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@ctrlaltnerd.bsky.social

I stepped back to hear myself think. Calgary, Canada πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ β€” tuning out the world while the ringing stays with me. I mourn what’s broken but choose not to carry all of it. Linux is my quiet rebellion 🐧

created December 21, 2024

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Oh we f u c k i n g know…

1/9/2025, 5:59:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I get this. Sometimes I wonder if β€œnormies” realize how easy their religion is compared to Witnesses, spending weekends knocking on doors, never really fitting in to the world around them. It’s a different level of intensity. I β€œran away” from the truth at 15, so I missed the really crazy shit…

1/9/2025, 3:22:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Beautifully put. Sadly, this level of wisdom gets completely lost somewhere between the tractor pull and the banjo lessons.

1/9/2025, 3:10:42 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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As always…. Stunning!

1/9/2025, 3:03:29 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh, let’s look on the bright side… There’s got to be someone out there who’s thrilled that they’re β€œowning the libtards” β€” or maybe celebrating that β€œeggs became cheaper.” And then there’s my personal favourite: β€œAt least the job went to a white man.” …Well, he’s orange, but hey.

30/8/2025, 9:47:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Donald Trump reminds me of EugΓ¨ne Terre’Blanche β€” bombastic, messianic, and obsessed with a lost glory that never truly existed. Both built their power on grievance, division, and whitewashed nostalgia. Different countries, same old playbook.

22/8/2025, 1:24:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My first reaction is to say let’s boycott them, but honestly the list of companies that bend the knee to this moron is so long it would be easier to keep track of the ones that didn’t.

22/8/2025, 1:22:41 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Does this math also apply to the price of Kool-Aid, or just the beef?

21/8/2025, 4:23:43 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This reminds me of my mother tongue β€” Afrikaans, whereβ€œgop” (sometimes written β€œgΓ΄p”) is indeed colloquial term that means to spit (or the act of spitting).

20/8/2025, 12:28:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m going to have to take your word for that. I haven’t had the privilege of seeing one of these cat houses. But what this guy is doing is nauseating anyway.

20/8/2025, 12:25:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@levitycus.bsky.social I shall be keeping an eye on you…

17/8/2025, 10:27:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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chatgpt.com/share/68a15d...

17/8/2025, 4:41:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I hate that this dickhead reduced the world to not knowing what to believe! There is no doubt he’s capable of lying, and incapable of sympathy, but I like my facts β€˜checked’ before swallowing them whole β€” chatgpt.com/share/689e9e...

15/8/2025, 2:47:10 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pretty sure it’s not admiration. It’s the kind of loyalty you give β€œthe Don” when you don’t want to wake up with a horse head in your bed.

14/8/2025, 11:51:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jou buurvampier is hier.

14/8/2025, 12:05:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What is in this marvellous tool box? It doesn’t seem like it belongs to a dentist that might work on the living…

14/8/2025, 5:00:10 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wait for it.. He’s fine throwing punches, but heaven forbid someone swings back.

12/8/2025, 11:08:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I am not gay, and I’ve never been attracted to a man, but that face needs a kiss…

12/8/2025, 3:36:10 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sure, he knows what that tool in his hands is called, and used for…

11/8/2025, 11:40:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@slem63.bsky.social β€” I vowed to no longer indulge myself in Trump propaganda, be positive or negative. However, you have won more over! What I really mean is, I share many of your sentiments… I can tell your age from your handle. I hope you β€œmeant to reveal that” about yourself, Christine.

11/8/2025, 11:23:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@wandermaven.bsky.social welcome!

8/8/2025, 9:42:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You are fabulous, Mothy Tim!

8/8/2025, 3:27:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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β€œIf I were younger, I’d leave Canada and move to the U.S.” β€” said no sane person ever.

8/8/2025, 3:03:55 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There’s treatment for this.

29/7/2025, 4:14:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pragtig, of ten minste akkuraat…

25/7/2025, 4:08:12 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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These people are very busy right now doing their pious, churchy things. They’d like you to know your call is somewhat important to them. Please hold…

24/7/2025, 2:57:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Where exactly should someone have stopped him? Preschool? I bet he was already a petty, entitled little tyrant back then, steamrolling nannies and cheating at board games. The warning signs weren’t subtle.

