Sadly no, but one who was convinced it was coming brought in 6 bags of Halloween candy they feared would go to waste.
Sadly no, but one who was convinced it was coming brought in 6 bags of Halloween candy they feared would go to waste.
If they can’t impeach him, embarrass the hell out of him every chance you get.
That and Fariacci got me. Blame intrusive AI
I call it: Now is NOT the time to fill your Depends, Donald. 👨🎨
If her looks could kill I am almost certain he would have expired atleast a decade ago.
Who butchered your article?
Eat them all and you’re gonna need to take an elemelon pee
Well that didn’t start well or last very long.
Here we go
Apparently it just doesn’t matter
No need to get prickly
On top being an obvious bitch.
The eternal flickering lamp is lit…
I liked when they were climbing up the side of a building and end up in a casual convo with Don Ho or Frank Sinatra.
That’s my grammies grasshopper pie from 1976. If you eat half a pie you will get the leprechaun trots.
None here in NJ. Please share your lists of who the advertisers are ao we can also apply pressure.
The President is petty, thin-skinned, and unfit to lead our diverse nation.
That’s why you have to take them out at the knees.
Us low brow call it the yam shits
Trump anything is the worst everything.
Fuck. This. Guy.
Wiffle ball stuff
Name one network that is not a knee bender. Start there.
Someone’s mom kicked them out of the basement for stealing her unmentionables to use as masks.
In New Jersey dispensaries are like Wegmans
Actually you could have used none.
Maybe Brian should step up and accept the first jab. Be a leader.
This is ‘24 to ‘25 ?
Best explained using charades
Chad hanged himself
The man is political cucold.
It’s not a base. It’s a campus.
More like Tommy Hodson than Tom Brady.
I would sooner listen to a podcast consisting of six chattering raccoons than any AI slop.
Not even the ones with the guns
The most impressive part to me is how fast it all had to happen. That was a missile.
Grandpa would say he has a cramp in his gumption.
In an unrelated (?) happening , the USMNT got it’s collective dicks dragged in the dirt on home soil, a year away from hosting the world cup, by South Korea. Karma is a thing.
Is it that one?
Do they have any authority to ask/ enforce that?
Yeah. But I would actually enjoy that movie.
He seems void of it.
Only one more thing we need him to hear for the first time.
Sister Mary Elephant.
Fuck this guy
Ah, he was negative five years old when Pearl Harbor happened.
This confirms the tiny penis.
He needs to wake up with a stiff neck and hit the IL.
I think that’s some sort of enabler’s guilt
We hear you in NJ! And when they come for NYC that’s just what we’ll do. No kings
I wouldn’t feel safe unless they gave him a t-shirt cannon armed with footlong italian hoagies.
Probably did some mortgage fraud along the way.
Great to hear. Maybe now we could leave a few less toys under the tree for the military and invest in the American people.
Great QB. Suspect citizen.
Maybe give them the long range missiles and lets find out.
Like a soccer stadium
Both are reminiscent of what a Boy Scout would enter in a soapbox derby if starting with a wombat poop.
Brave on Irsay, feckless on Trump
Pittsburgh for everyone
If Guliani looked at that photo he’d see a six masted catamaran. 😵💫
Two tiny penises.
I like how he said “another”. Self confidence is a skill just like a 98 mph fastball.
The embarrassment IS already in the room with him.
About as easily as a congressman
I’ve seen this movie. It stinks.
Aproval is still to damn high. Wake up people.
As long as we are microwaving those footlongs to 200 degrees prior to loading.
Yankee stadium is just as bad.
Careful, somewhere there’s a sniper on over watch armed with a weedwacker.
Tell me why I can’t stop laughing at the orange vests
They were fantastic jelly beans. My mother was president of the NE small business association and was in a meeting with him. Brought me home a handful
Gotta show the lame attempt at retribution
This is a much improved telling of the carrot or the stick parable.
Fuck that
Has someone verified that she isn’t confusing artificial intelligence and anal intercourse?
We are all obviously failing to see that he has an egg in each pocket and he must complete the circuit with the oefs intact. Either that or he is super constipated.
That’s dumb.
Don’t keep your narcotics in your Dorito bag.
Tv just said more than half sox ab have been with a runner in scoring position. That’s wild.
That Wally head needs to visit Jobu
Not in tonight’s lineup but replacing Abreu who went on injured list today.
I hope he takes a foot long Italian with extra oil and vinegar to the dome. 50% tip if it reaches hypersonic velocity.
Pity the poor lance corporal who will man the presidential pooper scooper.
Last night they aired the episode where Henry goes home. My all time favorite until that final scene.
If your mom taught you to mix chemical cleaning agents I hope you ignored the majority of her advice.
I bet it is shaped like a taco
He’s referring to the 1000s of nat guard he is feeding with McDonalds gift certificates.
I see big bill boards
A second trucking, and no flags for piling on.
Janky
This parody owes us a slew of dead drummers.
