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Dunce Confederate

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created November 14, 2024

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Profile picture Dunce Confederate (@crumpeta.bsky.social) reply parent

I investigated myself and find myself not guilty and in fact awesome.

29/8/2025, 10:21:49 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dunce Confederate (@crumpeta.bsky.social) reply parent

THINGS ARE GOING SO WELL THAT WE ARE GOING TO HOLD A PANIC CONVENTION.

28/8/2025, 3:56:59 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dunce Confederate (@crumpeta.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s a mind virus.

24/8/2025, 2:31:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dunce Confederate (@crumpeta.bsky.social) reply parent

It seems to be a humorous jab—likely a typo of ChatGPT as ChatGTP, which might be intentional for comedic effect or a simple misspelling. Either way, it reflects a bit of skepticism or curiosity about how reliant people are on AI tools like ChatGPT. Would you like a witty reply?

8/8/2025, 8:35:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dunce Confederate (@crumpeta.bsky.social) reply parent

Right after the golden ballroom is built.

8/8/2025, 8:30:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dunce Confederate (@crumpeta.bsky.social) reply parent

The only correct answer.

7/8/2025, 11:47:34 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dunce Confederate (@crumpeta.bsky.social) reply parent

The cruelty is the point.

7/8/2025, 11:43:50 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dunce Confederate (@crumpeta.bsky.social) reply parent

Wow. Somebody at Newsmax is about to get a talking to.

7/8/2025, 2:35:21 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dunce Confederate (@crumpeta.bsky.social) reply parent

The self-humiliation is fascinating. No intensity is seemingly too much.

6/8/2025, 6:25:17 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dunce Confederate (@crumpeta.bsky.social) reply parent

Little baby hands.

4/8/2025, 12:29:26 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dunce Confederate (@crumpeta.bsky.social) reply parent

Then the rest of the thread is followed by maga cultists twisting in knots to get a different answer from Grok. Every time.

3/8/2025, 9:49:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dunce Confederate (@crumpeta.bsky.social) reply parent

BiDenS AcoNemee!

1/8/2025, 7:55:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dunce Confederate (@crumpeta.bsky.social) reply parent

Buttery males!

1/8/2025, 4:00:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dunce Confederate (@crumpeta.bsky.social) reply parent

Bookmarking to read later.

31/7/2025, 3:36:39 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dunce Confederate (@crumpeta.bsky.social) reply parent

Insert “imagine if this was Obama here”

29/7/2025, 2:04:29 PM | 57 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dunce Confederate (@crumpeta.bsky.social) reply parent

The early worm gets eaten. Stay in bed worm.

24/7/2025, 5:28:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dunce Confederate (@crumpeta.bsky.social) reply parent

No emotional injury is too small for little hands Donnie.

24/7/2025, 5:27:23 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dunce Confederate (@crumpeta.bsky.social) reply parent

You know they’re in trouble because they’re discounting new teslas which is a rare thing.

24/7/2025, 5:25:52 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dunce Confederate (@crumpeta.bsky.social) reply parent

Buttery Males!

24/7/2025, 5:24:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dunce Confederate (@crumpeta.bsky.social) reply parent

The files that don’t exist? /s

16/7/2025, 11:22:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dunce Confederate (@crumpeta.bsky.social) reply parent

To be fair, he is a complete idiot.

9/7/2025, 12:57:03 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dunce Confederate (@crumpeta.bsky.social) reply parent

They’re such snowflakes.

8/7/2025, 1:53:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dunce Confederate (@crumpeta.bsky.social) reply parent

Try as he might he will never be in the same caliber as the other presidents. He thinks going thru the motions is enough.

8/7/2025, 1:52:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dunce Confederate (@crumpeta.bsky.social) reply parent

Sometimes the only option is to sleep like that.

8/7/2025, 1:50:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dunce Confederate (@crumpeta.bsky.social) reply parent

Cosplay

26/6/2025, 1:28:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dunce Confederate (@crumpeta.bsky.social) reply parent

One hell of a night.

22/6/2025, 10:36:58 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dunce Confederate (@crumpeta.bsky.social) reply parent

Facts and their liberal bias! /s

22/6/2025, 8:20:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dunce Confederate (@crumpeta.bsky.social) reply parent

“Too many holidays!” Said no one ever.

20/6/2025, 1:22:45 AM | 17 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dunce Confederate (@crumpeta.bsky.social) reply parent

They’re not dumb. They’re smart and know what they’re doing. They’re the flames of the very fire they decry.

9/6/2025, 12:50:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dunce Confederate (@crumpeta.bsky.social) reply parent

Wtf

5/6/2025, 4:07:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dunce Confederate (@crumpeta.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s always tough talk and no evidence.

30/5/2025, 6:18:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dunce Confederate (@crumpeta.bsky.social) reply parent

I never understood. Was Heathcliff meant to be a discount Garfield?

