Still part of the "dirtsheet/anti-Hogan community." Still a Waves & Curls enthusiast. #1 squash match hater. AEW Fight Forever defender. He/Him
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Every time I see one of those “Doug Walker’s newest work is actually pretty good and the new vids are a lot funnier and insightful,” takes I think about the most recent Nostalgia Critic I watched, Top 11 Poorly Aged Bill Cosby Commercials, which is just him making rape and pedo jokes for 20 minutes
Real talk, though, this is what can happen when Europeans surrender their actual identities to partake in the social and political advantages of "whiteness." Their "heritage" becomes corporate logos.
This also is the first sign of a rumored change in strategy by WWE. They are no longer going after CMLL people for whatever reason. Instead want to focus on the Mexican indies. Arez was probably the best on said indies
the 80s and 90s were such an amazing era for little kids watching movies that they absolutely should not have been watching
Vince returning at Wrestlepalooza
theyre saying its the most beautiful blood anyone has coughed up
In the Charlie Mansonesque way, yeah. I thought there was potential there but it didn't pan out.
We know why Swerve is constantly getting attacked. And it's the grossest and most obvious one.
This has got to be one of the saddest posts I've ever seen.
I was a fan but holy shit some of his ideas are fucking awful and that's only the ones we've heard of. I could totally understand the whole experience leaving Tony not wanting to do anything similar.
It bugs the fuck outta me there's this new wave of people who think Doug, Rob and his company are cool when it was proven ages ago through the Change the Channel document the Walker Brothers are massive assholes. I dealt with Doug's shit behavior at a con ages ago so I can back it up with how he is
Right. It's an assumption I've seen by fans, but we have to take other factors into play. Like Tom Budgen's awful creative ideas and how that had a lot to do with HOB going nowhere.
Cool thing about Arez being El Clon is that if they decide that the El Clon persona/angle has a shelf life, he can just be Arez and Arez is cool as fuck.
But if he really hated the horror aesthetic, why would Triangle of Madness be pushed like they are?
I can't remember fuck all these days, is there any solid evidence of Tony Khan disliking horror based characters as a whole? I mean, if he had a bad experience with the ideas being pitched by Malakai Black that's one thing and maybe it had a residual effect on how he viewed the Righteous.
As a huge Bill Carr/DUTCH fan and fellow Upstate New Yorker I'm happy if he gets that bag.
The gimmick is not at all the same as the House of Black or Wyatts or whatever. Maybe more FCW/NXT Wyatt if that. Was more Southern gothic horror and not at all supernatural. Also Triangle of Madness is a thing so. 🤷♂️
Good for the Righteous on getting signed, even if it is with the Bad Place. I'm just not looking forward to hearing about the inevitable "Tony fumbled" chants, because this time they'll be right.
NOT THE RIGHTEOUS PLEASE GOD
One more match with DUTCH and Dan Barry is all I ask.
Well then I love KOR for canonizing it on TV.
On the plus side, I like how they're adding flourishes to Josh Alexander's presentation. Giving him fancy robes and shit while keeping what makes him him.
I better stop because blah blah complaining too much.
I wish they'd not give folks like Blake Christian a jobber entrance. Give the most minimum amount of effort to not making the results seem like a forgone conclusion. This kind of thing is where even being the slightest bit genre savvy sucks.
Was "Dong Phallus" already said on screen before Kyle said it on Collision?
Gonna catch up on the bits of Collision I missed. Too tired to catch up on the entire ROH PPV.
People need to calm down with the conspiracy theories, here’s Trump today at his Virginia golf club with MAGA radio host John Fredericks
Wrathlander is such a good team
Vaxxed?
AEW put up one of their greatest main events ever on YouTube for free. Enjoy Blood Orange Cassidy and Jon Moxley putting on an awesome show. 🤼
Cool now do the dead guy
Myung Jae Lee and Dexter Doom #ottawa #myottawa #ottawaevents #wrestling #professionalwrestling #prowrestling #indiewrestling #ilovewrestling #ontarioindies #canadianindies #canadianwrestling #wwe #aew #tnawrestling #ottawawrestling
Even if WWE never did it, it's ugly and distracting as shit.
This is what the song Lightning Crashes was about.
I leave Science channel up in the background a lot of the time and they're constantly airing ads for AEW even during shows about ancient ruins and such so if anyone tells you WBD aren't all in on AEW that's how you know you're dealing with a dummy.
Here's hoping.
Rudy Giuliani? The Masked Singer???
This ‘blue states closed schools too long’ narrative is becoming increasingly entrenched in the Polite Center but it’s arguable at best. Republican states had far more deaths during COVID and their students have roughly comparable learning loss.
Don't miss the latest episode of #AEWUnrestricted with 1/2 of Swirl - Blake Christian! The video version of this episode is out now on YouTube! ▶️ https://youtu.be/i2YZ90ZlJCk
imagine saying this while your country is in the middle of enacting multiple strategic genocides against its own population fucking democrats istg
Is that a “cow tools rack” in the Star Wars set??? @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social
reading this felt like discovering one of those tribes of people who have had no contact with the outside world
I hate & love the internet simultaneously & The Guardian is usually a pretty big reason why.
