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Chris C

@chriswideawake.bsky.social

If Shane McGowan and Joe Strummer had a crack baby that lifted weights.

created October 3, 2023

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Profile picture Chris C (@chriswideawake.bsky.social) reply parent

It's always been about racism.

2/9/2025, 11:30:45 AM | 87 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris C (@chriswideawake.bsky.social) reply parent

Somebody needs to come and speak on it who isn't Rodgers

2/9/2025, 1:53:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris C (@chriswideawake.bsky.social)

#celticfc new adidas drop tomorrow? Pre-order if not?

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2/9/2025, 1:49:14 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris C (@chriswideawake.bsky.social) reply parent

Definitely worth poisoning the environment more for this.

2/9/2025, 12:13:51 AM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris C (@chriswideawake.bsky.social) reply parent

When they said I'd be Trump's valet I thought I'd be driving golf carts....

2/9/2025, 12:11:06 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture FrostyCWO (@frostycwo.bsky.social) reposted

It's hard to tell what's satire these days. www.duffelblog.com/ice-partners...

1/9/2025, 3:29:24 PM | 16 13 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris C (@chriswideawake.bsky.social)

Trump's diaper, too stinky

1/9/2025, 2:41:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris C (@chriswideawake.bsky.social) reply parent

Is this jigsaw's place?

1/9/2025, 2:11:32 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris C (@chriswideawake.bsky.social) reply parent

New Orleans Nashville Atlanta

1/9/2025, 2:09:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris C (@chriswideawake.bsky.social) reply parent

All blues rock jazz everything can be traced back to congo square in New Orleans. Lots of great people are left leaning and in red states. Just out numbered.

1/9/2025, 2:08:55 AM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris C (@chriswideawake.bsky.social)

Trump buys golf cart for Marine corps

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31/8/2025, 2:25:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris C (@chriswideawake.bsky.social) reply parent

50k a week

31/8/2025, 2:07:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris C (@chriswideawake.bsky.social) reply parent

Per trump: Fuck the poors

31/8/2025, 1:02:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris C (@chriswideawake.bsky.social)

BR rocking a stab proof? #celtic

31/8/2025, 11:42:59 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sheryl Weikal, still wishing ill on JK Rowling (@leftistlawyer.com) reposted

If you're arrested in Illinois protesting the planned ICE HQ in North Chicago, I can represent you pro bono. Email me at sheryl@weikallaw.com. As always, I will take as many cases as I can.

30/8/2025, 4:04:08 PM | 7721 3932 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris C (@chriswideawake.bsky.social)

Boogers are just nose baubles.

30/8/2025, 2:45:21 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris C (@chriswideawake.bsky.social) reply parent

They even make statues for you.

30/8/2025, 1:24:55 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris C (@chriswideawake.bsky.social) reply parent

Elon finally got him to nueralink?

30/8/2025, 12:56:49 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris C (@chriswideawake.bsky.social) reply parent

πŸ’― They are going to build statues of her for our grand kids to tear down.

30/8/2025, 12:12:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris C (@chriswideawake.bsky.social)

Board and manager going into Derby weekend knives out. 😞 We need some professionals running Celtic.

29/8/2025, 9:38:55 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris C (@chriswideawake.bsky.social)

Is the bear pride flag supposed to look like a urine hydration chart?

29/8/2025, 9:17:37 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris C (@chriswideawake.bsky.social)

I love decadence weekend. The one weekend a year a thick boy like me gets cat called all over the quarters. πŸ˜‚

29/8/2025, 8:43:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris C (@chriswideawake.bsky.social)

Your farmers carry needs to be minimum 75lbs if you are going to ride in my technical.

29/8/2025, 5:14:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris C (@chriswideawake.bsky.social) reply parent

A lot of Ukrainian blood on Sullivan's hands

28/8/2025, 9:52:42 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris C (@chriswideawake.bsky.social) reply parent

Mardi gras night every year PBS shows rex ball. Rex is the oldest / richest krewe. At one point their royal court travels across the street to the Comus ball. Comus can't parade anymore because they won't let black folks join.