27/5/2025, 7:38:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dunce Confederate (@crumpeta.bsky.social) reply parent

It is gross how much they’re promoting his book on cnn.

23/5/2025, 1:14:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dunce Confederate (@crumpeta.bsky.social) reply parent

There it is.

17/5/2025, 1:57:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dunce Confederate (@crumpeta.bsky.social) reply parent

24 hours.

17/5/2025, 12:50:04 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dunce Confederate (@crumpeta.bsky.social) reply parent

Delete.

15/5/2025, 4:37:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dunce Confederate (@crumpeta.bsky.social) reply parent

Another example of El Stupido self-tax.

15/5/2025, 1:16:44 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dunce Confederate (@crumpeta.bsky.social) reply parent

Translation: I know about it and I made money the shady way.

14/5/2025, 8:48:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dunce Confederate (@crumpeta.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s amazing how such a smart person can play dumb.

14/5/2025, 4:13:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dunce Confederate (@crumpeta.bsky.social) reply parent

El Stupido tax.

14/5/2025, 4:11:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dunce Confederate (@crumpeta.bsky.social) reply parent

The best sentences some say.

14/5/2025, 4:11:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dunce Confederate (@crumpeta.bsky.social) reply parent

Heart Emoji for villans.

14/5/2025, 4:10:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dunce Confederate (@crumpeta.bsky.social) reply parent

Go Steve!

14/5/2025, 2:04:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fixed it.

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12/5/2025, 5:46:31 PM | 4402 962 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dunce Confederate (@crumpeta.bsky.social) reply parent

Very cool and very legal.

12/5/2025, 3:10:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dunce Confederate (@crumpeta.bsky.social) reply parent

This is the only type of zoom call I’d be interested in.

12/5/2025, 2:23:40 PM | 89 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dunce Confederate (@crumpeta.bsky.social) reply parent

I do see your point but their attitude is hard to forgive since essentially it boils down to ‘I don’t care unless it affects me and then everybody needs to care about me.’ It evokes a purposeful lack of empathy which is necessary of a kind society.

10/5/2025, 1:48:37 PM | 12 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dunce Confederate (@crumpeta.bsky.social) reply parent

She showed up to the White House? I wonder how much she charged.

8/5/2025, 11:56:44 PM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dunce Confederate (@crumpeta.bsky.social) reply parent

By his reasoning neither is he nor the orange stain.

8/5/2025, 11:55:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dunce Confederate (@crumpeta.bsky.social) reply parent

I do hate her in America. Maybe she can go to Lybia.

8/5/2025, 11:47:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dunce Confederate (@crumpeta.bsky.social) reply parent

8/5/2025, 11:43:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dunce Confederate (@crumpeta.bsky.social) reply parent

She is as a top contender for foul tv personalities.

8/5/2025, 11:41:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dunce Confederate (@crumpeta.bsky.social) reply parent

Up with the WMP!

8/5/2025, 11:41:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dunce Confederate (@crumpeta.bsky.social) reply parent

So much snowflaking today.

8/5/2025, 11:40:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dunce Confederate (@crumpeta.bsky.social) reply parent

She sure is full of mental illness.

8/5/2025, 11:39:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dunce Confederate (@crumpeta.bsky.social) reply parent

Dumbest admin in history.

8/5/2025, 11:38:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dunce Confederate (@crumpeta.bsky.social) reply parent

So she’s a terrible person is the short version.

8/5/2025, 11:37:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dunce Confederate (@crumpeta.bsky.social) reply parent

Murder plot.

4/5/2025, 9:35:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dunce Confederate (@crumpeta.bsky.social) reply parent

“Do republicans ever think.” should be the entire sentence.

2/5/2025, 5:27:54 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/4/2025, 1:29:18 PM | 24 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dunce Confederate (@crumpeta.bsky.social) reply parent

Another republican case of BuT I’m SpeCiAL!!

25/4/2025, 2:08:56 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dunce Confederate (@crumpeta.bsky.social) reply parent

These 100 days sure have been a long 24 hours.

24/4/2025, 10:40:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dunce Confederate (@crumpeta.bsky.social) reply parent

Catcaracha

24/4/2025, 10:39:49 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dunce Confederate (@crumpeta.bsky.social) reply parent

2028 Dummies: Hold my Bud Lite.

24/4/2025, 10:26:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dunce Confederate (@crumpeta.bsky.social) reply parent

This is fine.

24/4/2025, 10:24:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dunce Confederate (@crumpeta.bsky.social) reply parent

He would say he’s none of those 5 things.

24/4/2025, 10:23:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dunce Confederate (@crumpeta.bsky.social) reply parent

If only my job had a reason for using a slide like that on a large projection. Very envious.

24/4/2025, 3:35:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dunce Confederate (@crumpeta.bsky.social) reply parent

Duh. Being sober is so woke.

