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Cig Ciglar

@cigciglar.bsky.social

Recovering sales monkey.

created December 21, 2024

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Profile picture Cig Ciglar (@cigciglar.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah, watchdog is not a job title this administration has much use for.

4/9/2025, 3:47:06 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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3/9/2025, 11:43:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dee Snider (@deesnider.bsky.social) reposted

To quote Marilyn Manson: "I wasn't born with enough middle fingers!"

3/9/2025, 11:27:54 PM | 81 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Scott Galloway (@profgalloway.com) reposted

Daddy’s home… @ragingmoderates.bsky.social @jessicatarlov.bsky.social

3/9/2025, 6:58:03 PM | 135 11 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cig Ciglar (@cigciglar.bsky.social) reply parent

The narcissism seems to dictate the behavior, huh? If it’s something that’s getting attention on any level he just has to insert himself into it.

3/9/2025, 10:03:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cig Ciglar (@cigciglar.bsky.social) reply parent

The spiders need to get their shit together.

3/9/2025, 9:56:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cig Ciglar (@cigciglar.bsky.social) reply parent

3/9/2025, 9:54:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cig Ciglar (@cigciglar.bsky.social) reply parent

Will they let you use those perks to upgrade to a better carrier?

3/9/2025, 8:21:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cig Ciglar (@cigciglar.bsky.social)

And it was at that moment that he soiled himself … again.

3/9/2025, 8:18:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cig Ciglar (@cigciglar.bsky.social) reply parent

Politics and prose 4 life 😛

3/9/2025, 6:29:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Jacob (@markjacob.bsky.social) reposted

Fox isn't showing the Epstein victims' news conference, which is both newsworthy and compelling. MSNBC and CNN are showing it. Fox is part of the right-wing campaign to cover up the Trump-Epstein scandal. Fox is anti-journalism. The more you watch, the less you know.

3/9/2025, 3:21:37 PM | 636 224 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cig Ciglar (@cigciglar.bsky.social) reply parent

If someone else wins the Nobel prize for ending this war his head will explode.

3/9/2025, 2:00:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Stipe (@michaelstipe.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

That’s nice

3/9/2025, 1:51:48 PM | 296 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cig Ciglar (@cigciglar.bsky.social)

I really wish the @washingtonpost.com would change its logo. At least change the font to Comic Sans so that there is no confusion.

3/9/2025, 1:52:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Copelovitch (@mcopelov.bsky.social) reposted

Once again, all the bad economic things you were falsely told for three straight years were happening under Joe Biden are now actually happening under Donald Trump

3/9/2025, 12:41:53 PM | 72 16 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture NFL MEMES (@nflmemewar.bsky.social) reposted

Someone help this man. #nfl #NFL #Cowboys #Eagles #Giants #Commanders #MicahParsons #Packers

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3/9/2025, 5:22:21 AM | 84 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cig Ciglar (@cigciglar.bsky.social) reply parent

His ignorance of free trade and economics on full display. You don’t have the cards Donny!

3/9/2025, 2:31:24 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cig Ciglar (@cigciglar.bsky.social) reply parent

Convincing people that the lie is the reality is their business.

3/9/2025, 1:50:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cig Ciglar (@cigciglar.bsky.social)

Looking good today @realgulfofmexico.bsky.social Keep fighting the good fight ✊

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2/9/2025, 5:58:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cig Ciglar (@cigciglar.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s hard out there! At least we have @michaelstipe.bsky.social

2/9/2025, 1:04:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cig Ciglar (@cigciglar.bsky.social) reply parent

Fall on me.

2/9/2025, 12:58:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cig Ciglar (@cigciglar.bsky.social) reply parent

If Grand Marnier had a face 😳

2/9/2025, 12:23:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Calcaterra (@craigcalcaterra.bsky.social) reposted

Jordan Hudson and Bill Belichick later tonight.

The I Think You Should Leave sketch where the magician embarrasses the husband and the wife loses all respect for him
2/9/2025, 2:32:47 AM | 394 52 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cig Ciglar (@cigciglar.bsky.social) reply parent

This isn’t the kind of family that keeps up appearances.