28/8/2025, 7:43:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris C (@chriswideawake.bsky.social) reply parent

Had anyone shown you the Rex / Comus ball on PBS?

28/8/2025, 6:04:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris C (@chriswideawake.bsky.social) reply parent

Dumb question: how was it that you had to move to Nola and didn't know about Zulu before that?

28/8/2025, 5:45:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris C (@chriswideawake.bsky.social) reply parent

Always shammin. These photos are going to score some dates on farmers only.

28/8/2025, 12:50:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris C (@chriswideawake.bsky.social) reply parent

You're right. πŸ˜‚

28/8/2025, 2:15:23 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris C (@chriswideawake.bsky.social) reply parent

They paired their firearms obsession with a bourbon obsession. No more fireball for them no, they wanted tough guy booze

28/8/2025, 1:56:00 AM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris C (@chriswideawake.bsky.social) reply parent

They didn't wanna stand toe to toe with Hadji but have no problem using their AR-15 fetish on their unarmed hippy neighbors.

28/8/2025, 1:41:43 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris C (@chriswideawake.bsky.social)

I believe this collapse of America into a fascist state was inevitable. You can not have 20 yrs of war where only a tiny group of people served and the majority who sat at home. A war cucked male population will act out like crazy people.

28/8/2025, 1:38:56 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris C (@chriswideawake.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah wish I had the means to leave.

28/8/2025, 1:29:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris C (@chriswideawake.bsky.social) reply parent

Well the state has moved on from blue tourists it seems and hope that AI data center money will make up for it or they don't care either way because they personally are rich and can live off the bribes.

28/8/2025, 1:28:48 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris C (@chriswideawake.bsky.social) reply parent

A bunch of horrible character actors

28/8/2025, 12:51:06 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris C (@chriswideawake.bsky.social) reply parent

Well Nola hurts because of how the state is doing this, Nola hurts because you aren't visiting, state doesn't care as it wants to minimize Nola economy and voting power to make Louisiana the most maga state.

28/8/2025, 12:48:38 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris C (@chriswideawake.bsky.social)

All part of the Republican plan to hurt black folks.

28/8/2025, 12:46:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris C (@chriswideawake.bsky.social) reply parent

Every article of official saints merch goes to help these pedos.

28/8/2025, 12:43:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris C (@chriswideawake.bsky.social) reply parent

Heard that. Especially these days.

28/8/2025, 12:08:52 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris C (@chriswideawake.bsky.social)

Living in the east is wild. Poor family now has to be scared shitless of homeland security because they used a translator on TV interviews.

27/8/2025, 11:52:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris C (@chriswideawake.bsky.social) reply parent

What type of discharge and what years?

27/8/2025, 11:27:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris C (@chriswideawake.bsky.social) reply parent

Do you qualify for pact act care at the VA?

27/8/2025, 11:08:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris C (@chriswideawake.bsky.social) reply parent

I feel for him. He's still a young man. The leggy brunette he was kissing on in the photos I'm sure is a factor and he didn't drink before the club and well... We seen the film.

27/8/2025, 11:02:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris C (@chriswideawake.bsky.social) reply parent

It's going to be wild seeing them relegated this year.

27/8/2025, 10:56:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris C (@chriswideawake.bsky.social) reply parent

And our next president giving him a lifetime appointment as a judge or something.

27/8/2025, 10:03:23 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris C (@chriswideawake.bsky.social) reply parent

I don't understand why they can't see the money in that.

27/8/2025, 9:56:19 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris C (@chriswideawake.bsky.social) reply parent

I think big Ange is available

27/8/2025, 9:55:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris C (@chriswideawake.bsky.social)

Assault weapons ban and school shootings:

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27/8/2025, 9:53:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris C (@chriswideawake.bsky.social) reply parent

Heavier thumping than the belgians gave them at that.

