Eric Umansky (@ericumansky.bsky.social) reposted
You know that boat the administration blew up? A former law enforcement official told the NYT the boat seemed to be carrying not drugs but *’migrants * www.nytimes.com/2025/09/03/u...
Not AI, I’m just like this.
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view profile on Bluesky Eric Umansky (@ericumansky.bsky.social) reposted
You know that boat the administration blew up? A former law enforcement official told the NYT the boat seemed to be carrying not drugs but *’migrants * www.nytimes.com/2025/09/03/u...
NY Times Pitchbot (@nytpitchbot.bsky.social) reposted
No one knows exactly what was on the Venezuelan boat that was struck by the US military, but the fact that the strike was okayed by the president’s son suggests that there was no cocaine aboard.
Craig Dodge (@craigdodge.bsky.social) reply parent
You know it’s because it has “urban” in the name.
Craig Dodge (@craigdodge.bsky.social) reply parent
CBS News was dead the moment Paramount agreed to a Commissar.
Mike Drucker (@mikedrucker.bsky.social) reposted
I dunno, if you can’t even find common ground with them on the “pedophiles are bad” issue, maybe they just aren’t fucking interested in meeting in the middle on anything
Craig Dodge (@craigdodge.bsky.social) reply parent
Tom Homan is still a bitch.
Craig Dodge (@craigdodge.bsky.social) reply parent
the consequences of crossing the marco rubicon is he’ll be in your cabinet meetings and you can watch his soul slowly die
Craig Dodge (@craigdodge.bsky.social) reply parent
I don’t want to get between Ted and his flight to Cancun when his constituents are dying.
Craig Dodge (@craigdodge.bsky.social)
Seems really fucking relevant to the kids you raped.
Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) reposted
Epstein survivor Marina Lacerda: "The worst part is that the government is still in possession right now of documents & information that could help me remember and get over all of this maybe, and help me heal. They have documents w/ my name on them that were confiscated from Jeffrey Epstein's house"
Craig Dodge (@craigdodge.bsky.social) reply parent
Because troops from rural areas will have less sympathy for city civilians. Same reason China brought in troops from the countryside for Tiananmen Square.
Craig Dodge (@craigdodge.bsky.social) reply parent
Craig Dodge (@craigdodge.bsky.social)
My far-left opinion: Hitler still sucks.
Craig Dodge (@craigdodge.bsky.social) reply parent
using the legal concept of “nuh uh”
Acyn (@acyn.bsky.social) reposted
AOC: If anybody says “this isn’t fair, I'm gonna have to divest all my stocks if I run for congress” maybe you should stay home.
Kevin M. Kruse (@kevinmkruse.bsky.social) reposted
Terrific piece by @mehdirhasan.bsky.social for @theguardian.com. The country desperately needs congressional Democrats to get their shit together, and it needs to happen sooner rather than later.
Stephanie Mencimer (@smencimer.bsky.social) reposted
National Guardsmen now stationed outside our DC building confirmed that the only thing they can do if they witness a crime is call 911. The have no more authority than my office mate to intervene. Despite the handcuffs, they can't make arrests. They are very expensive mall cops.
skáld (@danglinghemmie.bsky.social) reposted
the hot new trend of 2031 is trad wives burying their dead, unvaccinated children
Steven Beschloss (@stevenbeschloss.bsky.social) reposted
Why didn’t some of the Epstein survivors speak out earlier? “I thought someone was going to kill me,” one explained. As another asked, “Why did the government work so hard to protect Jeffrey Epstein and not victims like me?”
Punish the Villains (@internethippo.bsky.social) reposted
How did we get an entire corporate and political world full of scumbags and bastards, all we did was incentivize that behavior at every turn
Craig Dodge (@craigdodge.bsky.social) reply parent
If you want fetal consent just show them the world Republicans want for them.
Craig Dodge (@craigdodge.bsky.social) reply parent
West Coast is Best Coast
Andy Craig (@andycraig.bsky.social) reposted
This is like watching a Victorian time traveler befuddled at trying to work an iPhone. Just completely lost and confused by all the intervening context of the different era he's now in.
The Volatile Mermaid (@ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social) reposted
Nobody is “grooming” your kids to be gay or trans but people ARE grooming them to be Nazis.
jen 🌻 (@bunnibytz.bsky.social) reposted
KASIE HUNT: Over the summer you said, “There’s no vaccine that’s safe and effective”. Do you still believe that? RFK JR: “I never said that.” KASIE HUNT: “Play the clip.” RFK JR (clip): “There’s no vaccine that is safe and effective.” (March 2024) ht: @cwebbonline.com
Michael Hobbes (@michaelhobbes.bsky.social) reposted
40% of Republicans think the COVID vaccine killed more people than the COVID virus. One in four believe that QAnon is real. No matter how far they radicalize, we are told over and over again that the people being rude to them are the problem.