24/7/2025, 12:10:02 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I avoid that source too. 🫣 I actually dropped the image into ChatGPT and asked it to fact-check it for me β€” the analysis was stunning (but I figured I’d spare everyone the long version). Suffice to say, it delivered a thoughtful and balanced response. I don’t trust anything any longer…

23/7/2025, 6:08:41 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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πŸ›‘ Fake Quote Alert He’s a POS, but this image is edited. Trump never said this, and it never aired on Fox News. It’s satire, not real news. #Disinfo #MemeCheck #Bluesky

23/7/2025, 2:12:12 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Disclosure: I’m making this my profile picture… πŸ₯³

21/7/2025, 8:49:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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See: chatgpt.com/share/687e3f...

21/7/2025, 1:26:32 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I asked ChatGPT this: β€œFact-check this claim. Is it conceivable that her salary is what she says it is. Also, are these incentives for new hires accurate?” The response was: Yes. ICE has launched a major recruitment push under the so-called β€œOne Big Beautiful Bill,” which includes salaries for…

21/7/2025, 1:26:18 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Are you accosta’ing this innocent man?

21/7/2025, 12:23:53 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🧠 Why We Snap by R. Douglas Fields, PhD A gripping look at the 9 brain-based triggers that cause sudden outbursts of anger. Learn how to recognize and manage your own β€œrage circuit” β€” and better understand others too. 🎧 Great for anyone, not just science freaks. Clear, practical, and eye-opening.

Cover of the audiobook Why We Snap by R. Douglas Fields, PhD. The title appears in large orange letters with an image of a yellow pencil snapped in half, symbolizing sudden anger. Subheading reads: β€œUnderstanding the Rage Circuit in Your Brain – The 9 Triggers Revealed.” Narrated by Graham Winton. Recorded Books branding appears at the top.
20/7/2025, 5:38:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Here’s β€œhow long it has been possible for authorities to request ring doorbell camera footage from Amazon”… chatgpt.com/share/687d02...

20/7/2025, 3:01:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Looks like this guy is finding out the hard way how to wear ill-fitting big boy pants. They don’t fit right, and they rub worse when stitched with delusion and pride.

19/7/2025, 2:49:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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At this rate, he’ll be blaming the moon for tides next.

19/7/2025, 2:34:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Of course he is… he is the stablest genius of them all. Facts bend around him, logic runs and hides, and accountability doesn’t stand a chance.

19/7/2025, 1:29:40 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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So embarrassing β€” and somehow still not the worst thing about him.

17/7/2025, 12:52:10 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is the best point anyone could make, he doesn’t need more airtime…

17/7/2025, 12:43:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And so will the whole pack he once doped up on his snake oil. Even they’re waking up… And they are slowly getting pissed off.

16/7/2025, 1:56:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Exactly! He jumps from one subject to another because he actually listens to experts across disciplines. Imagine the chaos of having a president who doesn’t consult others and just pretends to know everything. Thank goodness we’ve got one who surrounds himself with people smarter than himself.

15/7/2025, 1:22:28 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Having grown up as a Jehovah’s Witness, I can confirm that this kind of reasoning isn’t limited to one religious group. Among JWs, there’s also a thread of thinking that welcomes global collapse, not out of disbelief, but as a sign that Armageddon is near and paradise is just around the corner.

15/7/2025, 12:20:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Regardless, we all know (including the MAGAS), know something is very much being covered up… Sometimes it is more damaging to keep on lying than just owning up… because that nagging feeling everyone has is not easy to compartmentalize. He’s desperately trying to divert attention away from this.

14/7/2025, 12:36:33 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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God spared Trump? Nah, he was saved by that ketchup packet he always keeps near his heart, just in case the buffet runs out or conditions get too cold for faking being shot. This is reality TV neurosis taking the wheel, not Jesus. Let’s call it a Heinz-inspired intervention.

13/7/2025, 8:13:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If you really think outside the box (and possibly off the ledge), β€œwingman” could mean a man with wings… which clearly makes him an angel. Which clearly makes him holy and/or Holy Spirit–adjacent. So tread carefully when mocking this billboard. That might just be flirting with blasphemy. πŸ‘Ό

13/7/2025, 8:04:23 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nothing like a warm slice of pie and a media nudge to gaslight yourself into thinking the last decade was just a debate. I wish I could pretend it never happened, but some things shouldn’t be shrugged off for the sake of comfort. There simply is no medication for what’s wrong here.

13/7/2025, 7:29:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That is also going to linger for a bit…

13/7/2025, 2:33:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I was born in South Africa as a white male in 1963 and moved to Canada in 1997. This post about hit strangely close to home for me. I understand how hard it is for anyone to respond in a way that goes against the dominant public sentiment. It takes courage, and often, it comes far too late.