God bless @theonion.com and @kartoonistkelly.bsky.social
“I kissed a dead bird I found on the side of the road once and got chirpes, which is a canarial disease.”
The AEW fanbase would love Gabby.
Expert here. What happens is the generative AI you fed this to is a piece of shit that tried to extrapolate a shadow into what statistically should be flesh, while you sat there loudly saying "ENHANCE. ENHANCE." like a dipshit.
Dwayne off the gas is kinda weirding me out NGL. But good, I don't want the dude keeling over or getting a bum ticker like his enternal rival Paul.
I'm not fully awake after metal festival > wrestling show >2 hour drive back > sleeping until 11am. Anyway, yeah, greta trilogy all around. We need more of that type of thing in whatever phase this is.
Shit. I said Civil War when I meant Winter Soldier. I liked both but yes, what I meant to say was Winter Solider was my favorite of the MCU movies. And as a follow up to Winter Soldier, Brave New World didn't live up to it. We need more of the political thriller type movie back in the MCU.
There is still beauty left in the world
I really liked Falcon and Winter Soldier too as a series.
Guys please. I hate Trump as much as the next person, but stop spreading rumors. He looks perfectly fine.
Civil War was so good. I didn't hate Brave New World like a lot of people did, hell I liked it, but as a successor to Civil War it just didn't live up to that.
That moment will come where they have to choose between being loyal to the country they swore to protect or the man trying to destroy it that leads it & I'm not looking forward to seeing how many of these soldiers out themselves as Confederacy 2: Electric Boogaloo.
People often talk about wanting to see AEW wrestlers/talent on BlueSky. Some are here! And just like us, they tend to stick around more if people see & interact with their posts. In addition to Andy's feeds, I keep this pinned on my home page. This will make it so you'll always see their posts!
Deaths are on the heads of RFK Jr and the Republican Party and anyone who tried to say this was a legitimate movement with legitimate concerns
God help America if we ever have a major war again or a depression. Apparently, if everything doesn't go perfectly in a crisis half the country just completely falls apart. It really wasn't the end of the fucking world that things shut down for a while during COVID. The problem was all the dying!
People have an extremely difficult time looking past "fake sport" and treating it like any other work of fiction and grasping the concept of participatory theater with sport like trappings. And it's not like pro wrestling is some new phenomenon either.
Sign me the fuck up. I could use the cash. What's a little brain damage, anyway? I suffer worse brain damage from Booker T takes or those from his fellow retired ref Jimmy Korderas.
bluesky is dying and there's only one way to save it: by putting on a community theater production of The Black Parade
Before the inevitable block. Typically I refuse to engage but goddamn the irony was too good not to.
Nah. People know what they're watching but enjoy it anyway. Like any other work of fiction. Theater, you said it yourself. I refer you to your own post on this matter:
*seven and a half hours of reading old copies of Muscle & Fitness* *pulls out laptop* "Main ends in an interference DQ."
it's so easy to post good i do it all of the time if you're having trouble posting good try giving into your most base animal impulses and fire every thought you have from the hip like you're laying down suppressing fire onto the horrors or be funny idk i'm not your dadmom
LMAO @ the "Seth Riders."
15 years ago today I took an incredibly on-the-nose photo
This pre-wedding party is unhinged.
I’m watching a potential classic comedy match in progress.
Whoever picked the No Mercy dig diggity dog menu theme for the @grindpuro.bsky.social pre-show playlist, bless you.
“Still metal as fuck” I say to myself, chugging a Monster in my lawn chair to stay awake while kids half my age are in the pit.
Cena/Lesnar but they’re pulling AJ Lee out of retirement to team with Punk I guess.
crashing out to niamos #dragoncon
Running 2010s nostalgia matches against All Out. Absolutely foul.
Dave has to check in with *squints* Gay Slave Paris if he goes to France?!?
The wrestling hasn’t started and everyone is already throwing worked punches.
Don’t keep up with WWE so can someone explain why they so badly want to go against the grain and make heel Becky a thing?
*searches "sexy watto"* *posts this* *deletes app*
I love how quickly this got articles written about it www.fightful.com/wrestling/br...
bryan danielson is a fucking menace and will never let up on WWE for this LMAOOOO
Watto-field
Remember when Samoa Joe was THE UNDISPUTED KING OF TELEVISION? That was probably the best integration of the ROH titles into the main AEW shows to date.
The Fed out here taking shit from a butt and displaying it in Paris for a premium. The French have burned cities for less.
The new Cracker Barrel logo is CRAZY
Fuck Logan Paul. I just needed to say that for my soul.
"Nobody wants to be a cop [in DC]. They were abused. They were spit on." "When you when you say they were abused and spit on, I'm assuming you're talking about January 6th, correct?" "All you guys want to do was bring up J6 about the answer to everything."
He’s doing us a favor.
People talk about Ospreay "running from the grind" while Roman wrestles 1.5 times a year lol
Every time we go to Five Guys, theyre just a little closer to realizing that $14.00 EarthBound burger.
This was iirc the match people said Gabe sped up the tape on because they couldn’t believe the pace these guys were working at
"Is the billionaire making any money on his passion product?" Who the fuck could possibly care - we got to see Paul Walter Hauser take a powerbomb on thumbtacks. Focus on what matters.