William B. Fuckley (@opinionhaver.bsky.social) reposted
Yeah it’s sort of funny but I’m a 100% unironic believer in that “good times create weak men” shit now, it’s totally accurate, it’s just that the kind of guys who posted it the last few years were the weak men in question.
Craig Dodge (@craigdodge.bsky.social) reply parent
The buck stops with Biden.
Jon Cooper (@joncooper-us.bsky.social) reposted
A victim of convicted sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein has revealed how a group of survivors is compiling a client list of their own.
Michael (@fleerultra.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
think about how rotten your soul has to be, how broken your moral compass, to think drag queen story hour is a sign of social decay but snuff films of war crimes is exemplary, stand out, should be shared far and wide. these people are sick
Craig Dodge (@craigdodge.bsky.social)
Craig Dodge (@craigdodge.bsky.social)
Gary! Yes I’m serious, and don’t call me Gary.
Kevin M. Kruse (@kevinmkruse.bsky.social) reposted
The president is sending the military to control American cities and if you're a reporter who's framing that illegal power grab as "pushing the boundaries of constitutionality" or "acting boldly to fight crime" or whatever, please go find another line of work where you won't get us all killed.
Dave Levitan (@davelevitan.bsky.social) reposted
I know, I know, but: The president of the US saying, literally, "we're going in" in reference to sending the military to an American city for no reason beyond terrorizing the local population should be the most immediately impeachable shit imaginable
Punish the Villains (@internethippo.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Guy who shrieked about tyranny when they closed Applebees during a pandemic: Mr President sir I saw a homeless man downtown today please send in the 82nd Airborne
Craig Dodge (@craigdodge.bsky.social)
Since he’s so concerned about crime, and he has 34 felony convictions, maybe he should take those National Guards and shove them straight up his ass?
Craig Dodge (@craigdodge.bsky.social) reply parent
If it’s school shooting, look it’s a small percentage, no big deal. If it lets him deploy his goon squad: ONE INCIDENT IS TOO MANY
Craig Dodge (@craigdodge.bsky.social) reply parent
Sure glad he’s keeping us out of foreign wars!
Craig Dodge (@craigdodge.bsky.social)
But somebody beat up one person, Big Balls, so now we have armed military on the streets.
Steven Beschloss (@stevenbeschloss.bsky.social) reposted
Surely, the decision to hold a military spectacle at that time is just coincidence.
Marisa Kabas (@marisakabas.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
some other asshole with a toupee: alabama rules, the president is great
Marisa Kabas (@marisakabas.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
some other asshole: we need to control the sky
mtsw (@mtsw.bsky.social) reposted
starmer is doing all the anti-immigrant and anti-trans "popularism" stuff the centrists are demanding US dems do and this is the predictable result:
Craig Dodge (@craigdodge.bsky.social)
Yesh, itsh those elitish jurorsh *hick*
Marko Silberhand (@markosilberhand.bsky.social) reposted
. THIS is one of the biggest problems of our time . . . ⬇️ ⬇️ ⬇️ .
Mike Masnick (@mmasnick.bsky.social) reposted
It's so weird how Greenwald and Nate Silver and the like—who aren't even here—keep insisting that Bluesky is pro-DNC, when I've yet to see anyone here ever say anything nice about the DNC at all. Also, evaporating? Lol. Bluesky now sends WAY more traffic to @techdirt.com than Twitter *ever* did.
Craig Dodge (@craigdodge.bsky.social) reply parent
Happy birthday @deirdreassenza.bsky.social !
Craig Dodge (@craigdodge.bsky.social) reply parent
This must have happened several times in the past, given how full of shit he is.
jamelle (@jamellebouie.net) reposted
Vance follows a coterie of online Nazis on X, has described Curtis Yarvin as a major intellectual influence, and openly attacks immigrants in blood and soil terms. The response of most of the political press? "Doesn't look like anything to me."
Ian Boudreau (@ianboudreau.com) reposted
Seems bad that the gulf between the reality you can go outside and see and experience yourself, and the one the political press describes, is widening very rapidly
David Roberts (@volts.wtf) reposted reply parent
Somehow our diseased information environment has produced the net outcome that *the pandemic is considered a political problem for Dems*, not the party that lied about it & got people killed at every juncture. The party that tried, but not perfectly, to save lives, is being forced to apologize.
Craig Dodge (@craigdodge.bsky.social) reply parent
Bigly, even.
Craig Dodge (@craigdodge.bsky.social) reply parent
Water pollution is not cool.
Craig Dodge (@craigdodge.bsky.social) reply parent
“Hard work leads to economic gains”
Craig Dodge (@craigdodge.bsky.social) reply parent
Ahem.
Craig Dodge (@craigdodge.bsky.social)
Craig Dodge (@craigdodge.bsky.social)
Tech bros: AI is gonna take everyone’s job. AI:
Craig Dodge (@craigdodge.bsky.social) reply parent
asterisks, heavy on the “ass” part
Craig Dodge (@craigdodge.bsky.social) reply parent
Craig Dodge (@craigdodge.bsky.social) reply parent
Nate Lead. Really dense and too much exposure causes brain damage.
