it's the boats, for me. insane incomprehensible boats
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it's the boats, for me. insane incomprehensible boats
— Nate Silver
The Residence ARG
your pfp is right there??
the minute you start earnestly reading 30-post chains Proving It that's you, Wile E Coyote, looking down
the planes and cars crossover movie we need
ive missed out on so much leopard news 😔
jesus is horse ebooks still around?
fuck lol i forgot what year it is
Behold, the #MinCup35 bracket! Use it to follow along, plan campaigns to support your favs, or make predictions on how voting will shake out. We start at the top left on September 1st, then alternate left and right as we work our way down.
going to put this up on VRBO as is
heard an ad on the radio trying to get people to come on down to McDonalds (with the You Only Have 30 Minutes to Eat signs) to watch football together and my brain exploded its football season already?
i was going to joke about sex ed but for mortgages, but i realized my middle schooler regularly gets lessons from school about Dont Do Sports Betting 😔
I want to explain a few things and then it might be clearer why UK trans people are upset. In 2001 I married my wife, Sylvia. In 2005 I started medical transition. (1/13)
the first employees to effectively be replaced by "AI" are the turncoat doctors who do prior auths because they only have to give one answer anyway incredible. I wonder how much of their nesteggs are locked into NVDA
it is *shrugs shoulders and rolls eyes* technically logical
ngram has 1 hit in 1898. probably the same asshole though
i always wondered but never knew! ty!
WERNER HERZOG HAS AN INSTAGRAM NOW www.instagram.com/share/reel/B...
I was just going over some of the celebrity quotes I wrote for Clickhole a decade ago. Here’s a few favorites
yeah, beautiful moment. the Keanu punchline was completely wrecked
Enough is enough. The health of the country is in danger. Read our resignation letters: insidemedicine.substack.com/p/breaking-n...
i was in a bar restroom with a friend who knew the movie was in dev. they were telling me all about the character. they run through the backstory and ask me, ok, whos the worst actor they could have picked? and from a stall we didn't even know was occupied: 'Tom Cruise!' i think about this often
ICE took 2 firefighters OFF THE FUCKING FIRE LINE!?
"look at these weirdos" has always been a strong line of attack
applies to so many things in that picture!
that's a bit fuzzier with the Iraq War... Obama was outspoken against the war in 2002 as a state senator and his attacks on Clinton's war authorization vote was a key differentiator in winning the Dem primary
it feels good to be on the right side of history
carrots fresh out of the garden a few minutes ago, roasted in butter with sage --- baby carrots in fridge water, boiled
For all the dog lovers. This is a classic. Worth seeing again.
lolololol www.nytimes.com/2025/08/27/u...
*smell this picture
security mindset is such that most employees won't even plug their laptop into a 3rd party power brick. exporting 300M rows of data to fuck with it unfettered is appalling
my dad was a cobbler and i feel this picture with the weight of 42 years of nostalgia
god I loved working in a kitchen
hell even the lock screens of laptops for non-classified gov work will tell you any fucking with anything around it will send you to forever jail
most helpful they've been since deployment tbh
the challenges and choices of bimetallism?!
cool, love "common sense" border policy proposals from Dems that would have been insanely far to the right only 20 years ago
this, in combination with real id requirements and id requirements for voting, would introduce enough friction in the whole process to significantly boost Republican disenfranchisement efforts are there ways around it? sure, but that's a lot of steps just for a low turnout midterm
I uploaded a copy of the whistleblower complaint for easier reading. I didn't have "uploads entire Social Security database to AWS" on my bingo card this year, but here we are.
updating all of my football jokes to "Taylor Swift's fiance"
ive been calling it That Weird Bean 🙃
okay but holy shit that's been a lasso the whole time???
Ms Rachel and Dave Portnoy existing on the same list is breaking my brain a bit
didnt realize we were watching soccer
Taylor Swift's boyfriend's labubus honestly feels already baked into a future reality
they should be GRATEFUL for the exposure lmao fuck off
Your alt text is top notch btw
coding websites with MS Word xml, love to see it
someone tried to make the Hugo Boss of website and instead accidentally made the Hugo Intern of website
Looks like this is happening- hope to see yall there
whole lot of people itt learning Newsom was married to Guilfoyle, as if this image hasnt haunted them for 20 years
metro ridership numbers are going to be really telling, I think
regret to add to the discourse this logo has existed for years and no one gave a shit
Core rules of these have a one shot built in Lasers & Feelings, rules light, Star Trek (Honey Heist for bear crimes) Death School, d6 dice pool, 90s action flicks (Lady Blackbird for fantasy steampunk) 9 Lives to Valhalla, full d20 w/ attributes, swords and sorcery but Viking cats
holy shit
the effects kicking in at 1:45 completely fucked me up
This is brilliant and makes me feel sick.
fuuuuuuck
the part of the interview when he talks about Dropbox as part of the band's workflow, is when i also said Doo Doo Golls and changed the station
yeah, the DC Crime Cards backfill data so yesterday will always show less than what will eventually get reported and comparing anything to the current week is silly for example, yesterday, 35 crimes were reported for 8/21, 15 reported for 8/20, 2 for 8/19, and 9 more even older than that
i'm sorry
in the occupied territory of DC: @streetsensedc.bsky.social @ggwash.org @washingtoninformer.com @51st.news @wcp.bsky.social @ethiopique202.bsky.social
that was such a weird collection of notifications this morning love to wake up to a real wtf moment
was on a call with friends tonight and I told the funny cracker barrel joke and another friend joined about an hour later and immediately also said "yeah they removed the cracker and the barrel," so I'm just gonna walk into the ocean forever
what if you naturally have some of these? can you still pick another you dont?
I saw that people came in with chalk today to reinstall it guerrilla style.
before Calvin and Hobbes, Watterson was a political cartoonist
too many jars?
Gavin Newsom would promote Harry Kim
love to evoke Rwandan radio circa 1993-4
* Past 7 Days anyway, it's filled with people that are getting tagged as AI content posters too
Top 50 - Last 7 Days remains winning as a block list generator for shit like this
ho . . . . ho . . . . ho
most woke song ever came out in 1990 and it's an absolute banger youtu.be/JFGQdvYIJ0M?...
Bukele?
really had my expectations for bribes and tasty treats ruined by Shawshank Redemption
also I appreciate the potato chip brand is part of the story
happened earlier today, already reported to the cops, evidence already in the hands of feds, already several mea culpas, and the story filed before the evening news damn that's efficient
"when most people look at a complex formula in Excel they just see a bunch of bullshit. 'look at all those parentheses!' they say, 'what does any of it mean?' "we at Microsoft listen to our customers, and so to mirror customer expectations we're replacing all those formulas with actual bullshit"
vibes spreadsheeting
lmao
wtf
like seriously, if you do not see the Precision of Craft as art, why even talk at all when you're at a restaurant? youre just going to embarrass yourself
wtf what a fucked up comment. when i was a damned line cook every plate i delivered with perfect timing was a work of art. youre damned right i was an artist
i was just thinking, but what if another edible?
i am still a little shocked they used the purge sirens for the sandwich thrower arrest video soundtrack
Joe Noonan 
