Gatsby (@chegatsby.bsky.social) reply parent

Nosedog knows

23/8/2025, 5:22:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Che Gatsby (@chegatsby.bsky.social) reply parent

Some day this asshat will be on our side of the fence and then we will see how that works out for him.

23/8/2025, 5:21:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Che Gatsby (@chegatsby.bsky.social) reply parent

Take heed, sports fans. Babbling old conman/rapist touting photo of murdering dictator. Excellent reason to NOT travel to the U.S. for the world cup.

23/8/2025, 1:48:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Che Gatsby (@chegatsby.bsky.social) reply parent

DiSantis and his posse of vindictive snowflakes. Total weakness. Ack.

22/8/2025, 1:46:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Che Gatsby (@chegatsby.bsky.social)

Murder rate is double in Arkansas
22/8/2025, 1:43:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Che Gatsby (@chegatsby.bsky.social) reply parent

Not my source

22/8/2025, 7:19:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Che Gatsby (@chegatsby.bsky.social)

Herzog fod
22/8/2025, 7:18:14 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Che Gatsby (@chegatsby.bsky.social) reply parent

Bet this made top ten on Dog Twitter.

22/8/2025, 4:41:05 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Che Gatsby (@chegatsby.bsky.social) reply parent

Apologies for the typos. I meant to post You got -me- on "codfish mouth."

21/8/2025, 6:16:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Che Gatsby (@chegatsby.bsky.social) reply parent

LOL. You got on codfish mouth. Send this lady to the head of the line.

21/8/2025, 6:03:16 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Che Gatsby (@chegatsby.bsky.social) reply parent

I hope someday this orange spawns asshat writes a memoir explaining how it was for him to be so helpless his entire worthless life. It would make a decent table leveler or emergency TP.

21/8/2025, 5:59:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Che Gatsby (@chegatsby.bsky.social) reply parent

Must remind the orange moron not to fasten his seat belt just in case he has to make a run for it.

21/8/2025, 5:40:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Che Gatsby (@chegatsby.bsky.social) reply parent

It is truly amazing just how many people fall for this orange morons babbling. Amazing.

21/8/2025, 5:38:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Che Gatsby (@chegatsby.bsky.social)

This would be the snowflake Markwayne Mullen: Republican doesn’t wear seatbelt in DC ‘because of carjacking’ despite data showing decline www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

21/8/2025, 1:35:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Che Gatsby (@chegatsby.bsky.social)

Get ready, Reaper: Donald Trump sparks health concerns after admitting ‘he’s not doing well’ www.ibtimes.co.uk/pictures-tru...

21/8/2025, 11:01:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Che Gatsby (@chegatsby.bsky.social) reply parent

Nous sommes une bibliothèque (according to Google)

20/8/2025, 5:39:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Che Gatsby (@chegatsby.bsky.social)

Lets hear it for Rank Choice Voting! A system that strikes fear in every Conservative politician.

20/8/2025, 2:12:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bluesky Fanatic (@blueskyfanatic.bsky.social) reposted

Yo Taco! To a country of my choice? ===================

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20/8/2025, 1:29:04 PM | 205 84 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Che Gatsby (@chegatsby.bsky.social) reply parent

Astonishing. Civilians have no rights only law enforcement. Some day that cow will be on this side of the fence and then we'll see how that goes.

20/8/2025, 1:41:57 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Che Gatsby (@chegatsby.bsky.social) reply parent

Astonishing.

20/8/2025, 1:40:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Che Gatsby (@chegatsby.bsky.social) reply parent

Hi I’m Pete " Arrr, I’m a tough guy (stop laughing at me) and I never miss a chance to display my flimsy alpha-ness Hegseth. Arrr. Beware, I will gaze fiercely at you. Arr. "

19/8/2025, 2:15:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Che Gatsby (@chegatsby.bsky.social) reply parent

It makes my day when wingnuts snivel.

19/8/2025, 1:43:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Che Gatsby (@chegatsby.bsky.social) reply parent

We've seen the Orange Moron say stupid things before but this takes the cake. When he barfed up "covfefe" he actually said something unintelligible but smarter than this.

19/8/2025, 1:40:49 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Che Gatsby (@chegatsby.bsky.social)

Who is left to truly enforce the laws in the United States? Congress in infested gutless greedy drones, EXEC and DOJ are owned by big biz have no vision to protect citizens, SCOTUS has only three justices w genuine interest in protecting the Constitution, police have evaporated. Who then?

19/8/2025, 1:35:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Che Gatsby (@chegatsby.bsky.social) reply parent

The orange morons minions can be somewhat stealthy sometimes but one thing gives them away every time: you can spot bits of crayon in their teeth and on their lips.

19/8/2025, 1:22:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rprobbins.bsky.social (@rprobbins.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Facts,

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18/8/2025, 11:22:46 AM | 325 63 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Che Gatsby (@chegatsby.bsky.social) reply parent

Covfefe hamberder

18/8/2025, 1:56:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Che Gatsby (@chegatsby.bsky.social) reply parent

Can some one please tell me why this Incel is referred to as big balls?

17/8/2025, 5:25:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Che Gatsby (@chegatsby.bsky.social) reply parent

Orange Moron cosplaying as an actual human.

17/8/2025, 5:19:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view