It's official, Americans are a fucking joke wrapped up in a shithole country, they and their pathetic useless freedomless trigger happy school shooting inbred country can go fuck themselves.
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It's official, Americans are a fucking joke wrapped up in a shithole country, they and their pathetic useless freedomless trigger happy school shooting inbred country can go fuck themselves.
I like what it says. But it's kinda long for a protest sign..... Firstly Republicans and MAGAts can't understand over half of those words, and secondly the person holding the sign would have to stand perfectly still so people can read it.
They don't stay open on any days now. Sucks to be them.
D☭Иald TЯ☭M₽ Made this the worst Labor Day in American history The days focus should be on the working class, but instead it's on a full fledged Military Police State
Kids getting shot in schools = meh🤷 Chalk on the road = outrage. If there is anything more stupid and inhumane than Americans I have yet to find it.
You know what doesn't fall from the sky, mice and balls of yarn..... Because the universe prefers dogs.
Stop using too when it's to, that's basic kindergarten stuff..... Also your bio has is wrong too (see the difference there).
To not too.
If the Republican party was a person it would be the type of trailer trash person who phone orders absolute crap from the shopping network at 2 in the morning until they go broke...... So basically every single one of their MAGAt supporters.
Change their name from ICE to "the Rittenhouse bitches", they start shit then back away in fear like cowards.
Meh, Americans🤷 if it's possible to fuck up or make worse you can guarantee they'll find a way to do that then go one further.
.... That'll help, cause prayer fucking works🤦
*america.
Because in the EU kids spend more time reading books and less time hiding from bullets.
People do see it, It's just Americans who don't see it.
When he doesn't use 50 cans of orange spray paint from home depot on his face you know something's wrong.
Enough that any people who are not maga become negligible, so it's safe to say 100% of mass shooters have been white males with hatred towards poc, minorites and women.
Huh, a fat white kid battling acne is a sexist hate filled trigger happy Nazi, yep that checks out.
I wish the trees I planted 4 months ago would fucking load.
This is never going away, is it?
I've never believed in thoughts and prayers, but for this one time imma try it with absolute sincerity.
The real version yes, the Lego version hell no, that shit hurts.
Here's an idea. Step 1: email him every week from fake Republican email addresses, step 2: use emails to grift him until he's broke, step 3: take pride in knowing you've taught him a valuable lesson.
That's the American way, cause problems for others then run away when called out.
Wimp!
Three point plan..... that's better than only having a concept of what a plan is.
🤣🤣🤣 I don't blame you, we wouldn't either..... Maybe just chuck it on the Pacific garbage patch.
Correction: it's "just a Friday" in america, the rest of the world is fucking pissed at America's stupidity and taking bets on how much longer until the country destroys itself so England can take it back.
Another title would be "consumers in Europe a lot smarter than American consumers".
Correction: people DO realize, Americans don't.
You just described every police force in america.
Someone send this logo rebranding to Fox News so the Republicans can have another logo to complain about this week.
The American mentality: I don't care if eggs cost $100 each, I don't care if the economy crashes and I lose my house, or if the country literally burns due to lack of firefighters.... Just as long as the blacks go back to being slaves, women shut their mouths and the Mexicans get locked up.
🔵 So tragic 😭💔 Vote Blue 🗳
At least the MAGAts (aka ICE and LEOs) are wearing masks this time.
Good idea, let's give guns to teachers who have one of the most stress filled underpaid soul draining jobs in america who also have to put up with annoying screaming kids pushing them to the point of breaking, I'm sure that and a teacher with a weapon capable of killing wouldn't be risky at all🤦
Don't worry, I'm sure America's thoughts and prayers will help🤷
WTF, why honour that traitorous cunt?
🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
Knuckle dragging dumb cunt snowflakes who just like to complain and cry about everything, that's who cares.
Pepperidge farm remembers.
That's grounds for going full "office space", burn it all down, burn it now.
The American flag has no right being anywhere near the Ukrainian flag or it's colours. America can't and shouldn't be trusted, fuck that Russian loving shithole country.
Every single thing he says Chris is doing or has done, is shit he does everyday, furthermore I don't think he can comment on anyone's hair.
The Democrats have been handed an Obama 2.0 and they aren't embracing him or taking the win, what the fuckety fuck is wrong with america🤦 fuck America, I'm over their absolute stupidity.
Hosting the world cup in a shit filled sewer would be better than america. Fact.
Will you disappear them to Aruba, Jamaica... Bermuda, Bahama... Key Largo, Montego...?
