please don't put me in any starter packs. i'm not that interesting. Just a little squid who likes dinosaurs, books, and RPGs. Learning Welsh. Never leaves the house. š³ļøāš
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I canāt find the lie in this.
Library ā Bow tie ā Perfect video ā
I had this problem with plumbing stuff last month. One easy fix turned into me having to disassemble my whole dang toilet.
4th grader just walked into the house singing No Doubt so I think Iām doing ok as a parent.
Me too, kinesin, me too.
My ex-husbandās cat would *only* sit on my lap in there. It was the weirdest thing.
I felt this way about him as child and I still feel this way. It doesnāt make sense to me that he exists. Heās like a caricature or an archetype, a fairy tale allegory or a flat man.
Youāre cute though, random stranger.
Yeah I have a lot of that on my feed and I donāt even know what show theyāre referring to half the time.
I did not realize this account was on here. I spent my middle/high school years obsessively reading Anne McCaffrey books with Whelan cover art. This is wonderful.
Wasnāt that actually one of the funnier urban legends? That he was ex-special forces and hiding tattoos under his cardigans?
I missed that part but wow. Thatās extra sad.
Like in the same way hearing someone say ATM machine over and over again gets to me. Itās not a dig at her.
I agree with her but every time she said chatbox instead of chatbot I had to fight the urge to rage quit the video.
Sounds fake
Before spell-check was a thing, someone had to go through and look for all the misspelled words. How would you know if you got a copy with a typo?š¤
Is that before or after the sternly worded letter on the Collins scale?
Domestication is a hell of a thing.
The cat that has lived under my daughterās bed since Sunday has begun to accept my offerings of affection.
Holy cow. You need a new rating scale for dogs like this.
Iāve successfully avoided leaving my house for long enough to my car insurance company to send me warnings that theyāre going to unenroll me from their stalker app discount program because they havenāt captured enough driving data recently.
That IS a really nice pen.
It is Halloween, Christmas, and the Sweltering.
I mean, they tried to kill me beforehand, but yeah. Same.
Ex-husband brought a cat to my house last night. My dog is being a total angel about the whole affair so far. Hasnāt tried to get into the room the kitty is in, hasnāt made any noise, nothing at all. Might actually work out ok.
Ok?
I am going to try my damnedest to get out of this city by 2027. My contracts with my current employer will have run out by then and degree #4 will be done too. Wish me luck. People whoāve been here as long as I have rarely seem to make it out.
Zen Buddhism: "The inattentive are dead already." My #ADHD Ass: "Great. That's just great."
My eyes and my brain are not playing well together today. I keep misreading things in really funny ways, which is fun, but also kinda makes me feel like Iām becoming illiterate.
Baby hedgehogs are hoglets
Love how my feed is half books, 49% politics, and 1% Taylor Swift conspiracy theories.
Not sure exactly which demographic the algorithms have put me in, but I get more pharma ads now than Iāve ever seen in my life.
Let me look at how many alarms you have on your phone and Iāll tell you if you have ADHD or not.
How dare you digitally alter this footage to frame her for this crime. My client is innocent!
I picked up the first Joe Pickett book to fill a minimum order from ThriftBooks and didnāt know there was a tv show when I snagged it. Now Iām (yet again) invested in a two season tv series that ended before I ever heard of it.
I loved mine. I had one in high school. It never leaked and felt amazing on my back. I donāt know if it would be as nice now or not, but it was great then.
Has anyone made a St. Donna prayer candle with this on it yet? Iād buy one.
Every time I leave my house it costs money and/or reminds me why I donāt want to be around the general public. Thereās nothing out there worth paying the price.
I miss scrounging through sales bins for the combo sets that had multiples games nobody ever heard of that would be packaged together for super cheap.
I havenāt even gotten past the pear, really.
That is an Ewok
I wish my dog would tolerate a bath that well
I lived in a part of the country that got zero channels. We were lucky if we could catch a radio station on a clear day.
If that makes me a filthy cheater, so be it.
I take honor mode very seriously but some things are worth the hard reboot to save my run. Like accidentally hitting Scratch with his own ball in camp and starting a civil war.
