Bill Belichick calling Tom Brady to see if he wants to get another college degree.
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Bill Belichick calling Tom Brady to see if he wants to get another college degree.
Is the hat hiding the brain surgery scars?
Donald Trump Jr’s Secret Service code name is Coke Zero.
Who needs experts when you’ve got strong opinions?
Due to rampant Blueskyism, sensitivity training will be held in the conference room at 8 tomorrow. Attendance is mandatory.
Adding AI to my abacus.
Big pharma wants you to believe if was 15 years ago. — RFK Jr, probably.
What are Nate Silver’s opinions on Friendster?
It’s Labor Day and I’m not even pregnant.
film flubs: in the movie spartacus (1960), several different characters identify themselves as spartacus. this scene was mistakenly left in the final cut of the film
Today was Rudy Giuliani’s 9/11.
My heart will grow three sizes. Primarily from celebratory eating.
We need a picture of Trump holding up a copy of a newspaper from today. Also, we need newspapers.
We need more patriots like you two.
Doesn’t help us in red states.
Jameela is not in a Good Place when it comes to attention being paid to her. Oh yeah, the world is burning down. WGAF?
Meanwhile Meta refuses to do anything about overseas scammers impersonating celebrities to scam lonely people.
That looks like a jigsaw puzzle box.
I hope at least one person does, though. Otherwise my life will have been for nothing.
This is my favorite scene in Full Metal Jacket.
I fill mine with brain worms.
JD Vance went on to say, “the only thing I’d change if I became President is the couch in the Oval Office. I like mine thicker.”
He should smile more.
Want to stop ICE agents from wearing masks? Ask them why they’re afraid of COVID.
Having Twitter flashbacks. Sadly my black cat has gone to that great coven in the sky. This one probably would be up for black magic, though.
I have now learned something new.
She’s not wrong.
Incels are always trying to give away their organ.
I thought they ate marbles.
I feel like we all got off on the wrong exit on this timeline and our GPS just died.
How many mental health professionals do you think have evaluated RFK Jr over the years?
Maybe the solution to all this mess is an AI geared to Trump voters.
What does Cher sing at the end of daylight saving time?
I was at this show, one of four sold out shows Prince did in Louisville the year before he died. Almost got thrown out. princevault.com/index.php?ti...
Not mine, but a guy I know is a CBS cameraman interviewing Ringo before the Grammy salute to the Beatles. They finish and Ringo asks him to come with him. He walks them into a rehearsal where he watches Ringo and Paul with about twenty other people.
Maybe we can convince ChatGPT to kill itself.
The fact that Trump is still our President is proof prayer doesn't work.
It's his insistence that they march on water that's really going to cost us.
Subscription services are necessary because its difficult to make things worse if you don't have money coming in.
Maybe this will make people think about school shootings for more than a day. #Annuncation #SchoolShooting
Are vaccines safe? Let's ask this guy who sounds like a dying refrigerator compressor
Cracker Barrel.
A school shooting of young children will be forgotten in less time than a change to a chain restaurant's logo. Don't tell me America isn't great again.
Amazing how Mr. Executive Order isn't drafting one to deal with this.
Browsing Cameo I realize I no longer have any concept what a celebrity is any more.
This conspiracy theory that George Soros is the hidden hand behind all anti-Trump protests is antisemitic, yes, but it's more than that. It's an entire conspiracist worldview that reduces all agency behind broad-based social change to a few shadowy Jewish financiers. It dismisses all social change.
I was thinking gumball machine when I was five. Or perhaps an unadorned class ring.
I think all of us liberals supposedly on his payroll have a bone to pick for never actually getting a check for our work.
Remember when school shootings were something that resulted in more than a shrug of shoulders? Thank God we have more important things to think about now, like Cracker Barrel logos.
I miss the days when you could use social media to actively follow a breaking story via the sources you chose.
Naming my cats Thoughts and Prayers because they too are useless in dealing with gun violence. #Minneapolis #SchoolShooting
Republicans have responded by attacking Tim Walz, apparently for not thoughting and prayering enough.
The sad thing is that it’s not that hard and people still don’t do it.
Hoping this AI bubble bursts soon because the pile of AI related bullshit is reaching Everest levels.
Amen.
I know this is not a unique observation but public health was basically created to deal with the Spanish flu, and then a century later COVID hit and killed twice as many people and our response was to destroy public health
Why do people fear the most mediocre man on the planet?
Wonder how many clients she had there.
How many of these were appropriated mostly by Republicans to attack Democrats?
If James Woods ever stopped at a Cracker Barrel, it was to check out the teenage waitstaff.
We're a week away from Trump saying "You know, 14 used to be the age of consent in some states."
Maybe if we bring back mandatory COVID masking all the ICE agents will finally remove theirs.
FIFA's not exactly making the best case against the idea that soccer sucks.
…Then they came for John Bolton and I had some mixed emotions.
Rufo's still hanging out in the closet.
I never looked up to James Dobson, but he’s certainly looking up at all of us now.
Facebook's become a long form version of Twitter, with more Nigerian phishing scams. If you want proof AI is horseshit, look at how poorly it monitors content.
True, crime is out of control in DC. Sadly, it's in Congress, the White House, and SCOTUS.
James Dobson is dead. May his grave forever be marked by the urine of every person he ever hurt with his vile bigotry and politics.
Just got back from Walmart. Completely sold out of radioactive Super Shrimp. Had to buy lightly nuked tilapia and it’s just not the same.
For real, though, imagine if Obama had promised to end an invasion in 24 hours, flailed for six months and then, after a failed summit, Michelle had sent the aggressor a letter saying “pretty please.”
I believe it's spelled out in Leviticus.
Before you get upset at Chris Pratt, remember he's a method actor who had his head hollowed out in preparation for the LEGO movie. variety.com/2025/film/ne...
Joe Flacco has some great stories about the days of leather helmets.
To be fair, this was the plot of Octopussy.
The guy mad when you don’t wear a suit is showing off his collection of shitty roadside store baseball caps.
See, I’m famed! Oh, and my kid died.
This is one of the muppets from the first year of SNL.
This.
the need to monetize has really pushed some people in unfortunate directions tbh
Can you call yourself the master race if you’re too scared to show your face?
It’s just a container of poop.
Just wait until your 50s you mess up your back reaching for the remote.
Thank God climate change isn’t real or Erin could be a Category 20.
Pretty sure this same thing happens to Republicans in every “Democrat run city”. Must be a tough life to be a victim everywhere you go.
It’s amazing how the party that embraces macho posturing and guns is afraid to say who they are or show their face.
This sandwich kills fascists.
The Partridge Family did it first.
The US is the puppy.
I can't wait to read the article about the six books you think everyone must read.
Less clear is why other ICE agents were dressed as a cop, a native American, a cowboy, and a leather enthusiast.
The only person who can throw a Subway sandwich at the Trump administration and get away with it is Jared Fogle.
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Whoa.
A Chevette, a trip to Florida, and a year's supply of Rice A Roni.
With California emissions in that era, it probably provided half the power of the engine.
We need the old Wheel of Fortune where you took your money and "shopped" for trash at full retail price, which always ended with some god awful tacky artwork or statue.
Watching @npr pretend Donald Trump has actual foreign policy ideas is so precious.
I worry less about super intelligent AI than I do super stupid humanity.