2/9/2025, 1:02:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cig Ciglar (@cigciglar.bsky.social) reply parent

Eleventy Trillion would have been a far more Trumpian number.

2/9/2025, 1:01:32 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cig Ciglar (@cigciglar.bsky.social) reply parent

Nate Silver’s data had some value. Nate Silver’s hot takes are less than worthless.

2/9/2025, 12:46:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cig Ciglar (@cigciglar.bsky.social)

College Football has really been missing this kind of unbridled enthusiasm.

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2/9/2025, 12:16:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cig Ciglar (@cigciglar.bsky.social) reply parent

I don’t know who Theodore Goodman is but I’m sure he’s an asshole.

1/9/2025, 4:42:12 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cig Ciglar (@cigciglar.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s a helluva drug.

1/9/2025, 1:13:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cig Ciglar (@cigciglar.bsky.social) reply parent

Michael Irvin is still crazy after all these years.

1/9/2025, 1:10:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Jacob (@markjacob.bsky.social) reposted

Another dispatch from the “hellhole” of Chicago.

31/8/2025, 11:39:01 PM | 326 96 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cig Ciglar (@cigciglar.bsky.social) reply parent

Brothers had some moments.

31/8/2025, 11:27:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cig Ciglar (@cigciglar.bsky.social) reply parent

His health is not deteriorating fast enough.

31/8/2025, 9:34:13 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cig Ciglar (@cigciglar.bsky.social) reply parent

He’s one of the more highly decorated law enforcement officers in Florida.

31/8/2025, 7:15:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cig Ciglar (@cigciglar.bsky.social)

He’s the mad king, issuing decrees from his golden throne type of leader that the Republicans always wanted.

31/8/2025, 7:11:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cig Ciglar (@cigciglar.bsky.social) reply parent

Jerry Jones press conferences are going to be so good this year.

31/8/2025, 5:24:13 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cig Ciglar (@cigciglar.bsky.social) reply parent

Roger Clemens is one of the most immoral, low character people to ever walk the earth. Birds of a feather.

31/8/2025, 5:09:52 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cig Ciglar (@cigciglar.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh, must be Sunday.

31/8/2025, 5:07:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cig Ciglar (@cigciglar.bsky.social) reply parent

There’s no lie too big for these people.

31/8/2025, 3:18:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cig Ciglar (@cigciglar.bsky.social) reply parent

☺️

31/8/2025, 3:49:59 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cig Ciglar (@cigciglar.bsky.social) reply parent

31/8/2025, 3:28:07 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jason Kirk (@jasonkirk.fyi) reposted

And he picked LSU to win the title this year

31/8/2025, 3:18:06 AM | 155 14 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cig Ciglar (@cigciglar.bsky.social)

Tufted too?! Classless swine 😏

31/8/2025, 3:12:50 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cig Ciglar (@cigciglar.bsky.social) reply parent

If you like to party, then just marry a cool chick. It’s just a long party from there on out.

31/8/2025, 12:13:54 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cig Ciglar (@cigciglar.bsky.social) reply parent

Do the American people care about corruptIon?

31/8/2025, 12:09:04 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cig Ciglar (@cigciglar.bsky.social) reply parent

You can convince young people to follow along with anything. No matter how stupid the tradition is.

30/8/2025, 11:51:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cig Ciglar (@cigciglar.bsky.social) reply parent

That was such a cool show. Just being able to listen to a compete thought without a commercial break in between was refreshing.

30/8/2025, 11:15:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cig Ciglar (@cigciglar.bsky.social) reply parent

You gotta go a long way back in society to get to the beginnings of this. Don’t be obtuse

30/8/2025, 11:01:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cig Ciglar (@cigciglar.bsky.social) reply parent

We’re all becoming something else. This is just an off gassing sack of shit. Learned that in high school.

30/8/2025, 10:59:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cig Ciglar (@cigciglar.bsky.social) reply parent

If only my countrymen were better.

30/8/2025, 10:54:36 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cig Ciglar (@cigciglar.bsky.social) reply parent

Whisky and birds is where it’s at. We just make it more complicated.