24/4/2025, 2:37:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dunce Confederate (@crumpeta.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s not weaponization/nazi/fascist/racist/deplorable/illegal if the R is doing it.

17/4/2025, 5:36:46 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dunce Confederate (@crumpeta.bsky.social) reply parent

Finally someone making sense.

16/4/2025, 4:26:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dunce Confederate (@crumpeta.bsky.social) reply parent

That’s me taking off the wet UV swim shirt.

13/4/2025, 9:37:31 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dunce Confederate (@crumpeta.bsky.social) reply parent

He was a Panican. It’s always projection.

9/4/2025, 9:14:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dunce Confederate (@crumpeta.bsky.social) reply parent

Next up: Dying is actually really healthy for you!

9/4/2025, 6:39:40 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dunce Confederate (@crumpeta.bsky.social) reply parent

Nah. That was the plan all along. Until it isn’t. He’s playing poker on the chessboard. Plus he would never backdown until he does. He’s not a coward except for when he’s peeing his diaper.

9/4/2025, 6:18:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dunce Confederate (@crumpeta.bsky.social) reply parent

Grifter is going to grift.

9/4/2025, 12:39:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dunce Confederate (@crumpeta.bsky.social) reply parent

We don’t need no education.

9/4/2025, 8:42:10 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dunce Confederate (@crumpeta.bsky.social) reply parent

Under what circumstance would she need to hold that weapon for her job? Oh right. None. It’s all theater.

8/4/2025, 10:37:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dunce Confederate (@crumpeta.bsky.social) reply parent

Wasn’t he the one who said money does not matter when it was down?

7/4/2025, 8:11:33 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dunce Confederate (@crumpeta.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s also a perfect example of the false dilemma logical fallacy.

6/4/2025, 3:40:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dunce Confederate (@crumpeta.bsky.social) reply parent

Mamma gotta teach how to grift early on.

6/4/2025, 2:37:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dunce Confederate (@crumpeta.bsky.social) reply parent

The pattern is the numbers are the bigliest! Nobody has seen numbers this bigly before!

4/4/2025, 4:25:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dunce Confederate (@crumpeta.bsky.social) reply parent

Better yet maybe they deserve it.

3/4/2025, 2:59:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dunce Confederate (@crumpeta.bsky.social) reply parent

But Rafael sounds so brown.

3/4/2025, 2:58:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dunce Confederate (@crumpeta.bsky.social) reply parent

They even dressed up for the occasion.

3/4/2025, 2:57:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dunce Confederate (@crumpeta.bsky.social) reply parent

He didn’t need the truck to be annoying.

2/4/2025, 3:11:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dunce Confederate (@crumpeta.bsky.social) reply parent

Red is good right? It means extra republicany ?

2/4/2025, 1:44:07 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dunce Confederate (@crumpeta.bsky.social) reply parent

It was the bestliest of times, it was the worstliest of times.

2/4/2025, 1:39:08 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dunce Confederate (@crumpeta.bsky.social) reply parent

I got extra fries at the bottom of the bag. It was clearly the bigliest win of the night for republicans! Make fries extra greasy again!

2/4/2025, 12:55:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dunce Confederate (@crumpeta.bsky.social) reply parent

Buttery males!

2/4/2025, 1:00:49 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dunce Confederate (@crumpeta.bsky.social) reply parent

And he’s the puppet.

2/4/2025, 12:58:49 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dunce Confederate (@crumpeta.bsky.social) reply parent

Couldn’t have happened to a nicer racist.

2/4/2025, 12:57:42 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dunce Confederate (@crumpeta.bsky.social) reply parent

Who would be the worst to be in a stuck elevator with?

2/4/2025, 12:56:19 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dunce Confederate (@crumpeta.bsky.social) reply parent

Money. Cannot. Buy. Taste.

2/4/2025, 12:55:16 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dunce Confederate (@crumpeta.bsky.social) reply parent

And there is the fascist language “evil”. If you’re not in my in-group you are evil. Sigh.

2/4/2025, 12:54:47 AM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dunce Confederate (@crumpeta.bsky.social) reply parent

As big as his hands!

2/4/2025, 12:53:46 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dunce Confederate (@crumpeta.bsky.social) reply parent

The hurt is good everyone!

2/4/2025, 12:31:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dunce Confederate (@crumpeta.bsky.social) reply parent

America’s wang delivers again as you’d expect a wang to deliver.

2/4/2025, 12:30:43 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dunce Confederate (@crumpeta.bsky.social) reply parent

It was just a minor felony. Nothing to see here.

1/4/2025, 12:11:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dunce Confederate (@crumpeta.bsky.social) reply parent

Who can resist honestly?

31/3/2025, 11:58:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dunce Confederate (@crumpeta.bsky.social) reply parent

Sigh. It’s so boringly predictable. Within months he will be busted with some hooker/porn/drug scandal.

31/3/2025, 11:56:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view