Chris Fahi〽️

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When are they going to be sent to the White House to take care of it that has formed again?

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That is one of the pictures of Congestive Heart Failure conditions you will find in a medical journal.

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Only the best people.

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Don’t forget about rolling the red carpet out for Tate brothers to come here to the States.

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So, about 10 people are moving from Colorado to Alabama.

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That is the nicest description of him I’ve ever heard.

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I’m old enough to remember racking up serious yardage with UNC’s RB #12 back playing this game on the original PlayStation

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…along with Gronk Robkowski.

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God help us all…

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Last one, Leon Johnson.

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No love for Julius Peppers?

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24 hours.

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Another Nate Silver attempt to remain relevant in any type of public discourse but completely missing the mark again.

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I hope they all have enough garbage to pick up around their parks.

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That’s Dr. TJ Finley to you.

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I have the same Civil War decanter and I always leave the Union side showing.

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This is comparing apples and cyanide.

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I have and it was glorious. #GoBlue

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His face must be drooping pretty bad after the stroke.

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Trouble with the snap! (I’m now curled up in the corner rocking myself into my happy place)

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Ope

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Did they find his stuff at the thrift shop?

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…and his handicap is stupidity.

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Home run hitter!

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We need those age limits and term limits for all three branches.

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Between dementia and poor cardiovascular health, he’s showing all of the symptoms.

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Have fun, cheer hard, and Go Blue!

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I’m of a certain age where the late game starts are conflicting with my ability to stay awake for the second half.

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Threw his shoulder out trying to get a mask over his abnormally large head.

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Pete’s Pooh-bearing, passed out drunk in the parking lot after trying to bang a coed in a Cybertruck.

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Alice Cooper in Wayne’s World

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Hard pass

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White Out?

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Anti-war what again?

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He’s got that vacation thing down.

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That tracks.

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I said that the 22nd Amendment was under attack during his first term and it’s going to be even worse this time around.

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Who’s cutting onions in here!

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Assiduity

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Baron von Bone Spurs thinks he’s a military tough guy all of a sudden.

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I’ve seen this episode before…

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Can I stop paying federal taxes now?

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Ask and you shall receive…

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The other day I was wondering what Shane Battier is up to these days.

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Further cementing his place as MAGA’s most punchable face.

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A one-hit wonder says what?

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…because I too am a massive piece of shit just like him.

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Wasn’t that a Beastie Boys lyric?

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…and bigger pants are also available at Costco.

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Someone needs to ask Dementia Donny what year it is.

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I love how you’re not denying any of this, and just throwing out more 8 year old insults! Have you pegged just like the rest of the MAGATs. Why don’t you go back downstairs in mom’s basement and ask ChatGPT to create some more comebacks for you! Have fun jerking off to your dear leader!

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So tough that your panties get in a bunch when Cracker Barrel changes their logo! I’m chatting with a real tough guy here. Trust me, we’re the ones having the laugh at your expense, and there’s so many more of us than you think that are laughing right along.

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Thank you for the laughs!!! I love how all of you are Charmin soft! Keep wearing that tinfoil hat and wondering why your family doesn’t want you over during the holidays!

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And what exactly did you win? Just another MAGAT that thinks the Mango Mussolini actually cares about him.

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Is anybody else taking note that he’s making the White House look like his other permanent residences? If you thinking he’s willing leaving after this term, think again.

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If an incompetent, bottom-dwelling VP says something, does anybody believe him or care? Obama would have ended this along time ago.

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If the Boss was still around, Cashman and Boone would have been kicked to the curb a long time ago.

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So ICE is recruiting to defend America from Stephen Miller? Sign me up!

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Sounds like that whole DOGE initiative wasn’t very effective or efficient.

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I remember when a large group of CEO’s released a statement publicly denouncing Trump in the aftermath of J6. Further proof of money over morals.

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Don’t worry, the mango moron will do that all himself.

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Too bad nobody else does.

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America First to World’s Worst.

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Carl Spackler might have something to say about that…

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It would be great if everything in DC shut down early tonight and it was a complete ghost town.

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Jim Harbaugh has taken pisses longer than Urban Liar’s NFL tenure.

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Ay Ziggy!

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I’m old enough to remember when an effort was made to be sneaky.