12/7/2025, 6:12:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Praise be to the tangerine deity…

11/7/2025, 12:42:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@swilk.bsky.social Oops, just tripped over your presence, how lucky for me…

26/6/2025, 12:02:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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*bad (like my spelling)

26/6/2025, 12:39:07 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I had all the vaccines, but still had measles I think. I say that because of obvious scarring that I suppose must be from really bad blisters. This makes me wonder how bass the scarring would be for people who have such severe childhood measles… does your child have scarring now, years later?

26/6/2025, 12:37:59 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The thing is… while I got out from under that scourge, I now have blind spots as an adult. Looking around me, so do many others, so I guess it’s okay after all. And we tend to rationalize everything, as if learned experience has no value anyway. I fit right in…

24/6/2025, 1:27:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Enduring that must have been like living β€˜in slow motion’ hell…

24/6/2025, 1:22:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I know a bit about that shit… I was born in a cult and β€˜outsmarted’ my family around 15 years old. This child will not forget, even if they can forgive…

23/6/2025, 11:55:28 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This child lost the parent lottery!$&@

23/6/2025, 11:45:39 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@dan-j85.bsky.social love your pictures

23/6/2025, 12:22:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pragtig!

21/6/2025, 12:47:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This should be embarrassing, but I do not believe for a second he has a capacity to be embarrassed.

16/6/2025, 10:07:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sitting here in Canada, watching the circus from a safe distance, I’d say you’ve nailed it.

16/6/2025, 10:06:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh wow, this actually answers what I asked earlier. I think I get it now, the difference between being seen as inspiring for just existing versus only when you’re pushing through something. This helped it click for me.

16/6/2025, 10:04:00 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m genuinely interested in understanding. Can you tell me more about why you said that? I’ve never had to live with what you deal with, and I’d like to think I’m sensitive enough to care β€” but I also know there’s a lot I probably don’t understand.

16/6/2025, 9:59:41 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My family?

14/6/2025, 1:40:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This toxic β€˜us-vs-them’ version of faith was always rotten at the core β€” people are just finally done pretending otherwise.

14/6/2025, 1:36:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m no longer discussing Trump, Gaza, or Ukraine, because my mental health demands that! 🫣 Of course I still mourn those humans caught in β€˜their’ aftermath… I must find a way to avoid ending up in some desperate place myself. I’ve blocked all news and muted some accounts to help me with this goal.

9/6/2025, 1:42:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lovely

9/6/2025, 3:35:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I thought his words were free-flowing ideas β€” but you reminded me it’s just free-flowing diarrhea.

8/6/2025, 1:47:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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These distractions aren’t just Trump’s hobby β€” they’re deliberate. A constant circus to keep the spotlight off the fact that his name shows up in the Epstein files

8/6/2025, 1:15:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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😑😠😑😠😑

6/6/2025, 2:40:51 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Silence is consent β€” the dandelion has officially been reclassified as a dahlia.

5/6/2025, 3:13:00 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What a beautiful dahlia…

4/6/2025, 7:50:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I doubted this as I don’t trust my own eyes anymore. So I checked in with ChatGPT: it is indeed real. The irony is thick. He declares a mission from God, but the only god he’s ever truly served is the one in the mirror. Nothing sells like divinity when your base is begging for a saviour.

A screenshot of a post from Donald Jessica Trump’s social media account, Truth Social. The profile shows his username, @realDonaldTrump. The message reads: β€œ& NOTHING CAN STOP WHAT IS COMING” β€” written in all capital letters for emphasis. The overall tone suggests a bold, defiant proclamation.
29/5/2025, 4:37:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Also….. the Conservatives!

29/5/2025, 2:23:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Stunning!

29/5/2025, 1:39:10 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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While I hate this POS, this is fake! There’s no credible source (including People Magazine) that they have ever published this quote. And, credible fact-checking organizations such as Snopes, PolitiFact, and FactCheck.org have all investigated this viral image and confirmed it’s fabricated.

27/5/2025, 4:32:03 AM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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You see the odd motivational poster and think, β€˜Yeah, okay,’ but this one? This could motivate anyone in the heat of a marathon.

26/5/2025, 2:23:32 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Maybe Harvard can redeem itself by offering a major in Apartheid Studies. Not to understand how to dismantle it, but to teach the principles of sustaining it. That ought to earn a gold star from the Tangerine Toddler.

