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The whore-r .. the whore-r

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If I recall … Colonel Kurtz in that movie went insane, became a dictator, and was slaughtered like a water buffalo

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Sarah Huckabee cartoons are awesome

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Other changes… Justice Dept now called the Injustice League Heath Dept now is the “Early Death Dept” Veterans is “Bone Spurleas group”

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Dear Leader We thank you for not smiting us with your orange wrath in exchange for our offerings of praise and the sacrifice of our integrity on your golden, urine-soaked alter

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Th other option he was considering “Signal Chat Group for Killing Things”

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some folks are planning on being in power of a bit longer it seems

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Oyster farmer vs ancient sea serpent

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VERY unfriendly foreign invaders are the worst type of unfriendly foreign invaders

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Melania got it somehow … keeps calling every g;@(&( day!

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We are all dying to move to Alabama to work on rockets and marry our attractive siblings

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Born to be criminals ?

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1. Be born rich 2. Don’t pay taxes 3. Kill he who has dirt on you while they’re in prison 4 Bury your ex on an investment property for a tax break 5 Avoid assassination attempts unless staged for your benefit 6. Avoiding paying your workers 7, remember hate sells & the stupid always buy

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Putin can got fico off

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Golden Showers 2… Tales from Epstein’s Bathroom

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BREAKING Trump is dead… to me

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Geeenland get ready

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Start of the worst porn movie plot EVER

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Daily exorcism

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When is the first election ?

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I have been avoiding going to the bathroom since election night just so I can build up my contribution

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You can bury him right there on his golf course!

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I found it…. but I threw the coins into a lake because I was already lucky enough just to be a Canadian

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Trump is describing the feeling of inner peace many get when they know the end is near…. And are excited by the thought that they will soon be reunited with their long lost loves ones in Hell

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“Did you see the size of the ring Taylor got from Travis”?!?’

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… and trying to seduce the Resolute desk

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Trump actually died 3 years ago The creature in the Oval Office is actually a Musk animatronic robot built from CyberTruck parts and beef tallow

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“We said put your hands up OVER your head… don’t make us use the taser during this arrest!!!!”

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Looks like Trump is an agent for both Russia and China.

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I wonder how many victims on Epstein Island Trump told “nothing can stop what’s coming”

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Will be nothing like the welcome party Epstein is planning for Trump in Hell

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The day is still young Thoughts and prayers

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They should move the U.N meeting

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i will be ordering a Charcuterie board

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How you will know Trump has died

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2 pm to 6 pm —- embalming session

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Will Rubio be entombed alive with Trump when he dies so he can serve him in the afterlife… like handmaidens during the time of the pharaohs?

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You’ll know Trump is about to die when they start digging 6 feet deep, and 10 foot wide, golf holes at one of his courses

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Rise of the Ottoman (fucker)

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I have caterers and the bouncy castle rental company of standby

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Sarcasm

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Too bad Turkey isn’t in NATO… we could use them on our side if they ever become a democracy

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I am willing to chip in to get him one on behalf of the people of Canada

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Wonder if this news will impact his golf swing this weekend ?

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I hope RFK Jr is prescribing Trump arsenic for that blue flesh eating virus Putin gave him when they shook hands in Alaska

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Well, he didn’t lie

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Has someone checked the guest room at Stornoway?

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I will one day marry her and become the First Gentleman of Canada … Don’t tell the wife, please

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11 Uber Cock

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Really poor undercover work by the US agents on the ground in Greenland

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Reason #2755 why Canadians don’t want to be a “cherished 51st state”… A burning flag causes more calls for change than a child filled with bullets

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The other 39 % are looking forward to the new Reich

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My guess is the Tesla CyberTruck got a new GPS unit

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As a Canadian, the only Cracker in a Barrel I see is when a MAGA supporter tries to survive a plunge over Niagara Falls

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First peace in Ukraine and now this… Trump is going for ALL the Nobel Prizes

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I was playing road hockey with the kids today and I took a shot right in one of my Lutnicks. It’s now blue like that flesh eating virus on Trump’s hand.

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Sounds good

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How fast can they get from the Maritimes to say…. Mar A Lago?

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I eat chocolate

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No idea what I’m going to wear to the reception

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Kim’s Dong Donald

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I think he mentioned the “voting cattle”?

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Trump uses his coppers to arrest and deport people

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See January 6, 2021

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She I think of Melania I think Artificial, but not Intelligence

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… Trump always begins and ends calls with Hail Hydra

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How hard did he stroke Putin’s @;&4& to cause that bruise !?!

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The actually said “for this President we are gonna need a rope”

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MAGA opposes the burning of American flag… but the US Constitution is kindling to them

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The post-Trump era will feature a glorious reactionary period where even the color orange will be banned

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Not sure but I wouldn’t sit on the cushions afterwards

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Why bother going or coming?

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Just Cabinets… no other sexy furniture ?

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We will now have a wider, cheaper variety of goods not to purchase

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No need… Trump’s going to send the US back a couple hundred years anyway

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Can they reach Mar A Lago from Canada on a full tank? Just asking for no to reason

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Hard to maintain 2 types of aircraft . Might have to bite the bullet on this one… don’t want to screw ourselves just to send Trump an F U. Gotta pick our spots

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How about just a cane ?

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What time is Vance arriving in Ukraine?

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Tell me Ms Maxwell, did the man who can have you moved to a better prison and eventually pardon you (if he likes your answers) ever have sex with the children you & Epstein continually procured for him ? Think carefully before you answer & please be as honest as your self-interest allows you to be

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Trump is a cracker who needs to be in front of a firing squad facing the wrong side of some gun barrels

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Yeah.. I would get banned even if they see my phone’s screensaver lol

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I’m still not buying American goods or travelling to the US until Trump is in a casket buried somewhere on a golf course.

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Sandpaper and holy water

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We don’t want him to come up here tx

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No trade deal is worth having to sit in the golden shower Oval Office twice in a lifetime

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Underage prostitutes beware … he can sniff those out in a second

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Welcome to Canada! Tuesdays are maple syrup night !

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Alina Habba was my favourite chewing gum growing up

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Vance has screwed more ottomans than Vlad the Impaler

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Setting the stage for the repeal of the 13th Amendment

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Is it Eric ?

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yes .. the MAGA good side!