30/8/2025, 10:46:46 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cig Ciglar (@cigciglar.bsky.social) reply parent

Pushed through. Did all of the things. Expected the outcome. Still disappointed in my fellow man.

30/8/2025, 10:37:59 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cig Ciglar (@cigciglar.bsky.social) reply parent

We all feel it. We can’t protect them anymore than we can ourselves. We can all look out for one another and try to have a really good time on the way out.

30/8/2025, 9:43:44 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cig Ciglar (@cigciglar.bsky.social) reply parent

Thank you for continuing to be a light 🙂

30/8/2025, 8:11:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cig Ciglar (@cigciglar.bsky.social) reply parent

Statler and Waldorf tried to warn us about these people!

30/8/2025, 8:00:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cig Ciglar (@cigciglar.bsky.social) reply parent

Language connection. Remember that? When you used to get it for a brief moment. WTF happened to that? Missed it until I realized it disappeared.

30/8/2025, 7:56:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cig Ciglar (@cigciglar.bsky.social) reply parent

Hey, I'm just trying to understand. Don't judge. Probably a cultural thing that I am unaware of 😳

30/8/2025, 7:52:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cig Ciglar (@cigciglar.bsky.social) reply parent

Wow, Ok, seething with jealousy. Rub it in my face. Climate zone?

30/8/2025, 7:24:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cig Ciglar (@cigciglar.bsky.social)

Come on Bluesky. College Football! We love to talk about it. Get busy living or get busy dying.

30/8/2025, 7:13:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Drew Magary (@drewmagary.bsky.social) reposted

More like OFF Manning

30/8/2025, 6:03:23 PM | 57 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cig Ciglar (@cigciglar.bsky.social) reply parent

Pizza slices and paper plates just belong together.

30/8/2025, 6:42:23 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cig Ciglar (@cigciglar.bsky.social) reply parent

The hash marks were closer together. There was a tantrum the last time.

30/8/2025, 6:35:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cig Ciglar (@cigciglar.bsky.social) reply parent

You know how the internet isn't a real place? Nick Wright is like that. It will serve him well. It's just not a place that I spend time.

30/8/2025, 6:33:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cig Ciglar (@cigciglar.bsky.social) reply parent

Maybe that societal judgment was on to something.

30/8/2025, 6:29:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cig Ciglar (@cigciglar.bsky.social) reply parent

Democracy might not be worth fighting for, but don't fuck with those cats. No, seriously

30/8/2025, 6:16:14 PM | 18 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cig Ciglar (@cigciglar.bsky.social)

The nervous energy being created by Texas fans right now might be enough to power the state through the next blackout.

30/8/2025, 6:10:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cig Ciglar (@cigciglar.bsky.social) reply parent

The forehead is a little complimentary, no?

30/8/2025, 6:01:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cig Ciglar (@cigciglar.bsky.social) reply parent

Hey, If there is a guy that I want conducting the proverbial orchestra when the ship goes down ... It was an honor 🫡

30/8/2025, 5:53:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Stipe (@michaelstipe.bsky.social) reposted

I can

I can
30/8/2025, 5:14:21 PM | 15537 3742 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cig Ciglar (@cigciglar.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm still waiting for Obama to turn into the antichrist. He must be playing the really long game.

30/8/2025, 4:42:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cig Ciglar (@cigciglar.bsky.social) reply parent

Arch is built for doing the things that make you a successful NFL quarterback in the long run. That's not necessarily the ingredient you need in college to win a championship in college this year.

30/8/2025, 4:39:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cig Ciglar (@cigciglar.bsky.social) reply parent

Corso represents the sport in a time and place that we love and remember fondly. He deserves his flowers, but people are losing the connection of what amateur athletics was, and it seems like we are grieving that a little bit too.

30/8/2025, 4:22:21 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cig Ciglar (@cigciglar.bsky.social) reply parent

With all due respect! I'll always have Pensacola 😁

30/8/2025, 4:08:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cig Ciglar (@cigciglar.bsky.social) reply parent

He's doing the King George III act. Weird choice.

30/8/2025, 4:05:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cig Ciglar (@cigciglar.bsky.social) reply parent

They're not all bad.