25/5/2025, 1:19:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Meanwhile, the US is busy trying to force its universities to bend to Donald Trump’s ideology. Trumpocrats are undermining academic freedom and independent science. We shouldn’t be surprised when less groundbreaking research comes out of the US, as China does even more of the heavy lifting.

25/5/2025, 1:07:23 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Empty barrels make the most noise…

24/5/2025, 5:11:04 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If intelligence were measured by how often you claim to have it, he’d be Einstein. Sadly, reality disagrees.

24/5/2025, 5:09:54 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Let’s be honest, her qualifications were never about intelligence or integrity, just whether she could dazzle the orange fruitcake with her loyalty and a dead stare.

23/5/2025, 9:41:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture π™²πšπš›πš•π™°πš•πšπ™½πšŽπš›πš (@ctrlaltnerd.bsky.social) reply parent

Trump warning us about a β€œwhite farmer genocide” in South Africa while committing brain genocide on himself is peak irony. At this point, he’s operating on maybe three brain cells, and two of them are just arguing about which Fox News segment to misquote next.

23/5/2025, 9:39:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We’re all paying for that oversight, regardless where you live on this old rock…

23/5/2025, 2:27:32 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture π™²πšπš›πš•π™°πš•πšπ™½πšŽπš›πš (@ctrlaltnerd.bsky.social) reply parent

Die man is Ε„ kolosale oranje poephol.

22/5/2025, 4:23:19 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh don’t worry, the white kids in Africa will be just fine β€” malaria knows better than to mess with future asylum-seekers once they’re smuggled into the U.S. as β€œexceptional cases.”

22/5/2025, 12:55:48 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Some call it insider trading, but maybe it’s just the righteous perks of a soul so untainted even the stock market obeys.

19/5/2025, 2:40:15 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Also known as Cranesbill, I love them!

18/5/2025, 1:01:54 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ah yes, nothing screams β€˜man of the people’ like a $400M jet from a foreign monarchy. This whole circus just keeps his shameless, gold-toilet thirst for luxury in the headlines. Like a raccoon with a Rolex… he just can’t help himself. This may get harder to explain β€˜away’ by his devout disciples.

17/5/2025, 3:15:07 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hope everyone who voted for this fucker is enjoying the return on investment: no healthcare, no reproductive rights, no funding for research, no decency Truly a bold move to make ignorance and disease great again. On the bright side, at least the billionaires get their tax cuts. 🫑

16/5/2025, 8:57:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I grew up in a cult and know firsthand how a religious environment can mess people up. It’s taken me forever to find any kind of balance.

15/5/2025, 3:26:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why are they so fixated on something so private and personal? Are they trying to police not just behavior, but thoughts too?

14/5/2025, 3:01:33 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Digitally edited image of Donald Trump with an oversized ear, wearing a suit and red tie. Caption reads: β€˜The economy will be YUGE. Just like my ear. Trust me, folks, no one grows things better than me. Ears, egos, deficits – all tremendous.
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Profile picture π™²πšπš›πš•π™°πš•πšπ™½πšŽπš›πš (@ctrlaltnerd.bsky.social) reply parent

Their only qualifications? White and angry. This isn’t asylum, it’s a propaganda import. Let’s not pretend this is about human rights! It’s about headlines and base-riling.

13/5/2025, 12:35:50 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture π™²πšπš›πš•π™°πš•πšπ™½πšŽπš›πš (@ctrlaltnerd.bsky.social) reply parent

What set me off, what’s the fact that all the females in the picture looks like a clone of the same original picture…

11/5/2025, 9:57:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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πŸ˜•

11/5/2025, 1:46:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This image appears to have been generated by AI. Several visual indicators support this: 1. Text on Shirts: The text, particularly β€œTrump IS GOD,” shows inconsistencies in font alignment. 2. Facial Features and Hands. 3. Overall Blending and Focus: There’s an unnatural uniformity in lighting.

11/5/2025, 1:16:53 PM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Maybe you voted for Trump because you felt left behind, because someone finally spoke to your frustration… But if that vote handed $235 billion to billionaires while stripping working people of Medicaid… was that your goal? If there’s a next time, vote like your healthcare depends on it.

10/5/2025, 11:50:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ah yes, the timeless defense: β€œjust following orders.” Bold move citing the literal Nuremberg excuse while objecting to Nazi comparisons. Really clears things up, Tom. Nothing says moral high ground like shrugging at accountability in a suit on primetime.

9/5/2025, 11:49:02 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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But it feels feels like sticking something personal in a blender…

7/5/2025, 1:09:47 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view