Colonel Kwik-E-Mart (@col-kwik-e-mart.bsky.social) / Redsky

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Who will Peter Thiel pick might be the question

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Colonel Kwik-E-Mart (@col-kwik-e-mart.bsky.social) reply parent

Great name

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Colonel Kwik-E-Mart (@col-kwik-e-mart.bsky.social) reply parent

Natch

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Colonel Kwik-E-Mart (@col-kwik-e-mart.bsky.social) reply parent

and Kshama Sawant

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Colonel Kwik-E-Mart (@col-kwik-e-mart.bsky.social) reply parent

Trick question, Stacy. Trump was never shot to begin with

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Colonel Kwik-E-Mart (@col-kwik-e-mart.bsky.social) reply parent

You had a good run, Pitchbot, but your time has passed.

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Gary Gump

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Colonel Kwik-E-Mart (@col-kwik-e-mart.bsky.social) reply parent

So what does happen after 20 years?

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Colonel Kwik-E-Mart (@col-kwik-e-mart.bsky.social) reply parent

I always liked that school scene in Die Hard with a a Vengeance

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Offspring

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The Drug in You is Me

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Not to Touch the Earth

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Black

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Why, do Chicago parks need to be spruced up more?

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Colonel Kwik-E-Mart (@col-kwik-e-mart.bsky.social) reply parent

What we really need to know is if Wes Moore was in China 35 years ago

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Glory

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Jimmy Buffett

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Ron Filipkowski (@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social) reposted

DOGE wasn’t a cost-cutting venture. It was a data mining operation for private interests. Trump opened the gates to the castle from inside for invaders with bad and greedy intent to plunder and exploit.

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Colonel Kwik-E-Mart (@col-kwik-e-mart.bsky.social) reply parent

His concern has reached Susan Collins-level

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‘Beige Meal’. Awesome

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That’s unfair. They’ll both tweet too

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Colonel Kwik-E-Mart (@col-kwik-e-mart.bsky.social) reply parent

You’re overlooking the miraculous healing qualities of beef tallow

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Who unfortunately lit himself on fire and didn’t have any Lucky Charms for Mr Burns

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There’s mental gymnastics and then there’s this

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Colonel Kwik-E-Mart (@col-kwik-e-mart.bsky.social) reply parent

Curse you, senate parliamentarian

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Colonel Kwik-E-Mart (@col-kwik-e-mart.bsky.social) reply parent

Judas Priest - Painkiller

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Colonel Kwik-E-Mart (@col-kwik-e-mart.bsky.social) reply parent

I prefer Tabletime and Allied Biscuit myself

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Colonel Kwik-E-Mart (@col-kwik-e-mart.bsky.social) reply parent

Dad, I know you’re discouraged but please don’t deny the world your fat can

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Colonel Kwik-E-Mart (@col-kwik-e-mart.bsky.social) reply parent

That’s a lot of potato chip bags

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Tubthumping

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With tacit approval from the Supreme Court

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Colonel Kwik-E-Mart (@col-kwik-e-mart.bsky.social) reply parent

@kenmartin.bsky.social please resign and let’s get @benwikler.bsky.social instead

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Stupid cordless phone!

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Bolton had burn bags in his secret room

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We need to stop talking about mass incarceration as being something bad and be more positive

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Colonel Kwik-E-Mart (@col-kwik-e-mart.bsky.social)

Apparently Trump considers this movie to be a rom com

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Colonel Kwik-E-Mart (@col-kwik-e-mart.bsky.social) reply parent

Because their Russian salaries don’t include travel expenses

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Trump leans into his use of red carpets

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Colonel Kwik-E-Mart (@col-kwik-e-mart.bsky.social) reply parent

There’s no way those guys are any type of law enforcement

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Colonel Kwik-E-Mart (@col-kwik-e-mart.bsky.social) reply parent

What’s the sound of one hand clapping?

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Colonel Kwik-E-Mart (@col-kwik-e-mart.bsky.social) reply parent

What the hell are you talking about?

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Colonel Kwik-E-Mart (@col-kwik-e-mart.bsky.social) reply parent

Actually any corporate media journalist or GOPer could’ve written this

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People over Profit (@people-over-profit.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

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Colonel Kwik-E-Mart (@col-kwik-e-mart.bsky.social) reply parent

Ganesha

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Colonel Kwik-E-Mart (@col-kwik-e-mart.bsky.social) reply parent

I wouldn’t be surprised if Duffy is a flat earther

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Colonel Kwik-E-Mart (@col-kwik-e-mart.bsky.social) reply parent

Wrong, he’s welcoming Putin to ‘Russia’

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Colonel Kwik-E-Mart (@col-kwik-e-mart.bsky.social) reply parent

But not as good for keeping down the urges

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Bob Cesca (@bobcesca.bsky.social) reposted

The most Orwellian magic trick Donald pulled off was successfully convincing millions of Americans that a small, whiny, fragile, ungainly 80s teen movie villain is an iron-jawed, masculine, alpha strong-man.

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Colonel Kwik-E-Mart (@col-kwik-e-mart.bsky.social) reply parent

He criticizes fascism in Demolition Man, FWIW

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James Hetfield

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Jimmy Dore is vaxxed

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Colonel Kwik-E-Mart (@col-kwik-e-mart.bsky.social) reply parent

My money is on Grok

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Colonel Kwik-E-Mart (@col-kwik-e-mart.bsky.social) reply parent

Just smoking harmless tobacco

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Colonel Kwik-E-Mart (@col-kwik-e-mart.bsky.social) reply parent

Buy me Nutting Challenge or go to hell!

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Colonel Kwik-E-Mart (@col-kwik-e-mart.bsky.social) reply parent

And he was still unaware at this point that his dad is Chief Wiggum

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Colonel Kwik-E-Mart (@col-kwik-e-mart.bsky.social) reply parent

Quiet time at our local adoration chapel

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Colonel Kwik-E-Mart (@col-kwik-e-mart.bsky.social) reply parent

And I, for one, welcome our new potato chip overlords

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Colonel Kwik-E-Mart (@col-kwik-e-mart.bsky.social) reply parent

Let’s ask Aileen Canon

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Colonel Kwik-E-Mart (@col-kwik-e-mart.bsky.social) reply parent

First of all, WTH still uses cable or satellite?

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NY Times Pitchbot (@nytpitchbot.bsky.social) reposted

Whether it’s Trump and Netanyahu refusing to feed starving Gazans or a farmers market vendor refusing to sell Alan Dershowitz a pierogi, both sides are guilty of withholding food from hungry people.

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Colonel Kwik-E-Mart (@col-kwik-e-mart.bsky.social) reply parent

Like this

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Colonel Kwik-E-Mart (@col-kwik-e-mart.bsky.social) reply parent

Is the Epstein list Mamdani’s Katrina?

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Colonel Kwik-E-Mart (@col-kwik-e-mart.bsky.social) reply parent

It's true, we're so lame

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My favorite of his is Jumanji

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