30/8/2025, 3:51:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cig Ciglar (@cigciglar.bsky.social) reply parent

Not knowing what is going on any given day is kind of the problem. You cannot forecast the behavior of mentally unstable pathological liars.

30/8/2025, 3:47:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cig Ciglar (@cigciglar.bsky.social) reply parent

I've been trying to keep the weather weapons a secret from the Republicans, Ok? You're not helping.

30/8/2025, 3:13:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cig Ciglar (@cigciglar.bsky.social) reply parent

This is one of the few things I believe A.I. might actually be better at.

30/8/2025, 3:21:02 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cig Ciglar (@cigciglar.bsky.social) reply parent

She was almost the dumbest Senator. Never could beat out Tubberville or Hyde-Smith. Valiant effort though.

29/8/2025, 6:44:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cig Ciglar (@cigciglar.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s the one thing they are truly passionate about. Hating.

29/8/2025, 12:36:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cig Ciglar (@cigciglar.bsky.social) reply parent

Scathing doesn’t even begin to describe this article 🤣

29/8/2025, 12:14:57 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cig Ciglar (@cigciglar.bsky.social)

Sandwich Guy 2028!

28/8/2025, 11:42:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cig Ciglar (@cigciglar.bsky.social) reply parent

Get your America in decline pictures before it’s too late!

28/8/2025, 11:40:05 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cig Ciglar (@cigciglar.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s a grind and it is endless. Life is poker.

28/8/2025, 11:38:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cig Ciglar (@cigciglar.bsky.social) reply parent

28/8/2025, 10:24:28 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cig Ciglar (@cigciglar.bsky.social) reply parent

We’re rewriting history now. All things are possible.

28/8/2025, 10:01:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cig Ciglar (@cigciglar.bsky.social) reply parent

The gnarly results of the collapse of the human population. Avert your eyes kids!

28/8/2025, 9:57:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cig Ciglar (@cigciglar.bsky.social) reply parent

Feigning ignorance isn’t going to do much to advance your organization or humanity in general.

28/8/2025, 9:37:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cig Ciglar (@cigciglar.bsky.social) reply parent

The relief of not to having to shove that proverbial money up up your proverbial ass though.

28/8/2025, 9:31:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cig Ciglar (@cigciglar.bsky.social) reply parent

The real Super Bowl for Jerry was being discussed long after he was gone.

28/8/2025, 9:25:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cig Ciglar (@cigciglar.bsky.social) reply parent

Any farmer who cannot read the handwriting on the wall must not be able to read.

28/8/2025, 9:11:51 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cig Ciglar (@cigciglar.bsky.social)

There are 31 other teams that are less hilarious. That’s where the true genius of Jerry Jones lies.

28/8/2025, 9:09:54 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cig Ciglar (@cigciglar.bsky.social) reply parent

Closeted homosexuality is their business and business is good. It might be enlightened but is historically republican.

28/8/2025, 8:41:57 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cig Ciglar (@cigciglar.bsky.social) reply parent

Norby Williamson is on his way to becoming a verb.

28/8/2025, 6:29:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cig Ciglar (@cigciglar.bsky.social) reply parent

"The important thing here is that the kids were Christian". That about sums up what we are dealing with here. Less of a government, and more of a public relations firm for right wing causes.

28/8/2025, 6:21:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cig Ciglar (@cigciglar.bsky.social) reply parent

Jesus, that's all it was. Stop choosing to decline America!

28/8/2025, 5:37:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cig Ciglar (@cigciglar.bsky.social) reply parent

After all ... we're not communists, are we? Are we?

28/8/2025, 4:36:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cig Ciglar (@cigciglar.bsky.social) reply parent

I've never purchased a Subway sandwich. This would motivate me to do so. After all, we're not communists Amy.

28/8/2025, 4:25:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cig Ciglar (@cigciglar.bsky.social) reply parent

It's heavier. The water and nitrogen techniques they use now will not separate the crust as much as a heavier gas. The more the veins of oil/gas are separated, the more fruit you bear.

28/8/2025, 4:24:15 PM | 26 1 | View on Bluesky | view