Craig Dodge (@craigdodge.bsky.social) reply parent
Things would be looking up either way.
Craig Dodge (@craigdodge.bsky.social) reply parent
also artifacts from the “enhancement” of the image
River doesn't know what to say (@riverraven.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
'blue states closed too early' is said by the same people who are working to close public schools, so you know it's not that they care about children's education.
Craig Dodge (@craigdodge.bsky.social) reply parent
*FORMER Microsoft Employees
Craig Dodge (@craigdodge.bsky.social) reply parent
I miss the days when the films and the witnesses were enough.
Craig Dodge (@craigdodge.bsky.social) reply parent
See, I can tell this is satire because it’s too “dog bites man” for normal news.
Brendel (@brendelbored.bsky.social) reposted
For being completely unimportant these goofballs really can’t shut the fuck up about us
Craig Dodge (@craigdodge.bsky.social) reply parent
Swing shift janitor. I think it was around $3.25/hr.
Craig Dodge (@craigdodge.bsky.social)
Craig Dodge (@craigdodge.bsky.social) reply parent
“journalist”
Craig Dodge (@craigdodge.bsky.social) reply parent
Nate Lead. Really dense and too much exposure causes brain damage.
Craig Dodge (@craigdodge.bsky.social) reply parent
Really stepped barefoot on that brick, didn’t ya?
Craig Dodge (@craigdodge.bsky.social) reply parent
Goddamnit autocorrect, I didn’t want an apostrophe. *eye twitches*
Mike Drucker (@mikedrucker.bsky.social) reposted
This social media site will not and cannot succeed until everybody pats me on the head and tells me I’m a good boy for all my opinions
Craig Dodge (@craigdodge.bsky.social) reply parent
Keep on truckin’.
Craig Dodge (@craigdodge.bsky.social) reply parent
IDK maybe a six-pack of Joe Biden’s melted together.
Craig Dodge (@craigdodge.bsky.social) reply parent
Did he at least cover the spread?
Britton Herring (@britton-herring.bsky.social) reposted
This photo was taken of miners at the end of their shift during the Gilded Age before they were unionized. This Labor Day remember the blood, sweat, and tears that those before us paid to give the working class the basic rights we enjoy today. #UnionStrong #HappyLaborDay #NoGodsNoMasters
Craig Dodge (@craigdodge.bsky.social) reply parent
11/10 no notes
Ami Berger (@amiberger.bsky.social) reposted
Goodnight, loon Goodnight, all those waiting for The News to come soon Goodnight, "proof" of life Goodnight, garbage wife Goodnight, weird hand bruises Goodnight, red hat losers Goodnight, nobody Goodnight, cow And goodnight to the internet whispering "let it be now"
Craig Dodge (@craigdodge.bsky.social) reply parent
Gotta start early for that 3 am sundowning
Craig Dodge (@craigdodge.bsky.social) reply parent
I guess better rifles than the pistols that go off when you look at them wrong.
Joshua Erlich (@joshuaerlich.bsky.social) reposted
considering republicans are trying to traffic children literally as we speak, “we will protect your children from republicans” is a broadly applicable goal that seems easy to sell but i guess we don’t talk about child safety at the kitchen table?
Tom Lommel (@tomlommel.com) reposted
Official Statement For Immediate Release On the evening of August 30, 2025, in New Hampshire, Mayor Giuliani was flagged down by a woman with beautiful blonde hair and sumptuous red lipstick who had mistakenly missed a left turn at Albuquerque. Upon learning the woman was in fact a cartoon rabbit,
oldfriend99 (@oldfriend99.bsky.social) reposted
Rudy Giuliani has been released from hospital after doctors realized he just looks like that
A.R. Moxon (@juliusgoat.bsky.social) reposted
we can just keep saying he's dead and refusing to credit or acknowledge anyone who refers to him being alive, this will work, trust me and just follow my lead
Craig Dodge (@craigdodge.bsky.social) reply parent
Sebastian Gorka molests goats. See? The rest of us can make shit up too.
Craig Dodge (@craigdodge.bsky.social)
No one is turning trans to molest children because child molesters can just join the GOP to get protection.
Thomas Zimmer (@thomaszimmer.bsky.social) reposted
Not a very long path from "Why wouldn't you want the regime to deploy federal troops in your city when it reduces carjackings?" to "Why would you be opposed to the erection of internment camps for deviants when it reduces crime?" And a good chunk of mainstream media will just follow along.
Craig Dodge (@craigdodge.bsky.social) reply parent
Cool. Now do the Epstein files.
Craig Dodge (@craigdodge.bsky.social) reply parent
Craig Dodge (@craigdodge.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh come on. I’m used to being lied to, but Jesus Christ.
Craig Dodge (@craigdodge.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh I understood that reference.
Craig Dodge (@craigdodge.bsky.social) reply parent
Craig Dodge (@craigdodge.bsky.social) reply parent
DO A BACKFLIP