27/8/2025, 9:47:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris C (@chriswideawake.bsky.social) reply parent

Very 90s for the fashionista in the states too.

27/8/2025, 9:44:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris C (@chriswideawake.bsky.social) reply parent

Repentance prayer has to be completed before supportive prayer probably.

27/8/2025, 8:39:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris C (@chriswideawake.bsky.social)

Maybe former presidential prayers work better. πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

27/8/2025, 8:35:23 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris C (@chriswideawake.bsky.social)

The far right demands that they remain heavily armed in order to intimidate those who politically disagree with them. Everything else is collateral damage to that goal.

27/8/2025, 7:19:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris C (@chriswideawake.bsky.social) reply parent

They open source like a pro.

27/8/2025, 5:26:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris C (@chriswideawake.bsky.social) reply parent

πŸ˜‚ don't stand so close me you creepy ass sting.

27/8/2025, 5:24:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris C (@chriswideawake.bsky.social)

Palantir is working with Secretary of State offices around the country in what's being called operation NWA. Spotify accounts who listen f the police more than once a year will have contact info shared so that officers can know to approach vehicles with caution after checking license plates.

27/8/2025, 4:45:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris C (@chriswideawake.bsky.social)

Maybe prayer doesn't work.

27/8/2025, 4:20:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris C (@chriswideawake.bsky.social)

Hope it's still worth it to keep our political far right heavily armed.....

27/8/2025, 3:29:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris C (@chriswideawake.bsky.social) reply parent

3 battalions of russian boys turn 18 each day...

27/8/2025, 1:00:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris C (@chriswideawake.bsky.social) reply parent

I won't discount the institutional knowledge they are gaining from this long in the fight.

27/8/2025, 12:12:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris C (@chriswideawake.bsky.social) reply parent

Do the orcs have the bodies anymore to make a move? Maybe trump 2028?

27/8/2025, 11:55:26 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris C (@chriswideawake.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes it's a way to not pay housing allowance which they probably could use to make rent when an E4 with 2 years makes 3k a month and average rent for 1 bedroom in dc metro area is 2300 a month.

27/8/2025, 11:41:47 AM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris C (@chriswideawake.bsky.social) reply parent

I guess I'm cynical. For Europe it's self preservation. For the US it seems like a tight rope between MIC campaign donors getting an ROI and whatever the rus influence is on elected officials.

27/8/2025, 11:37:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris C (@chriswideawake.bsky.social) reply parent

That's the feeling I got from the pod. As a kid who grew up in the Cold war I thought we were all ride or die with the homies. Then reenforced after they had our back in the stan. Basically any security guarantee we give Ukraine isn't worth the paper it's written on (Budapest memorandum.)

27/8/2025, 11:26:49 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris C (@chriswideawake.bsky.social) reply parent

Agree

27/8/2025, 11:21:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris C (@chriswideawake.bsky.social)

@bgsilverback73.bsky.social the most recent eyes on episode of eyes on forced me to consider a possibility I never had previously. The US might not come to the aid of a NATO ally invoking article 5. Is this just where we are at?

27/8/2025, 11:20:45 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris C (@chriswideawake.bsky.social) reply parent

It was only missing the glowing whitkoff endorsement.

27/8/2025, 10:48:25 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A metaphor for the entire nation.

27/8/2025, 10:47:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris C (@chriswideawake.bsky.social) reply parent

Just a stock scam to buy low.

27/8/2025, 1:03:35 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris C (@chriswideawake.bsky.social) reply parent

Good favor*

27/8/2025, 12:52:23 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris C (@chriswideawake.bsky.social)

For those who haven't served, This happens when the battalions command sergeant major thinks the units suicide rate is too low. Losing a semester of school? Losing food favor with your civilian employer? Just to police call the capital.... Disgusting

27/8/2025, 12:24:40 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris C (@chriswideawake.bsky.social) reply parent

Stay strong so that you will be alive to witness the Tribunals.