I love love love having a dog thatās smarter than I am and needs to be kept busy, but a whole lot of these babies end up abused or in shelters because people donāt know what theyāre in for. :(
I had one! Border collie / greyhound mix. Theyāre smart, high energy, and explode when theyāre excited so they do get into trouble with people who canāt keep up with a gotta-go-fast dog thatās smarter than they are. Same with other herding dogs and the maligators. They need the right people!
Now I have the band in my head because Iām a xennial. All hail meā¦
I also love them. Theyād be amazing as stickers.
Iām glad you caught it early! Itās so scary when the newbs are sick.
I know thereās nothing in it. You know thereās nothing in it. But this character doesnāt know thereās nothing in itā¦
Checking every barrel and vase like I havenāt played this game 213 times in the last two years.
I have to pay for my pest control. Youāre getting it for free!
Itās a crying shame too. I never get free snakes. :(
The funniest thing about this is the lack of caps and quotation marks because you know Newsome is getting under his skin.
Quiznos? Cosi? Subway? Jimmy John's? Jersey Mike's? Any sub shop I visit from this day forward will be judged not only on the taste & value of its sandwiches, but their weight, velocity, & stability of their wrapping.
And another happy Friday to everyone that isnāt working to keep the US from having a reasonable and functioning healthcare system that doesnāt bankrupt people.
Cat thinks itās Paul-sitting.
Oh no heās doing the hand thing though. No invisible accordions!
Heād be the safest man in prison with that story.
If Trump gives him a medal, I really need them to put āBig Ballsā on it to drive home the Idiocracy of it all.
Other people have better imposter syndrome than me I bet
I do wonder what itās like for people who donāt assume that theyāre wrong all the time.
This sayeth the wise assbutt
The first time Charlie Chaplin used his voice in a film, he wielded it to forcefully condemn the rising forces of fascism around the globe. Will we listen to his words today?
I hate to agree with MGT about anything, but that American divorce thing sounds more tempting by the day.
That is such a great protest idea.
So far so good!
Ok, but those presidential debates would be amazing to watch.
Today is my dogās sixth birthday. I only know this because Iāve gotten more āhappy birthdayā emails for her than Iāve ever gotten for my own birthday.
itās an everyday battle š«£ #booksky #bookmeme #reading #bookish
I love putting holds on books at the library with long wait times because sometimes I get the notification theyāre ready weeks/months later and I do not recognize the title at all. Itās a surprise gift from past me.
This cat had a very important business meeting that you made him late to.
I donāt know who it was who did this, but I have never been able to unsee it.
I donāt know who needs this today, but here you go..
This one got me a ābest momā comment so they canāt be *that* bad.
Youāre tearing me apart, Lisa!
Sent my little off to her first day of school this year with green hair. I donāt think anybody is gonna give her trouble but seeing this on my feed has me ready to fight if I need to.
My doctor makes a lot of money while my chronically ill ass has just been solving medical mysteries for free
Yes, that did make the news that I saw and sheās awful.
I definitely miss mine being little enough to OHP.
Mine turned 9 this year and Iām still asking that.
Call me Goorge.
Watched the Ben Affleck Daredevil last night and I totally forgot that Jon Favreau was Foggy Nelson in that. Since D&W happened, Iām gonna need Kevin Feige to figure out how to resolve this somehow. Also Colin Farrell was the worst part of that movie and I donāt think he gets nearly enough credit.
Watching the first Tobey Spider-Man and I donāt know when J.K. Simmons became my type but apparently he is now. Time to go play BG3 for the 95th time.
A happy Friday to everyone except for the consulting dentist that rejects claims for my insurance company. You can have the day you deserve and I hope it costs you $2500.
Non-allergic rhinitis sucks. I already wake up with allergy symptoms every day for no reason and nothing treats it, but now weāve had wildfire smoke dumping particulates into the air all week so my whole face has been a faucet for days now. Iām miserable.
You seem to be the one moaning.
I was looking at a post on xitter the other day and didnāt realize it was a retweet from new pope (tm) and sort of forgot Christianity was a thing temporarily and misinterpreted a plea to the Lord as being about serfdom instead of religion. Gonna start doing that on purpose because itās way funnier.
On this Chairteenth, we celebrate the good folks of Montgomery, especially our guy AquaMayne. Special shout out to the folks who, within 72 hours, recreated this in their apartment complex. A COMMUNITY!! š