Americans: learn from history = 🙅 Americans: use schools for target practice and not use guns as the construction intended, to defend against a tyrannical government = 👍
I want outer worlds 2 NOWWWW!!!!
Zero. I take pride in knowing I'm such a facetious, obtuse and sarcastic prick that no one wants to mention my name.
DHS saved his drunk ass, let his drunk ass drive, and I 100% guarantee offered him a job.
BREAKING NEWS: Obama and Kamala were responsible for the Hindenburg disaster.
Correction: international.
Thank goodness for the people I derided as “gun nuts” preventing a tyrannical government from sending soldiers into American cities to crush dissent, just like they said they would. Oh. Wait.
Time for me to switch from Intel from now on I guess🤷..... Fuck letting my money go to a company partially (10% IS NOT FULLY TACO BOY) owned by a shithole government in a shithole country.
Have you met Americans! there was never any doubt in my mind over the last 50 years that Americans would, in my lifetime, manage to destroy their country and reputation for longer than Germany post WW2.
Time for me to switch from Intel from now on I guess🤷..... Fuck letting my money go to a company partially (10% IS NOT FULLY TACO BOY) owned by a shithole government in a shithole country.
Well this explains how Melania is still alive.
I find it adorable that Americans are ignorant enough to think taco boy and his Nazis will allow america to ever have another election..... Although, I suppose hope is a good thing to hold on to when half your country voted for this just because they couldn't abide a woman/poc.
The only thing that seems strange here is, how the holy hell did you manage to cut up fruit with yogurt🤔
It's good to see america finally has a president who's addressing the really important issues.🙄
🔴 Whatever ya do . . . don't share • We don't wanna anger Don 🤭🤣🐥
He's a fucking absolute tool. He can fight all the people he wants, but he will still be a self absorbed self obsessed tool.
Yea small spelling error but you get it.
Knights of the round turtle.
Is this English, Could someone please translate?
They thought it was a fox news reporter...... Curses, I would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for you meddling honest reporters.
We're are you camping that as soon as you wake up you're greeting a ho?
But there was a reason, he's not Aryan white and he has a foreign sounding surname..... Clearly both valid reasons🙄
What right did you have to judge poor anishinaabe, don't be judgemental.
We will yugely cofefe very strongly.
He couldn't fit them due to his cankles.
Yea. Due to my parents being so hung up on when and how to use words, and use them correctly, you have no idea how many times I've had to copy post text delete post and then paste and edit the copied text..... And yet I still fuck up heaps of my posts.
All good points. Sorry if I sound pedantic but I have to point out couldn't care less and could care less mean very different things. One implies that Americans simply didn't care if the United states become a shithole with a dictator or not.
The entire world has been telling Americans this since 2016 but they never listen, you're wasting your time telling them to make pro con lists and accept no one is 100% perfect. 2024 proved that Americans prefer a mass criminal man over a compassionate women/poc. That won't ever change.
D☭Иald TЯ☭M₽ Gives Putin a red carpet to walk on D☭Иald TЯ☭M₽ Gives Zelenskyy a white flag to wave
Correction: the entire world.
What good would that do? the person being kidnapped is a woman and black, neither of which cops care about..... If they did get involved they would most likely shoot her and say she was at fault for existing while female and black.
What good would that do, the person being kidnapped is a woman and black, neither of which cops care about..... If they did get involved they would most likely shoot her and say she was at fault for existing while female and black.
Lol, Canadians out there fighting with maple syrup and apologies.
You're confusing the United states with the world..... To be fair you're not the first American to do that.
Europe doesn't want them, send them to the Pacific garbage patch.
That's Americans for you.
Anyone taking bets on how fast trump pardons him and offers him a job running veterans aid, my bet is around 30hours.
That's why he wanted to be Pope, someone told him the age of consent in Vatican city.
Under no circumstances should anyone travel to the US right now. You will not be safe. DO NOT GO TO THE US!
Given america shoots first and reads information (the few that can read) after, is it such a good idea to have a reporter whose not uber white standing on the street in public🤔 I feel an upcoming headline might be "non white reporter shot by racist cunts hours after reporting on racist cunts".
Is that what they needed all that extra money for, to buy bullets for their guns🤔..... You know they would have done this stuff more if bullets were cheaper.
Given that they can't read, I doubt they can count..... So yes, they probably think a big number is better than a low number.
The best part about people copying trump is he will never admit to spewing such dumb meaningless meandering shit, so very little chance he will claim someone plagiarized his speech.
Fuck Russia fuck America fuck all the shithole countries and their dictators.
$5.60 AUD (about 3.50 USD) for 700gram big eggs when I went shopping.
Good to know there's a job that trump voters are qualified to do.