26/8/2025, 8:20:22 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Started pregame for squatober today. Feeling good

26/8/2025, 2:06:42 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris C (@chriswideawake.bsky.social) reply parent

DHL still flys.

26/8/2025, 1:42:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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In Louisiana it's the 9 yr olds fault if their knees are showing.

26/8/2025, 1:39:54 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve Herman (@newsguy.bsky.social) reposted

A man, near the White House, who describes himself as a "retired disabled combat veteran," after burning an American flag tells bystanders "I am being detained because I expressed my First Amendment rights."

25/8/2025, 11:27:42 PM | 14054 4722 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris C (@chriswideawake.bsky.social) reply parent

Ten hut?

26/8/2025, 12:56:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The 90s were crazy, I'll admit that.

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25/8/2025, 11:04:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris C (@chriswideawake.bsky.social) reply parent

I understand it from a theoretical level but I feel the move comes from privilege. I was among many who had to go to work as others sat home during COVID. I don't see how this gets sold practically to the masses. Those with nothing in the bank.

25/8/2025, 10:53:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How do you plan to convince folks deep in debt living paycheck to paycheck participate?

25/8/2025, 10:13:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We felt it during jazz fest in Nola.

25/8/2025, 8:34:11 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I thought Kneecap was denied a visa to play the states? Bob Villain was.

25/8/2025, 8:32:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture PiecedeResister (@piecederesister.bsky.social) reposted

North Korea isn’t the only dictatorship where Dear Leader hangs giant banners of his own fat face on public buildings.

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25/8/2025, 6:10:53 PM | 419 177 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris C (@chriswideawake.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm worried they will get food poisoning or something.

25/8/2025, 6:09:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I don't understand. We have trump here and it sucks but people can wear whatever at sporting events here.

25/8/2025, 4:24:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris C (@chriswideawake.bsky.social) reply parent

Isn't that how you are supposed to destroy one when it's all torn up?

25/8/2025, 3:20:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If you are good with this please block me

25/8/2025, 3:01:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris C (@chriswideawake.bsky.social) reply parent

Are you sure about that tab?

25/8/2025, 1:59:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If Gov Moore calls Hegseth a dirty nasty leg, I'll vote for him.

25/8/2025, 1:58:36 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Boat drinks

25/8/2025, 1:09:01 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris C (@chriswideawake.bsky.social) reply parent

In danger. They have always been the biggest gang in the city even if there are some good ones. You can say that about most gangs.

25/8/2025, 12:53:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris C (@chriswideawake.bsky.social)

This right here. Growing up in Chicago the cops would beat you if they thought they could get away with it. I was 13 they first time they kicked my ass for having a Mohawk at the McDonald's by Wrigley. I've witnessed them commit felonies and been told to lie under oath or my place of work would be

25/8/2025, 12:53:44 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris C (@chriswideawake.bsky.social) reply parent

That tracks.

24/8/2025, 6:50:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Our whorehouses are black and gold not just gold.

24/8/2025, 4:50:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He's too scared of Trump's camps.

24/8/2025, 4:28:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Eric Prince started working on this on inauguration day.

24/8/2025, 4:26:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He has a valet to tie the tie? Did they get fired?

24/8/2025, 4:22:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We are coming, Father Pritzker, three hundred thousand more!'🎢

24/8/2025, 4:19:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris C (@chriswideawake.bsky.social)

🎢'We are coming, Father Pritzker, three hundred thousand more, From Streamwood's winding stream and from Evanston's shore. We leave our plows and workshops, our wives and children dear, With hearts too full for utterance, with but a silent tear. We dare not look behind us but steadfastly before.

24/8/2025, 4:19:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris C (@chriswideawake.bsky.social)

My Dearest Kayla, I've been called to duty by the great Khan of Illinois to serve in 23rd Chicago Home Guards Regiment. My company is made of sturdy vice lords and gangster disciples who have made peace in or to repel the advances of the mango magas on our homeland. Always yours, Lil Kedzie Shotah

24/8/2025, 3:58:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view